Chapter 259: Ruhua Interpretation
Chen Meiren nodded slightly, but cursed the Empress Dowager in her heart for crying to death and lacking old mortals, the Empress Dowager likes flowers and plants the most, no one in this palace does not know, and some princes and ministers often give the Empress Dowager some exotic flowers and plants that they brought back from other parties to please the Empress Dowager.
But in Chen Meiren's opinion, this place is the dirtiest and smelliest place in the palace, especially every time, when the eunuchs hoe and fertilize, this flower garden is filled with a foul smell, which makes people can't help but lose their stomachs, but the queen mother likes to summon people in this place very much, so no one dares to enter this door and show a trace of unhappiness.
Walking to the entrance of the moon-shaped arch of the flower garden, Gonggong Jiao looked at Jin and then smiled and whispered to Chen Meiren: "Niangniang, come in." The Empress Dowager is inside. The old slave waited at the door.
"There's Mr. Laojiao. Boom Chen Meiren symbolically owes a debt, gradually grabs her clothes with one hand, covers her nose with a handkerchief, and carefully walks into this place she does not like to come to very much.
Walk through clusters of flowers. From afar, I saw the Empress Dowager standing beside a plum tree, looking at the green leaves on the tree with great interest, the plum blossoms on it had withered and cleaned up as early as the new year, but she looked at it with great interest, as if she could see the plum blossoms from the green leaves.
Chen Meiren hurriedly put down the hem of her dress and pulled off Juan Pajin who was covering her nose and adjusted her dress, Yingying walked over and owed a blessing: "Meet the Queen Mother."
The Empress Dowager hummed and didn't look back. Leaving the plum plant, he walked to a cluster of flowers, bent down to look at the boom and slowly squatted down to pass the little eunuch who followed on the side, and hurriedly handed over a small shovel specially for hoeing grass for flowers, and the queen mother took it. Carefully shovel the green weeds that emerge around the flowers, and then use a small shovel to shovel some flower soil, and pat it at the root of the flower, as if humming a little song to coax the child to sleep.
Chen Meiren next to her smiled and said: "The Empress Dowager, you are really careful about flowers and plants, no wonder it is this season, and many unseasonal flowers in the flower garden are blooming."
"Yes, the unseasonable flowers have bloomed. It's gratifying, but it's disgusting for people who don't fit in place! Rumble. The Empress Dowager said in a pointed voice.
Chen Meiren was a little embarrassed, and she didn't know what to say with a smiling face.
The Empress Dowager handed the shovel in her hand to the eunuch on the side, and Chen Meiren hurriedly stretched out her hand to help the Empress Dowager get up. The Empress Dowager looked back at her and frowned: "Huh." Why don't you look good lately, what are you busy with?
Chen Meiren chuckled again in her heart, Father-in-law Jiao just said this about herself, and now the Empress Dowager is also saying the same, is it true that she is really haggard and doesn't know it? Sweet and greasy: "Ouch, it's still the ancestor's eyesight, I've been a little tired recently, so I just told Mr. Jiao." They are all tired of serving the emperor, but as long as the emperor is happy, no matter how tired and hard it is, it is worth it."
The Empress Dowager smiled and said, "You are still young, and you always feel that your body can afford it, but you will know that you are powerful when you are out of forty." Besides, don't toss day and night after the boom, if you toss, the emperor can't afford to toss! To remember. The emperor is not your emperor alone, but the emperor of our Great Song Dynasty
Chen Meiren was still smiling before, but when she heard how it was really wrong in the back, the Empress Dowager's words seemed to be blaming herself for hollowing out the emperor's body. It's a little embarrassing, and I secretly curse this old immortal guy in my stomach. But he smiled and blushed humbly, and humbly claimed yes.
The two of them came to a very good blooming chrysanthemum, and the Empress Dowager said, "Do you know why this chrysanthemum is blooming now?" Boom Gold
"yes, I'm just weird. Golden chrysanthemum will not bloom until the beginning of winter, why does it bloom in early summer, and it is still so delicate? The old ancestor must be the god of flowers in the sky, let her bloom when. It's going to turn on when it's on. Hee-hee-hee-hee
"If you want to say that the god of flowers has really invited a god of flowers, it is Du Wenhao, the judge of the Tai Hospital! The Empress Dowager bent down and gently stroked the delicate Jin Ju as if she was touching the child's little face, "Wen Hao, this little doll, in addition to seeing a doctor, is also very good at planting flowers, this chrysanthemum, and other unseasonal flowers, can all bloom at this time is his way to teach the mourning family." Boom Gold
"Oh? He's so powerful, huh? What kind of method, can the ancestor reveal it? After I learned for a while, I could show off with others and talk about the past. Hee-hee.
