"Don't you know that I'm very accomplished in couplets?" Li Yan touched his handsome face narcissistically, a little helpless, why are so many people begging for abuse?

I touched my chin, I haven't shaved in a few days, and it's a little prickly.

…… digressed, to get back to the point, the guys in the Hanlin Academy were all gearing up, their eyes were wide with anger, and they couldn't wait to kill Li Yan directly with their eyes.

Li Yan pretended to be afraid, and these people became even more angry.

"Get out of the upper link! We're still waiting to go home for dinner! Lin Shiying said, looking quite arrogant.

Virtue...... Li Yan looked at Lin Shiying's appearance, and suddenly had an urge to kick him, and when he waved his hand, someone on the side let go of the paper and pen, and with a flick of his hand, the brush turned a few wreaths in Li Yan's hand, and suddenly there was a sigh all around.

"Humph! If you don't learn, you can't do it! How can the things written by the saints be so played with in their hands! ”

Li Yan rolled his eyes and ignored these nervous guys.

In his previous life, Li Yan has always thought that reading too many books is not good for the brain, affecting IQ, it seems that this truth is also common in this life, as the so-called small reading is pleasant, big reading hurts the body, these readers have more or less some problems in their brains.

Well, I don't care about people with brain problems......

With a stroke of the pen, Li Yan's technique is almost a routine with Mu Bin, the way of building a literary style and bones in the depths and secrets, the same bohemianism and uninhibitedness, it is not an exaggeration to write the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing.

"It's raining heavily, the air is draining, and the eggs and tofu are left for the son-in-law."

Li Yan clapped his hands, put down his pen, took a deep breath, and called it a day.

Everyone stepped forward and gasped together.

Lin Shiying exclaimed: "This ...... What is it? ”

Lin Shiying pinched her nose, eager to stay away from Li Yan's handwriting, as if Li Yan was not writing words, but a pile of shit.

Li Yan's face turned a little dark, just look at it, what does this expression mean?

"What do you mean by that?" Li Yan's tone was not good, looking at Lin Shiying, his hand was on the hilt of the knife, if Lin Shiying said something inappropriate in the next sentence, Li Yan guaranteed that his scabbard could be accurately smashed on Lin Shiying's face.

"I, I mean, what did you write this?" Lin Shiying obviously also noticed that Li Yan's tone was not good, and immediately softened a little.

"Humph!" Seeing Lin Shiying's appearance, Li Yan nodded with satisfaction, this is decent, otherwise you will definitely be miserable.

"It's a couplet." Li replied. "You can

Can it be right? ”

"Couplet?" Lin Shiying smiled, laughed very happily, laughed so much that she almost crawled on the ground holding her stomach.

"You're ...... Call this a couplet? Hahahaha...... I'm laughing to death...... This is a couplet......" Lin Shiying laughed directly.

A black line flashed on Li Yan's face, okay, he went crazy directly.

"Then you tell me how this is not a couplet?"

"Couplets pay attention to the equal number of words, the same parts of speech, similar structure, and relative equality."

"Isn't there anything I don't agree with in this link?" Li Yan blinked his eyes and asked.

"Uh...... This ......" Lin Shiying's momentum suddenly stagnated.

Theoretically speaking, this sentence actually asks the point, because there is no comparison between the upper and lower links made by Li Yan, it is reasonable in any aspect, not only reasonable, but also very reasonable.

Lin Shiying was speechless. Looking back at the people in the Hanlin Academy, I saw that everyone's footsteps were retreating backwards, and it was obvious that Li Yan's difficulty was beyond their budget.

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In the yamen of the Zhenfu Division, Mu Bin opened the door to observe the situation outside, and nodded.

Although he didn't understand what Li Yan's couplet was about, it looked very powerful, and everyone was stumped.

"Well, Li Yan is so fucking strong!" Mu Bin sighed. "The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves are slapped on the beach!"

Mu Bin sighed with emotion for a long time and held back such a sentence.

Everyone who heard this sentence on the side was embarrassed, and it was really not a good memory to have such a 'knowledgeable' boss.

Zhao Shun pursed his lips even more secretly, or is it good for my family to be civil, look at your poem, what kind of thing, can a person make it? Monkey!

Looking at the posture of the monkey lying on the crack in the door in front of him, Zhao Shun has a lot of experience, although this posture is not very good-looking, but it is still very comfortable to use......

Zhao Shun stared at Mu Bin's ass with a rippling face, and the people on the side subconsciously stayed away from Zhao Shun.

One can imagine what it is like for a big man to stare intently at an old man's ass......

"Aha! Zhao Shun, come out with me to support your family! Mu Bin seemed to see something rare, and waved his hand towards Zhao Shun and said.

"Okay!" Taking his eyes off Mu Bin's ass, Zhao Shun replied flatteringly.

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Outside the door, everyone in the Hanlin Academy studied Li Yan's Shanglian hard, and no one noticed that an old man in civilian clothes outside the crowd stroked his beard, his eyes flashed, and he nodded.

"I said, guys, can you do it? I'm still waiting to go home for dinner......" Li Yan's somewhat contrived voice came.

As soon as Mu Bin came out, when he heard this, he subconsciously looked up at the sky, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "Experience is amazing!" Well, talent! When is it time to eat! Talent! ”

Zhao Shun's old face blushed in the back, he knows what virtue his old boss has, and he can talk nonsense when he opens his eyes.

"That's right! That's great! Li Qianhu is absolutely amazing, he can make such an absolute, and the old man also admires it! ”

When everyone heard the sound, they saw an old man followed by a middle-aged man slowly walking towards Li Yan.

"Li Qianhu is very powerful, and the old man thinks that he can't do it...... The pair of the pit man, well, the pit man. After the old man finished speaking, as if he was not worried about anything, he confirmed it again.

"Huh? What do you see? Li Yan looked at the old man, his expression was a little unkind, and he subconsciously put his hand on the handle of the knife again.

"Huh? Shaft, do you dare to do it? Look at you! ”

The old man's temper also came up, and his mouth was broken, and he got into trouble with Li Yan.

"Look at me, I can't do it!"

"Why can't you do it!"

"What, where did you come from?"

"The old man is here!" After speaking, the old man flicked his sleeves and said proudly: "The old man is a bachelor, the right waiter of the Ministry of Rites, a bachelor, and Li Dongyang, a scholar of Wenyuan Pavilion University." ”

Li Yan was shocked. "Huh? You...... Is it a wolf? ”