Chapter 386: Master Li appeared
Sure enough, as soon as Zhu Mian asked, Li Qiaonu suddenly lowered his head and looked at Wu Zhi from time to time.
"The slave family dares to ask the military officials to beat the slave family, I don't know what the military officials want?" Li Qiaonu asked Wu Zhi meekly.
As soon as these words came out, the audience was in an uproar, and Murong Yanda and the prince on the side couldn't help but be moved.
The starting beat is a unique trade of the Qinglou Art Museum in the Song Dynasty, that is, when the artist sings on the stage, he holds a bamboo stick and knocks on the utensils according to the rhythm to start the beginning, calling two auspicious words, and then he goes around begging for money.
It is the same as the TV station of later generations to make programs, which requires someone to go deep into the audience to encourage the audience to cooperate with the shaking of hands and cheers, but this kind of begging for money The status of the starting guy in the Song Dynasty was very low, similar to a beggar.
Li Qiaonu and Zhu Mian are secretly satirizing Wuzhi's lowly status as a businessman.
Although everyone in the audience was in an uproar, although Murong Yanda and the others had changed their faces, everyone was not easy to say anything about Li Qiaonu, and even the crowd watching the excitement in the audience had already coaxed Wu Zhi to give Li Qiaonu a beat.
Because on the surface, Li Qiaonu's request is not a provocation, when ordinary officials and eunuchs invite friends to invite courtesans to help the fun, in order to enliven the atmosphere, the host will play the role of a beater, and then laugh and "beg" or "persuade to drink" to the guests present, but it is also fun, and Ouyang Xiu, a great talent in the previous dynasty, likes to play like this.
But obviously, at this moment, if Wu Zhi really agreed to Li Qiaonu's request to help her beat the beat, it would be a great insult, the same thing, for example, the rich eating bran is interesting, and the poor eating bran is difficult, different circumstances, different experiences.
What's more, she laughed at Wu Zhi just now, wouldn't it be humiliating for Wu Zhi to slap her with a shy face at this moment.
"Wu Daguan, you can promise the slave family! All right? Li Qiaonu pretended to be weak, and actually began to attack Wu Zhi!
"Huh! You'd better be smart! I won't. Wu Zhi said coldly, although he is a master of intrigue and trickery, but this kind of trivial intrigue with women, Wu Zhi is really not interested, and he is too lazy to accept it.
Women play scheming, while men play city. And Wu Zhi never plays with women, nor does he play scheming.
"What? I specially came to Qingzhou to prepare such a congratulatory gift for you, the military officials are so faceless, do you look down on me Zhu? Zhu Mian seemed to have expected that Wu Zhi would refuse, and he threatened: "I am the emperor's order, it doesn't matter if I look down on me, but if you dare to defy the emperor, I'm afraid you will not be able to eat and leave!" ”
Threat! Naked threat! And the donkey's lips are not a threat to the horse's mouth!
Wu Zhi just refused to give Li Qiaonu a beat, Zhu Mian actually dared to pull the emperor, he was worthy of being one of the six thieves at the level of destroying the country! He doesn't know how many people have been ruined with this trick!
As soon as Zhu Mian's words came out, even Murong Yanda could only stare at him secretly, but he was helpless, Zhu Mian was deeply loved by the emperor, and the emperor of the dynasty did not care so much about right and wrong, and he was likely to be unlucky after being slandered.
Here, Wu Zhi suddenly looked at Zhu Mian with a smile, and said slowly: "The emperor is admired by ten thousand people, I naturally love him, but I just look down on you!" ”
is just a Zhu Mian, although he is responsible for the huge Huashi Gang project, although he is loved by the emperor, and there is Cai Jing as a backer behind him...... But he didn't have an official position like Wu Zhi, so he provoked Wu Zhi and Wu Zhi directly dared to find someone to forcibly drive him and Li Qiaonu out of here!
No matter how big his power Zhu Mian is, he can't be as big as Wu Zhi in Qingzhou, so he will kick it away first, and then he will do it when the time comes!
I'm afraid of him!
Wu Zhi's straightforwardness obviously caught Zhu Mian by surprise, how could anyone dare to publicly despise him, and suddenly he was no longer so calm, his angry face was blue and white for a while, and he glared at Wu Zhi and was speechless for a while.
Everyone in the audience naturally heard Wu Zhi directly choking Zhu Mian, Zhu Mian is a thief and a celebrity, but forced by the power of the two rows of Royal Forest Army, everyone can only secretly applaud Wu Zhi.
"Humph! Since the martial arts officials are reluctant to play this beat, the slave family does not force it, but this song can't be sung! Li Qiaonu stepped forward to help Zhu Mian and put on a disdainful face on Wu Zhi.
This face changes so fast.
