Chapter 39: The Banquet Fights of Wit
Tian Jian looked at Yun Yue defiantly, and seeing that Yun Yue still looked indifferent, he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed in his heart. At this time, he was still here as an uncle, and asked with a gloomy face: "Yunhou, now Yao Suo has lifted the stone lion." I don't know if Yunhou can give a lesson! ”
A sweaty Yun family guard ran into the hall and handed a sack of things to Zheng Bin. The two of them took out some round things in the sack, stepped on Yunyue's desk and flew straight up to the beam. At this time, even Tian Jian couldn't help but shout "good".
The two of them hung the round things on the thick beams and columns, and Zheng Bin also used a thick rope to lift the round things. Finally hanging down, the two iron eagle sharps behind Wang Jian took the rope and tied the stone lion with five flowers.
Not only Tian Jian was inexplicable, but even Tian Rong and Princess Zhang Jia were at a loss. I don't know, what the hell is Yun Yue doing.
Everything was done, Yun Yue stood up. He stretched his arms vigorously to loosen his muscles and bones, and said to everyone: "It's just a stone lion, although I can't carry this thing." It's still okay to lift it. Everyone, take your looks! ”
After Yun Yue finished speaking, she pulled the rope hanging from Zheng Bin with one hand. The simple hoisting pulley block has long been used by the Yun family to load and unload trucks. The grooms were all skillful, and Yun Yue pulled the stone lion off the ground with one arm. After a few kicks, he pulled up more than one person high, and Yun Yue held the stone lion in one hand and dragged the rope in the other. With a Dong Cunrui-style style, Tian Jian's jaw was about to fall when he saw it. That's fine......
"You cheat!" Yao Suo was about to step forward with a loud shout, but before his words could land. A feathered arrow had already flown past his head, and with a "bang" it was nailed to the pillar. Yao Suo had an extra furrow in his head. Reveal the white scalp inside. The group of black-clothed men were all amazed by the tower's archery skills. No one dared to step forward.
Yun Yue let go. The stone lion smashed to the ground. Princess Zhang Jia's face twitched, and the pit she had just smashed out was even deeper. It is estimated that it will cost a lot of money to repair this maple floor.
"You didn't say you weren't allowed to use tools! Big man, don't stare at you. Lao Tzu is a marquis, and you are a commoner. Even if Lao Tzu slaps you twice in public now, your master will not blame me. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, is that so? ”
Tian Jian was so angry that his head smoked, nobles are nobles, no matter what country they are. There will be aristocratic decency. If Yun Yue really wanted to slap Yao Suo twice, Tian Jian really couldn't say anything. Of course, Yun Yue wouldn't do that, if he did. Tian Jian went to beat Shao Si Ming, and maybe he was cut in two on the spot. Then everyone will not live!
"Hahaha! Yun Hou really deserves to be the great Qin Zhi general, and I heard that Yun Hou is a master of arithmetic. once defeated Kui Xu, a good player of the Yin and Yang family in Handan, and the student is not only a small achievement in arithmetic. It's just that I don't know if Yunhou can teach me! The white-faced scholar stood up and bowed his hand to Yun Yue. Obviously, Wu can't do it this time.
"I don't know Mr. Gao's name, Yun Yue's undefeated nameless people." Yun Yue pouted and was arrogant to the extreme, Lao Tzu also graduated from a bachelor's degree. You're a Sengoku person. I didn't even memorize the ninety-nine multiplication table, so I challenged Lao Tzu to a math problem? Lao Tzu uttered Goldbach's conjecture. You don't blow up your brains yet. Yun Yue felt that she had a reason to despise this guy.
"It's good to say, in the lower Confucian Peiji." The white-faced scholar also looked at Yun Yue proudly, and the ancient well Wubo in his eyes was really self-contained.
Confucianist! It was not surprising that Yun Yue had met a real Confucian disciple for the first time in the Warring States period. Confucius's hometown is the land of Qilu, the birthplace of Confucian culture, and it would be strange if a few Confucian students did not emerge.
Confucius said that a gentleman has six arts, etiquette, music, archery, royalty, calligraphy, and art! It seems that this person named Peiji must be a Confucian genius. I just don't know if Xunzi is powerful or he is powerful.
"Confucianism! I heard from my family, Mr. Li Si, that the Confucian great sage is respected as Xunzi, and now he lives in the Jixia School Palace. Since Mr. Peiji said that he was Confucian, I don't know if he could introduce Yun Yue to meet him. "Xunzi, a very important figure in Confucianism after Confucius and Mencius. Such a character is worth meeting Yun Yue!
"The tutor is getting older, and he rarely sees customers. However, when a wise man like Yunhou visits, he must have seen the family teacher in person. Seeing that Yun Yue mentioned his own teacher, Pei Ji spoke much more solemnly. Confucianism is the most respectful etiquette, and at this time, you must not be laughed at by this rural marquis.
"Well, since Mr. wants to discuss arithmetic with Yun Yue. Please draw the next way, and Yun Yue will follow. Yun Yue didn't ask Li Si about it, and it is estimated that Li Si is a day student here in Xunzi. It is very likely that he is still a young man who has dropped out of school, and there is also a difference between lineage and miscellaneous cards here in Xunzi. Li Si is a miscellaneous brand, and this one in front of him is the real lineage. is also a student of Xunzi, the gap is huge. If this Peiji arrived in Xianyang, Lu Buwei would definitely treat him as a guest, how could he be like Li Si and treat him as an ordinary guest.
