Chapter 9: Free Subordinates
......The wooden door outside the small courtyard was slammed again, much more intense than the sound just now.
"Who? This early in the morning, rushing to reincarnate? Li Muyun finally ended the argument with the old man, and shouted and pushed open the door of the thatched hut and came to the courtyard.
"Can you stutter, young man? I am ......" The person at the head of the three guards stretched his neck and looked at Li Muyun, his eyes were very vicious, as if he wanted to kill someone.
Li Muyun was stunned by the goods, and the anger also came up, and his heart said that you are a guard, what are you jumping around, so he stared back provocatively and shouted loudly: "No! If you stink, you want to eat, and you have to go to another house! ”
"You ......" The head of the guard was almost stared out by Li Muyun's angry eyes.
"What are you looking at! Lao Tzu spewed to death with a mouthful of spit, believe it or not! With his back to the old man, Li Muyun had every reason to believe that the angry toad-like guy at the door must have no way to deal with him.
"Alright, Xiaoyun, don't be angry with him, let him in." Just when the head of the guard at the door was angry and the three corpse gods jumped violently, Old Li Yuan Shi Ran walked out of the small hut and patted Li Muyun on the shoulder: "I'm hungry, go get some food." ”
Food? Li Muyun blinked, there was nothing to eat at home except for radishes.
However, when he saw the head of the guard standing outside, he had an idea in his mind, went back to the house, drew two copper plates from the two pieces of money he carried back yesterday, and went out again to look at the head of the guard who had already entered the yard: "Don't say that the master doesn't take care of you, this is two pennies, take it to buy some meat and come back, and the rest will be a reward for you." ”
The villain has the ambition, absolutely, and the villain has the ambition! Emperor Taishang's newly adopted righteous son is a complete bastard at all, as the head of the guard, when has Chen Mu been so angry, even if His Majesty the Emperor speaks to him, it will be tepid, and he will never be like this guy.
However, Li Yuan enjoyed all this, watching Li Muyun toss these second son's subordinates, don't mention the refreshment in his heart.
"Hey, are you going?" Li Muyun looked at the head of the guard who was still gritting his teeth secretly, and raised his chin, looking like a villain.
What else can the head of the guard, Chen Mu, say? The concept of dignity and order has long been engraved in his bones, even if Li Muyun is not polite, he is also Li Yuanxin's righteous son, and he is at least a county king in the official face, which is much higher than the grade of his guard.
With a stomach full of resentment, Chen Mu turned around and made a whistle, and two more people came over from not far away, and when they got closer, they were not the other two from yesterday.
"Arrange for someone to buy some meat and come back, and the old lady wants breakfast." Chen Mu waited until the two of them came closer, and commanded in a deep voice.
"No!" A look of doubt flashed in the eyes of the two later, but they didn't ask anything, and promised to leave.
And at this time, Li Muyun spoke again: "Hey, you guys wait a while." ”
In an instant, the three of them all stood still, looked at Li Muyun with murderous eyes, and said in their hearts, why is this person so unrelievable.
"I think you pretend to be beggars and it's pitiful, and I'll show you the way today." Li Muyun turned a blind eye to the murderous intent in the eyes of the three of them, paced to the old man's side, stiffened his neck very dogly, and pointed in the direction of Li Yuan behind him with his thumb: "Your old lady, that is, my father-in-law plans to pull the pole to occupy the mountain as the king, and fight for the heavens, rob the rich and help the poor." However, there is a shortage of a few subordinates at the moment......"
"What's that?" Later, the two didn't hear the conversation between Li Yuan and Li Muyun in the room just now, and their mouths opened wide in surprise, as if they had heard the funniest joke in the world.
Li Yuan is the king of the mountain? The entire Tang Dynasty is the world of his Li family, and he still needs to occupy a mountain?
Besides, what's the matter of robbing the rich and helping the poor? Is there anyone richer than the royal family in this Datang? Could it be that this old man can't think about it for a while, and plans to rob himself?
"Don't care about anything, just ask you if you plan to join the gang, now there are preferential treatment, in addition to the owner of the village is my father-in-law, the young owner of the village is me, we still lack a few heads, if you join now, the position of these heads is yours." Li Muyun said shamelessly in the contemptuous gaze of old Li Yuan.
The owner of the village? Young village owner? Head? Isn't that how yet, the position is arranged? The trio of guards involuntarily turned their gaze to Lao Li Yuan's body, and then saw the old man's threatening eyes of 'beheading if he didn't agree'.
Yes, it seems that it is not okay to disagree, and the three guards looked at each other again, and shook their heads with wry smiles.
As long as the current situation is a person, it can be seen that Li Yuan is the king of the eight who eats the scales, and he wants to be the owner of the village, and a few of them naturally can't give up the old Li Yuan as guards, so no matter what they think in their hearts, unless they would rather risk killing their heads and return to Chang'an, they will all be the heads.
And Li Muyun looked at the guard trio with schadenfreude, waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's hurry up and buy something, and by the way, don't forget to inquire and see if there are any big families raising pigs around." ......As soon as the words fell, Li Yuan slapped him on the head: "It's a pig again, you can die without a pig, right?"
Li Muyun, who has a soft spot for pork, hid to the side with his head in his hands, and said aggrievedly to the trio of guards who were walking outside the courtyard. "No, there is a lot of meat in pigs, you look at the three of them, all of them have big shoulders and round waists, you don't need to ask to know that they can eat it in particular, this chicken, duck and the like are not enough for them to stuff their teeth."
So, the trio quickened their pace,
And Li Yuan looked at the escort trio who were leaving like a flyer and said, "Okay, everyone is far away, don't be angry with them." ”
"Hehe, don't I rely on your father-in-law, if you don't have me, how dare you do this, you say yes?" When Li Muyun saw that the three of them were gone, he also put on a smiling face.
"Hmph, speaking of relying on the old man's ......, this thief is the old man who is contributing except for the idea, and the others are the old man's efforts, right?" Li Yuan also recalled at this time, something was wrong, and looked at Li Muyun with a somewhat unkind face.
As a result, Li Muyun pursed his lips and said to Lao Li Yuan: "Father, in fact, I am really thinking about this matter for you, although you may have some money and power in your hands now, but it is not a long-term solution to sit and eat." This person must always find something serious for himself to do, otherwise it will be useless! ”
"Fart, who's looking for something serious to be a bandit?!" Li Muyun's didactic tone provoked Li Yuan to be furious, and he casually picked up a stick in the yard: "You are a lazy thing to make with a face, but if you are a little self-motivated, why not drag Lao Tzu to be a bandit!" Watch Lao Tzu beat you to death, you rebel. ”