Chapter 483: Drunk
Chapter 483: Drunk
So, Lu Song's father and son left the large army outside the house, and quietly ordered his subordinates to surround Sun Dan's mansion, only his father and son and the four hundred households of Jinyi Wei walked proudly towards Sun Dan's hall.
Sun Dan is not the first time Lu Bing has come here, everything is very familiar. Speaking of Lu Bing, according to Sun Dan, he is: a good person.
is kind and affectionate, if it weren't for his special relationship with the emperor, he would be a person worthy of association.
In fact, Sun Dan has a good personal relationship with him, and in the Lu family's money village, the Sun family and the Lu family have a relationship of interest. Today's Lu Bing is one of the richest people in the world, and Sun Dan also has a share of the credit.
Lu Song also understands this, and he doesn't want to turn his face with Sun Dan.
Therefore, after entering the hall, Lu Song didn't speak, just sat on the guest seat and waited, allowing Han Yue to talk to Lu Bing and the other four. He is not in a hurry, anyway, the people in Beiya have already surrounded the Sun family, and he is not afraid that Sun Dan will fly out with wings. The emperor only said that Sun Dan was arrested and imprisoned in the Beiya Imperial Prison, and there was no time set, and Lu Song was not in a hurry, and even thought that when he saw Sun Dan later, he could also give him a little time to let Sun Dan pack up some personal belongings and say goodbye to his family. Everyone is their own person and has a close relationship, so there is no need to turn the other cheek over this kind of thing.
Even if he enters the North Prison, it does not mean that Sun Dan is so unlucky that he can't turn over. A few years ago, the prisoners in the prison were suddenly reinstated, and after they were released from prison, there were many people in high positions
At this point, his son Lu Bing has done better than himself and can see it clearly.
This kid...... In the future, my achievements will be much higher than mine.
Thinking of his son's sleekness in life, Lu Song was greatly relieved.
The four hundred households who came in with Lu Song and Lu Bing were all former colleagues of Han Yue, and they also had contacts with each other on weekdays, and they often drank and played money together. Moreover, these four people have also received a lot of benefits from Han Yue. When we met today, they were very affectionate, and they all chatted with smiles.
Han Yue and the four of them are not in high positions, they belong to the lower class in the officialdom of the capital, and the things they talk about are not elegant, in fact, there are many hearsay secrets. Lu Song was in a high position, and these things were naturally unheard of, and he actually heard about it.
Before I knew it, half an hour had passed. Lu Song only felt that his mouth was dry, and he took a sip of the teacup, but found that the tea in the cup was cold, so he was surprised: Why did this Sun Dan take a bath for so long, could it be that he was doing something? This guy is very clever, but he can't be guarded against.
Thinking of this, Lu Song was anxious, and he pestled the teacup a few times, and his face was not good.
Hearing the sound of the "jingle" teacup, everyone who was talking quieted down, and at the same time turned their heads to look at Lu Song.
"What do you command?" Han Yue hurriedly stood up and asked with a smile.
"What is this Sun Dan doing, and he hasn't come out for so long?" Lu Song had a calm face: "Does it take so long to take a bath?" Even if it's a cow to bathe, it's time to finish washing? ”
Lu Song spoke very politely, and when he saw that he was about to have a seizure, Lu Bing hurriedly handed his father a color, and said to Han Yue with a pleasant face: "Han Yue, why don't you go and urge?" ”
"Yes, yes, the villain will go and see." Han Yue nodded, and then turned around and walked towards the inner house.
As soon as he left, everyone in the hall waited for another pot of tea, and Han Yue finally returned.
He spread his hands, his face full of anxiety: "Lord Lu, I'm afraid that you will have to wait a little longer." ”
Lu Song finally broke out and stood up suddenly: "Sun Dan is such a big shelf, let's tell you honestly, Lu Song received the holy order today, let me ask him to go to Beiya for questioning." Shengming is hard to disobey, if he is grinding, I will directly lead the troops to rush in and arrest him. When the time comes, don't blame me for being rude. ”
Han Yue was not afraid, arched her arch, and said politely: "Lord Lu, it's not my lord who takes the shelf, it's really ...... It's really ......" Suddenly, he whispered with a depressed face: "It's really my lord who is a little embarrassed if he comes out now." ”
Lu Song was about to have a seizure, but Lu Bing asked curiously, "What's wrong with Jingyuan?" ”
Han Yue said helplessly: "Back to Brother Bing'er, some time ago, the master often went to Feng Zhen to ride horses, and the weather was hot, and after half a month, there were big sores on his crotch. That thing was born so cramped, and it couldn't be medicated by itself. Now, the lord is in Mrs. Tinglan's room...... What is the identity of the villain, he passed the word outside the house, and after waiting for a long time, he only heard a short cry from the old man, and he was embarrassed to break in...... This and this...... It's not easy for a villain to be a man......"
Speaking of this, Han Yue's face turned red, and she was so ashamed that she wanted to go underground.
Lu Bing finally couldn't help laughing: "This Sun Jingyuan, haha, this sore is really not a place."
"Haha," the other four hundred households also burst out laughing.
Lu Song couldn't help laughing, and slapped the table: "This Sun Dan is also a famous person, how can he make such a place, and if it really spreads, aren't you afraid that people will misunderstand that he has a dirty disease?" Insulting Sven, insulting Sven...... Just wait for him a little longer. ”
The red on Han Yue's face finally faded, and as soon as she slapped her face, three subordinates came in with three silver plates.
Han Yue smiled: "It's boring to wait for a long time, I have something interesting here, and I invite you to taste it." ”
Lu Song, Lu Bing and the others looked over, but saw three kinds of things on the three silver plates. There was a bunch of golden fruits on a plate, and it looked so cute, but I didn't know what it was. A plate with a pile of leaf-like stuff. The contents of the other plate, which was nothing out of the ordinary, were a box of lime.
