Fanwai Small Theater 1: The moon is dark and the wind is high, and it is a good time to do bad things

Fanwai Small Theater:

One: The moon is dark and the wind is high, so it's a good time to do bad things

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The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the black lights are blinding.

Well, not so exaggerated......

The Tongyou faction's room was quiet.

Suddenly, a faint light appeared, up and down, swaying. After a while, it went out again.

"Are we really going to do this?" Li Kai asked in a low voice.

"Shhh-" Cheng Zheng helplessly covered Li Kai's mouth.

Didn't you just say don't talk?

Cheng Zheng pointed to the cabinet and nodded.

The two of them crept forward, cautiously and cautiously, and the "claws of sin" reached for the door of the cabinet.

"Squeak-" The old cabinet on the far right made a noise*, causing them to hold their breath and crouch down.

The disciples who were patrolling outside the door didn't seem to hear it, and gradually walked away.

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The two of them secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and by the moonlight, they counted the bowls in the cupboard.

No matter who is in the Tongyou faction, they will consciously wash their dishes and chopsticks after dinner, and other kitchen utensils will be washed in groups and in turn, even the head of the house. Washed chopsticks are uniformly disinfected with boiling water, while bowls are dedicated to themselves and disinfected regularly.

After dinner that day, they made a point of observing where someone's bowl was placed in preparation for tonight's "great action."

"Hey, hey, hey......" The two did everything, looked at each other and smiled, and slowly went out in the dark.

A small figure loomed in the darkness, looking at their departing backs and shaking their heads.

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Early the next morning, after the morning class, the disciples of the Tongyou faction went to the dining hall for breakfast.

Rong Hao, Rong Ning and Bai Qiuchi naturally sat together.

"Today's soy milk is delicious, you drink more!" Cheng Zheng, who was passing by them, said suddenly.

"Huh?" Rong Hao glanced at Cheng Zheng inexplicably.

Why did Cheng Zheng, who had always been at odds with them, suddenly change his sex?

"Did you take the wrong medicine today?" Rong Ning said unceremoniously.

"Yes......" Cheng Zheng thought about it, this was too inconsistent with the usual style, they might be suspicious, so he put on a straight face and said, "I want to remind you, drink more, go to the thatched house more, so that you can be lazy......"

"Seems a little too kind to say that!" Li Kai reminded him in a whisper beside him.

"I just want to see how lazy you are, and if you don't study well, you will be punished by the master! Hahahaha! Finally thought of a good reason, Cheng Zheng was complacent about his cleverness.

"Oh, thank you so much, don't bother." Rong Ning glared at them, "It's better to go!" ”

"The girl's family is so barbaric, she can't marry in the future!" Cheng Zheng reminded with a smile.

"It's really delicious." Bai Qiuchi said with a smile, "Since there are so many benefits to drinking soy milk, Senior Brother Cheng should drink more." ”

Bai Qiuchi also deliberately got up and wanted to help Cheng Zheng pour soy milk.

"No need."

"Senior Brother Cheng doesn't drink it, is there something wrong with soy milk?"

"Of course there is no problem! Come, you drink! Cheng Zheng pushed Li Kai up, and signaled him to rest assured with his eyes.

Li Xingxing thought that we had applied laxatives to the bowl anyway, so he took a big gulp and deliberately praised it: "Today's soy milk is so sweet, delicious, awesome, and refreshing......"

"Senior Brother Cheng, this is not right, your little brother drank it, but if you don't drink it, I am even more suspicious." White Autumn Pond Road.

"Drink it!" In order to deepen his credibility, Cheng Zheng took the small pot with soy milk and poured it into the bowl and drank it all.

"Another bowl!" Bai Qiuchi took the initiative to pour him a full bowl.

"Look, no problem! Drink more, drink more! Cheng Zheng raised the bowl and said, "I was too impulsive before, I did this bowl first as a respect!" ”

Rong Ning and the others are embarrassed, this guy still treats drinking soy milk as drinking?

"Since Senior Brother Cheng said so, we don't care about it...... Ah, ahem, it's a matter of suspicion. Bai Qiuchi also hinted at Rong Hao and Rong Ning with his eyes.

Rong Hao and Rong Ning glanced at each other, then took a big sip and said, "Turn the war into jade silk." ”

Seeing this scene, Cheng Zheng smiled from ear to ear: "Hehe, it's easy to say, then you drink slowly, drink more, I'll ...... first Walk...... ......"

How come?!

Cheng Zheng's expression suddenly distorted, and his stomach suddenly hurt. The hot stinging pain burned my stomach, but as soon as the wind blew, I felt that the cold sweat came out, and the feeling became stronger and stronger. The food in his stomach turned over the river, as if something was "about to come out"......

Looking at Li Kai again, he was already rolling on the ground, and grabbed Cheng Zheng's pants and wanted to stand up.

"You...... You put ...... Hand ......" Cheng Zheng squeezed out these words from between his teeth with difficulty, trying to break free of Li Kai and rushed towards the thatched house like a fairyland at this time, but Li Kai's hand was held so tightly that it was like a pincer that grabbed him fiercely.

"Master ......" Li Kai drank less, but his words were not good, and he wanted to stand up quickly, but he couldn't stand up.

"Let it go...... Let go...... Hurry ......up" Cheng Zheng has been holding his stomach with his hands and has been desperately breaking Li Kai's hands, he has drunk too much, and now his whole body is hot and cold for a while, which is extremely painful.

This powerful laxative works really fast......

The disciples next to them already knew that there was a conflict between them, and they also came over to watch one after another, seeing this, some of the disciples who were bullied by them on weekdays suddenly raised their eyebrows and laughed secretly.

Li Kai saw that Cheng Zheng wanted to give up on him and go first, so he grabbed his pants tightly and pulled him down.

At this time, Cheng Zheng's patience has also reached the limit......

In the amazement of the crowd...... At that moment, everyone closed their eyes, covered their mouths and noses and scattered.

I can't bear to look at it......

The two who were left dirty were speechless and asked the sky.

As a result, the sensational "-eating" incident of the Tongyou faction will forever be recorded in history.

Bai Qiuchi looked at Rong Hao and Rong Ning and smiled, thinking that this is called "If you don't want people to know, you can't do it unless you don't do it." If you don't believe it, look up, who will the heavens spare"?

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What is the truth? Time rewinds to last night, and Bai Qiuchi, who was still secretly practicing at night, found Cheng Zheng and Li Kai sneakily moving forward in the dark, so he followed. Seeing their small movements, Bai Qiuchi had an idea, so he "borrowed flowers to offer Buddha" and replaced their bowls......

From then on, Cheng Zheng officially took Bai Qiuchi as his enemy and launched a series of vigorous struggle activities.

Find out what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.