Chapter 3 In this chapter, the protagonist will enjoy it with a lady (Part II)
Chapter 3: In this chapter, the protagonist will enjoy the sun, the sea breeze and the yacht with a lady (Part II)
I said...... I'm already coming fast, okay! ”
was very dissatisfied with Guanyin's criticism, Yun Chongbo said that he was able to come to the door so accurately, which is definitely a very cultural thing.
"That is, I know that you monks love to engage in these mysteries, and you haven't missed anything when you look at the past little bit of text...... And your stele is still very vague, if I hadn't looked at it carefully, I really wouldn't have written the words 'Lu Zhonglian' there! ”
"Wait, what are you talking about?"
Opened her eyes in surprise, Guanyin said: "What Lu Zhong even what stone tablet?" Did you drink? ”
“…… You! ”
Angrily pointing to the stone tablet, Yun Chongbo was so angry that his fingers were trembling, and he asked Guanyin to make it clear, "What does this mean?" ”
"Obviously, it was your master who left a message to imply that I came, okay, obviously you are here waiting for me to come, right, this Lu Zhonglian is not a hint written to me, it can still be a ......"
The voice became quieter, because, the more he said, the more the person on the other side looked at him as if he was looking at a monster.
"I thought you'd find this place the day after you entered Wurong at the latest...... Because this tip can only be so clear. ”
Guanyin spoke quietly, and her tone was normal, but Yun Chongbo always felt as if she was being ridiculed when she heard it in her ears.
“…… This place is called Guanhailou, a place that has been established for more than 50 years, and it took you seven days to think of coming here to see it. ”
After a moment of silence, Guanyin added again, "As for Lu Zhonglian or something, I don't know what you're talking about...... but this sentence was not finished, because Yun Chongbo, whose face was like dead ashes, had already run out like a whirlwind, and after a while, there was a wail outside the door that could really make people cry.
"Guanhai Tower...... How do you write from left to right in this place? ”
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"Oh, it turns out that you are looking for the kid from the fierce snake to be the guide...... Not strange, not strange. ”
The old man who is picking his nostrils with a very favorite spirit is at least seventy years old, the wrinkles on his face are deep enough to clip a piece of paper in the middle, a messy white hair, his right leg is broken from the knee, and it has been replaced by a wooden foot, but his spirit is very good, no matter what he says or does, he has a kind of "Ye is very arrogant, you bite me?" "The spirit.
This old man is also a Semu person, surnamed Pu, called Pu Shou, Yun Chongbo has also seen him during the day, it is said that he is a guard here entrusted by the government, but at that time he was obviously grinning and sleeping happily.
"No, no, it's not sin, it's Shou drunk, the old man is Shou Zi generation, and he loves to get drunk the most in his life."
"I said, do you Hu people also talk about seniority in their names?"
“…… Hu Ren, your sister! ”
This sentence really pierced the scales, and the angry old man roared at Yun Chongbo and pointed out, "You are the Hu people, and your whole family is a Hu person", and repeatedly emphasized that their family was fully trusted and accepted by the imperial court, and had been an official in Wurong for generations.
"Okay, okay, I know that your brother once served as an envoy to Wurong City...... Don't repeat it. ”
The person who waved his hand impatiently to drive the old man away was an old monk, younger, but also in his sixties, and his legal name was "Yunshi", but he was also a lustful person.
"What about the big snake, that kid, I've been outside for too long, and a lot of local things are not clear, if you ask Yu Blind, then there is no way."
According to the old monk, because the fierce snake was considered to have great potential, he was sent out to the training base of Qianmen at a young age, first to study abroad, then to intern, and then because he was entangled with the female interns and assistants around him, he was decisively brought back.
"Moreover, today's young people are becoming more and more ignorant of respecting the elderly, and it is normal for them to ignore old antiques like Guanhailou at all."
"That's right."
Nodding vigorously is another old monk named "Mingben", a monk who is not a person of color after all, and he is also an old dragon clock, compared to Pu Shou drunk, he and Yun Shi are much more friendly to Yun Chongbo, as for the reason......
"That poem has been written for decades, and you are the first to read it seriously and read it aloud!"
Wiping his tears, Yun Shi sighed: "It's so touching, it's so touching!" ”
“…… I said, you people, do you know how to write the four words "disrespectful to the old"! ”
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Yun Chongbo saw that he was about to go berserk, and the atmosphere finally became normal, and Guanyin, who disappeared like a ghost after the three old men suddenly appeared, came out like a ghost again, explaining that this was indeed the place where Shi Futu wanted Yun Chongbo to come and see.
"Although there were many misunderstandings in the middle, it finally came...... Maybe that's providence. ”
The face was still blank, Guanyin said that these three old people were very familiar with Shi Futu, and they were also the people who established the Guanhai Tower back then.
"Scare?"
Turning his head and looking at the three of them again, Yun Chongbo said to Guanyin very seriously: "This, it's not that I look down on people......
Although there is no hidden dragon and crouching tiger in Wurong City, there are not a few strong people, and each sect and sect has some unique skills, and the three in front of them are ...... Yun Chongbo swept it at a glance, although he was not absolutely sure, but he also looked at it.
"Just with the sixth-level cultivation of the three of them, it's just a matter of strengthening the body, and I want to slap my face...... I'm afraid I'm going to send my face to the countryside! ”
Naturally, he said this sentence, and Yun Chongbo suddenly realized why he was so mean to the three old men he met for the first time?
