After enough play, Tian Congcong came to return the sword, and Tian Ji'an commanded: "You take my sword to Daoist Mountain, and let Daoist Yu get out of here." If he doesn't listen, tell him, and say that I said it, and let you skin him on the spot, and peel him directly with a knife, without anesthetic. Ha ha. ”

Tian Congcong led the order to go, but it was all the way to complain, Yu Taoist is known as "Yu Banxian", in Weizhou City is very famous, the foolish people worship it as a god, and the dignitaries in the city also have more dealings with him.

Such a person, expulsion, killing is not a way.

"Look at my bad job."

Tian Congcong cried with a sad face and came to the outside of the Perfume Temple. I wanted to take a shortcut to go up the mountain, but I suddenly heard that my sister-in-law Tian Qian and the tooth general Shi Xianzhong were talking in the temple, Tian Congcong frowned, waved his hand, and led everyone to detour to Yu Taoist Mountain.

Tian Qian and Shi Xianzhong chatted a few words, in a good mood, she and Shi Xianzhong have been tired of being together since childhood, they are each other's best friends of the opposite sex, they know their roots and know their hearts, and they are not afraid of emotional entanglements between ordinary men and women for a long time, and the two will only feel relaxed, quiet and happy together.

Shi Xianzhong glanced at Daoist Mountain and said, "That infatuated man doesn't know if he's dead, I'll take a look." ”

Tian Qian didn't want to go, but when he heard that Tian Congcong had already gone up the mountain first, his heart sank, and he hurriedly said to Shi Xianzhong: "You wait, I'll go with you." ”

Tian Congcong is Tian Ji'an's nephew, but also Tian Qian's nephew, Tian Cong knows him very well, the Perfume Temple is the nearest road to the Taoist, how can Tian Congcong give up the near and far, go around the road to the mountain?

He must have already been to the Perfume Temple, and when he learned that she and Shi Xianzhong were inside, he took a detour to the mountain, and if he hid and didn't show up, he didn't know what his long-mouthed and big-eared nephew would chew in front of Tian Ji'an.

Although the relationship between her and Shi Xianzhong is clear and clear, the hearts of the world always love to think in a turbid place.

Seeing the arrival of his sister-in-law and the first warrior of the Tianxiong Army, Tian Congcong suddenly felt an indescribable awkwardness. He stepped forward and saluted, and asked with a smile: "My sister-in-law came here late at night, and I don't know what to see." ”

Tian Qian said: "It's strange, I should have asked you this." I was chanting in the Perfume Temple, and when I heard a noise on the Taoist Mountain, I sent someone to inform General Shi Xianzhong to come and inquire. It's weird, this should be General Shi's defense area, when did it change? ”

Tian Congcong tasted Tian Xuan's words in his mouth, and found no flaws, so he said: "Sister-in-law, don't misunderstand, little nephew, I came here to check the life and death of Taoist priest Yu on the order of my uncle." ”

Tian Qian said: "Then is he dead or alive?" ”

Tian Congcong said: "It's really strange, I don't see people alive or dead, I don't see corpses." ”

As soon as he said this, a small school came to report that he had dug up Taoist Yu in a stone cave on the mountainside behind him, and that he was still alive and was stunned and refused to get out of the hole.

Everyone hurried to see a group of soldiers lying at the entrance of the cave and shouting inside.

Tian Congcong stepped on the entrance of the cave with one foot, pinched his waist with one hand, supported his knees with the other, and shouted at the cave with a black face: "Miscellaneous old man, look at the good things you fucking did, what did I tell you last time?" ”

Daoist Yu hid himself well in the pre-dug bunker before the explosion, and the powerful shock wave generated by the explosion did not hurt the slightest, but the violent shock caused by the explosion made him covered in dust, and he was very embarrassed at the moment.

He refused to come out not because he was afraid that people would see his embarrassment, but because he had promised Tian Congcong not to refine the pill again, this time he violated his oath and the fortune was unpredictable, so he couldn't hide.

Facing Tian Congcong's roar, Daoist Yu pretended to be deaf and asked loudly: "What did you say?!" ”

Tian Congcong was unprepared, but he was taken aback.

