Chapter 629: Brain Teaser



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"I'm alone, let's go up with you Jinren Mission!"

The corners of Wu Zhi's mouth rose slightly, and he said calmly. Sui-Dream -.. lā

As soon as these words came out, the audience was in an uproar, but including Zhao Ji, they all shook their heads secretly at Wu Zhi's wild words, and Wu Song also cautiously walked to Wu Zhi's side and persuaded: "Big brother, you don't know martial arts......

Only Ling'er, Shui Ling's big eyes looked at Wu Zhi stupidly, full of trust.

"Sister, did my future brother-in-law take the wrong medicine?"

Zhao Hui'er whispered in Ling'er's ear.

"Let's wait and see the show!"

Ling'er confidently hugged her arms and relaxed her posture.

The Jin people were also laughing at Wu Zhi, but Wu Shu looked at Wu Zhi insidiously and asked cautiously, "Compared to what?" ”

He knew that Wu Zhi would not be stupid enough to compete with them, and this little white face was not easy to deal with.

"Since you can't tell the winner in the competition, it's natural to start the fight! Our Majesty didn't say that it was not as wise as Wencai, besides, our seven princesses were both civil and military, and how could they be worthy of our princess! ”

Saying that, Wu Zhi looked at Ling'er, Ling'er smiled very sweetly when she heard Wu Zhi's praise, and looked at Wu Zhi with cold eyes.

Hearing that Wu Zhi was going to compare Wen, Zhao Ji and the others finally breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly nodded approvingly to Wu Zhi.

"Fourth prince, you are also a prince in the Jin Kingdom, you can't only be martial arts and don't know literature, right?" Wu Zhi teased.

"Humph! Master Wu is too deceitful and too much more than Wen Wei! Our Jin Kingdom and your Song Kingdom do not understand the written language, the language is not comprehensible, we have only just learned the Chinese language, where can we compare with you what literary talent? Wushu sneered: "Could it be that Master Wu is erudite and talented, and he wants to use Jinwen and Jin to compare his literary talents with me?" ”

Being said by Wushu, Zhao Ji and their faces became solemn again, yes, what the Jin people said is reasonable, they are foreigners, and foreigners are obviously bullying people compared to their own poetry and songs, and spreading it will not only damage the prestige of the Great Song Dynasty, but also make the people of the Great Song Dynasty poke their backbones.

"Could it be that Wu Zhi is willing to bear such infamy for the sake of the Seventh Princess?"

Tong Guan and Cai Jing glanced at each other, they estimated that Wu Zhi was going to forcibly play hooligan on the Jin people, which was a good way, but they were just facing the notorious risk.

"Don't worry, what I want to compare with you is not poetry and songs." Wu Zhi looked fair and said, "We are only smarter than wisdom, to see who is smarter." This is also a kind of literary talent, and it does not involve language and writing, so you will not suffer. What do you think? Do you dare to compare? ”

Hearing that Wu Zhi was going to compare his wisdom with the other party, Zhao Jitong and Cai Jing suddenly lost their doubts and became interested.

Compared with wisdom, this group of newly civilized barbarians is really not necessarily the opponent of the Song people, not to mention that they are still facing one of the smartest people in the Great Song Dynasty - Wu Zhi.

And Ling'er snickered with an unsurprising expression.

"What's the comparison?"

Wushu is very cautious, for fear of falling into Wuzhi's hands, but if it doesn't involve anything else, he is not afraid of Wuzhi.

"I've already said that I'm alone with your entire mission!" Wu Zhi slowly walked into the ring: "I have ten questions about wisdom, you want to answer them together, if you can answer more than half of them correctly, even if you win." If you don't get half of the answers right, you lose. ”

"Questions?"

Wushu looked back at his subordinates for a moment, and then continued to ask, "What kind of problem?" ”

"It's something like ...... What door can never be closed? Such a question. ”

Wu Zhi said, his eyes slightly glanced at the goal on the side of the Keju field.

It's actually a brain teaser.........

"I know! It's Kemari Gate! ”

A golden envoy caught Wu Zhi's eyes and instantly shouted the answer.

"Wit!"

Wu Zhi looked approvingly at the simple golden envoy: "If it's a formal question, you've already won!" He looked at the vultures leisurely: "How is it?" This kind of question is absolutely fair to you, do you dare to compare? If you don't dare to compare, admit defeat and leave! ”

"Why don't you dare!"

Wushu looked at Wu Zhi coldly: "Let's get the question!" ”

"Hey, hey!"

Ling'er in the audience smiled and rubbed her hands, as if she was waiting for something good.

And Zhao Ji and the others looked worried, and shouted to Wu Zhi one after another: "The question is more difficult, don't come up with such a simple one!" ”

"It's up to you! Brother Wu Zhi! ”

………

"I'm starting to ask formal questions, you guys have to listen!"

