Chapter 352: Entanglement (3)

Sun Dan looked at Zhang Guifei in amazement, "Why did the concubine Niangniang say this?" ”

Zhang Guifei had a straight face: "I just feel that today's story is not right, why are you vague and detailed in many places, isn't this fooling the palace?" ”

Sun Dan was shocked, although this Zhang Guifei is stupid, she has listened to her story for so long and is used to the narrative style of "Huanzhu Gege", and now he suddenly sped up the pace, even if Concubine Zhang is ignorant, she can feel it naturally.

He still pretended to be very suspicious: "Isn't it detailed? The story of the minister is like this, and the mother is also very happy to listen to it, how can you blame the minister for fooling you? ”

Zhang Guifei snorted: "You didn't tell stories like this before, such as the story of Xiaoyanzi's couplet in the school, when you told it before, not only did you tell the story clearly, but even what Mr. thought in his heart, what Xiaoyanzi thought in his heart, and what the other princes and princesses next to him thought were all clear...... By the way, you've got it all on their faces. It can be said that it is so subtle that when people listen to it, they imagine that they have really arrived at that place and really seen those people. But if you tell the story in this way today, you won't be able to say any of this, and you will just bring it over with one sentence, so that people can't scratch the itch, but it's not fun. You say, are you fooling Hongu? ”

She already had some recollection in her heart, and it seemed that this Sun Dan already knew that she wanted to drag him here, so that he would not have time to prepare for the exam.

Hmph, get out if you want to, it's not that easy!

Sun Dan felt a headache after hearing this, and Zhang Guifei also realized this, if she continued to talk like this, she was afraid that she would not succeed, and she would have to change to a secret method. He thought about it for a while, and had to say: "Since Niangniang likes to listen to detailed stories, the minister just said it in the previous way." ”

His head kept turning, but in the end he couldn't think of any way, and he was a little anxious.

After eating, it is said that you should drink a cup of tea and digest it before you can do business, but Sun Dan didn't want to delay it, so he immediately cleared his throat and tried his best to deal with Zhang Guifei.

This time, Sun Dan's story is also told in detail, as requested by Zhang Guifei, and the psychological activities and facial expressions of all the characters are deeply portrayed.

However, this time he spoke very quickly, and he also had a sharp energy of Beijing films. After staying in Beijing for so long, Sun Dan's Beijing film is already very neat. And if Beijing really wants to talk about it, it's really fast. For example: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety. If it is changed to Cantonese, I am afraid that I will not be able to figure it out for a long time, but Jing Pian only needs to roll his lips, and he can count these ten numbers in two seconds.

Moreover, Sun Dan was a part-time announcer when he was studying in college, and his words were correct and round, and his mouth was very good.

This opening lecture is like a storm of plum blossoms and bamboos, and those sentences are as endless as spring silkworms.

For a while, words such as "your uncle" and "you are auspicious" rolled in.

At the beginning, Zhang Guifei listened to it very tastefully, but she felt that Sun Dan was very interested today, and her performance was in a very good state. And the state of the storyteller can also easily affect the audience, so that Zhang Guifei and others are unconsciously driven by his narration, and their mood rises and falls with the protagonist of the story, sharing joy and sorrow.

The change comes in a sip of tea.

It's early spring, and although there was a light rain today, the climate in Beijing is generally dry. In addition, most of the food in the palace is mainly steamed, and seasonal fresh fruits and vegetables are not provided, in case the emperor is addicted to eating fresh vegetables and vegetables, and suddenly wants to eat summer things in winter, at that time, the people in the imperial dining room can only wipe their necks.

Because of this, in general, eating the food in the palace is easy to dry mouth and get angry.

Zhang Guifei was thirsty for a while, lowered her head and took a sip of the teacup. Because of this delay, when she raised her head, Sun Dan's story no longer knew where to go.

She hurriedly shouted: "Slow down, slow down, this palace can't keep up." ”

Sun Dan sneered in his heart, this is what I want, no matter how slow it is, I don't have to take the exam tomorrow.

He still told the story at a very fast speed, and after a while, he quickly finished the episode.

Zhang Guifei only panicked when she heard this, and said angrily: "Sun Dan, did you do it on purpose?" ”

Sun Dan pretended to be very innocent, and spread his hands: "Back to the mother's words, the minister is a anxious 'sex', and he talks like this, and there is no way to bring it to the mother's womb." If Niangniang is tired of listening today, let's change the day. ”

Zhang Guifei refused to let Sun Dan go, but her guy was also helpless. Sun Dan has already told the story in detail according to his own meaning, and it is not good to find fault with him again. But if he is allowed to step back like this, the strategy he discussed with Huang Jin before will not be able to rectify Sun Dan, besides, after today, Sun Dan will stay in the examination room for nine days in one go, and there will be no stories to listen to in these nine days. Besides, if Sun Dan really took shit and got lucky to get into Jinshi, there would be no way to recruit him into the palace to be a storyteller in the future.

No, no matter what, I'll grit my teeth and finish listening to this story today.

Zhang Guifei: "Okay, you continue, the palace is in good spirits!" She was already angry.

"Let's say, the little swallow has entered Changchun Yuan." Sun Dan continued.

After all, Zhang Guifei was reluctant to listen to this story, so she was busy listening to it.

