Chapter 37: Lori and the Dog
The two chatted all the way, learning about what Chen Linger learned in the academy, most of which were poems, songs, rites, music and folk customs, and went back alone after sending Chen Linger to the academy.
Looking at these groups of students, Han Xiaofeng was very envious in his heart. Once upon a time, I was also such a group skipping class to surf the Internet, play ball, and chat with the long-legged beauties in front of me, but this time really can't go back.
Han Xiaofeng was not in a hurry to go back, but deliberately detoured to Qifeng Garden, the women's dormitory, and looked east and west, there are many beauties in the university, and the women here are not the old-fashioned women in the countryside who are waiting for words, most of them have to open these. There are groups of three or five talking about the handsome senior brother, the talented son, the young master who abandoned the sister, everything, and the topic of gossip is no different from that of modern girls.
Han Xiaofeng's bold behavior is no different from the appearance of giant pandas in the wild, but Han Xiaofeng himself is also handsome, with a slender figure, and after training, he is even more upright, and his skin is a little healthy wheat, which has brought a lot of impact to the hearts of those rich ladies who are used to seeing white-faced children. attracted the onlookers of these flowery girls, twittering and pointing. The young master of another family is lucky enough to come in, which one is not squinting, and this person can't wait to grow an extra pair of eyes.
Han Xiaofeng's face is also thick-skinned, you refer to yours, I look at mine. When he was about to walk out of the gate of Qifeng Garden, two blonde and blue-eyed foreign beauties suddenly appeared, wearing lace long skirts, showing their tall figures. This is really shocking to myself, you say that the two Indian black girls or people from other nearby bordering countries are also reasonable, but whether it is Britain, France or Spain, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is 108,000 miles away from here, is this navigation technology so developed?
Han Xiaofeng is also English level 8, although his spoken language is a little lame, but he is still very confident in Datang more than a thousand years ago. Cheekily shouted in English, "Hello, two beautiful ladies, it's a pleasure to meet you." ”
Sophia and Lucia are members of the British royal family, and adventurers have heard that there is a beautiful and rich country in the east, thousands of miles away. The two were attracted by the fairytale-like stories of adventurers, and came thousands of miles to the Tang Dynasty in the East to worship His Majesty here, so that they had the opportunity to come in and study, and due to the language barrier, neither of them had friends. Suddenly heard that there was a handsome guy from the Tang Dynasty who could speak English, and the two of them covered their mouths and were so surprised.
Sophia covered her mouth and said excitedly, "This handsome gentleman, how can you know our language, it's really surprising." ”
As soon as Han Xiaofeng heard that it was English, he knew that if it was Spanish, he could only say that he had failed to pretend to be forced. Then he said unashamedly, "I have met your adventure team on the beach before, I am the smartest genius in Datang, and I can learn from them." ”
Lucia became even more excited when she heard this, and said, "Really? I've been here for more than a year, and I haven't learned a few words of Tang Chinese, can you teach us? ”
Of course, Han Xiaofeng agreed, who doesn't like dealing with blonde beauties every day, in the past, the female foreign students in the academy were all unattainable swans, and only those rich and handsome were qualified to approach.
Sophia asked, "The smartest gentleman in the Tang Dynasty, what's your name, can we be friends?" ”
Han Xiaofeng replied with a smile, "Aren't we already friends?" My name is my darling."
After speaking, Han Xiaofeng took the hands of the two beauties as a British gentleman, bent down and kissed the backs of their hands. This made the two beauties in a foreign country very happy, and they felt like they had met their old acquaintances in a foreign country. After Sophia and Lucia introduced themselves, they both made a facet salute with Han Xiaofeng, which made the women around them blush, and scolded the shameless vixen in their hearts.
Just when Han Xiaofeng was triumphant, he suddenly felt that the air was suddenly quiet, a little like a man's back, and when he turned his head, he was so frightened that his jaw almost fell to the ground. I saw a beautiful Lori in a red dress, twelve or thirteen years old, with big eyes, watery and shining, and her lips were very cute. But it's not so cute to lead two vicious dogs towards you, why don't you just soak a girl and see the beauty, is it necessary to engage in such a big battle?
The girl in the red dress smiled and said, "Stinky rascal, look where you are running." ”
The two huskies spit out their big scarlet tongues and screamed, and Sophia and Lucia were so frightened that they turned around and ran away when they saw the two big dogs. The girls who were still pointing just now also scattered as birds and beasts han xiaofeng was a little flustered the second monk was puzzled what is the situation ah this is.
"This girl, I just accidentally got lost, do we have something to say?" Han Xiaofeng said in a low voice, try not to provoke these two stupid dogs, if you face the two big men, maybe you can still fight, but in the face of these two goods, you can only admit it, and your legs and feet are weak in fright.
Lori in the red dress laughed and said, "I don't know how many times I've heard such an excuse, and it's too unoriginal." After speaking, he let go of the dog's chain and gave the order: "Hmph, the second general will listen to the order and bite him, you stinky rascal." ”
As soon as Han Xiaofeng saw that the momentum was not right, he ran wildly, and there was a hint at the door before entering Qifeng Garden: The man stopped and was not allowed to enter. I thought it was no different from when I was in college, but I didn't care about being sour by the aunt in charge of the dormitory, who knew that it would be so dangerous inside.
