After the Wei Wangfu Juju game, the ball head Zhou Xuan held a "Royal Shinshu Yuan Players Meeting, encouraging everyone not to be discouraged because they lost to Wei Wangfu, after all, Wei Wangfu is an old powerhouse, a giant team that has won the championship twice in seven years, and the "Royal Shinshu Circle Society" is a rabble to put it ugly, and it is good to be able to play 4 to 7 -

Lin Hanyun said dissatisfiedly: "How can you say that you are a rabble!" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Isn't this enough rabble, there is still a woman like you, it's too unlikely, you will definitely not be able to play tomorrow." ”

Lin Hanyun was angry: "What's wrong with the woman? Women can't bow? I thought you came from Australia more knowledgeable than the men of the Tang Kingdom, and you also looked down on women? I know that my ball skills are mediocre, so I don't ask to play on the court, I just watch the net and pick the ball, I can do it, and I still cheer you up——"

Lin Hanyun said one thing at a time, learned Zhou Xuan's eloquence to the fullest, and Zhou Xuan laughed, clapped his hands and said: "Well said, even if you have a great mouth, the person who watches the Internet is you Miss Lin Er." ”

Lin Hanyun pursed her lips and smiled, looking proud.

Zhou Xuan said: "Although we lost today, but let us recognize our strength, if there is no third and fourth, we are a third-rate team, and we are not able to compete with strong teams, just now King Wei said that people with martial arts were not allowed to participate in the competition, but now it is relaxed, but we also have to pay attention to some, if the opponent team does not have martial artists, the third and fourth will try to play football with ordinary means, don't jump so high, run so fast——"

The three idiots and the four idiots all nodded yes.

Zhou Xuan continued: "Tomorrow's opponent is the Shouzhou team, it will not be as strong as Wei Wangfu, and we will have no problem winning it." Keep practicing, I'll go to the palace. ”

Zhou Xuan rode out of the mansion with Laifu, and the four idiots caught up with him from behind: "Master, I'll accompany you." ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "The fourth child cares about me very much, thank you very much." ”

The four idiots turned their faces away and looked at the stone lion in front of the mansion, and said, "The third brother called me here." I'd rather stay and kick. ”

Zhou Xuan smiled implicitly, rode with the four idiots, and said something about Go and Juju, and Laifu interjected: "Uncle." Laifu Fang just went to Xiangluanfang Teahouse and saw someone playing chess, completely according to the new rules of the uncle's land, all said that this was advocated by Zhou Hou Ye and Zhou Scholar, and now it has become a common practice in the market, and some people will be laughed at and said to be old and pedantic according to the old rules. ”

Zhou Xuan laughed, there is a high-ranking person shouting for such a thing as a game. It is quick to change, but it is difficult to change folk customs and customs.

Zhou Xuan went straight to Daxing Palace. When he met the white eunuch, he asked, "Bai Lishi, where is the queen's mother?" ”

The white eunuch said with a smile on his face: "Master Hou, Niangniang has gone to Jingxu Palace, and I told you that Master Hou will go to Jingxu Palace to meet you when he comes." ”

Zhou Xuan is now familiar with the road. There is no need for chamberlains and palace ladies to lead the way, and go straight to Jingxu Palace from the corridor between the two palaces.

Xiao En Xiaohui can really win people, and Jing Xu Palace saw Zhou Xuan up and down. All of them greeted each other with smiling faces, and the "Hou Ye, Hou Ye" shouted affectionately, leading Zhou Xuan to the Jade Palace.

Xiao Zhouhou was talking to Princess Qingle about something, Princess Qingle's face was flushed, and when she heard Gong E come to report to the Marquis of Xinzhou asking to see her, Princess Qingle hurriedly hid something in her sleeve.

Zhou Xuan came in to greet Xiao Zhouhou, and Xiao Zhouhou smiled and said, "Xuan's nephew is flat." "Ordered Gong'e to show the Marquis of Xinzhou.

Zhou Xuan sat down and asked respectfully, "What are the instructions for Aunt Xuan's little nephew to enter the palace?" ”

Xiao Zhou asked: "Nephew Xuan has not entered the palace for so many days, but he is quite resentful of my aunt?" ”

Zhou Xuan hurriedly said: "How dare the little nephew, the little nephew did not enter the palace because he obeyed his aunt's decree." ”

Xiao Zhouhou smiled slightly: "It's good for you, if the palace doesn't announce that you enter the palace, you won't see your shadow, but King Jing writes a statement every day and asks for an audience, but the palace has not agreed." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Didn't the little nephew also submit a speech, the legend and the strange ambition were all written by the little nephew racking his brains, didn't he just want Aunt Bo to laugh." ”

Xiao Zhouhou shook his head with a smile: "You always have a reason to say, so what good story did you bring to your aunt today?" ”

Zhou Xuandao: "The little nephew has a manuscript, so I will tell it to my aunt, and the story of the Taoist priest of Tongshan is the land——"

The so-called Tongshan Taoist is the "Laoshan Taoist" in Liaozhai, Zhou Xuan's mouth is far stronger than the pen, this story is originally funny, and it is even more humorous when he tells it, from the queen and princess to the inner servant and the palace, the hall is full of laughter.

