"Uncle Guo is here."

"Oh, and the right servant and Lu Guogong."

In a moment of agitation, three old men appeared in the north alley, surrounded by many plainclothes guards.

Two of them are the eldest grandson Wuji, Cheng Biting Jin, and one is a few years younger than the eldest grandson Wuji, less than sixty, blue Confucian shirt, thick beard behind the lips, looking very energetic, sharp eyes, like a sword, there is an aura of not being angry and arrogant, this person is the current right servant Chu Suiliang.

This plastic surgery is very luxurious, among them, the eldest grandson Wuji and Chu Suiliang are still auxiliary ministers, and Cheng Yanjin is also the founding hero, the oldest generation in the Tang Army, all of whom are highly respected.

"The younger generation (grass people) see Uncle Guo (Lu Guogong)."

The crowd saluted them.

"I can't imagine so many people!"

Chu Suiliang couldn't help but be surprised when he looked at the crowd of people.

This Chu Suiliang is a direct minister similar to Wei Zheng, that is, he specializes in admonishment, and there is a very famous idiom, which is because of him, but most people must not think of it, this idiom is - little bird depends on people.

The original words are: Yu Suiliang is a little longer in knowledge, and his sex is also strong, and he writes loyalty, and he is very close to me, such as birds and people, and he loves himself.

Who would have thought that this little bird was originally used to describe a man.

Cheng Biting Jin said with a grin: "I called you to come and take a look, you prefer to have that bit of face, isn't this still coming." ”

Chu Suiliang said angrily: "I'm not better than you, I'm so old, if I run to such a place of fireworks every day, I'm afraid it will make people laugh off their big teeth." ”

This is obviously a satire of Cheng Biting Jin, because Cheng Biting Jin is older than him.

After all, he came from a direct minister, and he spoke with a bit of sharpness.

Cheng Yanjin is not a loser. Said: "Anyway, it's the head of the auxiliary machine, what am I afraid of." ”

The eldest grandson Wuji glared at Cheng Yanjin and said, "You old horseman." ”

Cheng Yanjin preemptively said: "There are three old horsemen here, who are you talking about?" ”

Seeing that there were many people around him looking at them, Eldest Sun Wuji waved his hand and said, "Forget it, forget it, I'm too lazy to fight with you." ”

Chu Suiliang smiled and said: "Anyway, you have been fighting for more than 20 years. I don't care about today. ”

As they spoke, the three of them came to the front of the group.

The eldest grandson, Cui Jijian, Wang Xuandao, Zheng Shanxing, Yuan Liehu, and a group of princelings also came out of the tea shop and saluted the three old men one by one.

The eldest grandson Wuji didn't talk to them either, after all, there were so many people here, and it wasn't a place to talk, so they asked them to do what they wanted, and they went to various shops to take a look.

"The villain sees Uncle Guo, Right Servant Shot, and Lu Guogong."

When they came to the shop of fried chestnuts, the shopkeeper hurriedly saluted the three of them, and their legs trembled. He didn't expect to see such a big man in his lifetime.

The eldest grandson Wuji, Chu Suiliang, and Cheng Yanjin stood by the stove and looked around the big iron pot.

"This pot is really a novelty!"

Chu Suiliang said with a little curiosity.

In fact, during the Northern Wei Dynasty, the concept of stir-frying had already germinated, but it had not yet formed a pot for stir-frying vegetables like later generations, so they were very interested in this iron pot.

Cheng Yanjin asked, "Shopkeeper, did you make this pot?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "If you go back to Lu Guogong, this pot is not made by Xiaomin." It was invented by Brother Han of Fengfeilou. ”

"Han Ye?"

"Exactly."

Cheng Biting Jin snorted: "This kid is really interesting." ”

As he spoke, he directly stretched out his old hand and grabbed two chestnuts from the pot, which were actually very hot. Guy because his old hands were full of calluses, so he didn't feel very hot, and when he slapped his hands, the shell immediately shattered, and he nodded and praised while eating: "Not bad, not bad." The taste of this sugar-fried chestnut is really good. ”

The shopkeeper is also an old trader, so he hurriedly offered the already fried chestnuts to the eldest grandson Wuji and Chu Suiliang.

But don't let the eldest grandson Wuji speak, the entourage on the side will pay the money, today's officials are really not so down-and-out as to grab food from the people, and today's officials are all nobles. The aristocracy has not been short of money since childhood, so in the early Tang Dynasty, there was very little corruption.

