, the other side.

"You said you dodged the piglet's charge?" a villager saw Sun Guangyu talking about the process of the wild boar being subdued, and only he knew how much of it was true.

"No, I was lucky to have been able to hide quickly, otherwise I would have taken down that beast. Sun Guang looked at the sky at a 45-degree oblique angle, and it was deep.

"Hey, don't you say you're hiding? Why don't you take it if it doesn't run?"

"Well, I thought at the time, isn't there a lot of people in the back, let's always give them some strength, I don't like to eat alone, so I avoided it. "I don't have the ability to react at all, I don't have to make it up, ahem, it's not.

"Who subdued this wild boar behind that, I just saw it over there, that head is so big?" This is the focus of the villagers' attention, and in each election these are the comparisons that people use as heroic, heroic.

"Well, I gave it to them at the time, and when I saw that some of them couldn't kill the beast, I was in a hurry! What could I do, seeing that the beast was going to run, and if I was gone, wouldn't they let the wild boar run away? ”

"So, I was blocking the doorway with my life, and it was really a desperate shot. "Uh, Ren Baosen, your fellow is here, no, plus the excited posture of pouting your ass and waving your arms, if it weren't for the pain in your butt, maybe you would have a high jump to play, but you can't help it."

You know why Ren Baosen became famous! It's really something that has been passed down from generation to generation by our ancestors, and they can be transmitted to each other.

"At that time, I stood at the door, and when the mad beast saw that I was at the door, he was so frightened that he immediately turned around and ran back!"

"Boom Boom Knock ~ Boom Boom!"

"Brother Guangxu, what's wrong with you, don't fall down!" a villager helped Sun Guangxuan, who was about to be frightened.

"Ouch, my ass, my bear kid, I don't know if it's not the time to use cymbals! Sun Guangyu saw the children not far away banging vigorously with their hands, saying that it was a lively day, you don't want to knock indiscriminately, and I was still talking, it was too immoral.

"Porco Rosso, bring the cymbals, I just took them out and put them away, did I tell you to take them randomly!" said an old villager, carrying the bear doll and walking away, it seemed that God could not stand it anymore.

"What's wrong with your ass, I found you being held up when you came back just now. "The villagers saw that Sun Guangyu was always protecting his buttocks, and he was so frightened that he was about to fall down and his expression of pain didn't seem to be pretending.

If Sun Guangyu knew that they wanted to think so, they would definitely be mad, what are they pretending, they are hitting! Ouch, my gut hurts.

"Didn't I see that the wild boar was so frightened that it ran back, how could I have fulfilled its wish and let it run away so easily. At that time, I was in a hurry, and I hurriedly straightened up, and came to a super long forward pounce, and pounced firmly on the head of the beast, and rode steadily on its head. Sun Guang was in a chaotic mode.

"At that time, how could that beast be willing to let people sit on its head, but there was no way, with me sitting on its head, where did it move half a point!"

"Since it can't move, what's the matter with your ass?" said a villager excitedly, this is a bit bullshit, but he can't find fault with it, so he has to continue listening.

I don't blame Sun Guangyu, I want the villagers to know that they haven't even survived half a move under the hands of the wild boar, and the buttocks are still being beaten so that blood keeps coming out, and they keep shouting "My guts, my guts" in their mouths.

So, it's better to strike first, and you can't wait for those guys to be free.

"Well, it couldn't move at the time, huh?"

A group of people were speechless, didn't you say that you couldn't move on its head, and this also asked us, whether we caught the pig or the pig you caught, or when we were pigs!

"Ahem, of course, I was on the pig's head at the time, that's for sure. However, somehow, a burst of incense suddenly came out of the temple for no reason, and I couldn't open my eyes, you also know the evil door of the temple, and I was somehow the only one who saw it, and I almost fainted because of the smoke. Sun Guang wiped the sweat that came out, and thought to himself, how can I continue to make it up, oh no, go on, fight! Hey, there is no lower limit to people's shame, such as the current live broadcast.

"Damn, that brute took the opportunity to break free, and I can't help it. Although God saved it for a while, with me, it can't escape. ”

"The wild boar broke free and went wild, and I sat on my ass and couldn't move, and it couldn't be anxious after breaking free. After the wild boar went crazy, he saw that he was about to crash into Ren Chengcheng, can I stand by and watch when I see it! I have to go and save Ren Chengcheng immediately, you don't know how dangerous it was at that time, it was almost a quarter of an hour before it hit Ren Chengcheng's stomach!"

Sun Guangcheng listened to himself for half a minute, watching the villagers listen attentively, worried about Ren Chengcheng's stomach, Sun Guangyan nodded with a smile. Ren Chengcheng, I'm sorry, who called you the most honest, go back and seal your mouth, you definitely won't betray me, right?

"And then?" the agitated villager said he didn't believe it, and wanted it to go on and see how he could debunk it. That's right, "it" is in his classification, and everything that can't stand up to scrutiny is for it, not a beast!

"At the last moment, I pushed Ren Chengcheng away, and finally unfortunately was scratched a little butt by a wild boar. Originally, I wanted to catch it alive, but can I bear it if it hurts my ass? I absolutely can't! I started a fire and cut it myself, oh no, I was afraid, so I couldn't help but go down a few times and get rid of it. ”

Sun Guangyu saw a group of people who were skeptical and said: "So you also saw it, when I came back, Ren Chengcheng did his best to help me!"

"Finished?" asked a bald old man.

"Well, of course, I'll catch me next time...... Uh, second uncle!" I'm going to die, I was so excited to say it just now, and I didn't even notice it behind me for a while.

The person who came was Sun Sanmin with a smile on his face.

"When did you come here? A hint of luck smiled.

"Just arrived. ”

Whew~ It's dangerous.

"Just arrived when you said that the wild boar was going to hit Ren Chengcheng. ”

"Ouch, suddenly the butt injury is not healed, I'll go rest and recuperate first. As he spoke, he covered his stomach and ran away, the soles of his feet slipped, and it seemed that his buttocks had healed.

When Sun Guangyu saw Sun Sanmin's smiling bald head, he decided that he had to find a corner to hide for a while these days.