Seven years of Xiande, the first month. Kaifeng City.

A group of black, thin men, bare-chested, wrapped the rope of thumb thickness around their waists, and then passed over their skinny shoulders, shouting loudly in unison, and dragged the behemoth of the river with great difficulty.

Generally, people in the first month of the year do not have land to plant, and they are all at home in the winter, thinking about whether to pull two feet of flower cloth and make new clothes for the child, or to buy a big buttocks to relieve the hunger of the whole family.

But these slender men don't have such a good life, there is little precipitation in winter, and sometimes the river will freeze, and it just so happens that this year is a busy time for Cao Yun, and they can't rest for a moment when they work.

It's good to be busy, you have money to make when you're busy, people in troubled times don't have a happy life, and working hard to earn a bite to eat and fill the stomach of the whole family is happiness.

Earrings~

A gong sounded, but it was two people, one big and one small, standing in the middle of this group of coolies, singing and talking in harmony.

The small one looks like it's four feet tall, and it looks like it's only six or seven years old, and the older one looks like he's about twenty years old, and it's three or four points similar in physiognomy.

The coolies around him were not surprised by the father and son, and it was obvious that the father and son had been here for a day or two, talking about a new thing called cross talk, and seeing them beat the gong, those who were tired and paralyzed and had nothing to do came here.

The little one spoke first: "Everyone, my father and son have just arrived in Guibao Land, and many people still don't know us, so let me introduce you." ”

Dadao: "You tell me." ”

"The relationship between the two of us is not ordinary."

"Right"

"We are a father and son"

"Yes, I'm Daddy."

The little one turned his head and looked at his father with a smile on his face and said, "I didn't fight with you." ”

He said angrily: "Is there any contention about this?" As he spoke, he took off his shoes as if he was going to hit him.

Everyone knew that the two of them were having fun, but many people laughed, especially when they saw that this little boy was obviously a little big, but he looked like a little adult, very cute.

The little one continued, "Straight to the point. ”

"Yes, you can say it well, don't make trouble."

"I, my name is Sun Yue, and I ask you to take care of me in the future."

"Yes."

"The one standing next to me is my father, his name is Sun Xiaoyue."

Poof~, speaking of which, the surrounding audience has already laughed, how have these people heard cross talk, they can laugh a little bit of baggage, this kid is really skinny, whose family is ranked upside down.

Sure enough, the big one was anxious when he heard it, and picked up the soles of his shoes and pumped his ass.

…………

Naturally, there is no cross talk in the Northern Song Dynasty, so these two people, one big and one small, are naturally traversers.

The little one is really called Sun Yue, originally a promising young man in the 21st century, just graduated from the 985 famous brand master's degree this year, has a great future and a brilliant life has not had time to enjoy it, driving a new car from the company to pick up his father for a ride, and suddenly was hit by a big truck a thousand years ago.

Others all have gold fingers when they cross, some bring Gatling, some become emperors, some simply bring a big warehouse, and the stinky and shameless one directly brings a system or something, he is good, he comes empty-handed, not to mention, but also brings a father.

Dear Daddy.

The truck also hit his own father, Sun Chunming.

I don't know what scientific principles were used to achieve this crossing, anyway, when the two of them opened their eyes, they both seemed to be in their twenties, and their father became a young man in his twenties, and he himself became a child of six or seven years old.

There is no golden finger, and it is just that, I finally crossed over to the Song Dynasty, which was the most popular among travelers, but this time was slightly advanced, seven years after Zhou Xiande.

This year, Zhao Kuangyin is still the captain of the school, the people of the whole country are still giving Chai Rong Dai filial piety, there are Northern Han and Khitan in the north, and there are Southern Tang and Houshu in the south.

Such a chaotic tail, it is already a big thing to be alive, what to talk about, what to talk about wealth and glory, sweet dreams can only be done for half a day before being woken up hungry, no matter what to do in the future, you have to run for a bite of food first.

Fortunately, in this year, there was a shortage of soldiers, and there was no way to guide them, and the displaced people from all over the country came to Kaifeng City to find a way to live, but no one cared about the two of them.

When they first came, the two of them didn't talk about cross talk, their father had been mixed in the system for a lifetime, although he didn't make much money for a lifetime, but his face was for a lifetime, and the money could be sent away, but the thin dough of the two or two couldn't be broken.