After the two of them ate, they both nodded slightly.

Chu Suiliang said: "Auxiliary machine, do you say that the kid surnamed Han can really create a more practical plow?" ”

Cheng Biting Jin sighed, "What's so strange about this, think that at the beginning, a small farmer faced tens of thousands of enemies, and he was in danger, and laid out an empty city plan to scare off the enemy, you don't feel any surprise, and now a farmer has created a more advanced plow, but you are suspicious, and it is really strange." ”

"I agree with what the old man said."

The eldest grandson Wuji nodded, and said: "From ancient times to the present, everything is progressing, and my Tang Dynasty's plow is far better than the Northern Wei Dynasty's plow. I don't think that kid is untargeted, since he dares to say this, it must be his reason. ”

The tone is very bland.

Chu Suiliang looked a little embarrassed, a farmer fighting, you turn a blind eye, now get a plow out, but deeply suspicious, this is indeed very strange, glanced at Cheng Biting Jin, and said: "I hope you don't want us to go in vain." ”

After a while, after three gongs and drums, five doors opened at the same time, and this time everyone did not dare to rush into the door, after all, three old hooligans were here, who dared to mess around.

The eldest grandson Wuji and they were not hypocritical, and they took the lead in walking in, the princelings standing here are all their juniors, and it is a matter of course for the younger generation to let the elders go first, and the eldest grandson Yan does not dare to walk in front of the eldest grandson Wuji, because it is impossible. However, Changsun Yan had already asked people to line up, but no one noticed this, because it didn't matter.

After the three of them entered, the rest of the people entered the arena one after another.

Soon, Feng Feilou was crowded with people, and this time he really couldn't even insert the needle, because there were too many expectations today.

Now everyone understands the rules, as soon as they enter the door, they look at the board in front of the stage, this look, there is no legendary sketch, only "White Life and Death Love".

A nobleman's son stopped a fellow and asked, "Aren't you going to perform a skit today?" ”

The guy replied, "I did it yesterday." ”

"But we haven't seen it!"

"W-I don't know."

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It turned out that yesterday these noble children heard that Fengfei Tower was opened. But they are all reserved and disdainful, and now there is a drama in Huayue Building, why should I go there, so those who came yesterday were all children from poor families. But I didn't expect that Feng Feilou not only launched a drama that can laugh at the dead yesterday, but also mentioned an advanced plow in "White Life and Death Love".

This was a big surprise to them. I can't regret it in my heart.

No, the is coming.

What everyone said yesterday was so funny, they could laugh to death, they came to this sketch today, and now that they heard that they won't act, they can't help but be disappointed, so they shouted and let Han Yi come out.

"Hehe, you bastards. Last time I was so arrogant in Fengyue Tower, I know it's wrong now. ”

Han Yi hid in the background, looking at the situation in front of him, he didn't panic at all, but laughed happily.

But Liu E, who was beside him, was not in the mood, and urged: "Brother Han, go up quickly, these people are not easy to mess with." And it is said that Uncle Guo and their uncles are also here. ”

"No hurry, no hurry."

Han Yi waved his hand and said, "Wait a little longer." Wait. ”

Liu E said in a daze: "I said Brother Han, why are you doing this, obviously you are ready." ”

"Oops!"

Han Yi hurriedly made a silent gesture and said in a low voice: "I said Sister Liu, why don't you even understand this point, why Huayue Lou Na Yizhen was able to become an Oiran." And that's not all. If I told everyone early in the morning that I would do it again today, then when everyone goes back, it just means that this skit is very good. But now it's different. After they go back, if others ask, they will definitely say, this sketch is amazing, even those noble children are clamoring to see it, and even the uncle of the country is vying to see it, this is called hype, understand? ”

I'm showing you and you're competing to see it, these are two concepts.

Liu E nodded as if she didn't understand, "I understand." But then he added, "But don't go too far, for if you cause public outrage, it will be worth the loss." ”

"No, no."

Han Yi shook his head and said: "Uncle Guo is here, whoever dares to make trouble, they will also shout, let them call for a while, digest and digest, otherwise the stomach will always be full, and it will be difficult for us to do this business." ”

Liu E saw Han Yi's playful expression, and knew that he was such a character, and it was useless to persuade him, so she simply didn't say anything.

After a while, those noble children saw that Han Yi still didn't appear, and began to threaten the bartenders of Fengfeilou, those bartenders were embarrassed, they explained above, they had to resist it, and they didn't know if they asked three questions, but the people here were not easy to mess with, and they couldn't stand it soon.