Zhou Xuan's eyes and nose looked at his heart, as if the old monk said the law, this is really no way, Xiao Zhouhou and Princess Qingle's mother and daughter laughed too coquettishly, Zhou Xuan didn't dare to look at it more, for fear of revealing profane eyes.

Xiao Zhouhou said with a smile: "This story is interesting, when the palace goes back to record it in person, I only sigh that there is no wonderful pen, and I can't write the witty charm of Xuan's nephew." He also asked, "What has Nephew Xuan been busy with lately?" ”

Zhou Xuandao: "My aunt knows that the little nephew is greedy for fun, isn't the Qingming Keju championship battle about to start tomorrow, the little nephew also formed a round club, and in the morning there was a game with the Keju team of King Wei, King Wei They are too powerful, and the little nephew's team is far from their opponent." ”

Xiao Zhou said: "Nephew Xuan is used to kicking the ball rolling on the ground, Tang Guoju is still not used to it, right?" So Xuan nephew has no time to paint a portrait of Hu Zhu recently? ”

Zhou Xuan said: "The Keju competition is held in the morning, and the little nephew can come in the afternoon to paint a portrait of the princess, but the princess-"

Xiao Zhouhou glanced at Princess Qingle, remembering that her daughter was spanking Zhou Xuan instead of being spanked, she couldn't help laughing, and shouted: "Hu Zhu——"

Princess Qingle responded: "What happened to the queen mother?" ”

Xiao Zhou said: "You Xuan cousin painted a portrait of you, you are not allowed to tease him anymore, do you hear?" ”

Princess Qingle's long eyelashes flashed, glanced at Zhou Xuan, and said in a low voice, "Got it." ”

Xiao Zhou got up and said, "Go to Yuping Pavilion to see, how is the portrait painted?" ”

Zhou Xuan followed Xiao Zhou and Princess Qingle to Yuping Pavilion, now he can raise his eyes, looking at the backs of these two stunning beauties in the Tang Palace, he was in a much happier mood.

When I came to the study of Yuping Pavilion, the draft of the portrait painted by Zhou Xuan was still spread out on the desk, and Xiao Zhou Hou looked at it and said, "Lying on the side." I can't see anything now, nephew Xuan, you can draw it for a while, and this palace is watching from the side. ”

Princess Qingle deben

In front of the concubine couch, she lay down obediently on her side, her legs slightly bent, and her face facing Zhou Xuan. The palace skirt wraps the thin waist and long legs under the ground, and the curves are undulating, and the posture is extremely attractive.

Zhou Xuan still made a rough draft, sketched the outline of Princess Qingle's body, and then gradually refined it-

Xiao Zhou looked at it for a while. said: "Xuan's nephew is painting here, I go back to Daxing Palace, I remember often coming to tell stories for my aunt, and when I don't have a Keju race, I come to accompany my aunt Keju early in the morning." ”

Zhou Xuanwei said yes.

As soon as Xiao Zhou left, Princess Qingle sat up, looked at Zhou Xuan and said, "Zhou Xuan-"

Zhou Xuan didn't paint anymore. Drop the pen in the pen holder and sit on the sandalwood chair. Erlang stilted his legs and looked at Princess Qingle with bare eyes.

Princess Qingle was so glanced at by Zhou Xuan's presumptuous eyes, and felt that her back buttocks were numb and crispy again, and she couldn't help but be a little annoyed and angry, and said, "Zhou Xuan." Don't say in front of my father and queen mother, my cousin King Jing's slander—"

Zhou Xuan became angry when he heard this, stood up and said, "What did you say, are you undergoing a beating?" ”

Princess Qingle was taken aback. Who dares to talk to her like this, a princess will be threatened in her own palace, I have really never seen this thing, and it is difficult to deal with it if I haven't seen it, and I said in my heart: "This person is lawless, the queen mother knows that he beat my ass but didn't punish him, this person is naturally more courageous, maybe he will really come and fight." When I looked left and right, the inner servants and Gong'e were there, and I had the confidence to say, "Rude, bold!" ”

Zhou Xuan said unceremoniously: "You are an idiot, you think about the events of that day, how vicious King Jing's intentions were-" waved his hand to let those chamberlains and palace ladies out, and said: "You can't listen to these palace secrets, be careful to cut off your head, get out quickly." ”

Those inner servants and palace ladies were also a little knowledgeable, and they knew how terrible the palace fight was, so they quickly withdrew and went outside the palace.

