Chapter 495: Gao Yanei can also be right
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Not only Master Li and Mrs. Fu Qin, but even Bai Qiannuo and Feng Yinu also came, and Song Yuchen's father and son, Zheng Yi also came, which was really surprising.
Strange, how did they all come.
Li Qi frowned, Bai Qiannuo and Feng Yinu came, he felt that he could understand, but he clearly remembered that when the date for the spring was set, Mrs. Qin definitely told him that he would not come, and she had never liked this kind of sincerity, let alone come with the emperor and Cai Jing.
Could it be that Wang Zhongling's old goods asked her to come? It's possible. But why did Wang Zhongling let her come?
Li Qi pondered for a moment, then understood, and said secretly, I must have the emperor wanting to travel with Master Li, but he was afraid of people gossiping, so he simply pulled Qi Niang and Mrs. out as a cover, MD, cheating can steal to this realm, you are really the first person in the world.
"Richie, you're here."
Just as Li Qi was thinking, he suddenly heard someone calling him in front of him, and when he looked up, he saw Gao Yu coming over, and hurriedly saluted: "Xia Guan has seen the captain."
Gao Yu said with a smile: "Today is only for the spring, and this coercive ceremony is exempt."
"Down—yes, yes."
Li Qi smiled and pointed to Song Huizong and the others not far away: "Taiwei, what are the officials doing?"
Gao Yu said, "Oh, they're pairing."
Pairs again? Li Qi Juhua tightened, and subconsciously said, "Captain, why don't you go." As soon as he said this, he realized that something was wrong, Brother Yu is a sportsman. He shouldn't be good at this kind of literary and artistic things, and said, "Then I won't bother them." I'm going to cook first. ”
Actually, this thing doesn't suit him.
Gao Yu understood Li Qi's mood very well at this time, nodded and said, "You go, I'll talk to the big officials later."
"Thank you, Captain."
Li Qi arched his hand and was about to leave, when he suddenly heard someone shouting: "Bu Shuai, where are you going?"
Dog's day, let you go, and your mother will bump into it by yourself. A fierce look flashed in Li Qi's eyes. But as soon as he turned around, he had that professional smile on the corner of his mouth again, and he and Brother Yu exchanged glances.
Gao Yu shook his head lightly with a wry smile, signaling him not to be too reckless.
I don't want to make trouble, but if you look at the people standing here, Wang Hao, Li Bangyan and Song Moquan are all too hard.
The two came to Song Huizong together.
Li Qi saluted Song Huizong. As for Song Yuchen, who called him just now, he didn't even look at him.
Song Huizong smiled and said, "Li Qi, I came here today uninvited, so I didn't disturb you."
Of course I bothered me, but the question is, dare I say, don't you take off your pants and fart? Li Qi laughed: "Where." Where, the big officials and the teachers and girls can come, I am too late to be happy. ”
Song Huizong smiled, suddenly remembered something, and said, "I heard that you surprised the four people with a joint technique at the lantern appreciation conference." Out of the limelight, can there be such a thing?"
Day. You're obviously stirring up right and wrong. Okay, I'll pick up the grass and hit the rabbit casually. Li Qi said with a smile: "The big official has won the award, it was just a flash of inspiration for me, and the harmful Song Gongzi also promised to make three gestures to me every time he saw me, I really didn't want to go." By the way, Song Gongzi, you seem to have forgotten to do something, as a gentleman, you can't be untrustworthy. ”
When Gao Yu heard this, he sighed secretly, every time this kid appeared, he had to make some trouble.
Song Huizong sighed and said, "There is such a thing?"
Exercise! You keep playing for me. Li Qi nodded and said, "Both Bai Xiang's daughter and Second Brother Zheng can testify to this."
Song Moquan sneered and said, "I also heard about this, but you dare to say that Zheng Erlang didn't help you that day?"
Li Qi glanced at Zheng Yi slightly, seeing that he looked apologetic, knowing that he must have said it. I understand that this father and son came this time to regret it. said with a smile: "Scholar Song, my bet with Ling Gongzi was carried out later, and it has nothing to do with the front."
Song Moquan snorted: "You cheat first, Xiao'er is a righteous gentleman, how can you play with you businessmen, this gambling contract must not be counted."
Mrs. Qin on the side hurriedly glanced at Li Qi and asked him to get off the donkey down the slope and stop causing trouble.
Her eyes reminded Li Qi, and said with a smile: "Song University is a second-grade member, and I am only a fourth-grade member, you can do whatever you say, what else can I do, the official university will crush people to death." I thought to myself, since it was provoked by the emperor, Lao Tzu would still be afraid of you old man.
Gao Yu saw that Li Qi's words were abruptly sharp, not like his style, he groaned slightly, and then understood, and couldn't help but smile.
Even that Liang Shicheng admired Li Qi more and more, and it was really commendable that he could figure out the holy will in such a short period of time.
Song Yu pointed at Li Qi angrily and said: "My father just talks about things by facts, when he uses his official rank to suppress you, you have to talk nonsense here, but you always like to use this trick."