"What is this?" Lu Song asked.
Han Yue picked up a knife and peeled a yellow fruit, cut it into four petals, and replied with a smile: "To be honest, I didn't know it before, some time ago, a Dutch red-haired devil from the South China Sea brought this thing into the capital, saying that it was called betel nut, which is a snack in the South China Sea, and the taste is very unique." After taking it, it has the wonderful effect of clearing the meridians and strengthening the body. When the old man saw that this thing was new, he kept some in his hand. Although this thing is not very strange in the South China Sea, it can be trafficked to the capital for a long time, but it is expensive, which can be described as one or two betel nuts and one or two gold. As he spoke, he wrapped the pulp with a leaf, added some lime and wrapped it into a zongzi and handed it to Lu Song: "Lord Lu, do you want to try it?" ”
Lu Song snorted and drank, "Such strange and strange things should also be eaten by Lord Ben?" ”
"It's not eating, it's chewing, you can't eat this thing in your stomach." Han Yue knew that Lu Song was worried about being poisoned, so she simply put the betel nut bag into her mouth and chewed it in a big bite.
In fact, this betel nut was indeed asked by Sun Dan from a Dutch devil, but it was not for his own use, and he also strictly ordered the people in the house not to eat this kind of thing. First, I can't stand the black teeth after chewing betel nut, and secondly, it's not good for my body to eat this thing often.
However, recently, Xiaojue seems to have roundworms, and Li Wenyan is far away in Jiangnan, so Sun Dan simply let his son chew it for a few days. Not to mention, this thing works well, but it really does make a few cuts.
After using the betel nut as medicine, the remaining betel nuts were useless, and Sun Dan ordered everyone to throw them away. But because Han Yue tried a few at the beginning, she thought it was extremely beautiful, and she knew the taste of the marrow, so she asked people to send them all to herself, and now, she is just using them. With this pile of betel nuts, it should be able to waste a little time for Lu Song and Lu Bing.
Han Yue only chewed a few bites, his face became ruddy, and the tip of his nose was still sweating slightly, he chewed and applauded loudly, "Adults, try it, it tastes really good." Why, I'm still afraid that it will not be toxic, don't you think I'm fine? Anyway, my lord is taking medicine, so I'll have to wait a little longer. Idle, just to pass the time. ”
A brocade guard hesitantly stretched out his hand, Lu Bing waved his head at him, and the man had to retract his hand again.
"Good taste, good taste, you don't need it, it's cheap for me." Han Yue praised again, and spit out a mouthful of bright red liquid from her mouth with a "phew".
Seeing the splashing red on the ground, Lu Song jumped up in shock and shouted, "Poisonous"
There was a chaotic sound of "sonorous", and everyone pulled out the knives in their hands and was about to step forward to do something.
"Don't do it, don't do it, it's okay, I'll use it for myself." Han Yue waved her hand in a panic and said with a smile: "It's not blood, it's not blood." As he spoke, he wrapped a betel nut in a leaf and put it in his mouth.
Seeing that he was still alive, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and put the knife back into its sheath.
Lu Song was stunned this time, he opened his mouth wide and looked at the ball of red blood on the ground: "What is this, so weird?" ”
"This thing is a big supplement." Han Yue's mouth was full of red saliva, and she said in a vague voice: "This betel nut fruit is a blood tonic, the adults haven't seen it yet." Taking this substance, strengthen the muscles and bones, and have unexpected effects. ”
"I see, no wonder it's as red as blood." Lu Song had a little faith in his heart.
"Try it, try it all." Han Yue wrapped a betel nut and handed it to a hundred households.
The hundred households hesitated for a moment, slowly put the betel nut in their mouths, only chewed a few bites, and suddenly widened their eyes.
"What's wrong?" Lu Song raised his vigilance.
"It's nothing, it's weird, it's weird," the man's eyes were still round, and his forehead was covered with sweat the size of soybeans. After a while, he shouted again: "It's so refreshing, this thing is like a panacea, it's so good."
Seeing that he was fine, several hundred households stretched out their hands.
……
Then, at the same time, he called: "Weird, it doesn't taste bad."
Lu Song's father and son said that the four of them were fine, and they were also curious in their hearts, so they couldn't help but wrap a piece and put it in their mouths. After only a few bites, the father and son opened their mouths wide at the same time, staring at each other in horror - this thing is too strong in medicine.
As soon as I entered, I felt a hot breath rushing to my head, shaking the whole person to the point of almost jumping. At the same time, the blood in the body is flowing rapidly, and the body is so hot that it seems to be soaked in hot water, and the sweat does not stop dripping, which is indeed a wonderful feeling.
Betel nut does have an anesthetic effect, and it is not very effective for modern people who smoke, drink and abuse drugs for a long time. But this is the Ming Dynasty, and the ancients didn't smoke and drink excessively, and they didn't take much medicine on weekdays, how could they stand this kind of stimulation?
This is also the arrangement of Sun Danlin's departure, he asked Han Yue to anesthetize Lu Song's father and son with betel nuts, how can it be delayed for an hour or two?
After chewing a pack of betel nuts, spit out the dregs, and the whole body is light.
Lu Song sighed: "This Sun Jingyuan really knows how to enjoy it."
In this way, the sound of chewing in the hall was incessant, and the floor was covered with red spittle.
All of them were lilt, as if they were drunk.
I don't know how long it took, Lu Song suddenly woke up and shouted: "What time is it now, why hasn't Sun Dan come out yet?" ”
[Dedication]