Chapter 241: This is called poverty
The banquet at Li Dongyang's house surprised Li Yan, and he jumped directly to the old high.
"Lord Li, are you also for people to eat?"
Li Yan pinched his nose and couldn't help asking.
At this moment, Li Yan's gaze at this table of banquet was like looking at a table of cockroaches, and he couldn't help but take two steps back and look at Li Dongyang in surprise.
At this moment, Li Yan had no doubt that the old man surnamed Li wanted to poison himself with this table of food......
Why is this also eaten by people? Our old Li family's pigs eat better than this!
"Ahh Old man, why isn't this a human eater? Li Dongyang's face was extremely ugly in an instant, and the original calmness of the breeze was all thrown out of the clouds at once, and at this moment, he directly pointed at Li Yan's nose and scolded angrily regardless of the minister's etiquette.
"Huh?" Hearing this, Li Yan seemed to have heard some big joke in the world, pointed to the things on the table and observed for a while, and then looked at Li Dongyang with shocked eyes.
"Are you sure this thing can be eaten?"
It's no wonder that Li Yan was shocked, but the food of Li Dongyang's family was too casual, not to mention the coarse tea and light rice, and even the dishes had no taste in them, and they were like ordinary chewing wax in their mouths, just put them on the side of their noses and smell Li Yan and lose their interest in tasting them.
"Why can't you eat it?" Li Dongyang sneered at each other, and frowned coldly at Li Yan.
Gee...... Li Yan's attitude towards Li Dongyang's hospitality is simply against the sky, is this kind of hospitality done by people? Orangutans are better than you!
"You eat it yourself, if you eat it, I'll eat it!"
Hearing this, Li Dongyang's face turned red all of a sudden, like a drunken monkey's buttocks, on the verge of exploding.
"Humph! Shaft An dare to deceive me? Eat it! ”
After speaking, Li Dongyang picked up the chopsticks, didn't think about it, picked up a vegetable leaf and sent it directly to his mouth.
I saw that Li Dongyang was chewing and swallowing slowly for a long time, and then nodded, just about to make an evaluation, his face suddenly turned green, his eyes were round, he bit his cheeks, his neck was raised, and he swallowed the things in his mouth hard.
Li Dongyang's expression was a little painful, to be precise, it was very painful, it is estimated that the vegetable leaf just now was stuffed in his throat, and the tears were choked out, and the big man looked up to the sky and endured it to prevent the tears from falling.
Ask yourself, it's really not a pleasing thing to observe this scene up close, and Li Yan has goosebumps on his body when he sees it.
…… Fortunately, I didn't taste it first, it was really poisonous!
"Master Li! You've got to survive! ”
Li Yan was suddenly shocked, hugged Li Dongyang and slapped him in the back.
"Ahem...... Don't curse me! Li Dongyang arrogantly pushed Li Yan away and said with an embarrassed expression.
"Huh? Lord Li, are you alright? Li Yan seemed to have discovered a new continent and began to look at Li Dongyang with a straight face, this old man's resistance is really strong, he should have known that he should have found a fortune teller to show him, is it a small strong in this life, otherwise how can he eat dark food and have nothing to do?
In the face of Li Yan's curiosity, Li Dongyang looked embarrassed, his face was blue and red for a while, just like half a step away from the strange poison of the rivers and lakes, standing there trembling with his hands, in a way that shook up and down, left and right, and three long and two short intermittently, Li Yan was amazed, this is also a talent, who do you see who can make this rhythm with a beard?
"Lord Li, you really don't need to invite Lang Zhong?" Li Yan confirmed again.
"Shaft! The old man said, the old man doesn't need it! ”
Li Dongyang didn't know why he was angry.
This old man, I have good things to say, you are still grumpy...... I knew I should have stuffed a little more vegetable leaves into your mouth just now when you weren't paying attention!
I thought so, but it was impossible for Li Yi to say it, so he arched his hand towards Li Dongyang with infinite admiration. "Master Li endured humiliation, hardship, lying on his salary, and being willing to be a ...... It's really a cold finger to a thousand people, bowing down and being willing to be a son of a cow, which is simply a style that everyone in my generation is worth learning from. ”
Li Yan gushed endlessly, opening his mouth for convenience.
Hearing this, Li Dongyang's old face turned red again, and I have to say that although Li Yan's words are exaggerated, it feels really good to be praised by others...... Li Dongyang is praised by the ministers of the DPRK and China every day, but for some reason, why is this such a good thing when this bastard comes out of the mouth of a bastard?
Li Dongyang doesn't know why he thinks so, it may be the reason why Li Yan indirectly added a lot of blockages to himself while pit others in the past, Li Dongyang has always thought that Li Yan is a person who is not very particular.
This kind of inattention is not to be unparticular to others, perhaps it is more accurate,...... Li Yan is too unkind, just a poisonous mouth can be angry to death I don't know how many people, fortunately, God is fair, only gave everyone a mouth, otherwise Li Yan would have paid it back? I'm afraid that before anyone offends him, he will everyone off with one mouth.
"Go on?" Seeing that Li Yan stopped, Li Dongyang was still unsatisfied, pointed at Li Yan, and motioned Li Yan to continue.
Li Yan raised his eyebrows, what's the matter with this old man? Okay, listening to praise is still addictive?
"Master Li, the old horse knows the way, the eye knows the pearls, how many people of insight have been cultivated for my Ming Dynasty over the years, you are simply a mainstay!"
The more Li Yan spoke, the more energetic Li Dongyang became, the more he listened, he closed his eyes comfortably like an old cat, stood in place with his hands behind his back and shook his head, humming in his mouth I don't know what the tune is.
As soon as people are old, they are willing to recall the good past, and it is estimated that Li Dongyang is also reminiscing about his youth, so he rushed to this bohemian expression, Li Yan can be sure that this old man must have peeked at the neighbor's little daughter-in-law taking a bath......
Definitely! Li Yan himself had this expression at that time!
"My lord, why is his family so poor?" Suddenly, a very inappropriate voice came.
Li Dongyang's snorting stopped abruptly, his face was dark, and Li Yan stopped praising and looked to the side...... I saw that Mike stepped back a little aggrieved, didn't he just say a word? Why did these two people react so much? Didn't that sage of the Ming Dynasty say that you should treat each other with sincerity?
"Your Excellency...... What I said is true......" Feeling Li Dongyang's undisguised murderous intent, Mike pursed his mouth aggrievedly.
"Huh? Do you know that what you say is true? Can you say that in Lady Lee's house? How did I tell you, my lord? This is not called poor! It's poverty! Li Yan kicked Mike angrily.
Li Dongyang just wanted to explain something, but as soon as he heard Li Yan's words, he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood directly.
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