Chen Meiren, the rest of the gold, who didn't like flowers and plants at all, pretended to be very curious, and Bang was nothing more than trying to please the Empress Dowager.
The Empress Dowager was really happy, nodded and said, "Okay, boom, this secret is actually very simple." It's just to think of some ways to change the hot and cold and light time in the flower garden, take this golden chrysanthemum as an example. He said that the chrysanthemum should not shine for too long, not five hours a day, and if it grows, it will not bloom and the temperature should not be too high, so that it can bloom. It is necessary to control the light and temperature, and every afternoon when the sun is in the west, the flowers are covered with a black cover. During the day, put some ice cubes around the flowers to cool down. At first, the mourning family didn't believe that Bang told them to do it, hey, Bang was really godly, and it didn't take long for it to bloom! Hehehe
Chen Meiren also laughed dryly, saying that it was really magical, but she thought that Du Wenhao had a lot of ghost ideas, and she didn't understand what the purpose of the Empress Dowager was to find herself, wouldn't she really just ask herself to show off how to make chrysanthemums bloom in spring, right?
The Empress Dowager was in high spirits, leading Chen Meiren to talk endlessly about how to make other unseasonal flowers bloom now. said that Du Wenhao taught him, and he appreciated Du Wenjie very much. Chen Meiren listened to it tastelessly, Bang just wanted to doze off, but Bang pretended to listen to it with relish, Jin kept admiring and nodding.
Finally, the Empress Dowager said: "Okay, the mourning family is also tired, let's find a place to sit and talk." As soon as I said this, the Empress Dowager seemed to suddenly remember something, and patted her head: "By the way, I gradually look at the memory of the mourning family, I called you to give you a good thing, and today I saw you so tired, it seems that the mourning family will give you such a thing is for the right person." Gradually
When Chen Meiren heard this, she was overjoyed and said that the Empress Dowager called her to reward herself, and her originally depressed mood immediately dissipated.
The Empress Dowager's reward is naturally not bad Last month, the eldest princess of Zhou Guo, who had been married, returned to the palace to save her relatives, and heard that she spent two hours with the Empress Dowager in the flower garden, and the Empress Dowager rewarded her with an egg-sized night pearl. Let the people in the palace be envious, and gradually think of this. Chen Mei's saliva was about to fall, so she hurriedly bowed down and thanked her: "It's still the ancestor who knows how to feel sorry for people."
The Empress Dowager smiled faintly and said, "Who does the mourning family feel sorry for you, and they still expect you to serve the emperor."
"Facing Gonggong Jiao, who was standing outside the circular arch at the shelter, he beckoned and asked him to talk about autumn... Go out! "Go and bring the things that the mourning family prepared for Chen Niangniang."
Father-in-law Jiao agreed to one and stepped back.
The Empress Dowager took Chen Meiren and walked forward, and when she came to a pavilion full of flowers, Jin Ju stepped into the pavilion. The little eunuch who followed hurriedly stepped forward and shot the Zen stone bench with his sleeve first. Then he put a small brocade embroidered futon that he had been holding in his arms on the stone bench, and then bowed and retreated.
The Empress Dowager sat down on the futon in her flirtatious dress. Looking up at the flowers, the flowers outside the pavilion couldn't help but sigh: "Alas! The old arms and legs of the mourning family are going to be rusty, and they are about to fall apart. I can't see this beautiful scenery for a few days
Chen Meiren leaned over and smiled: "Where did the ancestor say that you are old and healthy, a thousand years old, a thousand years old." The days are still long
The Empress Dowager sneered: "What are you doing to live so long?" So many troubles, so many disgusting people, looking at it, too lazy to care about Jin's death!
Chen Meiren's heart jumped, and she gradually salivated and said: "The old ancestor looked at who was upset, let him change his bombardment, and if he couldn't change it, he would send him out of the palace, and if it didn't work, he would send him to the yamen of the Criminal Department to treat his crime and put him in a prison that would not see the light of day." Naturally, this worry is gone.