"Can Yunhou know that there are three strands, four and five?" Pei Ji's face was proud, this is the secret of the master. It is the supreme method of calculation in the world, and even if you want to come to this country leopard, you won't know it. If it weren't for Yun Yue's revealing a pulley stunt today, he would definitely not have taken out his master's secret questioning.
Yun Yue was a little stunned, there was the Pythagorean theorem in the Warring States Period? Isn't this scientific, isn't it unique to the Han Dynasty? It seems that Zhao Shuang is also a deceitful and famous, and he is not shallow.
Seeing Yun Yue's eyes rolling wildly, she looked thoughtful. Pei Ji is determined in his heart, the secret skills of Confucian masters, how can it be compared to a wild road in the mountains who doesn't know who to learn for a few years!
Tian Jian also had a look on his face when he saw Yun Yue, and when it came to learning, who in the world could be the right of the school palace. A marquis from the wild land of the Qin State may be a little clever, but when it comes to learning, it takes many generations of knowledge accumulation, and it is definitely not something that a little cleverness can make up for.
"I didn't expect Yun Hou to know this subtle arithmetic, hey......" Pei Ji was about to laugh at Yun Yue, but Yun Yue, who didn't want to be silent for a long time, spoke.
"Hook three strands, four Xuan five, measure the mountain Yin to know the height of the mountain. It's rare that you also understand this kind of knowledge, it's really rare. ”
"Uh...... How do you know the Pythagorean theorem. This is the secret of the Jixia School Palace, you ...... You...... You! Pei Ji pointed at Yun Yue's head and shook his hand and was speechless.
"This is the secret of your Confucianism? It's a joke, and only you can keep this thing a secret. Learning is to help the world. You are a learned person, don't be tainted with the fireworks of the world. Do your research and don't drill sand in the sludge. ”
Tian Jian's face immediately changed, and he was drilling sand in the sludge. Is Lao Tzu sludge or sand, is it really planted in the hands of this Yunyue today?
"Yunhou's words are wrong! People go to higher places, and water flows to lower places. As long as people will chase their dreams, there are so many truths in the world, and some need to ask their own hearts. A thought of conscience is the true temperament, and only then can it live in vain in the world. ”
The old man who had not spoken all this time spoke, and Yun Yue was suddenly shocked. Don't ask about the world, just ask your heart, Wang Yangming's doctrine Warring States will be there? Or was his old man pirated in the Ming Dynasty? Yun Yue fell into the chaos of time and space for a while, and she didn't know which school this old gentleman belonged to.
"Dare to ask the old man's surname, please forgive Yun Yue's clumsiness!" Such a master wanted to ask for advice, Yun Yue hurriedly bowed down and saluted.
"Huh! Name, thirty years ago the old man had forgotten the name. They called me the old man, but the old man remembered his surname Huang. You just call the old man Huang Shigong! The old man suddenly opened his eyes, and those eyes were as sharp as an eagle.
Huangshi Gong ...... Huang Shigong, who taught Taigong the art of war to Zhang Liang? Yun Yue's eyes widened, she didn't expect to see the legendary figure here. It's very similar to asking, the Taigong Art of War is still there. Is that to teach people to confront the two armies, or is it a Warring States deception of 300 tricks?
Putting some paste on your face and boron ash on your hair is considered disfigurement? It's obviously a guy about forty years old, but he pretends to be able to fool people. The most annoying thing is the age spots on your face, how much you spend a little money, and you make a fool of things with a bunch of fried sesame seeds. Don't you think it's a bit of an insult to Lao Tzu's IQ?
You still opened your mouth and shut up and forgot your name thirty years ago, did you have a name thirty years ago? I'm still afraid to say it, the ancestral tomb will make people scold and crack. Your acting skills, it is estimated that the last Spring Festival Gala should not be a problem. Teacher Fan Wei will definitely be able to fool you on the stretcher.
"The old gentleman said that people go to high places, but it's hard to say where the kid goes. But the water doesn't have to go down. ”
"Oh, that's weird. Can Yunhou still make the water flow to a high place? ”
"Not only can I make the water flow high, but I can also make the iron float on the water without sinking. Let Jin fly into the sky and not fall. Dare to ask Huang Shigong, do you have the ability? ”
Yun Yue's words came out, and the entire hall was quiet as if no one was there. Can iron float on water? Can gold fly to the sky? Even though we are theists, you can't pretend to be a fairy here. Everyone's eyes looked at Yun Yue in disbelief, as if they had seen an alien monster.
After a long time, Huang Shigong began to laugh first. Then Tian Jian also laughed, and then Peiji, Yao Suo and those big men in black. They all clutched their stomachs and laughed wildly, and several of them almost rolled on the ground. Even Tian Rong and Princess Zhang Jia's faces were a little ugly, and what Yun Yue said was simply too appalling.
"What? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince doesn't believe it? ”
"Hahaha! Hahaha! What Yunhou said is indeed unbelievable. If you believe Yunhou's statement, a cow can also make Yunhou blow into the sky. ”
"Your Royal Highness Princess, do you have any gold on you?" Yun Yue stretched out her hand to Zhang Jia beside her.
Zhang Jia immediately took out a melon seed, and the yellow and clear look was gold, not Mengren's brass.
"How about making a bet with His Royal Highness the Crown Prince?" (To be continued.) )