Li Qi sighed and said sadly: "I can't say that you guys are stupid, you have already admitted defeat, why are you chasing and fighting so hard."
When Mrs. Qin heard what he said so desolately, she actually believed it and felt that she should speak out to help. Bai Qiannuo on the side saw Mrs. Qin's thoughts at a glance, and quickly pulled her down, giving her a look, reassuring her.
These words can make the Song family's father and son angry, if you are stupid, I am afraid that there is no one who can speak in this world.
Song Huizong saw that the goal had been achieved, coughed lightly, and said: "A few Aiqing are a little calm, I just listened to what you said, each has its own reason, so let's try again, I will testify for you, how about it?"
Song Moquan said with a smile: "The big official's plan is very clever, very wonderful."
You're big. Li Qi said aggrievedly: "Big official, this kind of competition is not fair, I still admit defeat."
Good boy, you dare to talk to me about the conditions. Song Huizong squinted his eyes and asked, "How do you say this?"
"They are father and son, and I am alone, so it's not fair in terms of numbers alone."
Song Moquan said: "Don't worry, I will never provide any help to the child."
"Given what you just said. I doubt your character. Richie was straightforward.
As soon as these words came out, I only heard a few pops. Zhao Kai, Wang Hao, and Li Bangyan were all laughing when they were ready to watch the show.
This person is really Tai Chi.
Song Moquan was once played with by a junior like this, and his face turned purple with anger.
Song Huizong saw that he was about to go crazy, and hurriedly said, "Then how do you say you want to compare."
Li Qi said: "Two against two, I and my Mrs. Qin are on the side, and there is a pair on the other, if there is no match over there, even if anyone loses."
Mrs. Qin and Wang Zhongling both looked tense at the same time, and secretly scolded Li Qi for being too unkind. He even dragged them into the water.
"That's fine."
Song Huizong nodded and asked Song Moquan, "I don't know what Master Song thinks?"
"I don't have an opinion, but I'm afraid that someone will say that I am bullying the small."
Li Qi said: "What Master Song said is, in fact, I am also afraid that others will say that I am bullying the small." As he spoke, he glanced at Song Yuchen again.
At this moment, a person suddenly appeared behind Li Qi, and he only heard a grin, "Uncle Zhao." Daddy, what are you guys playing?"
The person who came was not who Gao Yanei was.
Song Huizong saw that this living treasure was also here, and said happily: "We are playing the right pair, can Kang'er be interested?"
Gao Yanei said happily: "Yes, Li Qi is also interesting to the pair."
Gao Yu said in a deep voice: "Kang'er, Hugh is rude."
"Hey." Song Huizong raised his hand. smiled and said: "Having said that, I don't seem to have heard Kang'er pair yet, could it be that Kang'er has this Yaxing, you might as well make a couplet, let me wait to open my eyes."
Sweat! You're really in high spirits today. Even Gao Yanei's straw bales were not spared. Li Qi stifled his laughter.
Gao Yanei was praised by Song Huizong a little fluttering, and his brain seemed to have a short circuit. Nodding vigorously, he said, "Okay, okay. Yes. OK." When he said the back, the frequency began to become slower and slower, and he sweated profusely, and saw that everyone was looking at him in surprise, and the last few words were simply a weak mosquito moan.
Li Qi was overjoyed when he heard this, and exclaimed, "Absolutely, this is really absolute."
When he shouted, everyone was startled.
Cai Jing said: "Li Qi, what did you say?" What absolutely?"
The rest of the people also looked at him blankly.
Li Qi said: "What I'm talking about is that the pair from the yamen is absolute."
"What? Absolutely?"
Gao Yanei looked at him with wide eyes.
Song Huizong was puzzled: "When did Kang'er come out right?"
Song Moquan said: "Big official, he is clearly talking nonsense and deliberately confusing the public."
Gao Yu also said: "Li Qi, the people standing here are all in the literary world, don't mess around."
Master Li smiled and said: "Master Song, Taiwei, Master thinks that Master Li is not a person who speaks wildly, and he must have a reason for saying this."
Or women understand me better. Li Qi smiled: "Yes, but there is no basis for what I say, I think it is more appropriate to write it down, so as not to admit it again, Yanei, do you say it?"
Although Gao Yanei was confused, he felt in his heart that Li Qi would never betray him, so he nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, yes."
Song Huizong's curiosity was aroused all of a sudden, and he waved his hand and said, "Pen and ink are waiting."
These poets come to the wilderness to go out in the spring, in addition to chanting poems and writing against each other, painting is definitely indispensable, so the pen and ink are ready-made.
Soon, a few servants came over with a table.
The long table has all four treasures.
Li Qi said: "Yanei, you can quickly write your absolute."
"Absolutely—absolutely." Gao Ya said inwardly: "You-you can help me write it."
If I could write, I would have written it a long time ago. Li Qi coughed and said, "It's unfair for me to write, so you should write it yourself." As he spoke, he immediately whispered, "You can just write seven 'line' words."
