Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Deer Cutting Feast
Assist the king, regulate yin and yang, make the upper and lower hearts, and the inner and outer peace, are famous!
There is no way forward, there are chasing soldiers behind, and those who can break out of a way out of such a desperate situation are famous generals!
In this dilemma, everyone agreed that Xiao Yi would definitely 'abandon the bow, bow to the ground, and ask for guilt', and some people who were usually good friends with him, such as Guo Jia, Xun Yu, Xun You, etc., were even ready to intercede for him and play a round, but at this time~~~~
"Whew! ~~ Wow! ~”
A melodious wolf howl suddenly came out of Xiao Yi's mouth, high, desolate, vivid, if it wasn't daytime, if everyone didn't see it really, I'm afraid they really thought it was a wolf king howling in the moon~~
The wolf and the deer are the best opponents in the wilderness, one is good at running, the other is good at chasing, born to commit crimes, suddenly heard a wolf howl, and the sika deer who was desperately fleeing did not stop, but instinctively looked back, wanting to see how there was a wolf infested suddenly, and at the same time, the side chest with the golden arrow was exposed~~
It's at this time~~"! ”
A black expanse shot out of Xiao Yi's hand, the speed was extremely fast, and after flying out of a distance of one hundred and twenty steps, the eight-pronged sika deer in the middle of the chest, 'poof', this guy who was hit by an arrow did not die, but failed to usher in Houfu, screamed, fell to the ground, and completely reported to Lord Yama!
Wolf howl, archery, deer roaring, death, everything happened in an instant, and when everyone reacted, they were shocked to realize that Xiao Yi really shot, and it was killed with one arrow, but how could he dare to risk such a big disobedience~~
"Well...... no, everyone, look, an arrow, there is only one arrow on the deer~~"
There are sharp eyes, and immediately found that something was wrong, the sika deer was shot by a golden arrow, wounded and fled, and now it was killed by Xiao Yi with an arrow, there should be two arrow clusters on the body, but everyone rubbed their eyes, and took a closer look, yes, it is a lonely arrow, is it too powerful, can it be shot through?
Several soldiers of the forbidden army ran over and carried the eight-pronged sika deer back, everyone rushed up, and after careful inspection, there were no other wounds, that is, the golden arrow in the chest was killed, the deer's body was still hot, blood was rushing, and it was obvious that the heart was shot through!
But where did Xiao Yat's arrow go?
If it misses, how can the sika deer be killed?
Then everyone checked the golden arrow, only to find some weird, the original arrow cluster that was not deep in the flesh, now did not enter most of the deer's body, leaving only a very short arrow tail outside, and there was a small gap in the back, as if it had been hit by some sharp weapon, at this time, another soldier in the grass Xiao Yi shot out of the wolf tooth arrow also picked up, smooth as ever, not even a drop of deer blood, not a single deer hair did not touch ~~~
"I see, the old man understands, precise, perfect, what a powerful arrow!" There are many extremely smart characters among the ministers, and they immediately saw the clues, and then set their eyes on Xiao Yi again, "More powerful ghost-faced Xiao Lang!" ”
It turned out that the arrow just now, Xiao Yi shot not the sika deer, but took advantage of the moment it turned around, and shot the tail of the golden plutonium arrow inserted in the deer's chest, the back arrow hit the front arrow, Xiao Yi's wolf tooth arrow rebounded to the ground, and the golden arrow that was originally a few points into the flesh pierced the deer's heart in one fell swoop, so the sika deer was still an arrow in the end!
This arrow can be called a stroke of genius, not only completed Cao Cao's order to leave the sika deer, but also did not touch the identity of the deer, avoiding the danger of being dragged into an embarrassing situation, and at the same time showed clever means and adaptability, which can be described as killing three birds with one stone!
However, everyone also understands in their hearts that such an arrow is almost impossible to replicate.
First of all, you have to have a superb archery skill, one hundred and twenty steps away, shoot the tail of the arrow on the chest of a running sika deer, the speed, timing, accuracy of the control is simply to the point of the gods, what 'a hundred steps through the yang, arrows fall money', compared with this arrow, it is just a drizzle!
Secondly, it is also necessary for the shooter to have the unparalleled adaptability, from drawing a bow and arrow to shooting a deer, but it is just a flick of a finger, but can come up with such a wonderful way to break the game, and put it into practice, not only to have the courage of the world, but also to need the wisdom of the superb, the two get one, it is called a hero, and those who have both, how many people are there in the world?
Moreover, in addition to the wisdom and bravery, the vivid wolf howl is also indispensable, it is a wolf howl, which shocked the deer gall, so that the back arrow succeeded, such a loud, long midnight wolf howl, can you learn it?
So everyone looked at Xiao Yi with the same meaning in their eyes~~~ "This son is terrible, very scary!" ”
Xiao Yi's heart that has long been practiced is like iron and stone, the little black face is thicker than the city wall, he doesn't care about everyone's strange eyes, first he took back his wolf tooth arrow, and then came to Yuan Rong's car, bowed down, "The last general is not good at learning and has missed, please forgive the prime minister!" ”
"It's okay, young man, I have little experience, my hands are unsteady, just go back and practice diligently!" Cao Cao stroked his beard and remained silent, and he could know from those radiant eyes how proud he was at this time.
"The last general will respect the order, after going back, I will practice diligently, and live up to the trust of the prime minister!"
"Hehe, the son can be taught, very good, very good!"