Wu Zhi glanced at Wushu and the others, and began to ask: "There is a child named Xiao Ming in the west of Bianjing City, Xiao Ming's father has three sons, the eldest son is called Da Lang, and the second son is called Erlang, what is the name of the third son?" ”

After Wu Zhi asked, Zhao Ji and Cai Jing's ministers sighed and patted their thighs, complaining about why Wu Zhi had such a simple question, and the answer to this question was known as soon as he heard it, and the third son was naturally called San Lang!

The Jin envoys also looked proud, but they didn't rush to answer, but looked at the vultures.

Wushu looked at Wu Zhi suspiciously, thinking that Wu Zhi would never have such a simple problem with such a treacherous person, but Wu Shu suspected that it was because Wu Zhi was treacherous, so he had expected that he would think too much, so he would come up with such a simple question to confuse himself.

Yes, it must be!

"Of course it should be called Saburo!"

Wushu disdainfully said the answer, Wu Zhi was too cunning, and he didn't plan to think too much about Wu Zhi's tricks.

"Alas!"

Hearing Wushu say the answer, Zhao Ji and the ministers sighed.

"Hahaha! Stupid! The third son, of course, is called Xiao Ming! Can't answer such a simple question........."

Ling'er on the side couldn't help laughing and said the answer, mocking the vultures to his heart's content.

As everyone knows, after she announced the answer, Zhao Ji and the ministers' old faces also turned red, but fortunately, everyone's attention was on Jin Ren, and Zhao Ji and they also took advantage of the situation to put on a posture of "I already knew that the answer was Xiao Ming", and secretly thought in their hearts that they must be more reserved and deeper later, so as not to expose their IQ.

"Xiao Ming's father only has three sons, and after Da Lang and Erlang, it is naturally Xiao Ming himself." Wu Zhi looked at them slightly: "So you answered wrong!" ”

The vultures and a group of golden envoys suddenly turned red.

"Come again!"

Wushu has faintly seen the routine of Wu Zhi's problem, and he is confident that he will not be fooled next time!

Wu Zhi smiled subtly, these brain teasers are the simplest children's educational books in later generations, but for people in the Song Dynasty, it is tantamount to the first time primary school students in later generations saw these brain teaser questions, not because they are stupid and can't answer, but because they don't have this kind of brain teaser thinking.

"Next question......" Wu Zhi looked at the Wushu and asked, "I heard that there is a word in your golden text, and everyone will mispronounce this word, may I ask what kind of word is this?" ”

As soon as Wu Zhi finished asking, Ling'er couldn't help snickering again, Wu Zhi's brain teasers don't guess with Ling'er on weekdays, it is because Ling'er knows the answer as soon as she hears the question, the more she knows the answer, and then looks at Wu Zhi's cunning appearance and Jin Ren's laborious and contemplative appearance, she can't help but want to laugh.

"Do we have such a word in Jinwen?"

The envoys all discussed with each other, and there were many people in their mission who were extremely proficient in the golden script, and there was even a bachelor who participated in the creation of the golden script, but they couldn't think of any words that everyone would mispronounce.

"How? Thought of an answer? ”

Wu Zhi said leisurely: "This is a question about your Jin Wen, don't say that we are unfair!" ”

"That's it, golden messengers, hurry up and report the answer!"

Zhao Ji also urged with a fake tiger.

"Since everyone can pronounce it wrong, even if it's a difficult word...... "Wushu said stiffly, "Or, there is no such word in my golden text at all!" ”

"That's right! There is definitely no such word in our golden text! ”

The golden envoys behind him affirmed.

"Oh? Isn't there a 'typo' in your golden text? ”

After Wu Zhi finished speaking, the Jin people were stunned for an instant, and the second time they all looked confused!

"Hahaha......"

Ling'er next to her and Hui'er, who knew the answer from Ling'er in advance, had already covered their stomachs with laughter.

Zhao Jitong, Cai Jing and others also looked at Wu Zhi with great concern, this topic is really ...... It's so treacherous!

"It turned out to be a typo!"

After reacting, the Jin people all patted their heads, looking annoyed.

"Come again!"

Wushu's face was pale, and he secretly swore in his heart that next time he must diverge his thinking and use his brains!

"Listen up!" Wu Zhi smiled slightly, and continued to ask: "The tortoise and the rabbit are racing, and a very stupid pig is invited to be the referee, may I ask the prince of Wushu, who do you say will win?" ”

After asking, Wu Zhi secretly squeezed his eyes at Ling'er, while Ling'er held back a smile and looked at Wu Zhi faintly.

"Sister, who will win?" Hui'er leaned closer to Ling'er and asked in a whisper.

"What do you say? Silly girl! ”

As she spoke, Ling'er approached Hui'er and quietly told her the answer, and after listening to the answer, Hui'er immediately smiled evilly.

Jin Ren didn't dare to be careless this time, and a group of people got together to discuss for a long time before they uneasily discussed the answer.

"Of course the tortoise can't outrun the rabbit, but since the stupid pig is the referee, then he should judge the tortoise to win!"

