Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Dynasty II. See the King in Strange Costumes
It turned out that Li Jian was ordered by Li Yu to visit King Jing Li Kun in the evening, and saw that the royal brother who had oppressed him since he was a child had a wooden board tied to his left leg and there were still traces of tooth marks on his cheeks.
Zhou Xuan asked: "Is King Jing ashamed?" ”
Li Jian said: "He is calm, and my brother Wang has always been good at disguise. ”
Zhou Xuan reminded: "Brother Jian must not be taken lightly, the arrogant King Jing is not terrible, the restrained and hateful King Jing is a bit terrible, Brother Jian has to continue to strengthen the control of the two forbidden armies - Jin Wuwei and Yu Linwei." ”
Li Jian said: "My brother understands that the threat of Huangfu Jixun is very great, Jinling Eight Guards have a total of 40,000 elite soldiers, and now only General Lin's loyal guards are loyal to me, and Huangfu Jixun is a famous general, and he has a close relationship with a group of old ministers in the court, and he can't cut his military power for no reason, which is quite difficult." ”
Zhou Xuan said in a low voice: "Your Majesty's dragon body is healthy, King Jing may not dare to act rashly, once Your Majesty's dragon body is not safe, it is difficult to say, Brother Jian will not go out of Beijing in the future." ”
Li Jian nodded solemnly: "Cousin Xuan thinks about it." ”
Li Jian came here for nothing else, just to find Zhou Xuan to tell him about his happy mood after meeting King Jing, sat for a while, and then said goodbye, saying that he would meet in the palace on the other day.
As soon as Li Jian left, the government official reported that Master Sanlang Abu had arrived.
Abu, a black-clothed food merchant, sat crookedly on his chariot, carried by four healthy servants, and had not seen him for three months. This big, blue-eyed and purple-haired man was so thin that he was skinny and bone-covered. When he saw Zhou Xuan, he struggled to bow down.
Zhou Xuan hurriedly stopped, asked him to sit still, and asked in surprise: "Brother Abu, why did you lose weight like this?" ”
Abu said with tears in his eyes: "If I can see Master Hou again, I will die without regrets." ”
Zhou Xuan said: "How can you say such a thing. There is a cure for the sick! My wife, Qin Que, has come to Beijing with me, and I will immediately ask her to come and treat you. "Ordered the maid to hurry up and invite Mrs. Que'er to come.
Qin Que hurried over with cumin and chrysanthemum, and after Qin Que looked at Abu, smelled, asked, and cut it, he frowned slightly, thought for a while, and said, "Mr. Abu is strangely sick, it seems to be poisoned. ”
"Ahh Poisoning! Zhou Xuan, Lin Heishan, the Sun brothers and others were all surprised. Abu was also shocked.
Qin Que pinched his fingers and calculated silently with the "Eight Methods of Spirit Turtle", then took the green sac from cumin's hand, took out three five-inch long gold needles, and pierced into the top of Abu's head Baihui** and the two-legged spring**, first with the technique of "burning mountain fire", and then with the technique of "penetrating the sky and cooling", Yin and Yang were converted several times, and I saw that Abu's face suddenly turned blue-black, and exclaimed: "The contemptible eyes can't see anything!" ”
Qin Que hurriedly wrote a prescription. Let people hurry up to grab the medicine and comfort Abu: "Mr. Abu, be relieved, the poison accumulated in your body must be dispersed first, so that taking the medicine can be effective." ”
Half an hour later, Abu took the first pill. Qin Que gave him another pulse. Nodding his head, he said, "There should be no worries about my life, but I have never seen this kind of strange poison." Has Mr. Abu taken or been exposed to any poisonous substances in the past two months? ”
Abu seemed to think of something, and the expression on his face was strange, suddenly angry, suddenly sad, and he said a few words in a while: "Contemptible people understand." ”
Since Abu refused to say, Zhou Xuan didn't ask more.
At this time, it was nearly three watches, and Zhou Xuan ordered the steward to arrange a room for Abu to stay, and Lin Heishan said goodbye and returned to the Zhongwuwei station.
Zhou Xuan and Qin Que went back to the inner courtyard "Furong Garden", Qin Que said: "Husband, let's go to the sheep girl's room tonight to sleep, the sheep girl is also very infatuated, and she dares to go to Jinling alone to find you, and the finch doesn't have the courage to ask herself." ”
Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "It's better not to have this kind of guts, it's good luck for Xiao Feng to come to me safely." ”
Yang Xiaofeng thought that Zhou Xuan would not come to the ground, and had already fallen asleep, when she heard Zhou Xuan knocking on the door, she quickly lit the silver lamp, ran barefoot to open the door, and as soon as the door opened, she threw herself into Zhou Xuan's arms, her lips trembled slightly, she wanted to say something but couldn't say it, she was so happy!
Zhou Xuan closed the door, hugged Yang Xiaofeng into the inner room, sat on the edge of the embroidery bed, hugged Yang Xiaofeng in his arms, asked her to sit on his lap with her legs apart, and said, "Xiaofeng, let me take a good look at you." ”
Yang Xiaofeng has a delicate face, a blue coat, a violet skirt, picturesque eyebrows, a skin like snow, and a porcelain doll that is delicate and cute.