Princess Qingle found that there were only two people left in the study of Yuping Pavilion, she and Zhou Xuan were left, and exclaimed: "Zhou Xuan, what do you want to do, don't be rude!" ”

Zhou Xuan looked at her panicked naked sheep appearance, wanted to do something, wanted to be rude, and asked, "Are you asking King Jing to deal with me?" ”

Princess Qingle felt that she was afraid of this Zhou Xuan, she was really embarrassed, and said loudly: "So what? ”

Zhou Xuan asked: "You let him be drugged, so that I can insult your mother and you, and then kill my head?" ”

Princess Qingle shouted: "I didn't, I just asked Brother Wang to find a way to trick you and make you unlucky, how could I think——"

Zhou Xuan said: "How did you think that King Jing would come up with such a bad plan, right?" Princess Qingle, you have to think about it with your own brain, don't be brainless, King Jing hates me to the bone, he is taking the opportunity to kill me, fortunately the conspiracy did not succeed, otherwise, the matter will be big, and you will be dragged into it, think about it with your brain. ”

Zhou Xuan said while poking Princess Qingle's head with his index finger, poking and poking Princess Qingle's bulging chest.

Princess Qingle was a little afraid when she thought about it, if that was the case, things would not be able to be cleaned up, and she remembered that day in Shanglin Yuan, Brother Wang looked at Zhou Xuan's back and gritted his teeth, Brother Wang really hated Zhou Xuan, but that plan was too poisonous, and he actually wanted to borrow the queen mother to kill Zhou Xuan!

Princess Qingle felt that she was a little unreasonable, but she was unwilling to give in in front of Zhou Xuan, so she found fault and said, "You, what did you just say about me, what is so brainless?" ”

Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "Boda has no brains. ”

"What do you mean?" Princess Qingle naturally didn't know what "wave" was.

Zhou Xuan said: "It's not interesting, that is, you have a beautiful face, but you have no brains, it's a hollow ball, like a ball in Keju, it's big, it's very soft, it's useless." ”

Princess Qingle didn't hear Zhou Xuan's obscenity, she only heard that she was scolding her for being stupid and angry, so she grabbed a Guangling jade Ruyi in her hand and threw it at Zhou Xuan, but was caught by Zhou Xuan lightly and skillfully.

Princess Qingle still wanted to turn around and find something to smash, but her back buttocks suddenly "snapped" and she was slapped in the face, and her body suddenly stiffened, turned around, her face was red with shame, and she stared at Zhou Xuan: "You hit me?" ”

Zhou Xuan took two steps back, spread his hands, and flatly denied: "I didn't fight, who dares to hit Her Royal Highness the Princess, who did?" Where is the human and physical evidence? ”

Princess Qingle was so angry that she couldn't help it, and paused and said, "You are a scoundrel!" "Ran out.

Zhou Xuan twisted his fingers, reminiscing about the feeling of hitting Princess Qingle's buttocks just now, well, full of elasticity, round and warped like a juju ball-hey, what is that?

There is a palm-sized booklet at the low feet of Xiangfei's couch, colorful and green, Zhou Xuan picked it up and saw that it was a silk book, beautifully framed, with a picture on the cover, it was a man and a woman sitting side by side on the couch hand in hand, and I didn't see the title of the book.

It's rare for an ancient book to have a color picture on the cover, it seems to have fallen out of the cuffs of Princess Qingle, what kind of book is this?

Zhou Xuan turned the first page, it was blank, snow-white silk, this silk book was like an accordion, page by page were all connected, closed was a book, and opened was a long strip.

Zhou Xuan turned the page again, and was taken aback, it was another painting, it was a naked man, with a high lower body, and a note next to it, and the arrow pointed directly to the man's lower body on the painting, marked with two words: phallus.

Zhou Xuan was dumbfounded, for him, this picture was nothing at all, he had seen a lot, but in this Tang Palace, in the sleeves of the unmarried princess, this Spring Palace brochure would fall out, it was really surprising to him!

Before he could come back to his senses, there was a sound of footsteps, and Princess Qingle came back, bringing a few stupid chamberlains and palace laves, ready to teach Zhou Xuan a lesson, don't do any tricks, just use force and fight.

Zhou Xuan didn't have time to put away the Spring Palace booklet, and was seen by Princess Qingle at a glance, the big eyes with crooked eyelashes suddenly straightened, and the original face was full of anger, but it suddenly became a red tide, pointing at Zhou Xuan and said, "You-you-"

Zhou Xuanxin said: "What are you, you are still reasonable!" Closing the booklet, he handed it to Princess Qingle as if nothing had happened, and said, "You dropped it." ”

Princess Qingle was stunned, snatched it, and ran away again with her skirt.

The stupid chamberlains and stupid palace ladies with wooden sticks looked at each other, chased after Princess Qingle, and shouted: "Your Royal Highness, Your Royal Highness the Princess, can you still beat the Marquis of Xinzhou?" ”