Chapter 107: Nonsense Continues
Chapter 107 is full of nonsense
looked at him who was silent, and continued: "After a hundred years, there may still be a glimmer of life, but according to our old tradition, as a Ziweixing, you should be able to rank almost in the immortal class~~"
"Does Your Highness mean that apart from death, you can't become an immortal at all?" Eldest Sun Wuji asked.
"Almost, ** is actually a burden, if you want to become an immortal, you can only die, and everyone has a fixed number, whether you become an immortal or not, it's really not a personal last wish, but we have someone in Datang who has become an immortal, although the immortal position is not very high, but it does become an immortal." Li Shen said.
"Who?" His Majesty Li Er asked.
"Who?"
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“……”
"You all know this man." Li Shen said with a smile.
"We know? Who the hell is it? His Majesty Li Er asked with a frown.
"Qin Qiong." Li Shen spit out two words, looked at everyone's faces full of disbelief, and said: "He has indeed become an immortal, although the immortal position is not very high, but he can also enjoy the fireworks of the people for many years." ”
"He's really going to become an immortal?" His Majesty Li Er looked at Li Shen with suspicious eyes on his face and asked.
"Your Highness, you... Do you mean that my second brother has become an immortal? Cheng Yanjin said excitedly.
Li Shen nodded and said, "It's done, and this immortal position is still rewarded by my father." ”
"I've rewarded you?"
"Well, does my father still remember the three years of Zhenguan, and you asked Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong to guard outside your gate?"
"Do you mean that I let them stay outside the door, and in the end, Qin Qiong will be ranked in the immortal class after his death?" His Majesty Li Er asked with a frown, looked at Li Shen and nodded, and then said, "This is also the next Wei Chigong?" ”
"Block the ghosts and ghosts from entering the house and achieve the immortal position of the door." Li Shen nodded and said.
"You mean to say that the immortal positions of the two of them were given by His Majesty?" The eldest grandson Wuji asked Li Shen with a face full of disbelief.
Li Shen said helplessly: "Yes, but it is not arbitrary to be able to give it, but it needs to meet certain conditions." ”
Seeing a trace of disappointment in the eyes of the others, Li Shen was happy in his heart, he found that he was really able to fool sometimes, and said: "Don't be disappointed, everyone, according to your identity, even if you can't be ranked in the immortal class, at least the treatment will not be bad." ”
"What about you?" His Majesty Li Er stared at Li Shen's eyes and asked.
Li Shen smiled, knowing that His Majesty Li Er was asking himself, but he didn't ask directly, and said indifferently: "The eighteenth layer of hell has a place for sons. As for you, Father... No one can know what will happen to those who ascend the throne as emperors after they die. ”
His Majesty Li Er looked at Li Shen with cold eyes.
Li Shen couldn't help but take a few steps back and said, "Father! Erchen really didn't lie to you. ”
"I didn't deceive me, I looked at you and said with a mouth full of lies Now, have you forgotten what you said before? It is said that I am in the immortal class, and now it is said that no one can know what will happen to the person who ascends the throne as emperor after death. ”
"Eh, did Erchen say that?" Li Shenleng said for a moment, looked at the ministers and nodded with a slight smile, and then said to His Majesty Li Er: "Isn't this minister unaware, so this treatment should not be too bad." Then he said: "So father, don't think about becoming an immortal, when you hang up, you will naturally become an immortal, and it is impossible to become an immortal." ”
His Majesty Li Er glanced at it, snorted, and said, "If you dare to deceive me in the future, see how I clean you up." ”
"Hehe, I know, I know, father, if it's okay, the minister will pull it first."
"Wait a minute, I ask you, what are the odds of winning the bet between you and Shi Tanzong?"
"This will definitely win, rest assured, 10,000 people are gone, it's good to have 1,000 people come back, not to mention that the sons don't promise them to come back, do you think they can come back safely?" Li Shen said with a wicked smile on his face.
A minimum of 1,000 people, as long as 1,000 people can return, Li Shen will lose even if he loses, but will Li Shen let them come back? It's impossible to fall into, these people who go out, at most dozens of people can come back, it's a long road, the robbers along the way, the beasts are messy, it is estimated that there are not many people left, and besides, Tianzhu is a place that doesn't, I'm afraid it won't take much time to hang up a large part of it.
If you want to return to Datang, it's like a dream fart.
"You're really vicious." Cheng Yanjin couldn't help but say, and then it seemed that something was wrong, and he smiled and said, "Yes, yes, I really inherited your uncle's style." ”
Everyone in the hall couldn't help but burst out laughing.
The eldest grandson Wuji looked at Cheng Jin with a dark face and gritted his teeth, if it was anyone else, he would probably have rushed up and slapped him, but for this kind of person who doesn't talk through his head, he just pinched his nose and let him talk nonsense.
"Hahaha~~~ That eldest grandson... Hehe, he said it was a little faster, and he said it was a little faster. Cheng Yanjin said with a smile.
"The old man sees you as what you think." The eldest grandson Wuji said coldly.
"No, no, how could I think of you like that." Cheng Yanjin hurriedly said.
Li Shen looked at Cheng Biting Jin's teasing appearance, slightly speechless, this is really a father and son, Cheng Chumo This guy is really based on his personality, and said with a smile to His Majesty Li Er: "Father, the son will leave first, the time is too rushed, and one person can't be busy, if it is really that day the son is hanging, these things are not transformed into knowledge, it is really a big loss." ”
His Majesty Li Er watched Li Shen turn around and run towards the outside of the main hall, frowned, and said, "How much can you believe the prince's words?" ”
Fang Xuanling frowned and said, "Some can believe it, but some can't believe it, the old minister can't understand His Highness now, it's really hard to say." ”
"Qin Qiong is ranked in the immortal class and has been named a door god, do you see?" His Majesty Li Er asked.
"This minister feels that His Highness is not lying." The eldest grandson Wuji said.
"Oh! Is it? His Majesty Li Er said.
"Your Majesty, do you remember what was the reason why Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong came to guard the gate in the first place?" Eldest Sun Wuji asked.
His Majesty Li Er's eyes were a little gloomy, and he said, "Of course I remember." ”
"At that time, I originally thought that I would use evil qi to suppress these strange things, and I thought that the evil qi on Li Jing and Hou Junji would be able to suppress these things, but in the end, His Majesty still had nightmares, and in the end, it was Yuan Tiangang who calculated Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong and asked the two of them to guard the gate of His Majesty's bedroom, and finally His Majesty's nightmare disappeared. Therefore, in the minister's opinion, His Royal Highness's words are not false, if you don't believe it, you can let Yuan Daochang ask about it. The eldest grandson Wuji said.