(Wait, that feeling I just had...... Bastard thing, this is obviously the feeling you only have when you get along with your uncle's peers! )
The three of them didn't care about Yun Chongbo's sarcasm, and they clapped their hands and praised: "Well said! "The little baby is really eye-catching! Guanyin seemed to have expected this to be the case, but she stood quietly aside, and when the noise of the three of them was quieter, she explained softly that she was absolutely not wrong.
"Of course, there were other people who suppressed the whole city of Wurong back then, but these three old gentlemen were all the ones who established the Guanhai Tower together, which is absolutely right."
"As for the entrustment of the tutor......"
Finally getting to the point, Guanyin said softly: "Immortal, the so-called proverb of the family teacher 'watching the sea and listening to the waves' is actually just to invite you to come here to see the scene of Wurong's 'Hundred Sects in the Same City'...... In addition, there is another question that I want to ask on behalf of the teacher. ”
“…… Please speak. ”
Knowing that it was finally time to play, Yun Chongbo also smiled on his face, solemn and serious.
"When I was born, I always wanted to ask the immortal a question. Taiping Dao was originally a sect, if one day, it really won the world in the hands of the undead, and the other religions were thousands of streams...... What will be done? ”
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Sunshine, sea breeze!
…… The sea breeze that freezes kills.
In February, although Wurong is located in the southeast, and the sea breeze is cold enough to cut the skin and cut the meat, Pu Shou Zui seems to enjoy this feeling, holding the rudder with one hand and the wine bottle with the other, laughing, sailing and breaking the waves, and moving forward at high speed.
It was a small boat, and under the lapping of the waves, it shook quite violently, and although Yun Chongbo had enough strength to step on the plate, he was still dizzy, and he wanted to pounce on the side of the boat to exhale. Compared with him, Guanyin, who has always been calm and relaxed, is as calm as walking on the ground, and she is so calm that people are jealous.
(Sure enough, wood also has the benefits of wood...... )
Struggling to find a reason for himself, "Actually, it's not that I'm weak, it's that she's too perverted", Yun Chongbo didn't be able to explain himself much, and when he was trying to suppress the feeling of overturning the river and the sea in his abdomen, he suddenly felt the wind in the back of his head, and turned around suddenly, but saw Guanyin take out a weeping willow out of nowhere, and it was about to come over!
Hurriedly turning sideways, Yun Chongbo didn't mean to go out of the sea at all, but only put the two fingers of his right hand together, looking at the branches kindly, and everything fell - but cut into the air.
The boat was in the sea, shaking non-stop, Yun Chongbo felt quite sure to cut and cut, but because of the shaking of the entire hull and lost the head, taking advantage of this opportunity, the willow branch flicked up like a snake, and a few tender leaves on the branch were almost touching the tip of Yun Chongbo's nose!
"Phew!"
Exhaled and spoke, shaking the willow branch backwards, and at the same time retreating with strength, but when it landed, it was not very stable, Yun Chongbo simply rolled around, and Fang bounced up: he had already guarded the portal in front of him.
Guanyin didn't pursue, but said indifferently: "Immortal, you can't fight in water." As he spoke, his palms were slightly closed, and he muttered in his mouth, and a solemn appearance appeared behind him.
(…… This is the Six Guanyin Method? )
I once heard that this road was carefully transformed by Shi Futu, or it can simply be said that it was a mastery tailored for this female apprentice, Yun Chongbo calmed his mind, observed carefully, and saw that the law behind Guanyin condensed very quickly, and it was completed in a blink of an eye.
"It's not just fast, if you don't want to take the opportunity to attack just now......"
"Well, I can see that the strength has been gathered before the battle is completed, and this is specially designed to prevent the enemy from interrupting."
While speaking, Guanyin's maid has seen clearly behind the law, the female body, as a horse's head, the right hand is holding a lotus, and the left hand is holding a big axe, obviously graceful, but majestic. It's not awkward to look at, but it makes people feel "just like that".
"This is the 'Master Fearless Guanyin' in the 'Six Guanyin Method', which can break all the animal path suffering......"
In the faint voice, Guanyin's body gradually merged with it, Yun Chongbo saw her stomp lightly on the deck, and suddenly the whole ship was shocked: the phase and body fit, it seemed that her strength was instantly improved!
In the face of the giant axe as big as a wheel, slashing vertically and horizontally, Yun Chongbo was still reluctant to use the sea, and kept moving with a small effort, silently estimating the power and weakness of such a transformation in his heart.
Although his strength has dropped to the eighth level, Yun Chongbo's experience is still there, and the complete realm has not declined, although Guanyin's attack is fierce, he can also cope with it, half of his mind is thinking about Guanyin's intention to take him out to sea and suddenly fight with him.
The two of them fought very fast, but the strength was very well controlled, Yun Chongbo needless to say, although the giant axe of Guanyin made it fierce, but it didn't touch anything on the boat at all, and when the two were fighting urgently, they suddenly heard a cough from the old man of Napu, and said: "Your mother, there is really something that can't open your eyes!" ”
As he spoke, he heard a cannon in the distance, and he heard a voice say triumphantly: "Where did the Wuna ship come from...... It doesn't matter, it's good to come, and you don't have to leave when you come! He laughed wildly, probably because he thought he was talking funny.
Both of them had stopped at this time, Yun Chongbo squinted, and saw a big ship with black flags and black sails, which was violent, approaching, and a big man was standing on the bow of the boat, laughing wildly with his waist crossed.
"It's ...... Pirate? ”
Yun Chongbo didn't dare to ask uncertainly, Pu Shou drunk a big sip of wine, and Xun Xun said: "What else can it be......" said and squinted at it, grinning: "It turned out to be the little cubs of the Xun family...... Xun thinks about this guy, his eyesight is still so unique! ”