"Not unusual." Wu Zhi sneered, he only wanted to choke these two nasty ghosts away now, which saved him from being rude.
Li Qiaonu glanced at Wu Zhi resentfully, and suddenly said with a sneer: "I heard that there are a lot of strange rockeries in Qingzhou Academy, a martial official!" I guess it took a lot of effort to find it, right? After speaking, she said to Zhu Mian flatteringly: "Zhu Gongzi is not looking for flowers and stones from all over the world for the official family, why not give the Wuda officials a chance to offer treasures?" He just said that he loves the emperor, but he wants to see if his intentions are true or false! ”
Li Qiaonu whispered, Zhu Mian was immediately overjoyed after hearing it, Yunqingzhou Academy's flowers and stones, he could guarantee that the entire Qingzhou Academy would be demolished during the period, this was his unique skill.
Wu Zhi's eyes were cold when he heard this, and Li Qiaonu's words hit Wu Zhi's weakness, this time he was really a little jealous.
"What the hell do you want?"
"What do we mean by what we want?" Li Qiaonu smiled proudly, "The slave family just wants the martial arts officials to give me a beat, but you don't want to, and ask us what we want...... Really! ”
Her words sounded gentle, but the meaning in them was very mean: I don't want Zhu Mian to use Huashigang's imperial mission to demolish your Qingzhou Academy, so honestly knock on the porcelain bowl for me like a beggar and start the beat!
Wu Zhi hesitated for a while, he wasn't struggling with the question of which academy and dignity should be abandoned, he was thinking about how much evil he would bear if Zhu Mian moved out of Huashigang, the imperial mission, and then sent someone to forcibly kick them out of Qingzhou?
"Well, in addition to completely forming a grudge with Zhu Mian, with Brother Murong to help him say a few words, at most he will be fined a huge amount of money! It's worth it! Dry! ”
After weighing, Wu Zhi planned to find someone to fork out Zhu Mian and Li Qiaonu in front of him, but suddenly a person in the audience walked on the stage lightly.
"Shall I give you a beat?"
Zhu Mian and Li Qiaonu turned their heads to look at the man at the same time, and after seeing that they were just ordinary scholars dressed in ordinary clothes, Zhu Mian scolded: "What is your identity, and here you have a share in speaking?" Not down yet! ”
Li Qiaonu also saw that the scholar was dressed in coarse cloth clothes, and wore a big-eared hat, and he was rustic, so he smiled contemptuously.
"I can also sing a few tunes, and the Wuda officials have taught me the lyrics, so I can be regarded as my master, and it is reasonable for the apprentice to make a beat for the master."
The man's voice was soft, and as she spoke, she slowly took off the big-eared hat that covered most of her face, and the moment she took off her hat, everyone on and off the stage was stunned.
This person is no one else, it is really Master Li who is dressed as a man, although Master Li no longer sticks to the beard and wears an eye patch to pretend to be a savage man, but he also has to wear a wide big-eared hat so as not to be noticed by the delicate face and seductive Danfeng eyes.
An old stalk that has been criticized in later TV dramas is that a woman dressed as a man exposes her gender once her long hair is loosened, which is unreasonable, because ancient men also had long hair. In fact, this is not unreasonable, because there is a difference between men's long hair and women's, men's hair grows, but it is hard, while women's hair is softer and more flowing, once it is loosened to match the woman's face, it can be recognized.
Not to mention loose hair, a beauty like Ling'er Li Shishi, even if she is dressed as an all-man, if she doesn't wear a hat, others can recognize her female gender at a glance, because even if they comb the same hairstyle as a man, the fine fluff unique to women on the forehead and sideburns and hairline can't be hidden.
What's more, Ling'er has a beautiful tip, and Master Li has Danfeng eyes.
After Master Li took off his hat, although his hair was still knotted like a man, his true face had been completely revealed, even if everyone was all short-sighted, they could see at once that the person in front of him was a woman, and it was also the kind of big beauty that was particularly white and tender, particularly moist, particularly slender, and particularly beautiful!
Especially when this kind of coquettish beauty is still wearing a coarse cloth dress, this different style simply suffocates everyone.
Wu Zhi looked at Master Li with a smile, he knew that Master Li would expose his identity if he came forward so openly, although she was trying to relieve Wu Zhi, but Wu Zhi didn't want her or Ling'er to get involved, he could handle it himself.
Everyone has eased up, and after they have eased up, they are curious, who is this stunning beauty, and why does she call herself the apprentice of a martial official? Could it be that the martial arts official Jinwu is a Jiao?
Everyone was puzzled, and the only one on the field still didn't slow down, still looking at this beautiful woman who suddenly appeared in a daze, and his face had turned pale.
This person is Li Qiaonu.