But encountering such a fast speed and such a large amount of information still made Zhang Guifei feel a little exhausted, and even Zhang Qiangrose, who had been staying by her side to listen, was so nervous that she couldn't get angry, for fear of missing a word or a sentence.

In the end, Zhang Guifei couldn't stop panting, and she only felt more tired than walking two miles.

Sun was indifferent, not relaxed, and kept talking. For a time, the garden was full of his loud storytelling.

"Let's get through it, see who can survive whom?" Sun Dan sneered in his heart, telling the story, while constantly turning his thoughts, hoping to find a good way to get out.

But after thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure it out.

In the end, he had no choice but to give up.

However, after sorting out his thoughts, he suddenly thought that maybe tomorrow's exam questions may not be so complicated.

Three games and nine days, there is no problem with the historical theory of the first one, even if he does not plagiarize, with his modern view of history and insight beyond his contemporaries, he can also get a high score. As for the eight-strand article in the last game, that's my strength, and I can copy it directly in the question bank. The biggest problem is in the second session of the public literature and art policy, I am afraid of the butterfly effect, the exam questions suddenly change, and there is no copy.

However, when that time comes, you really have to test your real skills to deal with it.

He is not afraid of official writing, and he is afraid of strategy. However, no matter what Sun Dan said, he is now regarded as a side-to-side and upper-class figure, and his understanding of national politics is much clearer than that of ordinary candidates. If Sun Dan can't get a high score, then no one else will have a good time.

What is there to be afraid of in selecting talents among the shorts?

As soon as he figured this out, Sun Dan finally put his mind at ease.

If you can't prepare for the exam, then give up, as long as you get high scores in the other two games, you will be in the top three.

Today should be a time to relax before the exam and tease Zhang Guifei.

Time passed quickly, the spring rain outside seemed to have stopped, although the imperial garden was lit, but the flowers and trees were swaying, it seemed a little gloomy, and it was also very dark.

In the palace, there are lights on one after another.

Sun Dan's heart was calm, and he no longer panicked. In this way, I don't feel that time is difficult.

When the sky is completely dark, I roughly estimated that it should be nine o'clock in the evening Beijing time in the future at this moment, and the hour is still long, how to continue to consume.

After talking for more than an hour, the time should have reached half past ten in the evening, and when I looked back, the book had been spoken for four hours in one breath. Under the bombardment of Sun Dangao's high speed and large amount of information, finally someone couldn't stand it.

The audience who was still shining before had a bitter face, especially a few little palace maids, all of whom yawned. But in front of Zhang Guifei, he didn't dare to make a mistake, so he had to hide his face behind his sleeve, yawn long and silently, and then burst into tears.

"Mother, I'm a little dizzy." Probably because she was too attentive to listening, Zhang Qiangrose only felt a panic in her heart for no reason, her temples suddenly jumped "chaotic", and the scene in front of her began to rotate.

Sun Dan was proud in his heart and stopped: "Miss Zhang is unwell, why don't you get here today?" ”

"How can it be, the story hasn't been heard yet, Bengong is listening to the alley, Sun Dan, you continue." Zhang Guifei also had to prevent Sun Dan from not telling the details, artificially speeding up the pace of the story, and preventing Sun Dan from jumping the episode unknowingly, and directly said the finale, and the overdrawn mental strength was much more than Zhang Qiangrose. She had just been sitting for a month, and her health was not yet well, so sad that she just wanted to fall asleep on the ground. But in order to make Huang Sundan's test, she could only persevere.

Seeing Zhang Qiangrose looking so angry, Zhang Guifei was angry, stretched out her hand and slapped her, and scolded: "Things that are not angry, this palace is listening to Sun Dan's story very well, but you came to disturb, you didn't spoil my mood!" ”

Zhang Qiangrose didn't expect Zhang Guifei to suddenly slap herself, she was already "sexual" and stubborn, and she was a blood relative to Zhang Guifei, and she was used to it casually on weekdays, but she didn't expect her mother to turn her face when she said it.

But this matter was obviously her own mistake, Zhang Qiangrose could only grit her teeth and remain silent, tears flashing in her eyes.

Sun Dan shouted happily in his heart: Let's make trouble, let's make trouble, we are the master of mahjong who often plays all night in modern times, if you talk about boiling eagles, will the people of the Ming Dynasty be able to survive my Sun Dan?

Zhang Guifei also felt that she was a little overdone, but she didn't know why, now the more she listened to Sun Dan's story, the more angry she became.

She snorted: "Someone, serve us all tea, it should be stronger." ”

Sun Dan was a little surprised: even stimulants were used!

Next, Zhang Guifei and Zhang Qiangrose kept drinking tea, and gradually drank it through, and the two went to the toilet repeatedly, looking extremely embarrassed.

In addition to diuretic, tea also has a refreshing effect. Strong tea is just too much, and people like Zhang Guifei and Zhang Qiangrose, who don't drink much tea on weekdays, are easy to get drunk.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Zhang Qiangrose to finally can't help but go outside and say "Wow!" to the spittoon! He spit it out.

Sun Dan was shocked and asked unconsciously: "Guifei Niangniang, my story sounds so disgusting, otherwise, I should not tell it?" ”