Volume 5 The Absurd Southern Han Thirty-three and Four Idiot Eyes

Rowed about five or six miles to the north, it was already very close to the island, but the southern end of the island was full of cliffs, and it was impossible to land at all, Zhou Xuan and the four of them drove the boat to the south for half a circle, the island shore on the east side was relatively flat, the boat slowly approached the shore, the four of them were smiling, drifting on the sea for a day and two nights, and finally being able to set foot on solid land, this feeling of ecstasy was difficult for non-sufferers to experience. (Eye to the book)

  Zhou Xuan jumped on the shore of the island, accustomed to the swaying boat, but he was not used to the immobile ground, so he walked staggeringly, simply sat down on the ground, and laughed loudly.

  The last of the four idiots went ashore, hugged a big stone and pressed a cable on the boat, so as not to drift away, although they went to the island, they could not be said to have been rescued, and they had to rely on this small broken boat to leave the island.

  Lin Ji said: "The county prince is here to rest for a while, and go to the island to see, if there are people living in it, it is the best, even if there is none, you should find a water source, this island is very densely wooded, it is impossible to run out of water." He bowed down and walked towards the northwest with a single knife.

  The four idiots shook their sore arms and said, "Master, I'll come when I go." ”

  Zhou Xuan thought that the four idiots were going to be convenient, so he laughed, thinking that it was really difficult for the fourth child!

  After a long while, Zhou Xuan didn't see the four idiots coming back, Zhou Xuan stood up and looked in the direction where the four idiots were going, but there was no one in sight, so he shouted: "Fourth-fourth-"

  The four idiots replied dozens of feet away: "Master, what's the matter?" ”

  Zhou Xuan asked, "Aren't you okay?" ”

  The four idiots wondered: "What's good? I'm looking for herbs. ”

  When Zhou Xuan heard this, it turned out that he was looking for herbs, so he walked over there.

  The Snow Pig Prince is now following Zhou Xuan closely, and when he saw Zhou Xuan stepping forward. Hurry up and keep up.

  Under the starlight, at the edge of the woods, the four idiots squatted on the ground to carefully identify each grass, he was already thin, but now he looked more like a child.

  Zhou Xuan walked over and squatted beside the four idiots and asked, "What kind of herb is it?" I'll look for it too. ”

  The Snow Pig Prince said flatteringly: "This shopkeeper is also looking for it." ”

  The four idiots said: "The big arrow root, also known as oxtail grass, is two feet high from the ground. The rhizome has four edges, which is relatively pure, and will not scrape the hands, and it will be used to treat its leaves and cure knife wounds. ”

  The three of them carefully looked for the "big arrow root" on the slope grass, the snow pig prince and Zhou Xuan were inseparable, Zhou Xuan had found a place, and he also pretended to look at it.

  Zhou Xuan said impatiently: "Fat Liu." If you are looking for herbs, you have to spread them out and find them, and you are still looking for a fart where I have been looking, stay away from me! ”

  Zhou Xuan is now becoming more and more rude to this prince of the Southern Han Dynasty, calling him Liu Fatzi, but the Snow Pig Prince is not angry at all. was scolded by Zhou Xuanyi, and his fat body moved farther away, and after a while, he posted it again.

  The four idiots slowly searched into the woods, and finally found the "big arrow root grass" under a green oak tree. Daiki: "Master." Got it! ”

  Zhou Xuan ran over, and the four idiots were picking the blades of grass with big arrow roots one by one, each leaf was two or three inches long, covered with white fluff, and heard Lin Ji shouting from a distance: "The county duke-the county duke-the lowly duty has found water!" ”

  Zhou Xuan responded, and Lin Ji quickly ran over, leading Zhou Xuan and the three of them to the west of the island, about a few hundred steps. The trees are sparse. A small stone pond appeared in front, half an acre in size. The wild flowers and grass on the shore are secretly fragrant, and it is really a good place.

  Zhou Xuan went down to the edge of the pool, scooped up water and drank freely, the long drought was in the rain, the chapped lips, the smoking throat, and the burning stomach were moistened one by one, no matter how beautiful the wine in the world was, it could not compare to the clear pool water.

  The four idiots have rich experience in surviving in the wild, and said: "Master, don't drink too much at once, it's easy to have diarrhea." ”

  Zhou Xuan said "um", lay down on the grass by the pool, bent his pillow, and said: "I just kept this pool of water and drank it slowly, at sea, when I was thirsty, I fantasized many times, if there is a spring water in front of me, I will drink it in one go, and now my dream has come true." ”

  After drinking a few sips of water, the four idiots took out the big arrow root leaves from the animal skin pouch, washed them, found a suitable stone, smashed the leaves, and put a large green lump in his hand, came over to put Zhou Xuan on the wound, and said: "The big arrow root leaves have the effect of stopping bleeding and relieving pain, and removing saprophytic muscle, which is very effective." ”

  Zhou Xuan felt the wound cool for a while, and said with a smile: "Fourth, you are still a good doctor, you can enter the medical department." ”

  The four idiots said: "How can I compare with Mrs. Que'er - don't move, I have to find a strip of cloth to bandage you." "Tear off the placket of the robe, let Zhou Xuan wrap his right side, bandage it from the armpit to the shoulder blade, and tie it firmly.