Xiao and Cao, singing and harmonizing, performed a terrible performance, but the noses of the ministers were almost crooked, "I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless, a man who is obviously unequaled, but he wants to pretend to be a miss, and practice diligently, is it to shoot down the sun in the sky when he practices again?" Let's live together in the dark~~~~"
The other one is even thicker-skinned, and his little tongue is about to spit out with joy, and he has to pretend that nothing happened, but he just shot a deer, as for it?
"Thank you, Your Majesty, the bow and arrow, the original will be returned!" Under the strange gaze of everyone, Cao Cao was also a little embarrassed, and turned around and returned the treasure carving bow and golden arrow to the emperor, but the eight-forked sika deer, he didn't hand it over.
"Is my bow still sharp?" The little emperor's face was sunny and cloudy, and the sika deer that had already escaped was shot down by an arrow again, and the two arrows collided, and the credit was all on Cao Cao's head, and his luck was called against the sky~~
Thinking about it again, I missed three arrows in a row, and I lost face in front of the ministers, which is really infuriating!
"Hehe, Your Majesty's bow and arrows are naturally gorgeous, but Weichen has a better pair in his hand, with a hundred shots and a hundred shots, and no missing arrows!"
"Since the prime minister has such a peerless bow and arrow, why don't you take it out and let me and the civil and military officials take a look?" The little emperor is already cloudy and overcast, and there are better bows and arrows, so why should you use mine!
"Hehe, Your Majesty, please see, these are the unparalleled arrows in the old man's hands!" Cao Cao's face was full of pride, and with a wave of his hand, he first pointed to Xiao Yi beside him, and then pointed to Guo Jia, Cheng Yu, Xun Yu and others~~~
"With iron as an arrow, you can only shoot the deer of the wilderness, but with the courage of the ministers, you can shoot the deer of the world", this is the mind and ambition of the 'traitor in troubled times'!
Liu Xie, ~~ smiled bitterly and was speechless~~~ I knew it in my heart!
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That night, in the middle of this wilderness, a grand bonfire feast began!
The prey that was shot in the day was all stripped and washed, put on the fire, and became a delicacy in the mouths of the people, as for the eight-pronged sika deer, it became the finale of the big dish, just in front of the golden tent, several palace chefs were responsible for the barbecue, emitting bursts of strong fragrance, making people intoxicated!
Soon, the roast deer was lifted up with a large tray, the golden flesh was on the thick aroma, the shape was also good, the deer's head was raised to the sky, and the four hooves were made to fly, quite a bit of 'divine deer Tengyun' feeling, but the people were full of fairy energy, and the fragrance of this product was attractive!
There is only one deer, but those who want to eat venison can line up several times around the big tent, and how to divide it has become a difficult problem, and it is impossible for everyone to be satisfied, at least, to satisfy most people!
Or, let them have nothing to say!
It stands to reason that whoever is the prey is in charge, and Cao Cao is the most suitable to cut the deer, but there are palpitations!
Many of the ministers remember clearly that the thief Dong Zhuo used a 'deer cutting banquet' to coerce hundreds of officials, abolish the young emperor, and establish Liu Xie, and now if Cao Cao touches this sensitive nerve again, then the night banquet is likely to become a 'Hongmen banquet'~~
Cao Cao is a smart person, so naturally he will no longer stimulate these old ministers who are already on the verge of collapse and anger, so he chuckled and pushed this problem out~~~ "Xiao Lang, you come to cut the deer and divide the meat for the old man!" ”
"No!"
Xiao Yi had already moved his index finger, pulled out the greedy wolf knife on his waist, first circled around the roast deer, and wiped his saliva, a great opportunity, how can I get myself the fattest deer breast, so as to be worthy of the hard work in the daytime, as for the others......
With a knife, the deer head was cut off and dedicated to the little emperor, "Your Majesty is the lord of a country, and you should enjoy this deer head!" ”
The second knife, the neck was cut off, and it was dedicated to Cao Cao, "The prime minister assists the monarch and caresses hundreds of officials, and its importance is the same as the deer's neck!" ”
Three knives, picked the heart of the deer, and there was a big hole on it that was pierced by a cluster of arrows, dedicated to Princess Haiyan, "The daughter of the first emperor, the heart and liver baby, it is the most suitable for her, as for why it is a wounded heart, she herself understands!" ”
Four knives, brushing and chopping, the four deer hooves came down and were distributed to Guo Jia, Xun Yu, Xun You, and Cheng Yu, the four strategists, they are the four pillars of Cao Ying's family, and they are indispensable!
Five knives, the force is a bit big, the good deer gall was twisted into pieces, while giving it to Liu Bei, Xiao Yi did not forget to compare the knife in his hand a few times, but the little black face was smiling brightly~~
It's not intimidation, it's better than intimidation!
After cutting with five knives, Xiao Yi cut off a piece of fat on the deer's breast, took back his table, accompanied by fine wine, and chewed it down, what can be divided has been divided, as for the remaining civil and military officials, they are not qualified to let him cut the meat~~~
For this set of division methods, everyone was satisfied at first, after all, it sounded very pleasant to the ear and very auspicious!
can look at Xiao Yi, who is immersed in munching deer breast, and then look at the parts of his plate, where there are more bones than meat, and look at each other one by one, and finally burst into laughter~~~
"Hah! -Ha ha! …… Xiao Yi, worthy of the ghost-faced Xiao Lang! ”