Chapter 13: Attack on Journey to the West

"Ouch, stop, stop!"

Yang Mu screamed in pain, and the queen didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, so she pressed the two acupuncture points on his back, only to make him feel that there was a stream of air drilling into his body, which was more torturous than the punishment.

"Do you know it's wrong?" The queen asked lightly.

"What's wrong, I'm making love to my wife, and I'm not allowed? Ouch, don't...... Wrong......" Yang Mu's mouth was stiff, but then there was a burst of pain, like the bite of ten thousand insects, so he had to whisper weakly.

should be cowardly, Yang Mu silently thought in his heart, let his wife in everything be the five good men in the new era.

After admitting his mistake, the force on his back was really much smaller, and Yang Mu could move slightly, but he still couldn't get rid of it, like a child who was spanked on the bench by his parents.

This posture is so humiliating......

"What the hell are you going to do!" Yang Mu was in a cold sweat of pain, and roared: "I have helpers outside, if you don't let go, I'll call it!" ”

"You can scream, even if it's a throat cut, it's useless." The queen's voice softened a lot, but no matter how she listened to it, it was as if she was disdainful of Yang Mu's threat.

Yang Mu was speechless, why does this sentence sound so familiar, just like in a certain TV series, a big man with his chest and back exposed, smiling at a little girl, approaching step by step, and then saying You call it, even if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you, it is better to obey me obediently and keep the spicy food for you to eat......

Yang Mu flashed such a picture in his mind, he couldn't help but shudder, came back to his senses, a stream of blood surged up, gritted his teeth and puffed out his cheeks without saying a word, he didn't believe it, the queen really dared to kill herself.

"Hmph, it's a little more interesting than last time, a little like a man." After a while, the corners of the queen's mouth hooked, crossed a graceful arc, and withdrew her hand.

Yang Mu was free, carefully rubbed his arm, wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead, and felt ten thousand grievances in his heart, but he didn't expect that the boat capsized in the gutter today, and the emperor of a country was shaken up by his wife, do you say there is anything more humiliating than this?

Also, what does it mean to be slightly more like a man? If it's not a man, can I run here and jump into a pit?

"Tell me, what kind of punishment will you receive this time?" The queen said lightly.

"What? Punish? Yang Mu was stunned for a moment and said, "I don't know what you're talking about, say it again...... Oops, don't do it if you have something to say, I'll tell you the truth, I have amnesia and don't know anything! ”

"Amnesia?" In the queen's indifferent tone, a trace of suspicion flashed.

"I only woke up at noon yesterday, I don't remember anything, I don't know what happened to you, I didn't know anything about what happened to you, I came here today because I was urged by my mother." Yang Mu threw the pot to the Queen Mother, and quietly moved back, although beauties are rare, but they are a tigress, and running away early is the right way.

When the queen heard this, she nodded as if it should be so: "That's right, I ordered a few of your acupoints at that time, it shouldn't have recovered so quickly, something should have gone wrong, and amnesia is also possible." Come, come here, let me show you. ”

Yang Mu subconsciously hid back, but in the face of that cold look, he was stunned all of a sudden, silently analyzed the danger index in his heart, and then stepped forward with small steps and stretched out his hand.

The onion fingers were like jade, and on Yang Mu's pulse, a refreshing fragrance penetrated into Yang Mu's nose, making his heart feel hot for a while.

"Alright, it's okay, you can go." The queen withdrew her finger and said lightly.

Yang Mu finally let go of the big stone in his heart, stood up, pulled his legs and walked out.

"Wait a minute." The queen suddenly stopped him again.

Yang Mugang crossed half the threshold of the foot for a moment, staggered, almost didn't stand firm, his face was ugly, and he turned his head and said: "That, Mr. Lu Xun also said, impulse is the devil, take a step back and open the sky, he is good to me, no, no, it's you and I'm good...... Well, why did you stop me? ”

"Ask someone to bring over a few clothes, as well as the Luo skirt I was wearing, and bring them along with them." Queen's Road.

