Chapter 7: Senior Brother Remember to Change His Pants
"Cui Da is in charge," Zhao Yun cautiously said to Cui Biao, who was about to fall into a state of madness, "I don't know if this thing can be exchanged for the lives of me and my master."
"Uh" Cui Biao heard this, his smile gradually disappeared, and he paused slightly, "Okay, but the cottage is not mine alone, it is still my brothers, even if I can agree, but my brothers... Cui Biao pretended to look at Zhao Yun with an embarrassed face, and his tone eased slightly.
"I don't know what else the boss wants, please just ask," Zhao Yun bowed and made an obedient expression.
"Why don't you take your master up to the mountain and make a compressed biscuit in front of us, and let my brothers see if they can overcome your mistakes, brothers?" Cui Biao looked around the audience.
"That's right, you just want to exchange this piece of compressed biscuit, and your master and apprentice don't take us seriously, you have to make it in front of us to make me wait," shouted one of the more clever bandits below. Cui Biao glanced at the bandit with a rewarded look, and then looked at everyone, "Do you think so too?"
"I'm afraid that when the compressed biscuits are made, it will be when the master and I die, but..."Zhao Yun muttered secretly in his heart, and said with an embarrassed expression on his face, "Isn't it okay that the master will teach you the formula?"
"Do I need to tell you what I do?" Cui Biao didn't dare to take the formula and go to Tao Qian to ask for credit, in case it was fake, a few heads would not be enough to cut off.
Zhao Yun said in panic, "I don't know what the big boss knows, my master is timid, he actually let me go up the mountain alone, and now he is still waiting for news at home, and he is not under the mountain at the moment" After speaking, he looked at Cui Biao and added in a low voice: "Why don't you go with me?" ”
"Well, it's okay, I'm not afraid that your kid will slip away" Cui Biao thought for a moment, and then said to everyone, "Leave Xiaoliu's team to watch the cottage, and the others will follow me, I want to see who this person is, sacred" After speaking, he strode towards the school field, and Zhao Yun bowed behind and followed out of the lobby together.
On the other side, Xiao Yuan and Tong Yuan went up the mountain when Zhao Yun went to the Tiger Village, and went to the place where Xiao Yuan collected medicine yesterday, when they saw Xiao Yuan holding a withered flower that looked like a trumpet, Tong Yuan couldn't help but ask: "This is the secret weapon you said?" ”
"That's right, master, you just take a look," after speaking, he showed a flower in his hand in front of Tong Yuan's eyes, "Master, we mainly want the seeds of this morning glory, yesterday when I was picking medicine here, I found that there is a morning glory here, let's divide it into two ends and try to get as many as possible."
"Morning glory? The name is also fresh," he didn't ask anything more, nodded his head to show that he understood, and then went to the other side to collect seeds.
After a while, Xiao Yuan carried a small handful of seeds with a cloth and Tong Yuan went down the mountain and returned home, mashed and ground into powder and put it in his pocket.
"Oh, big boss, why bother you to come in person, I should go to visit you" Tong Yuan trotted up and said.
"Don't talk nonsense, I look good at your objects, but my brother can't die in vain, and he always has to give an explanation to the other brothers" Cui Biao turned over and dismounted as he spoke, and Zhao Yun saw on the side and immediately ran under his horse to help Cui Biao, like a little eunuch.
"This Zhao Yun didn't expect that he still had the potential to be a traitor, I don't know if I would be heartbroken if I let those fan girls in later generations know, hehe" Xiao Yuan muttered in a low voice in the distance, Zhao Yun helped Cui Biao get off the horse, and turned his head to Tong Yuan, "Master, the big boss will spare us if you let you make compressed cookies again in front of everyone, don't hurry up and don't let the big boss wait for a long time" and turned his head to Cui Biao and said, "Hehe, boss, I'm right"
"This kid is not very old, but he is clever, and it is not bad to stay by his side as an errand runner in the future" Cui Biao thought in his heart, and nodded quietly on his face,
Tong Yuan's face changed greatly when he heard this, and he yelled at Zhao Yun, "You scoundrel, I am your master, and you actually talk to me like this."