The Empress Dowager nodded frequently: "Well, what you said makes sense, the mourning family will listen to your bombardment and treat him!" The mourning family is old, and they can't live for a few days, so they have to clean up this harem quickly. lest the mourning family be gone, and some people will turn the sky upside down."
Chen Meiren's delicate body trembled slightly, the Empress Dowager's words seemed to be meaningful, could it be that this old woman had already noticed something?
Just when she was extremely nervous, she saw Jiao's father-in-law coming over with something in his hand from a distance. went up the stairs and entered the pavilion, Jin Jin supported his hands and bowed down and said, "Ancestor, the things have been brought here."
The Empress Dowager pointed to the brocade box and said to Chen Meidao: "Open it and look at the mourning family, I believe you will like it."
Chen Meiren happily took the brocade box from Gonggong Jiao's hand, and glanced at the Empress Dowager, opened the brocade box carefully, and saw that there was most of the box of jet-black pills in the brocade box.
As soon as Chen Meiren saw the pill, her face suddenly turned pale, her hands shook, and the box fell into the pavilion. Pills were rolling everywhere, and gold was all over the place.
The eunuch who was waiting next to him hurriedly stepped forward and picked up the pills, dusted off the dust on them with his sleeves, and gradually put them into the box.
Chen Meiren's face was pale, and her lips trembled: "The Empress Dowager, this is?" Gradually
"This medicine is a treasure, extraordinary! Listen to your queen mother, this medicine is called incense pills. She's taking it all the time, and the effect is good. Long-term use of the body will also emit a natural floral fragrance. How wonderful. It's a pity that she won't say where this medicine came from.
Chen Meiren's eyes widened, and she looked carefully at the pills in the pill box. This pill is very similar to the name of the anti-beauty pill that she asked Fu He to prepare for the queen mother, and even the box is the same, she can't understand, how did this medicine get into the hands of the queen mother?
Chen Meiren raised her eyes and looked at the Empress Dowager. Seeing her smiling at herself, she didn't look like she was playing tricks on herself, and she couldn't help but secretly complain about bitter gold, is it really crooked, did the empress dowager believe the nonsense she made up to the queen and used it to keep her face?
Incense pills, this name was originally thought up by himself, what is the fragrance of natural flowers, but it is just a tempting pretense Boom In order to let Fu He eat this thing for the queen, Chen Meiren did not make less effort to let Fu He boast and publicize the bombardment, otherwise Du Wenhao has been treating the queen for her stubborn illness. And she never doubted this pill that could give off her natural fragrance one day?
Father-in-law Jiao on the side also smiled and said: "Beauty Niangniang, this incense pill was heard by Lord Du Wenhao Du from the queen's mother, and the queen's beauty depends on this incense pill!" Lord Du thought this was a good thing, so he told the Empress Dowager about this foreign matter. The old ancestor was very curious, and called the queen mother that day to ask about it. The queen mother said it all in 1510, and the queen mother said after hearing it, you all need this medicine, so don't hide it yourself. So the queen mother dedicated this medicine to the queen mother. The Empress Dowager said that the emperor loves you the most, and this pill will gradually let you take it first. It's been a long time, and I've been serving the emperor for a long time! gradually
It's this Du Wenhao again! Chen Meiren greeted all eight generations of Du Wenhao's ancestors in her stomach. But his face was still smiling, holding the medicine box. Said respectfully: "Lord Du really has the heart to bang this is the ancestor who feels sorry for us, so please take it back and take it slowly, and every time you take it, you will have more gratitude to the ancestor in your heart." Hee-hee boom old ancestor! If nothing else hits me, I'll take my leave
"What's the hurry! The mourning family hasn't told you how to take this medicine, boom, your queen mother said. Taking this medicine should also pay attention to the time when the bombard is taken, and the effect of the medicine is the greatest, the empress dowager turned her head and asked the director of Jiao: "Anti-divination Jiaozi." What time is it?
Gonggong Jiao bowed down and said: "The old ancestor is now the time of Shen"
"Oh? Such a coincidence? Then wait until you go back and take it now, lest you pass through the Jiaozi after the hour and ask someone to bring warm water to the beauty to take medicine, and you don't have any eyesight.