"That's right! This Wu Zhi is too treacherous, and the answer to the question must not be measured by common sense, so it is right to say that the turtle wins! ”

Wushu nodded slightly, then turned back to Wu Zhi and said categorically: "The turtle will win!" ”

This time he was fully sure that he would not answer wrong!

"It's a stupid pig!"

Hui'er in the audience immediately laughed leisurely.

"Huh?"

Before Wushu and the others could react, Zhao Ji and the others looked at Hui'er in confusion, and wondered why she suddenly said that.

"The pig is the referee, and the pig says whoever wins wins."

After Wu Zhi's words were broken, the faces of the Wushu and the Jin People Mission immediately turned purple, and the ministers such as Zhao Ji, Cai Jing, Tong Guan and other ministers laughed very unkindly, laughing unscrupulously.

"Wu Zhi, you ......"

Wushu felt humiliated, and immediately pointed at Wu Zhi angrily, his eyes about to erupt with fire.

Wu Zhi has Wu Song's protection here, and he is not threatened by the vulture at all, but teases: "This question is a trap, you don't have enough brains and fall into it, naturally even if you lose, are you still not convinced?" ”

Wushu They were speechless, Wu Zhi sneered, didn't talk nonsense, and continued to ask: "Next question, which is better, black chicken or white chicken?" ”

Wu Zhi's question is too unpredictable, one moment the brain teaser is a sharp turn, the other is a trap, and now when asking this question, the Jin people are suddenly helpless, holding back a pillar of incense for a while, they don't dare to answer at all.

"Hey! Sure enough, it's a bunch of stupid pigs, of course it's a black chicken! ”

"Because black chickens can lay white eggs, white chickens can't lay black eggs!"

"Ling'er Hui'er must not be rude......"

The answer to this question is really interesting, although Zhao Ji scolded Ling'er and Hui'er, his eyes were full of smiles.

The ministers also smiled slightly smugly.

"Humph!"

The Wushu and Jin envoys looked at Wu Zhi hatefully, they hated Wu Zhi and hated the root of their teeth, but they had no choice but to let Wu Zhi play and bully.

"Next question. If you can't answer this question, you'll lose. Wu Zhi ignored the cannibalistic gaze of Wushu, and continued to ask: "I heard that there is a fool in your Jin Kingdom, and he said he didn't know what others asked him, may I ask Prince Wushu, you have many eyes and ears in Jin Kingdom, do you know this person's name?" ”

"It's such a tricky question again!"

The Jin delegation gritted its teeth at Wu Zhi, and had no choice but to gather together to think about the answer.

"Is there such a person in our gold country?"

"Who knows about this kind of person......

………

"I don't know!"

To everyone's surprise, this time the Wushu replied very decisively, without consulting the people behind him at all.

Wushu has already seen that Wu Zhi is scheming, and he will not let them answer the correct question at all, knowing that he is going to lose, he simply does not play with Wu Zhi.

"Don't know?"

Wu Zhi had already seen that Wushu was impatient, so he chose such a question to ask him.

"I don't know ......"

As soon as Wushu, who was going to have a showdown with Wu Zhi and abstained, said two words, he suddenly saw Ling'er and Hui'er laughing evilly on the side, and suddenly felt bad.

"Fooled again!"

"This stupid guy doesn't know what others ask, and he also says he doesn't know when he asks the prince of Wushu, it seems that I already know the name of this stupid guy!"

After Wu Zhi finished speaking, Zhao Ji and the others behind him and the generals of the Qingzhou Army laughed unkindly, the vulture that was not unique just now, this time he jumped into the pit dug by Wu Zhi again and again, and became a stupid pig and a stupid person, which is really too happy! ”

"Wu Zhi, you are despicable and shameless!"

Seeing that the fourth prince was humiliated, the Jin envoys immediately pointed at Wu Zhi and scolded, pale and weak.

"If you want to blame it, blame you toads for wanting to eat swan meat and bring humiliation on yourself!" Wu Zhi's face also turned cold.

"Good! Good! Good! ”

Wushu Tie looked at Wu Zhi with a resentful face, and said word by word: "Wu Zhi, you wait!" Today's shame, sooner or later, I will let you repay it one day! ”

After speaking, he turned to Zhao Ji and said, "Your Majesty, our Jin Mission will return here!" Just because we haven't been to Song Kingdom! ”

Before leaving, the vulture's triangular eyes glanced at Ling'er fiercely.

Jin Ren was very embarrassed when he left, Wu Zhi looked at the back of Wushu indifferently, the threat of Wushu had no deterrent effect on him, many people had said similar things to Wu Zhi, and the people who said these words, without exception, had already died!

And the difference in civilization between the Song and Jin is too great, and the Jin people are too greedy, so there must be a war between the two countries, and Wu Zhi dares to blatantly bully the Jin people today, and he is not afraid of their retaliation.

What's more, Xiao Ling'er who dares to think about Wu Zhi is very merciful, Wu Zhi is already very merciful if he doesn't die. He didn't bother to inquire about Zhu Wen's whereabouts!

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