Yang Mu breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it was a big deal, wasn't it just a few clothes, what a big deal, I had to be shocked, and I had to be scared of a heart attack if I came a few more times.

But after thinking about it, he stopped again, and always felt that he had a stomach full of doubts in his heart, and he didn't vomit or feel unhappy: "Are you really not afraid that I will find you for revenge later?" ”

The queen glanced at him lightly: "Just your broken palace, you can't trap me." ”

Yang Mu: "......"

He was very curious, and after a short contact, his intuition told him that his queen was more than just what it seemed, at least under the appearance of Allure, there was a secret hidden by no one.

Next, Yang Mu began to grind soft and hard bubbles, trying all kinds of ways to knock on the side.

For him, this strange world is still very interesting, anyway, the queen has no intention of killing herself, and it doesn't matter if she is thick-skinned.

However, no matter how much he tried to do, even the threat of drugged food was released, the queen still looked indifferent, completely treating Yang Mu as a street clown who was acting on his own, and he didn't even raise his head, too lazy to take care of it.

In the end, perhaps she was really annoyed by Yang Mu's quarrel, and the queen frowned slightly, and she was slightly impatient.

When Yang Mu saw it, he immediately seemed to be beaten with chicken blood: "That's it, in exchange, how about I tell you a story too?" Well, if you don't keep quiet, you will be considered to agree...... In other words, there is a country outside Dongsheng Shenzhou, the name is Aolai Country, the country is near the sea, there is a mountain in the sea, the name is Aolai Mountain, no, Huaguo Mountain...... There is a fairy stone on the top of the mountain, and suddenly one day the fairy stone bursts, and a stone monkey jumps out of the fairy stone, and the eyes are two golden lights, and the shot is ...... Doufu"

The Monkey King was born, apprenticed to Bodhi, borrowed treasures from the Dragon Palace, and made a big fuss in the underworld...... The tone is abrupt, and the voice is full of emotion.

Finally, when it came to the most exciting part, when the monkey was about to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, Yang Mu paused, picked up a teacup on the table, poured himself a cup of water, and drank it with a bang.

In his mind, he quietly closed the simplified version of "Journey to the West" in the library, and then glanced at the queen next to him out of the corner of his eye, only to see that the expression on her face fluctuated slightly, and the whole person looked a little uncomfortable.

Well, the effect was achieved.

Seeing that Yang Mu didn't speak for a long time, the queen, who had been straining her face, finally couldn't help it, pretended to be calm, and said: "There is a mistake in your story, there is no place in this world for Dongsheng Shenzhou, let alone Aolaiguo. ”

"Perhaps, in some unknown corner...... Either it's too long ago and has long been buried in the years. ”

Yang Mu explained on the surface, but in fact, he was secretly happy in his heart, knowing that the queen had taken the bait, since he understood that this was a story, and he was still entangled in a place name, obviously he couldn't pull it off, and deliberately found a topic.

Unconsciously, the queen has been immersed in the bizarre world in the story, and perhaps even she herself does not realize that she has been completely attracted by "Journey to the West".

It's just that what surprised Yang Mu was that this story, which was extremely lethal to children on the earth, had an effect on a cold and indifferent beauty in this world.

Alas, childhood, the children of this world do not have childhood.

"How's that, how is my story? This is just a short paragraph in the front, and there is a large article in the back, one paragraph is more exciting than the other, and it is not a problem to talk about it for ten days and half a month. Yang Mu was kind and seductive, and his heart was weird, feeling like a strange Shu millet with a lollipop, launching an irresistible temptation to an innocent little girl.

Perhaps realizing her gaffe, the queen quickly adjusted, nodded her head slightly, and said with an extremely expression: "The story is okay, who wrote it?" ”

"Of course I wrote it!" Yang Mu flashed his big sparkling eyes and said seriously.

"Who wrote it?" The queen looked disbelieving and disdainful.

"Lu Xun! It has to be Lu Xun! Yang Mu was a little weak and blurted out.