"Yes! When the ancestor Empress Dowager was playing in the flower garden, the palace maids and eunuchs who followed her brought all the daily necessities for the Empress Dowager to enjoy at any time. Father-in-law Jiao beckoned the eunuch holding the water to bring warm water.
Chen Meiren's face turned pale, and as soon as she let go of her hand, the brocade box fell to the ground with a bang. Seeing that the Empress Dowager lowered her face and stared at herself, she hurriedly squatted down and slowly picked it up
The Empress Dowager said coldly: "What? Is this how you treat what the mourning family gives you? Dropped again and again, don't like it?
Chen Meiren has lost her face, but she doesn't know what to say.
Jiao Gonggong said in a strange manner: "The Empress Dowager is angry and bombards the beauty Niangniang, this is just a surprise and missed, you say yes, Bang Niangniang?"
"Yes," Manager Jiao said, "Chen Meiren smiled reluctantly, and picked up the scattered pills one by one, although Jin said this, she wanted to crush them in her heart, but she knew that she couldn't, because she didn't dare.
Only then did the Empress Dowager soften her face: "Well, the water has also been brought to you, you can take it quickly." The mourning family looks really bad at you.
Chen Meiren tried her best to put on a smiling face: "Ancestor, otherwise, I'd better take it back and eat it again, I'm most afraid of taking such a pill, and every time I swallow it, I must have the osmanthus dew brewed in the palace to take it,"
The Emperor Taijiu Bamboo: , recruiting the year. The little eunuch who was waiting next to him came with a tall man. Chen Bi underestimated. I couldn't help but cry out secretly, but I saw that there was a small bowl of gold on the plate, and it was nothing else, it was the osmanthus dew she said.
The Empress Dowager said: "The mourning family also likes to drink the osmanthus dew that is usually prepared, and the osmanthus dew of the mourning family is carefully cooked by the imperial kitchen, which can be regarded as the best, but maybe the taste is not to your heart." You're going to use it
Chen Meiren was even more surprised, thinking to herself what the old witch of the Queen Mother was doing with osmanthus dew? Is it just to gag yourself? This pill is absolutely not to be eaten, it has to be like some kind of way to shirk it.
Chen Meiren's eyes rolled, and she smiled sweetly: "Ancestor Bang, I didn't know that you were going to reward me with this before I came" Good thing, so I have already eaten the Honey Refining Pill Boom Listen to the Imperial Doctor Say, this Honey Refining Pill is the most delicate Boom, and it can't be taken with other medicines, otherwise it will be mutually restrained, so Ming'er, I will stop taking this Honey Refining Pill first, and then gradually take this medicine as the Ancestor rewarded
The Empress Dowager sneered: "You are really strange today, you didn't have so many problems in the past, are you afraid that I will give you poison?" What kind of honey refining pill is restrained, why haven't you heard of it? Hurry up and take it!
Chen Meiren sat on the ground with a soft knee, and hurriedly turned over and knelt down: "Ancestor Bang I'm not" No, this means Bang I really don't know, this honey refining pill is really going to be restrained, Bang I'll take it back and eat it."
The Empress Dowager raised her hand and slapped it heavily on the stone table. said sharply: "No one has ever dared not listen to the words of the mourning family!" Someone is coming, waiting for the beauty to take medicine".
The voice fell, and several strong eunuchs of the thug team walked in front of Chen Meiren, and couldn't help but say that they would hold her arms and press them on the ground, press their hands, and grab their feet, and the father-in-law Jiao saw that Chen Meiren's teeth were clenched, and he reached out to pry his mouth, and he was afraid that Chen Meiren would bite in a hurry, so he stepped forward and pulled out the dust that was inserted upside down behind his back, carefully pried open her mouth, and Chen Meiren struggled, twisting her head and begging, and vaguely screaming for mercy.
Father-in-law Jiao sneered: "Beauty Niangniang, you still take the medicine honestly, beware of touching your teeth, it's ugly!" You told the queen mother, boom, this incense pill can be fragrant, and the ancestors are waiting to see if it can naturally emit fragrance. Eat! ”
Father-in-law Jiao threw a pill into Chen Meiren's mouth, pinched her nose, and poured it into it with hard water. Then let people let go of Chen Meirentong
Unexpectedly, Chen Meiren reached into her throat and scratched it. Then with a whoosh, he spit out the pill along with the dirt in his stomach.
