Chapter 395: Homely Jokes

"It turned out to be Mrs. Qi! Su Ping, Qi Wei, how can you treat my fellow countryman slowly? Invite Madame out for dinner! No wonder it's the taste of home! I said.

"You don't eat vegetables, but you eat authentic hometown dishes and feel homesick?" Zhuo Qingluo reacted: "That General Qi, I'm sorry, I talked nonsense!" ”

"Miss Zhuo is polite, when you were in the heyday of Yuquan Village, you were all rich and noble princes, this famous dish in Kyoto is naturally eaten, and it is naturally not very accustomed to eating the hometown dishes of our small place, you are quick to talk, very good temper with me!" Qi Rui said with a smile.

"Mrs. Qi, thank you for cooking personally!" I stood up and bowed to Mrs. Qi.

"You're welcome, Chunniang, I can't stand it! Our fellow Moyang villagers are all thumbs up when they mention you, full of pride! "Mrs. Qi's name is Chunniang, her voice is very loud, and at first glance she is the eldest sister who was born and raised in Moyang, and she is very arrogant.

"Gua Po Niang, don't be so loud, the Marquis of Yipin is the emperor's pride, what are you pro for?" Qi Rui frowned and said, this Chun Niang has a bit of a look, she is his wife who lives in the imperial mausoleum in poverty, and now when she returns to Beijing, she feels that she can't get it on the table.

"Sister Chunniang, it's okay, I am very kind when I hear your familiar hometown accent! There are not many Moyang villagers in Kyoto, if you have time, often come to our house, if you are happy, it will be better to cook us a table of hometown dishes! I laughed.

"Master Hou, are you serious?" Chunniang was originally scolded by Qi Rui and was a little afraid, afraid that I would not recognize my fellow countrymen if I Su Yipin was rich and noble, and I would turn my face and not recognize people.

"Of course it's true, Su Ping, Qi Wei, you often walk around Kyoto, if you want to catch up with your fellow countrymen, send someone to take Sister Chunniang over to sit down! It's a pity that I can't eat the taste of my hometown for a few days! "I'm a little sorry.

"What are you doing stupidly looking at me? Melon Po Niang! Can't say anything? The first marquis recognizes you as a fellow, and you still don't agree? Qi Rui was anxious.

Now that the king of Chu is in charge, Su Yipin is the in-law of the king of Chu, and he will be rich and powerful in the future. Originally, he also wanted to get closer to Su Yipin, but he didn't expect that the Marquis of Yipin was so nostalgic, but this country lady who couldn't get on the stage had an unexpected gain.

"You turtle son, before the old lady spoke, you thought I was loud, and now you are scolding me melon mother-in-law, see if I don't smoke you!" Chun Niang went straight away, and when she lifted the bench, she was going to hit someone.

"Sister Chunniang, don't be angry, don't be angry! Your man is also a rich man now, he is a lord, he will make meritorious service in the future, I will ask for merit for him, you also have to be an official, you want to be a wife, even if there are conflicts in the family, don't let outsiders laugh! I hurriedly grabbed Chun Niang.

"Master Hou, look at your fellow countryman's face, I won't fight with that naphtha shell! Can I really be an official? Chun Niang's eyes lit up.

"Absolutely! However, when Mrs. Decree sometimes wants to enter the court to meet dignitaries, these Kyoto people are very polite, you can't embarrass our fellow Moyang, when others laugh at you, you won't laugh at your husband, that will also slap me in the face! I said.

"What kind of face does he have? Master Hou, I will never disgrace you! Chunniang obviously has some family conflicts with Qi Rui.

"Yipin Hou Ye, this melon lady is this crazy temper, don't be surprised! If she had one-tenth of the gentleness of the women in your house, I would be Amitabha! Qi Rui smiled bitterly.

"Do you think the women in my house are gentle?" I laughed more bitterly than Qi Rui.

Li Qinglan immediately glared at me fiercely, and Zhuo Qingluo began to squeak her finger bones, the meaning is clear, if I dare to say to outsiders that they are not gentle, they will beat me!

I don't understand, why do women who are obviously extremely hot in front of me like others to praise them for their gentleness? Can people believe cheap words in passing?

"Yipin Houye, they are very gentle! I know a little bit about you! Qi Rui smiled, he heard Zhuo Qingluo's actions just now, the gentleness of the women who dare to love is all pretended, and the tigress is her true color! This tigress in her own house didn't even bother to pretend to be gentle.

Although there was a little episode in this family banquet, the guests and hosts were still happy, I liked Chun Niang's hot temper and not holding grudges, and she was happy to eat until she ate, and she also happily went home with Qi Rui.

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Originally, I wanted to take Qi Wei with me when I went south this time, but this kid politely refused on the grounds that he had not read the art of war borrowed from the emperor's family, I knew that this kid was reluctant to Sun Ying, the two of them were like glue, and they usually didn't see anyone.

Li Qinglan is a meticulous strange woman, my experience in the White Tiger Empire was reorganized into a case by her afterwards, the captains of the prisoner army were guided by her, and Qi Wei and Su Ping obediently followed when they were fine.

Ma Qing's attack on the Marquis of the Ma family often came to listen before he went to the fiefdom, and even the arrogant Zhuo Qingluo was very attentive when he heard Li Qinglan start the class.

Li Qinglan is a very good teacher of the art of war, and the analysis after the fact is in place, and occasionally I will add two sentences.

"Miss Qinglan, you speak much better than that Su Yipin!" Zhuo Qingluo and I stared at each other with big eyes.

"I'm hindsight, the battle was commanded by Su Yipin! He has cleared the fog of war, and I have the most complete information, so that you can be convinced! When the Marquis of Yipin commanded, many things were shrouded in fog, and only a genius like him could clear the fog! ”

The more thoroughly Li Qinglan spoke, the more he admired my original command and judgment in battle.

"Don't envy this genius!" My stinky beauty ushered in countless white eyes.

"Su Ping, have been picking in the fiefdom recently, and see if there are any reliable talents ready to take over your position as the head manager!" I say.

"Second Young Master, do you want to abandon me from the beginning? I didn't make a mistake! Su Ping was anxious.

"Stupid, that's not how it's used to start messing around, it's a man to a woman! You've almost learned my treachery, and I'm ready to recommend you to be an official! I don't know any of the magistrates in the eight cities outside Dingfeng City, and I don't know if they will oppress the people! I said.

"Second young master, na, na, everyone heard it, don't lie to me! If it's lower than Qipin County, I won't do it! Su Ping immediately cocked his tail to the sky.

"Fuck off, if you can't pick a smart successor, don't think about being an official!" I hit hard, I am a dignified marquis, and the first official who joined the government was just a seven-grade Fengling county order!

"Master, what about me!" Qi Wei said.

"You kid often goes to the emperor's house, and he has read more military books than me, and he should have recommended you to be a general, but your martial arts are not outstanding, and it is difficult to convince the public!" I say.

"Master, you have no power to restrain the chicken, you can be the commander of the prisoner army, I am your disciple, we rely on strategy and wisdom to lead the army, we are Confucian generals, not reckless men, master, I beg you!" Qi Wei said.