"Master? Hmph, I'm a guy who has a body of martial arts but is as timid as a mouse, you can't catch up with one of the toes of the big boss, you see how majestic the boss is" Zhao Yun said with a disdainful face, "Don't hurry up and prepare, let the boss wait for a long time and you look good"
Tong Yuan stood motionless, Cui Biao thought that Tong Yuan had discovered his intention to squeeze the last trace of their value, and he snorted politely, and the warning was clearly revealed. Tong Yuan trembled, and walked towards the courtyard with a shudder, and the group followed closely.
In the courtyard, a huge field had been created by the bandits, Tong Yuan stood in the middle, and Xiao Yuan stood beside Tong Yuan preparing to make compressed biscuits. Cui Biao looked at Zhao Yun in surprise as if asking, "That's my little junior brother, my master likes him, it is estimated that he is his illegitimate son" Zhao Yun said. Cui Biao sneered, and didn't think too much about it, after all, he looked like he was only five or six years old, and he couldn't make any big waves, just a matter of one more knife after a while.
Xiao Yuan stood beside Tong Yuan and made a move, and his hand always quietly touched the corner of his clothes when the surrounding bandits were not paying attention, where Xiao Yuan had cut a small opening.
Just when the bandits were about to get impatient, the compressed biscuits were made, Xiao Yuan held a plate of biscuits, and put them in front of Cui Biao step by step, and then turned around and ran back behind Tong Yuan, causing everyone to laugh, and one or two bandits also whistled and pointed at Xiao Yuan and said, "Boy, no pee, don't you need to find your mother to change a diaper for you, haha"
Cui Biao looked at the biscuit he had just made and didn't move immediately, Zhao Yun didn't wait for Cui Biao to speak, and directly grabbed a biscuit in front of Cui Biao and took out a biscuit on the plate and bit it, and said vaguely, "I'm just a little hungry, who is going to get me some water, choking me to death" For a while, when he watched Zhao Yun finish eating the whole piece, and there was no abnormality on the side, Cui Biao finally put his mind at ease and picked up a piece in front of him and tasted it slowly, The surrounding bandits saw that their eldest brother had eaten and was not to be outdone, and they took out a piece from the plate, and ate it with water, and they didn't eat early in the morning because of Cui Biao's summons, and here they watched Tong Yuan and Xiao Yuan eat for a long time, and their stomachs were already protesting at this time.
"Master, get ready to do it" Xiao Yuan whispered to Tong Yuan, these words were like a life-urging talisman, and as soon as he said it, he heard a 'oops', and a bandit fell to the ground holding his stomach.
The sound of the bandit falling to the ground continued to sound, Tong Yuan kicked into the ground to the place where the spear had been buried in advance, picked up the spear and shouted 'Drink', and then the gun came out like a dragon and pierced the chest of the nearby fallen bandit, Xiao Yuan was much more despicable, and when he saw the bandit who was still struggling to fight back with a knife, he aimed at people's knee joints and eyes and passed with a stone, although he couldn't kill people, but the spear that came later was not vegetarian.
Now the yard is really a terrible word.
"The sound of farts is turning upside down, the stomach is roaring, the blood is spreading, it is a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood" The bandits who have died have already been scorched yellow under their crotch because they have no nerve control, this smell.
"Cui Da is in charge, you're the only one, let's say, what are your last words" Xiao Yuan looked down at Cui Biao, who was already rolling on the ground, and said expressionlessly.
"Let me go, please, oops, please" Cui Biao cried out in pain on the ground and begged for mercy.
"Be a brute in the next life, come and pay back your sins in this life" After saying that, Xiao Yuan didn't bother to talk nonsense and wiped the knife he picked up on the ground and wiped Cui Biao's throat.
On the other side, Tong Yuan looked at Xiao Yuan and ended Cui Biao's life without even blinking his eyes, and didn't say anything, just thought in his heart, "It seems that I want to get to know me well," and then looked at Zhao Yun and walked over to him.
"Master, don't go" Xiao Yuan hurriedly said when he saw Tong Yuan walking to leave, and then looked at Zhao Yun with a playful face, "Senior brother, why don't you hurry up and go to the thatched house to squat for half an hour" Zhao Yun obviously did not ease up in the killing just now, as soon as he heard this, he immediately reacted and couldn't hold back, and ran to the thatched toilet like a wind, and at the same time, a sentence sounded behind him that made him blush.
"Senior brother, remember to change your pants"