Chapter 275: Smoking Records
Men's dependence on cigarettes is self-evident, but in this era of relatively conservative thinking, cigarettes are not so obvious.
And what Li Yan wants to do is to set off an exclusive storm of his own in this era.
Let's have a real emancipation of the mind!
This cigarette is the best testimony.
As for the brand of cigarettes, Li Yan has already thought about it.
- 'Shun' brand cigarettes.
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The production of cigarette rolls is not so cumbersome, a good rice paper, the tobacco leaves are cut into thin tobacco shreds, and then the fine tobacco shreds are wrapped in rice paper cut into specifications, and a good cigarette from the Ming Dynasty is freshly baked.
"My lord, what is this?" Mike leaned over to Li Yan and asked.
Mike's expression was fresh, and apparently there was nothing new in his hometown either.
Mike kept looking around Li Yan, obviously not thinking of what this 'little stick' in Li Yan's hand was.
"Here, put it in your mouth!" Li Yan unceremoniously stuffed the cigarette roll directly into Mike's mouth.
"Hmm......" Mike, who just wanted to resist, didn't have time to resist, so he was stuffed directly into this thing by Li Yan.
After feeling that the things in his mouth didn't taste as bad as he had imagined, Mike stopped resisting.
"It tastes pretty good."
Mike said.
Hearing this, Li Yan frowned, and his face became a little ugly.
"Bastard! That's not for you to eat! Did you do it on purpose? Li Yan scolded helplessly.
Click!
Click! Click!
After the fire sickle touched, a fierce collision, Mike found ...... The stuff in my mouth started to smoke!
"Ah......h As if he had seen something super terrifying, Mike violently spat out the cigarette in his mouth.
"Holy! hatthe****! Is this a bomb? Mike's face turned white with fright, and he stepped on the cigarette roll on the ground.
"Don't step on it!"
When everyone didn't react, I saw Li Yan pounce on the cigarette roll on the ground at a lightning speed!
…… Then Li Yan was sad.
Before Li Yan, who was lying on the ground, picked up the cigarette roll that had fallen on the ground, he was stunned to find that a huge sole of his foot had fallen towards him......****** it was still the direction of his face!
"**** mom buys skin!" Li Yan only had time to scold this sentence, and then closed his eyes in resignation.
"Bang!"
"Oops!"
"Master Li......!"
"Mike, how dare you kick your family?"
Everyone ran over as if they were dying.
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"Tell me, what do you mean by kicking me?"
On the carriage back to the capital, Li Yan looked unkind and looked at Mike squatting in the corner of the car.
Li Yan is in a very bad mood now, he feels that his lungs are about to be blown up, do you see that you bought a boss who was kicked by his subordinates? And kicked so clearly? With such a big shoe print on your face?
Mike raised his head and glanced at Li Yan cautiously, his expression was even more aggrieved, he clearly saw the fierce color in Li Yan's eyes, and said without hesitation that his boss in front of him had a very strong urge to 'get rid of him quickly'.
"I didn't mean to, and you didn't say what it was......" Mike pursed his lips, even more aggrieved.
"Oops? Still dare to quibble? Li Yan raised his eyebrows.
"Now is a chance for you to mend your ways......"
"What chance?" Before Li Yan could finish speaking, Mike's eyes suddenly brightened, and he couldn't wait to ask, but the next moment...... He felt that he was a little impulsive about this question.
"Hey......
Li Yan smiled, but in Mike's opinion, his smile clearly had four big words clearly written: nothing good.
"It's simple...... You've smoked all these cigarettes for me! Then make a note and tell me what it tastes like and how it feels, and then ...... I'll forgive you for the kick you just kicked me. Li Yan squinted his eyes and said leisurely.
"Huh?" Mike was shocked.
"My lord, can I not smoke it?"
"Of course." Li Yan smiled shyly, and then said something that made Mike creepy.
"Then go back and I'll let you go down to Satan...... Yesterday he told me a dream that he missed you. ”
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In the days that followed, everyone found out that Mike was gone!
Later, some people found that Li Yan got off the carriage and began to ride a horse, and the most important thing is that Li Yan's carriage began to smoke from time to time!
This strange thing happens every year, and there are a lot of them today, could it be that the carriage has become a fine man?
The way everyone looked at the carriage changed, and they didn't know if it was an illusion, they all distanced themselves from the carriage.
Among all the people, only Li Yan looked at the carriage with some relief in his eyes, and showed a trace of satisfied admiration from time to time.
Tsk, this is a good subordinate, you can do whatever the adults tell you to do, this is the way a good subordinate should go.
Similar to what Li Yan thought, Mike did make great strides on the road of his subordinates, and he was getting farther and farther away.
In the carriage at this moment,
Mike only felt that something was spinning, and the whole person was a little bad.
It's a strange feeling, and it's clear that there's nothing wrong with it, but it's just dizzy. Not only that, but the stars in front of me were piled up one after another, and there was no heel under their feet, as if they were stepping on cotton.
When I first smoked the first one, I didn't feel anything, I just felt a little choked.
"Nothing, is it?" Mike muttered to himself and lit the first one.
Soon Mike finished drawing, and after recording his feelings on a piece of paper, Mike quickly lit the second one.
"Whew...... Not bad, the taste needs to be strengthened. Mike pouted and began to judge, then wrote down his feelings on a piece of paper.
"Hey! Good...... I'm so dizzy......" Mike didn't feel as fresh as before, and suddenly felt as if his mind was filled with a fog, and he began to shake a little.
Fourth, fifth, sixth...... As Mike's seventh cigarette was lit and smoked, Mike's eyes went black and he fainted.
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"Tsk, that's good, you actually completed my mission?"
"Master Li, Mike, he's okay, right? Do you want to ask Lang Zhong, who is with the army, to show him? ”
"No, it's just a lot of cigarettes, just get some sleep!"
"Really?"
"Of course it's true!"
“…… Master Li is really a master! ”
Li Ao arched his hand at Li Yan, and then walked out with infinite admiration.
Li Ao can see that this guy with the same surname as himself is really not a good thing, and everyone is so eloquent......
…… Li Yan didn't know, invisibly, Li Yan was infamous again, but even if Li Yan knew, he wouldn't take it to heart, after all, according to Li Yan's words, contemptible people are talented, smart and handsome, and it is normal for some people to be jealous!
(End of chapter)