Seven "line" words? Is this a pair? Gao Ya began to play the drum in his heart, but now, he only had to stiffen his head, stepped forward and picked up the pen, his hands began to tremble, and he wrote seven "line" words on the paper with difficulty, how difficult it is to write down this line of words, as if it was like doing n loves, the whole person was about to collapse, looking at Li Qi with teary eyes, buddy, the next thing is up to you.
Day. I can't imagine that this brush is better than me, it seems that this is the advantage of the ancients. Li Qi couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
The quality of this word is for Song Huizong and them. It doesn't matter anymore, the key is to put these seven words together. It's really hard to understand, it's all a thoughtful expression.
Bai Qiannuo thought for a while, but didn't come up with it, and while everyone was thinking hard, he threw a wink at Li Qi.
If you want to hint that a wink is enough, at least you have to corona me. Li Qi pursed his lips with a sassy expression. Stamped his feet straight with white and shallow anger.
Song Huizong thought about it for a while, but he was still puzzled, glanced at Li Qi, saw that he looked confident, and said: "Li Qi, you said that this is an absolute, so do you have a link?"
If it's not good, you want me to do something. I'm not fooled. Li Qi shook his head and said: "Big official, Li Qicai is shallow in learning, how can he be right about the absoluteness in the upper government, you still invite Song University Scholar, right?"
Gao Yaneile said: "Li Qi, you are also upright."
Song Huizong didn't know Li Qi's thoughts, and felt angry and funny in his heart. Said: "That's it, Yuchen and Li Qi, if any of you two is the first to face Kang'er's Shanglian, even if whoever wins, you can also be right."
Song Yuchen's face tightened, but Chrysostom opened. He didn't dare to refute either.
Song Moquan racked his brains, but he couldn't think of the trick.
That's pretty much it. Now you Song Yuchen still dare to repent, that is, you disobey the holy decree, and Lao Tzu will eat you. The corners of Li Qi's mouth finally showed a smug smile.
Mrs. Qin and Zheng Yi glanced at each other, and both of them shook their heads.
Cai Jing, Li Bangyan and others also shook their heads and said nothing.
Gao Yanei saw that his pair had stumped these literary circles, not to mention how happy he was.
Song Huizong said: "Which of you will come first?"
Li Qi said very generously: "Song Gongzi, you can invite first."
Song Yuchen frowned, shook his head and said, "I'm not right."
Li Qi sighed: "This pair is indeed absolute, difficult, really difficult."
Song Huizong said in a daze: "Where did you kid come from so much nonsense, if you want to be right, if it's not right, then Yuchen wins."
"Big official, isn't he right, it's unfair to me."
"Huh?"
"I didn't say anything." Li Qi smiled, pretending to groan, and after a moment, he suddenly said, "Yes." He picked up the pen and made a lot of determination, and it took him a lot of determination to write seven big characters on it.
Long long.
The words are still so unbearable.
Gao Yanei pretended to nod deeply and said, "It's really right, it's just that the words are a little worse than ours."
When Li Qi heard this, he hated it with hatred.
Song Huizong said: "What did Kang'er say?"
Gao Yanei said hehehe: "My seven words in the upper link are the same, and the seven words in Li Qi's lower link are the same, isn't this just right."
Li Qi almost slapped him, and hurriedly said: "Big official, you are laughing in the ya, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously." In fact, the meaning of this Shanglian in this ya, sailing, sailing, sailing, sailing, sailing, sail ”
He wrote seven big characters on it with a pen, sailing, sailing, sailing, sailing, sailing.
Everyone suddenly realized.
Li Qi smiled: "And my next link is, it always rises, it always rises, it always rises." As he spoke, he wrote it down with a pen.
Zheng Yideng understood at the time, clapped his hands and said: "Wonderful, wonderful, connected up and down, it means that all the commercial banks are accessible, and the profits of goods have increased over the years."
Li Qi smiled and said: "Second Brother Zheng, your words are our expectations for Drunken Immortal Residence this year, and I hope to borrow your auspicious words."
Song Huizong laughed and said, "Interesting, interesting, this coupling is really interesting."
The rest of the people also shook their heads and smiled bitterly, this Li Qi is really the nemesis of the Hanlin Academy.
And Song Moquan's father and son are like ashes.
However, Song Moquan was also a man who had experienced strong winds and waves, and nodded towards Song Yuchen.
Song Yuchen gritted his teeth, stepped forward, and said three times in a row: "Bu Shuai is talented, Yuchen has been taught."
Li Qi waited for him to finish saluting before pretending to help him up, and said with a smile: "Song Gongzi is too humble."
Gao Yanei crossed his waist and said triumphantly: "We also have a part in this couplet."
Gao Yu shouted in a deep voice: "Kang'er, Hugh is messing around, step aside."
"Oh."
Gao Yanei honestly stepped aside, thinking to himself, he would have to tell Xiao Jiu about this later.
Song Huizong didn't want Song Moquan to be too embarrassed, so he snorted and said, "Li Qi, what dishes did you prepare today?"
Li Qi also accepted it when he saw it, and said with a smile: "It's mainly slate barbecue." (To be continued.)