Chapter 199: Please Start Your Performance

Mo Xiaochuan felt that he had encountered a liar.

And it's the kind of old charlatan who looks sanctimonious.

It's not at the same level as Wang Banxian.

Stupid just talked there for a long time, saying that this exorcism ritual was very dangerous, and that he was not sure, but at the end of the day, you just took root and the needle was over?

Well, Mo Xiaochuan admits that in terms of visual effects, this so-called exorcism ritual still looks good, but your thing is too concise and clear!

Where is the danger?

Why didn't I see that!

No, to be more precise, I didn't even understand that this exorcism was unsuccessful!

If you want to say that it failed, it seems that the stupidity just now did take out a drop of black blood from the brain of Shopkeeper Chen.

But if you want to say that it is successful, why is Shopkeeper Chen still unconscious?

Also drink plenty of hot water......

Drink your grandma's legs!

However, at this time, the stupidity seemed to have completed a big project, pretending to reach out and wipe the head that was not sweating at all, and the old god nodded on the ground, and then said to the old dirt: "Okay, the matter is done, this makes me tired, but as the saying goes, saving people's lives is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, and I can be regarded as accumulating merit for our mountains and seas, Brother Tu, go, find a place to take a bath?"

"Pickled meat or vegetarian?"

"What do you say?"

The two looked at each other with winks and eyebrows, and at the same time let out a prodigal laugh: "Hahahaha......"

As the saying goes, there are fewer than a thousand cups of wine for a confidant, and there are many waists in the bathing center, and among the four most iron-clad relationships in the legend, there is no such thing as a prostitution, which should probably be the warmest moment since the old filthy came to Qingshui Street.

However, such a beautiful and warm scene was interrupted by Mo Xiaochuan.

"What's that, old Wenna......"

"Huh?" Stupidly turned his head, raised a pair of big thick eyebrows, and said: "The verdict makes the adults want to go with the same thing? Okay, good, people, you always have to learn to grow up! It's not me who blows, we have been on the battlefield here for a long time, and in the entire mountain city, there is no bathing center that I Li Wen doesn't know! What I took you to today is definitely the best service in the entire mountain city, the most beautiful girl, and the background is also the most powerful, and I am not afraid of being investigated at all! Of course, even if I am investigated, it is not a big deal, I am in the anti-pornography and anti-illegal group... ...”

Mo Xiaochuan waved his hand with a painful face: "I didn't mean this, I mean, is Shopkeeper Chen okay now?"

Stupid for a moment: "Yes, didn't you see the drop of black blood just now? It was condensed by the evil qi that invaded the body of the turtle senior, and I have forced it all out of the body, so now the condition of the turtle senior will not deteriorate anymore, just lie down for a few more days, drink more hot water after waking up, and it will soon be better." ”

"What about the wounds to his heart and brain......

"Ah......" Foolish suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, yes, I almost forgot about this stubble......!" But it's going to be a bit more troublesome, if it's not ......."

At this time, Mo Xiaochuan was completely immune to the stupid and alarmist words, and he felt that the reason why this thing said so much was completely for the sake of the number of words, uh, no, it was completely out of his words!

It's uncomfortable not to talk about it at length!

So he simply waved his hand neatly: "Rule!"

The rest of the stupid words were completely suffocated in his mouth, and he felt his eyes suffocate twice, and the two mustaches on his lips trembled even more.

After a while, the fool finally calmed down the depression in his heart, and then nodded and said: "That's good, but this time I have to ask you to stay a little farther away, otherwise I won't be able to show it, as the saying goes, how big the stage is, how big the heart is, and what I am about to show you next is my family heirloom ......."

As soon as he was halfway through the words, he saw that Mo Xiaochuan had already walked out of the ward without looking back, and even took Xiao Dou and Boss Li to withdraw quickly.

Xiao Dou kept muttering in his mouth: "Grind and grind, chatter, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law......, mother-in-law

It feels like you're participating in an idiom contest.

Seeing that the audience in the audience was left with such a good brother as Lao Dirt, he couldn't help but cry, and sure enough, the brothers who went to the bathing center together were reliable!

The devil knows how much Lao Dirt sacrificed for the dream of bathing center......

The next moment, Silly also decided not to hide his secrets anymore, and immediately took a deep breath, and then jumped up around the hospital bed of Shopkeeper Chen.

"Ah......h After waking up, there is candy to eat, and the sun shines on the buttocks...... Ah......h Wake up quickly, Sister Moon is smiling at you......"

Mo Xiaochuan and the others outside the door were completely stupid.

Is this the legendary ......

Jumping gods?

Silly dancing aside, the key is the lyrics he sang......

This Nima was written by an elementary school student!

What the hell!

Can this thing help Shopkeeper Chen heal his injuries?

Can you wake up Shopkeeper Chen from his coma?

Let's cheat!

Xiao Doutie had a blue face, looking like he wanted to vomit and stopped, and he slowed down for a long time before he said: "I think this product must be a charlatan." ”

Mo Xiaochuan nodded approvingly.

Xiao Dou said again: "Why is the sun the father-in-law and the moon the sister-in-law? ”

Mo Xiaochuan was stupid.

Is this a matter of seniority?

You're a pea shooter, and your logic is quite rigorous!

But the direction of your complaint is completely wrong!

You're a bean!

Boss Li on the side commented: "In all fairness, he still sings better than Pu Lao." ”

This is a big truth.

But why does Mo Xiaochuan always feel that he is mixed in with a group of neuropaths?

After watching the stupid fool dance in the ward for a full ten minutes, the singing finally faded away, and Mo Xiaochuan walked in and found that this time the fool was really sweating.

"Success...... Is it there?"

Silly nodded, panting and said: "I'm really tired, I can't just take on this kind of work in the future, it seems that I will have to call a few girls to replenish my vitality later." ”

Obviously, there are fewer silly words when he is tired of jumping, which is of course a good thing for Mo Xiaochuan.

But the problem is that the shopkeeper Chen is ......

Mo Xiaochuan turned his head to look at the shopkeeper Chen on the hospital bed, and found that the other party's face was still as pale as ever, and he couldn't see any change at all, and he couldn't help but be disappointed by this stupid performance.

However, at this time, a light cough suddenly reached Mo Xiaochuan's ears.

Looking back again, Shopkeeper Chen had opened his eyes weakly, and he woke up.