  Zhou Xuan smiled and asked: "Fourth, if you threw a hook to catch me on the boat, you weren't afraid of grabbing the back of my head, then half a life would go, if you don't die, you will be crippled, and if you are not crippled, you will be stupid." ”

  The four idiots laughed: "I didn't care so much at the time, I just thought about pulling you on the boat, and the owner has always had good luck, and this time is no exception." ”

  After dressing Zhou Xuan's injury, the four idiots picked up their left sleeves, and under the faint starlight, they saw a four-inch-long wound on the elbow of his left arm, and the blood marks were like them.

  Zhou Xuan hurriedly asked: "Why are you injured too, fourth?" ”

  The four idiots said lightly: "I was injured by the Southern Han warriors who robbed the ship, and I was in chaos and defenseless. As he spoke, he applied the remaining herbs and bandaged them with strips of cloth, but because he only had one hand, he had to cooperate with his mouth, which was quite inconvenient.

  Zhou Xuan said: "I'll help you-" Tear off one end of the strip of cloth from the mouth of the four idiots, and then quickly bandage him, tie a slipknot, and when he raised his eyes, he was looking at the four idiots, but when he saw two points of light, like water and stars, he said casually: "Fourth, have you grown up with the third child since childhood?" ”

  The four idiots immediately became alert and said, "Why is the master asking this?" I didn't ask the owner before last August, so as not to cause trouble to the master. ”

  Zhou Xuan smiled and stopped asking.

  The four of them rested on the edge of the pool, and the sea drifting was really hard, and they all fell asleep after a while.

  Zhou Xuan was extremely hungry, and returned to the Xinzhou County Mansion in Xiangluanfang in his sleep, and the mansion was holding a feast and feasting guests and friends, as if it was for Xiao Zhi Ruoqing Three Dynasties, and the dishes on that table were all cooked according to the recipes designed by Zhou Xuan. Really Zhoufu's dishes, everything is Zhou Xuan's favorite food, but every week when Zhou Xuan wants to stretch out his chopsticks to pick up vegetables, there is a person to disturb, holding Zhou Xuan's hand to prevent Zhou Xuan from picking vegetables, this person has white skin like snow, fat head and big ears, it is the snow pig prince, Zhou Xuan is very angry. yelled: "Fourth, fourth, drag this pig out and slaughter it for me!" ”

  "Master-master-"

  The voice of the four idiots sounded in his ears, Zhou Xuan woke up, only to find that the Snow Pig Prince had come to his side at some point, holding him tightly in his arms with one right hand, no wonder he couldn't hold the vegetables in his dream!

  Zhou Xuan withdrew his hand and sat up. Seeing that the sky was bright, the four idiots half squatted and half knelt beside him, and said in a low voice: "Master, there is another boat on the island, I don't know where it is?" ”

  Zhou Xuan stood up suddenly: "Go and see." Maybe they're coming for us. ”

  Lin Ji also woke up, and the three of them walked towards the eastern end of the island, and the Snow Pig Prince was still asleep.

  The three of them walked through the woods and looked towards the sea, only to see a three-zhang wooden boat parked on the shore. Several people were getting off the boat.

  Four idiots are sharp-eyed. He whispered: "Ah, it's the people on the Shunji!" ”

  They all thought that there were only four of them left in the more than 500 people of the "Shunji Treasure Boat", but they didn't expect that there were still people who escaped, no matter what, Zhou Xuan was still very happy in his heart, and he was about to go out to say hello, but he didn't move. Asked: "Fourth." Who is the place of origin, and is there a place of knowledge? ”

  The four idiots are staring carefully. said: "Chen Yanshou is here, and the black-robed big nose, the Southern Han Dynasty Imperial Doctor is also there, and the other few don't know, they are all samurai, a total of eight people, I don't know if there are any people in the boat?" ”

  Chen Yanshou and the others escaped from the four-wheeled wooden boat that Zhou Xuan went to the "Shunji" the evening before yesterday, this kind of boat is very fast, but now it has been destroyed by the wind and waves, it is more dilapidated than Zhou Xuan's boat, and it is a miracle that it can float here.

  Chen Yanshou and the others sat on the shore to rest, because it was not yet dark, so they did not find the small boat nearby.

  I only heard the imperial doctor say: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince must have been buried at the bottom of the sea, how can I return to China to recover my life?" ”

  Everyone in the Southern Han Dynasty was silent, and they all knew in their hearts Liu Jixing's cruelty, Liu Shousu was dead, and they would not be able to escape death when they went back, but they were afraid that they would die even worse.