The empress dowager was not annoyed at this time jin thought it seems that this medicine is really powerful you let the queen take it every day but she didn t dare to take a pill gradually i want to see what it will be like if you take it today. looks cold and cold to focus on the main pipe: Xiao Jiaozi Bang Beauty Niangniang seems to be too little, and I gave her all the boxes"
"The old slave commands! What are you still doing here, hold me down. Gradually, Jiao's father-in-law gave the order, and everyone rushed up again, and Chen Meiren shouted that the emperor helped, but now it is in the flower garden of the queen mother's bedroom, how can the emperor come to save her?
This time, Father-in-law Jiao gained experience and gradually pinched Chen Meiren's mouth, and after pouring the box of pills into it, he pinched her nose and poured half a pot of osmanthus dew into it, closing her mouth and letting her keep her head up, but he didn't let go of it
"That's pretty much it. The Empress Dowager stood up slowly, and said to the chief manager and others: "Use dim sum, don't let her vomit and spoil the kindness of the mourning family." Otherwise, you will eat the mourners." After that, he roared away.
Chief Jiao and the other eunuchs and palace maids were startled, and gradually hurriedly agreed, grabbed Chen Meiren's arm and closed her mouth to prevent her from moving. After waiting for almost half an hour, it is estimated that the medicine melted in her stomach before letting go of her.
Father-in-law Jiao also bowed down to apologize in a fake manner, and then left with the thug team.
Chen Meiren was powerless, lying alone on the pavilion, Jin viciously stared at the backs of Jiao Gonggong and the others, and cursed in a low voice, she didn't dare to shout and scold, and gradually became afraid of attracting more powerful means, so she could only endure it first, and then take revenge later.
Lying on the ground of the pavilion and resting for a long time, Chen Meiren stood up with difficulty and staggered away from the Empress Dowager's bedroom.
She knew why this medicine had to be taken gradually because after two hours, it would be effective, and she didn't want to be like the queen, suffering from the emperor's illness that the emperor couldn't be lucky with, once she fell out of favor. So what's going on?
So as soon as Chen Meiren returned to her palace, she immediately called someone to take vomiting medicine to take it. Soon he vomited profusely, spitting out a small amount of saliva in his stomach, but he couldn't vomit the medicine.
Chen Meiren wanted to cry in her heart, the eunuchs waited for her for half an hour, and the medicine in her stomach had already been digested, where could she vomit it. can only see if she can pull it out, and she asked someone to find a laxative medicine to take it.
"Mother, what's wrong with you? Xiao Xin, the personal maid, looked anxiously at Chen Meiren in the room and asked in a hurry like an ant on a hot pot.
"Go! Get me Eunuch Lai! , Jin Chen Meiren gasped and ordered.
"Yes!" Xiao Xin retreated.
Chen Meiren didn't know what the Empress Dowager meant, could it really be that there was something arsenic leaking on Fu He's side? What's the problem?
The more Chen Meiren thought about it, the more confused she became, and suddenly her stomach gurgled and she made a fuss, and she was overjoyed, and hurriedly ran into the toilet with her stomach covered.
It's a pity that Chen Meiren miscalculated, most of those medicines have been digested, and the contents of the stomach do not enter the large intestine so quickly, and laxative medicine cannot bring out the medicine in the stomach.
Chen Meiren was completely desperate, she was irritable and walked around the room with her stomach in her hands, bang At this time, she didn't dare to go to the imperial doctor to prescribe medicine to resolve the power of this medicine, if the empress dowager knew. Then I will be exposed, and I can only hope that God will open my eyes.
However, God did not open his eyes to her.
The next day, Chen Meiren's menstrual event came early. The amount is as large as a mountain spring, and the grass paper that was changed was soaked in a while, and it had to be changed, and the gold that made her palpitate even more was that there were purple and black blood clots in the water!
Chen Meiren was almost crazy, and sent Xiao Xin, who was sent to find Eunuch Lai, came back to report that she had not found Eunuch Lai. Sent someone to inquire about Du Wenhao's situation, boom, this kid was busy with the affairs of the harem doctor as always, and gradually the fourteenth little prince's illness was already well and he was able to walk on the ground. She sent someone to secretly investigate around Fu He's mansion, and reported that most of Fu He's mansion was burned down by a fire, and she didn't see any trace of Fu He, and she didn't know whether she was burned to death or ran away.