Han Yi saw that it was almost the same, and when he wiped his face, the happy expression on his face suddenly disappeared, and was replaced by a solemn expression, after all, it was a liar, and on this face, you can see any expression you want.

"Han Yi, you kid is finally willing to come out."

As soon as everyone saw Han Yi, they hated it so much.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just went to the thatched house, I didn't know that such a big thing happened in this time, I'm really sorry."

Han Yi was sweating profusely, and he arched his hands again and again, as if he really wanted to come out of the thatched house just now.

Liu E, who was backstage, saw it, and muttered in her heart, did she have Han Yi's Tao before, this person really didn't blink when he lied.

A boy said: "Don't talk nonsense, why is there no sketch today?" ”

Han Yi said with a look of grievance: "I thought everyone had seen it yesterday, but I wouldn't want to see it today, so there was no arrangement." ”

"They've seen it, but we haven't seen it yet."

"Even if you have done it, you can do it again."

"We've seen it and want to watch it again."

Everyone coaxed and clamored to watch the sketch.

Everyone was anxious on their faces, but Han Yi was happy in his heart, look, look, of course I will show it to you, if I don't show it to you, how popular is my sketch.

It's just very simple marketing.

After a while, Han Yicai gestured to let everyone calm down first, and then said with a touched face: "I really can't imagine that you love this sketch so much." ”

After a pause, he continued: "Since you love this sketch so much, then no matter what, you must meet your needs, please be calm and go backstage to arrange it now." ”

With that, he went backstage.

"Insect carving skills."

Cui Jijian upstairs snorted disdainfully when he saw all this.

Zheng Shanxing smiled and said: "Brother Cui, you can see it, it doesn't mean that this is a small skill of carving insects, if this happens in Huayue Tower, I don't think Cao Fake Mother will do this." ”

Cui Jijian narrowed his eyes and didn't make a sound.

Wang Xuandao said: "It is precisely because of these details that Feng Feilou has achieved this success. ”

Eldest Sun Yan nodded slightly, but did not express any opinion

After a while, Han Yi came to the stage again and said with a smile: "Everyone, it has been arranged below, and after a while, everyone will be able to appreciate this little fat." However, it should be stated in advance that when watching the sketch, remember not to eat, because the sketch is purely for everyone to bring joy, but if you eat while laughing, it is likely to cause the food to get stuck in the esophagus or trachea, which is very dangerous, please be careful as much as possible. I've already said what I need to say, and if any accidents happen, the shop won't be responsible. ”

After saying this, the notice was raised, and the responsibility was passed away.

Those who have seen it understand that those who have not seen it think that you are exaggerating.

"Sensationalism!"

Yuan Liehu looked disdainful and said, "Eating something will kill people, I don't believe it." ”

Zheng Shanxing said: "There was indeed an accident yesterday, but I saw it with my own eyes. ”

Yuan Liehu said: "That's because he has a small mouth, did he eat alone at the time, why was he stuck, watching dramas has to be interesting while eating." ”

Zheng Shanxing saw that he was so good, and he didn't bother to say anything.

Chu Suiliang, who was watching on stage, was also a little surprised, "Is this sketch really so funny?" ”

Cheng Yanjin said: "I heard that the two bastards in my family said that yesterday someone was really laughing and was stuck by the chestnut and almost died, but fortunately, Han Yi helped him take out the chestnut in time." ”

Eldest Sun Wuji nodded and said, "I've heard about this too." ”

"Really?" Chu Suiliang said suspiciously: "I want to take a good look at this." ”

After a long while, the red cloth was finally slowly pulled up, and everyone sat up straight and looked at the stage expectantly, as if this was the only expectation in their lives.

Du Zuhua and Xu Youyou were the first to appear.

On this stage, there was thunderous applause, and many people were already laughing.

"Big flicker, big flicker!"

This was not shouted by Xu Youyou, but by the audience below.

Almost half of them didn't come yesterday, and they were confused when they heard all this applause and laughter, and no one spoke to such a funny thing.

But soon they understood that the conversation between Du Zuhua and Xu Youyou caused bursts of laughter at the beginning.

Then came to Chubby's appearance, which was even more incredible, Chubby hadn't said a word yet, just with one face, it caused a burst of laughter, and many people were slapping their thighs, as if they were shooting someone else's, and the roots couldn't stop.

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