  Suddenly, a shrill voice said, "What are you thinking about! How could His Royal Highness the Crown Prince die, and who saw His Highness's body? ”

  Everyone was stunned, and they all looked at Chen Yanshou, who was speaking.

  Chen Yanshou continued: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is the heir of the Jade Emperor, how can he die? His Royal Highness was greeted by the Jade Emperor to the Heavenly Palace. ”

  Everyone suddenly realized, gossiped and agreed, adding flowers and grass to say that when His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was greeted to the sky, but when he heard the fairy music fluttering, the strange fragrance was fragrant, the sky was full of auspicious clouds, the fish and dragon danced, countless heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals greeted him, and there were countless rare birds and beasts, which opened their eyes, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince happily rode the crane to the sky and clouds.

  The black-robed man with the big nose asked, "If Your Majesty asks where the others have gone?" Why are there only eight people left, how can we respond? ”

  Chen Yanshou seemed very wise, and he couldn't ask him, so he asked: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince ascended to heaven, don't you want people to serve?" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince ascended to heaven, doesn't anyone need someone to report to his father? ”

  Everyone is enlightened again, yes, yes, those people have followed His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to ascend to heaven, and I and the other eight people are staying to report the news.

  The big-nosed black-robed man thought it was funny when he thought about it, stood up and picked up a stone and threw it into the sea, laughing and scolding: "***, they all go to heaven to enjoy happiness, leaving us to suffer, what the way of the world!" ”

  Several Southern Han people were in a good mood for the rest of their lives, and they didn't dare to laugh, so they covered their mouths and laughed.

  Zhou Xuan and the three of them were in the woods, and they also covered their mouths and smiled, this Southern Han monarch is really a group of living treasures, Liu Jixing is really so good at fooling?

  Zhou Xuan was about to walk out of ^H and tell Chen Yanshou that they didn't have to worry about making up the Snow Pig Prince's ascension to heaven, but suddenly saw Chen Yanshou and the black-robed big nose move together, knocking down five people in the blink of an eye, only one warrior was not weak in kung fu, blocking Chen Yanshou's fatal blow, he was shocked and angry, and asked: "Chen Yanshou, what do you want to do?" ”

  Chen Yanshou and the black-robed big nose looked at each other and smiled, and said gloomily: "You don't need so many people to report the news, it's enough to have two of us, there are many people, and it's not easy to leak the news, right?" ”

  The warrior cursed, knowing that he was no match for the two great masters of the Falcon Gate, so he turned around and ran, wanting to run into the woods, so that he would have a better chance of surviving.

  The black-robed big nose snorted angrily, as if the sword fairy had a sword, and spit out two golden lights, which were the secret weapon of the Falcon Gate-Copper Pill.

  The warrior was not weak, his body fell down, two copper pills missed, he straightened up and ran again, and a shaku-wu iron rod flew in a whistling manner, hitting him on the back of the head, and immediately fell to the ground.

  The black-robed big nose strode up, afraid that the warrior was not dead, so he made up for the samurai's heart, returned the knife into the sheath, and said with a smile: "Okay, it's all settled, Senior Brother Chen, when we return to Xingwangfu, the position of the inner master will be none other than Senior Brother Chen." ”

  Chen Yanshou walked over and picked up the iron rod, carefully wiped it clean, this iron rod was his treasure, and said, "It depends on the meaning of the door owner." ”

  The black-robed big nose said: "Senior Brother Gong is dead, the inner master is naturally Senior Brother Chen's, and the junior brother will definitely fully support Senior Brother Chen." ”

  Chen Yanshou nodded and said: "Fei Qing, if I become an inner master, your benefits are indispensable, you have not purified your body, and you will be happy." ”

  Fei Qing said: "The little brother has nothing else to do, just lustful, but the master of the Falcon Gate has to be purified, can Senior Brother Chen ask the door master for me to ask for a favor and let the little brother take a three-year reprieve?" ”

  Chen Yanshou said: "This should be fine, you can enjoy it for the past three years." ”

  Fei Qingdao: "It's a pity that Lin Ning is missing, it's a pity!" ”

  Chen Yanshou said: "Don't think about her, throw these corpses into the sea first, and tomorrow we will leave here and return to China by land from Wuyue." ”

  The four idiots whispered in Zhou Xuan's ear: "This Fei Qing is my third sister-in-law's senior brother." ”

  Zhou Xuan nodded and said: "Chen Yanshou is really vicious, let's quietly retreat, don't let them find out, don't fight with him for the time being, and find an opportunity to get rid of them." ”

  At this time, the mournful cry of the Snow Pig Prince suddenly sounded in the depths of the woods: "Zhou Keguan-Zhou Marriage Envoy, where have you been?" ”

  (Eye to the book)