Zhou Xuan lifted her chin and asked her to kiss her eyebrows: "Xiaofeng, you are so beautiful, have you missed me these days?" ”
Yang Xiaofeng hooked Zhou Xuan's neck with both hands, her eyelashes flashed one after another, her eyes were hazy, and she said in a low voice: "I think, I think about it every day and every night, and I want my son to love me ten thousand times." ”
This is what Zhou Xuan said to Yang Xiaofeng on the eve of leaving Jinling last time, Zhou Xuan laughed: "Well, forever 10,000 times, I can't finish loving it." ”
Yang Xiaofeng's beautiful eyes were full of joy, her face suddenly turned red to the root of her ears, she didn't wear underwear like Qin Que and Sewing Needle, the violet skirt was unconcealed, and she sat with her legs apart like this, and felt that the delicate place had been resisted-
Zhou Xuan smiled, undressed and went to bed, put down the tent, and loved freely.
The clouds and rain dispersed, Zhou Xuan was sweating, grabbed the fan by the pillow and fanned hard, but Yang Xiaofeng didn't care about the heat and sweating, hugged closely, his lips snorted again and again, and he couldn't open his mouth.
Zhou Xuan asked: "Xiaofeng, we are the closest people, can't you say anything to me?" Say-"
Yang Xiaofeng plucked up her courage and said, "Childe, Mrs. Suzhen's belly is so big, she is so beautiful!" ”
Hearing the string song and knowing the elegant meaning, Zhou Xuan laughed: "Does Xiaofeng also want to be so beautiful?" ”
Yang Xiaofeng lay on her stomach, holding her head in her hands, burying her face on the incense pillow, and the pillow towel was crumpled
Zhou Xuan lay on his side, with a smile on his face, and caressed the small waist and round buttocks of the sheep with one hand, the undulating and smooth curves can be composed into a song, so beautiful, the sixteen-year-old Yang Xiaofeng has completed his growth.
Zhou Xuan said: "The sewing needle is already twenty years old, and you are still young, in two years, I will make your belly bigger in two years, haha." ”
The two hugged each other and talked for a while, Zhou Xuan said that when he came back from the Southern Han Dynasty this time, he would take Yang Xiaofeng to Liao to find relatives, although Yang Xiaofeng didn't say anything, but from her keep kissing Zhou Xuan's chest, you can see how happy she is in her heart.
Zhou Xuan also said that after Xiao Zhiruo was born, a family concert would be held, which was different from the last time she celebrated Jingyi's birthday, this time it was mainly musical, and Yang Xiaofeng's dolphin sound and musical instruments could be fully displayed, as well as Rui Chu and Nian Nujiao had to perform, Zhou Xuan's drums now look like they are also present, and they can be used as a member of the family band.
I didn't mention it all night.
On June 23, Zhou Xuan got up early in the morning to bathe, cumin took Xiaodi to the back garden to watch the Sun brothers, Da Luo and Xiao Luo play football, Lin Hanyun was not there, and the women's Keju team had no backbone.
Qin Que and Sewing Needle, the two little wives, were worried about what dress to wear to meet the emperor and queen, and asked their husbands for advice together.
Zhou Xuandao: "The needle wears the pleated skirt of the pregnancy dress I designed, which is elegant and comfortable. ”
The sewing needle said happily: "Okay, I will listen to my husband." ”
Qin Que asked, "Husband, what about me?" ”
Zhou Xuandao: "How about I also wear the cloud summer dress I designed, light colors, the upper body is a corset short suit, and the lower body is a wide culotte, how about it?" ”
Qin Que was a little hesitant: "Husband, how grand it is to meet the emperor and queen, will it be rude to wear such strange clothes?" ”
The sewing needle replied for Zhou Xuan: "No, Sister Qi'er, don't worry, the queen mother likes to dress up the most, didn't the husband say, the queen mother still wears the cheongsam designed by the husband." ”
Zhou Xuan and Qin Que went to visit Abu again, and seeing that his complexion was obviously much better, Qin Que said: "This dose of medicine can be excreted from the body if you take nine patches in a row, and the toxicity can be excreted from the body, but I haven't found the cause, Mr. Abu will pay attention to his diet in the future." ”
Abu said: "The contemptible people understand that the contemptible people's lives were saved by the Hou Ye and his wife, and the contemptible people don't say anything if they don't thank them." ”
Zhou Xuanxin said: "You also have a great grace without saying thank you, this is my usual trick." He said, "Brother Abu, don't just make money, but take care of your family." ”
Abu said yes again and again, with a hint of worry in his expression.
Suddenly, it was reported that Jingxu Palace Feng A had arrived, and Zhou Xuan led Qin Que and Sewing Needle out to greet him.
The middle-aged beautiful woman Feng Ajian came with two palace ladies full of spring breeze, and when she saw the needle, she was overjoyed: "The belly of the needle is so big, when will it give birth?" ”
The sewing needle shyly saluted Feng Ah Jian and replied, "It should be late August." ”
Feng Ah Jian said happily: "Sewing needle, I have agreed with Master Hou, and the child in your belly will recognize me as a stepmother." ”
The needle said: "There is Feng Ajian to take care of it, and the sewing needle can't ask for it, and the ancestor Xiaozhiruo thanks Feng Ajian for it." "And give a salute.
Feng Ajian hurriedly held on and said, "Don't be polite, be careful of the fetal gas - Xiao Zhiruo, ha, the original name has been chosen, this name is very good." ”
Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "Eunuch Feng has worked hard, what are your orders for coming early in the morning?" ”
Feng Ajian said: "The queen mother knows that the two ladies of Hou Yedi have arrived in Beijing, and His Majesty has issued an order to summon them. ”
Qin Que and Sewing Needle said: "Don't dare, don't dare." ”
So he prepared a car to go to Daxing Palace, and another car of gifts to be given to the emperor, empress and princess.