Tian Qian watched with great interest at Daoist Yu pretending to be stupid, and suddenly whispered to Shi Xianzhong: "Since the Yaneijun has taken over, I think you can go back." ”

Tian Congcong is a descendant of the Tian family, reckless, reckless, this time the momentum is surging, it must be ordered by Tian Ji'an, Tian Ji'an is moody, rewards and punishments are all based on interest, it is difficult to guarantee what will be done to the Taoist priest. Yu Taoist is very famous in Weizhou, and the people call him "half immortal", if he has three long and two short, I am afraid that the relevant people will not be able to explain.

Tian Qian persuaded him to leave out of good intentions, Shi Xianzhong nodded and instructed: "You should be careful." And he departed with the crowd.

Daoist Yu continued to pretend to be stupid, Tian Congcong was impatient, and said left and right: "This miscellaneous hair is crazy, get some soil to fill the hole, and he will crawl out and bite people." "The crowd made a gesture to move.

Daoist Yu jumped out of the cave on the ground, protected his head and face with one hand, raised his little finger with the other, bent down and said with a smile: "The little general is angry, the little general is angry, this time it's just a little bit worse." You give me one more chance. ”

Because Tian Qian was by his side, Tian Congcong didn't dare to move, he waved his hand impatiently and said: "For the sake of my sister-in-law's face, I will spare you this time, but don't embarrass me, let's go, let's go, leave Weizhou, the farther away the better." ”

Daoist Yu said in embarrassment: "You don't let me stay in Weizhou, where will I go?" ”

Tian Congcong snorted coldly and said, "Where you love, go wherever you want, in short, don't come to Weizhou again!" I'm a kind-hearted person, with a knife mouth and a tofu heart, but you know the temper of the handsome, and next time let him hear that you are in the sky and fire a cannon in this ascension, and his life will be gone, he will peel your skin with his own hands, and he will not bring anesthetic. Okay, I've brought the words, I'm a person who speaks crisply and neatly, never rambling, dragging mud and water, and I never say what I've said a second time, you can weigh it yourself. ”

Tian Qian, who had been watching coldly, suddenly laughed, although his voice was soft, it made Tian Congcong feel that his legs and stomach were twisting, and he hurriedly asked flatteringly: "Sister-in-law, do you see me deal with it like this?" ”

"Okay, some of the demeanor of a great general."

After listening to the sister-in-law's praise, Tian Congcong's face was full of embarrassment, and he was a little at a loss. Tian Qian ignored his rich nephew and said to Taoist priest: "I don't care if you enlighten and seek immortals, but you can't stay in Weizhou City any longer." I know you're alone and having a hard time. I'll introduce you to a place to keep you well fed, and he's a monk just like you. ”

Daoist Yu's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked, "Do you dare to ask if this benefactor is also from my Sanqingmen?" ”

Tian Qian said: "That's not it, he's a vulgar monk." ”

Daoist Yu pursed his mouth and said embarrassedly: "It's a monk, this ......"

Tian Congcong was afraid that he would not leave, and hurriedly said: "Hey, that Taoist, don't you know what to do, what's wrong with the monk, the monk is also a monk, the Buddha is the Tao, the Buddha and the Tao are a family, what are they divided into each other?!" ”

This drink, Daoist Yu didn't dare to say anything, looked at the mess, and muttered: "Then you have to let me clean up." ”

Tian Congcong pulled the Taoist priest's arm down the mountain, and said as he walked: "What are you doing with that pile of rags, let's go, I'll prepare a new set of clothes for you." Daoist Yu looked back at the pile of ruins and ruins, and bargained: "It's not enough to have clothes alone, if it's a long way, you have to give me a horse." ”

Tian Congcong said: "Make." ”

Daoist Yu said: "Alchemy to buy saltpeter, charcoal, lead Gong ......" Tian Congcong said: "Okay, okay, I will subsidize you for fifty alchemy fees, and in the future, you will refine the elixir, remember to leave one for me." ”

Daoist Yu said: "My failure in alchemy this time is all because there are no boys to watch the fire, and I still need two boys!" ”

Tian Congcong: "......" (Thesis Academy)