As a result, he couldn't stand it after working with a group of homeless people for three days, how can a modern person with fine skin and tender meat do this job, not to mention the blood all over his body, the key is that the melons and dates he earned are really not enough to spend.

It just so happened that the two of them were cross talk lovers in their last life, and as soon as they combined, they did this.

Not to mention, don't look at these coolies who are tired to death and can't make a lot of money, but most people will reward one or two copper plates as long as they listen to music, and the income at the end of the day is okay, at least better than pulling a boat.

It's like a modern person, you have to find pirated copies to read books, let alone give rewards.

After saying the last two paragraphs, the small cloth pockets under the feet of the two of them already contained a lot of copper plates, and they knew that the consumption power of these coolies had almost bottomed out, so they hastily closed their mouths, picked up their wallets and went to the next place where there were more people.

In the New Year's month, they are all happy, and they may have a little spare money on hand, it is the best time to say cross talk, and both of them know that the good days are not a few days, and they must hurry up to earn money, and they dare not rest for a moment.

Because just yesterday, in order to resist the Khitan army, Zhao Kuangyin had led the army north in front of the palace to fight the Khitan, calculate the time, and almost tonight you will be able to get to Chenqiaoyi, well, what will happen next, you will know a little bit of history.

After walking for a while, seeing a man carrying a burden and selling dates, Sun Yue couldn't help but swallow his saliva, the two of them set up the stage, Sun Yue is teasing Sun Chunming is teasing, saying that after a morning, Sun Chunming can still stand up, but Sun Yue has long been dry.

This peddler is also sharp-eyed, and when he saw Sun Yue's expression, he knew that there was a business coming to the door, so he came over and said, "Big brother, the child's mouth is peeling, can you quench the child's thirst with a handful of dates?" ”

Sun Chunming was a little hesitant, there were no vegetable greenhouses in the Song Dynasty, and even the dates in the winter were expensive to death.

However, Sun Chunming gritted his teeth and said, "How to sell it." ”

Sun Yue turned around and said, "Forget it, Dad, just pass by Aunt Li's house and ask for a bowl of water to drink." ”

"Alas, your father and I are useless, and we can afford to buy a few winter dates to eat. The two of us have also eaten half a month's rough grain, and we have a sweet meal of smooth intestines, and we will talk about a big deal tomorrow. ”

The jujube seller smiled and said: "Big brother, you are really sensible, this jujube has a big three wen and a small two wen, do you want a big one or a small one." ”

Sun Yue hurriedly said: "I want a big one, a big one is sweeter, and I will catch twenty big ones." ”

"Okay."

"Don't don't, I still want a small one, give me thirty small ones, I want to be sweet, I don't want the ones with insect eyes."

"No problem."

Sun Yue gave Sun Chunming to eat first, and after Sun Chunming ate two, he said that he didn't like to eat it, so he didn't eat it, but Sun Yue ate five or six in one go, and he couldn't bear the rest, so he put it in a small pocket on his chest and was about to leave.

"Hey, you haven't paid yet."

"Give what money."

"Winter date money!"

"The winter dates are what I gave in exchange for the big dates."

"You didn't give any money for the jujube."

"We didn't eat jujubes, what kind of money to give."

Ha?

The jujube seller was also stunned, and he couldn't figure out what was going on for a while.

But Sun Chunming smiled and said: "Don't mind, our father and son are talking about cross talk, that is, poor mouths, oh, this is jujube money, I have time to listen to our father talk about cross talk." ”

The jujube seller didn't come to eat Bawang jujubes, but he was also happy: "Okay, I've heard people say for a long time, a father and son came here and said that something called cross talk is very interesting, and I haven't met it when I have always wanted to see it, it turns out to be the two of you." ”

Sun Yue smiled and said: "Uncle, in two days, we will buy a shop to talk about cross talk, and you can find us at any time then." ”

"Yo? Paving, that's amazing. ”

"Oh, look at that, the biggest old Cao's baked cake on the street this time, our grandfather and I will buy this shop tomorrow."

Selling jujube smiled secretly in his heart, but he didn't say anything, thinking to himself, the old Cao's baked cake is the largest and best shop on this street, not to mention that it is impossible for people to sell, even if they are willing to sell, don't do this at all if they don't have a hundred and eighty guan, the two of them said that the cross talk didn't take long in total, and he believed it if he wanted to make a little money, but it would be a bit fantastical to say that one hundred and eighty runs.