Han Xiaofeng is explosive, but if he wants to compete with these four retired dogs, it is really the birthday boy who hanged himself to death, and several times he felt that the dog's breath was about to spray onto his buttocks. It's hateful that Lori in the red dress who can't stop laughing in the back, and keeps shouting, "Bite his ass, bite his ass." ”
Not long after Han Xiaofeng ran out of Qifeng Garden, he felt pain in his back wound, it seemed that the wound was torn, and it was not a way to continue running, even if he was Bolt, he couldn't run this sled dog. However, I heard that this sled dog has a docile temperament, and I hope it is true.
Han Xiaofeng no longer ran away, but turned around and swept the two dogs to the ground with a sweeping leg. He also fell on all fours like Ouyang Feng practicing toad skills, and he didn't care about any face, and he learned the fierce and vicious bark of the second general like a dog. Hum Ha Er will turn over and make a gesture to pounce, but when he heard this wild scream, he hesitated a little, and he didn't dare to pounce again, and his mouth made a low sound of whining. Han Xiaofeng saw that it was effective, so he reached out to touch the heads of the two dogs, and resisted a little, so he took out the jerky prepared on his body to lure. Hey, don't say it's really good, immediately docile, and really let Han Xiaofeng tame it.
Lori in the red dress came panting, and what she saw was not the picture of this hooligan being bitten and crying for his mother, but his own humming and well-behaved in front of this person, sticking out his tongue and looking flattering. When even angry said, "Hmph, bite him, bite him." ”
The two dogs are still savoring the taste of jerky, where can they take care of their master. Lori saw that her dog actually ignored her, and asked, "Stinky rascal, what did you do to my second general." ”
Han Xiaofeng looked at the loli who was murdering the dog, and shouted angrily, "You arrogant girl, it's reasonable to commit murder with a dog." ”
Xiao Lori obviously didn't expect Han Xiaofeng to dare to talk back, which of those young masters in the past was not governed by the second general Hum Ha and knelt down to beg for mercy, this situation was encountered for the first time. However, he still said with great momentum, "I am the chief nurse of Qifeng Yuan, and it is my duty to punish you hooligans, where did you come from being arrogant." ”
Hey, this girl is really good, it's not called arrogant. Han Xiaofeng was really angry, and said, "If you enter this place, you have to be bitten alive by a dog?" You little girl indiscriminately asked for someone else's life, is there any king in this Tang Dynasty. ”
Little Lori was speechless for a while, not knowing how to answer. was so angry that his face was red and his chest was undulating, and he didn't care so much when he was arrogant, and he would be punched and kicked when he rushed up.
Han Xiaofeng is not meat on the chopping board, let you slaughter. grabbed Lori's feet and pulled them naked, and Lori lost control and fell to the ground. Although Han Xiaofeng was angry, he didn't want her to hit the ground first like Sister Lin, so he took advantage of the situation to support her waist. But he didn't let her go easily, and gave her two slaps on the buttocks, which made a crackling sound.
Where has little Lori suffered such a big loss, she felt aggrieved, and her tears fell down with sobbing. Han Xiaofeng is not a perverted loli lover, and when he saw the little girl crying sadly, he didn't do anything more, helped her up and said, "You are murdering, you know?" What to do if you bite someone. “
Little Lori rubbed her red eyes and sobbed and said, "I... I. The second general has never bitten anyone, just to scare and scare others, they are not as fierce as you. Thinking about being spanked just now, my heart was even more aggrieved and shy.
Han Xiaofeng thought to himself, no wonder these two fools could be easily subdued by themselves, they didn't bite either, they didn't have any ferocity. But I really laughed at this girl, scolding me or praising me. Han Xiaofeng asked, "If you commit murder here, no one will care about you, aren't you afraid that you will be beaten by your father and mother when you go home?" “
Little Lori's face was gloomy, and she said leisurely, "My father is usually very busy, so he doesn't have time to take care of me, and my mother is gone." Qi Fengyuan's sisters didn't want to play with me, so they all played alone. ”
Alas, this girl is also a poor child, no wonder her character is so rebellious. Han Xiaofeng understands this mood very well, he was similar when he was a child, his parents were busy earning money to support the family, and his grandmother took him when he was a child. Childhood without the company of parents, always lonely, imperfect, and mutilated.
Han Xiaofeng asked, "Little girl, what's your name, my brother will play with you in the future, don't let the dog scare people anymore, how about it?" “
Little Lori was very happy when she heard this, and said, "My name is Li Fengyuan." After speaking, he lowered his head and hesitated for a while, before Chu Chu said pitifully: "It's okay to play with me, but you have to promise me not to spank me again." “
"Hahaha... Okay, okay, I promise you won't spank you anymore. Han Xiaofeng said with a laugh. This girl has just been scared of being beaten, it seems that my fart skills are still very good.