526 as a urinal

When Gao Yingxiang heard this, he turned his head to look at him and asked a little curiously, "When will it run?" ”

"Uncle, don't listen to his nonsense!" Li Zicheng immediately interjected, and said a little angrily, "He ...... today"

"Uncle, you're not done, are you?" Li Guo was a little unhappy when he heard this, and he was a little angry with this uncle who was six years younger than himself, "Can you finish listening to me?" ”

"Okay, you can say it!" When Li Zicheng saw it, he waved his hand and said, "Can I listen to it?" ”

Li Guo glanced at him, didn't speak again, turned his head to look at Gao Yingxiang, opened his mouth and was about to speak, but suddenly found that it was not easy to speak. He can be sure that if he doesn't say this first sentence well, Li Zicheng will probably say again: Look, let's talk nonsense again!

In desperation, he turned his head, looked at Li Zicheng again, and said solemnly: "Uncle, what I want to say is a very important matter, whether you believe it or not, you can listen to it first, okay?" ”

"It's up to you to get it!" Li Zicheng didn't seem to want to argue, so he waved his hand and replied.

So, when Gao Yingxiang was a little impatient, Li Guo turned his head and said, "I'll tell you a secret, I can talk to the emperor directly......"

As soon as he said this, he saw that Gao Yingxiang and Li Zicheng's faces were a little wrong, so he hurriedly raised his voice and said: "I'm not talking nonsense, really, you listen to me, this is a true thing, if it's not true, can I cut off my head and use it as a urinal for you?" ”

After finishing speaking, the scene of being a urinal flashed in his head, and he couldn't help but "puff" again and lightly slapped his mouth.

Hearing him swear like this, Gao Yingxiang and Li Zicheng glanced at each other, although their faces were full of disbelief, but after all, they didn't question him for the first time.

Li Guo said with a gossipy expression: "Do you know why we didn't notice it in advance in Dai County, and then we were defeated? ”

"Why?" Gao Yingxiang was very puzzled by this, and hurriedly asked.

Li Zicheng on the side was also a little curious, and he wanted to hear what this nephew had to say.

At this time, Li Guo was like a person who couldn't pull it out for a long time, and finally said with the pleasure of being able to pull it out happily: "Because of Dingguo, our Li Dingguo of Mizhi County, no, it's Zhang Dingguo, the child who was accepted as a righteous son by Zhang Xianzhong......"

The surname Li is a big surname in Mizhi, although not everyone with the surname Li knows each other, but there is a little bit of news, and they can hear each other. For Li Dingguo, Li Zicheng knows. He couldn't help but interject curiously and asked, "What's the matter with Guan Dingguo?" Oh, by the way, you said Dingguo's surname is Li again? ”

Gao Yingxiang is not from Mizhi, he knows Zhang Xianzhong, but he doesn't know Li Dingguo, he heard it a little inexplicably, and couldn't help asking: "What's the matter?" ”

Li Guo turned his head to look at Li Zicheng and replied, "Yes, the emperor decreed that Dingguo should be changed to the surname Li." ”

"......" Li Zicheng was speechless, thinking in his heart, you make it up, you make it up again, it's really more and more unreliable! The emperor of the Ming Kingdom is high, and he still cares about the surname of a child like Dingguo, and a fool will not believe it!

Gao Yingxiang was a little impatient when he heard this, and when he just wanted to speak, he heard Li Guo sigh with emotion: "This Dingguo is really smoking from the ancestral tomb, and how many good deeds have you done in your previous life to have good luck in this life." You don't know, the emperor let Dingguo choose by himself, but Dingguo, a stupid boy, actually said that he likes to lead the army to fight. Then the emperor asked him to go to King Hongyan to do things first, and when he turned around, he was ready to let him go to the Jingshi Junior Martial Arts Hall to study, and then he wanted to experience the Beijing camp, and the emperor would personally assess ......"

"Stop, stop!" Li Zicheng had to interrupt Li Guo's emotion and said, "Are you dreaming?" Let's talk about the point, what is going on in the battle of Daixian? ”

He really couldn't listen to his nephew's nonsense. I had to interrupt and pull the topic back, ready to listen to how Li Guo explained the battle of Daixian, at least this is my own experience, and I can estimate whether this nephew is talking nonsense!

When Li Guo heard this, he patted his head, remembering that he was going to talk about this from the beginning, and he was told far away by himself. If Li Zicheng said it, it would definitely not be like this, and he couldn't compare to him in this regard: "That's the case, Li Dingguo is also like me, and he has the ability to talk directly to the emperor." Therefore, through him, Zhang Xianzhong and Liu Guoneng were both in direct contact with the emperor......"

"......" Li Zicheng couldn't listen to it anymore, this was too unreliable!

Li paid attention to his expression too early, and when he saw it, he immediately accentuated his tone, raised his voice a little, and said: "Zhang Xianzhong is now a guerrilla general, and he listened to the dispatch of Xue Guoguan Xue Ge in Jindi to ask those squires for food to settle our captured brothers and disaster victims; Liu Guoneng is even luckier, he is already a general! ”

Gao Yingxiang's eyes widened when he heard this, and he recalled in his mind that Zhang Xianzhong and Liu Guoneng were not from similar backgrounds to himself! Now that they are all generals of the imperial court, this suddenly gave him hope, and no matter how outrageous these words were, he couldn't help but confirm with a little surprise: "Really? ”

Li Guo nodded, but when he saw Li Zicheng's expression of disbelief, he looked at him and said, "Uncle, didn't you see it that night, the camp of Zhang Xianzhong and Liu Guoneng was abnormally ......."

Hearing him remind him again, Li Zicheng remembered the events of that night and couldn't help but nod. From this point of view, it is really the only way to explain it in this way that can make sense of the big defeat that night!

Thinking of this, when he thought that Liu Guoneng was a general, he couldn't help but feel hot in his heart. You must know that before Li Zicheng became a thief, he was just a servant at the post station. Except for being able to eat with a mouthful of food, there is nothing, including dignity. But if it's a general in the imperial court, not to mention a general, it's okay to be a guerrilla, then if you go back to Mizhi, hehe......

Li Guo saw Li Zicheng nodding, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and then said: "The emperor said that as long as we can make contributions, the emperor can not only pardon what we did before, but also be as ...... as Zhang Xianzhong and Liu Guoneng as the two of them."

"Really?" Gao Yingxiang couldn't help but get closer to Li Guo, opened his two bull's eyes, and confirmed happily again, "You said that we can also be generals of the imperial court?" ”

I have to say that the leaders of the thieves at this time, except for a few people, most of them rebelled out of necessity. After all, for that time, rebellion was to eat with your head in your hands, and to do it for a day and not a day.

At that time, not only them, but also those officials in the imperial court who read a lot and had a wide range of knowledge, no one would think that the Ming Dynasty would perish in just over ten years.

Therefore, the official position of the imperial court is very attractive to the leader of the thieves who are born in the lower ranks.