"You still don't show up?!" Hou Laohu's hair was a little gray, but his hand holding the chess piece did not tremble without the slightest hesitation. It's still that sharp! But I saw him pinching the chess piece, "Bang~!" Press it down.

Cannon two flat five! Sitting opposite him, a man in a dragon black robe who looked quite energetic smiled. Twisted up the chess pieces and gently put them up, and the rook three into one: "You stinky chess basket, can you not be distracted every time you play chess!" ”

"A bunch of people died, and my nephew is jumping in there now." Hou Laohu raised his eyebrows: "My in-laws are almost hanging up, do you think I can not be distracted?!" Let's pull the calf! I'm not a man of God! ”

The man on the other side laughed: "Come on, your in-laws are better than monkeys!" Can't die. Besides, if your nephew is willing to take my place, will there be a lot of trouble?! I retired early and pulled down. ”

"Handle your own family's affairs, don't point to my nephew to wade into that troubled water with you." Hou Laohu raised his eyebrows and snorted coldly: "Last time, it was you deflated calves, he was almost abolished!" ”

Speaking of this, the man in black on the other side also seemed a little embarrassed: "This ...... Miss! Missed! Besides, he's fine! Looking back at my life, can't I make amends for him?! ”

"Pull the calf! You're going to die now, when will you die like an egg?! Hou Laohu pursed his lips and said: "I didn't think that the old crow who can decide the life and death of millions of people in one word across the world would actually get mixed with this virtue!" ”

The person in front of Hou Laohu is an old crow who has not appeared for many days! It's just that at this time, he can't see the spirit he once had at all. Now he is more like an old man in his last years.

"I'm not a god. Besides, even if it is a true immortal, there are five decays of heaven and man. The old crow smiled, and did not refute Hou Laohu's words: "I'm not dead yet, it's just a report that they were so excited after being unconscious once......"

The old crow sighed and said in a low voice, "You say, why are the current cubs so impatient?!" When I'm completely dead, won't they be able to make trouble again?! When the time comes, I will kick my legs, close my eyes and see nothing......"

"They kill as much as they like. If the pig's brain hits the dog's brain, then I can't see it......"

Hou Laohu hugged his arms and sneered: "When you are forever healthy, they don't dare to bare their teeth." Even if you tell them to die, they don't hesitate. You're dying now, and it's only natural for them to think about it......"

"Do you really want you to be dying, pick them all up, slaughter them, and people will know to fight back?!" Picking up the tea on the table, Hou Laohu drank it all. Drinking water and drinking, Hou Laohu has always liked to drain it in one gulp.

But the old crow looked distressed: "I shouldn't have prepared any good tea for your tiger head!" I thought you had cultivated yourself over the years and could accompany me to have some tea. As a result, it is still this virtue! ”

"You're dying, and I've stepped half of my foot into the coffin. Don't you get tired of caring so much?! Hou Laohu laughed: "The ancients: forty is not confused, fifty knows the destiny of heaven." Sixty ears are smooth, seventy do what you want from the heart! I'm going to get this to my ears. What to do, there are no more years to live. ”

The old crow rolled his eyes, your body can suddenly be three liters of rice and two catties of meat. One and a half pounds of rice wine, his face is not red and his breath is not panting. Thirty pounds of test stones at home in one fell swoop! You can still fly up and down, you told me that I don't have a few years to live?! You're not sorry!

"I see that your virtue is going to be more than a hundred years old. It's me, and I don't have a few days to live. The old crow couldn't hold back after all, and pouted: "Come on, you are now a big fat boy with two nephews." The niece and daughter-in-law are still at the age of being able to give birth, and the husband and wife still have the ability to sing and be a wife......"

"Much happier than me, a lonely man." The old crow said, waving his hand. Someone came up, brought down the chessboard, and put warm vegetables and warm rice wine on the table. Although, now the body of the old crow is practically no longer suitable for drinking.

But no one dared to stop him. Pouring a glass of wine for Hou Laohu, the old crow took a sip of himself: "Labor and management can't drink anymore, you can drink more for me!" ”

Hou Laohu didn't squeak, and directly drained the wine in the cup first. Grab the bottle again and drink it straight away.

"What?! When do you want to go out and clean up the mess?! Putting down the wine bottle, Hou Laohu looked at the old crow and asked. The old crow smiled hehehe: "You said it all, it's to clean up the mess." It's not time for the endgame yet......"

Hou Laohu rolled his eyes: "Most of the people are dead, it's not an endgame?!" It's all dead, what can you do as a bare-pole driver?! It's almost there, don't hit the geese, but let the geese peck their eyes. ”

"It's all a small fight now, and it's not time to see the real chapter...... The old crow was very calm, and poured the wine sent by his subordinates to Hou Laohu: "It's really useful, you can't die." If it's useless, it's time to die. ”

After pouring the wine, the old crow made an exception and drank all the wine in the cup: "Over the years, too many investors have come in. The good and the bad are mixed, in fact, I wanted to clean it up a long time ago. At that time, I was afraid of turmoil, and there was no formal reason to ......."

"Now......" The old crow laughed, "I'm a dying person, what else is there to be afraid of?!" When I die, even if the flood is monstrous! The ancient emperor was buried by a martyr, and I didn't have a spacious mausoleum or soldiers and horses......"

"That'...... Just take more lives and go with it! Saying that, the old crow looked at Hou Laohu with a sigh: "I really envy you for having a good nephew!" I want to have such a nephew, I would have died ten years ago! ”

Hou Laohu rolled his eyes: "Forget it, you knew you would have today ten years ago?!" Are you willing to let go of the authority you have now?! ”

"Yes, fifteen years ago, I knew I was where I am today." The old crow looked at Hou Laohu seriously, and said word by word: "I know very clearly that my life is ...... Don't live to be sixty. ”

As he spoke, the old crow ignored Hou Laohu's slightly puzzled eyes and said with a smile: "Me! I didn't think that I would die well in this life. It's really good that there is no place to die and no place to be buried, and there is no corpse without death! ”

"There are so many people who have died because of me that I am numb to myself." The old crow smiled slightly and said, "Therefore, it is impossible for this God to allow me to live a long life." I will not be allowed to have relatives and affections, such as me...... He only deserves to die. ”

After a pause, the old crow looked at Hou Laohu and said, "It's just ...... I hope to be like a veteran, at least a little worth dying. ”