"Nope!" Li Muyun shook his head as fast as he could, Changle and his father were still standing not far away, the warning from the last time was still in his ears, Li Muyun didn't want his head to be gone early.

"Liar, you must still have a lot of hiding." Changle wrinkled his nose: "Just now you also said that your nickname in Shanyin County is 'Poetry Jar', how can there be only three poems." ”

"Uh......" Li Muyun touched his nose in embarrassment, a little unsure of how to explain this matter to Changle.

The so-called 'poetry jar' is estimated that none of the people who just heard it will take it seriously, they all know that it is just him bragging, but Changle, the little girl, is still serious, and I don't know what she thinks.

Changle saw that Li Muyun squeaked and didn't speak, and circled around him with his hands behind his back, revealing a smile like a little adult: "You won't be a liar, right?" Let me tell you, you are a bully like this, and if you don't get it right, you will be killed. ”

Hearing the killing, the corners of Li Muyun's eyes twitched. The father and daughter of the Li family are really amazing, they always like to threaten people with beheadings when they have nothing to do, Zhenguan Dynasty for more than 20 years, there are still so many courtiers who survived, and I don't know if they are fateful, or Li Shimin's men are merciful.

But thinking about it, Changle's words couldn't help but answer, Li Muyun's eyes rolled slightly, and he immediately thought of a reason: "Of course I didn't deceive people, how could I deceive people!" It's just that now that this is the case, we better save some face for the 'vice principal', otherwise this old man will probably die of anger." ”

"Vice Chancellor?" Changle glanced at Li Muyun suspiciously, then glanced at the little old man who was already pale in the direction of his finger, and laughed out loud. This guy is illiterate, and he doesn't know what the old man's position is.

"yes, what's not called 'vice principal'?" Li Muyun also had a suspicious attitude towards Changle, looking as if he was taking the school exam.

"It's called the Palm, the main person in charge of Taixue is the sacrificial wine, that is, Kong Yingda Confucius, and then Feng Shanchang, and then the Palm." Changle pursed his lips and glanced at Li Muyun with some amusement.

Li Muyun suddenly said: "Well, it turned out to be called Zhangyu, and he dared to feel that he was not a 'vice principal'." ”

"Of course not, but what the hell is that 'vice principal' you're talking about?" Changle looked at Li Muyun with a smile and asked.

"Isn't it too much learning here, isn't it too learning is the school, of course the highest governor of the school is called the principal, and then in addition to the principal, it is naturally the vice principal." Li Muyun said confidently, in his heart, he didn't think he was wrong, the left and right were just called differently.

"Cough, cough ......" Just when Li Muyun and Changle were chatting happily, Comrade Li Er appeared behind him at some point and coughed hard several times.

In an instant, Li Muyun regained a serious expression and bowed to Changle: "Thank you, Your Royal Highness the Princess, for your advice, Xiaosheng has been taught." ”

'Bang', as soon as Li Muyun's voice fell, he was kicked in the buttocks, and then he heard Li Shimin's voice sounding behind him: "You are taught a fart, and then you dare to deceive my daughter, believe it or not, I will take off your head and make a night pot!" ”

"I ......" Li Muyun said with a stomach full of grievances, squeaked for a long time and diverted the topic and said: "Your Majesty, do you have a choice?" Which one do you use? ”

"I still use a fart, I have to listen to all three songs, and I said them all at once, hurry up." Li Shimin glared at Li Muyun: "What Feng Aiqing said is really right, you kid is a mischievous person, so you really don't know whether it's a blessing or a curse in Taixue." ”

"Your Majesty, I really didn't do anything this time, they picked up all the things first, you said that I just went to the countryside to buy buns, how dare I compete with the gentleman here, right? If it weren't for the last resort, you would have lent me a few more guts, and I wouldn't have dared to do so. Li Muyun blinked innocently, as if he had been wronged.

Li Shimin waved his hand to interrupt Li Muyun's pretense: "Okay, don't be a good guy here, just now Huang Jiaoyu has made it clear that he admits defeat, and now you have won." However, don't think that you can do whatever you want if you win, Huang Jiao Yu will not agree to his resignation, he is still the teacher here! ”

"Huh? So, isn't that for nothing? Li Muyun said dumbfounded.

This is really a fierce operation, and the record is zero and five!

If I had known this, it would have been better to start with, just admit defeat, and now there are three less poems that can be used to decorate calves in the future, and the whole thing seems to have suffered a big loss.

Li Shimin glared at him and said, "Then what do you want, do you really want to break up my Taixue?" You don't want to think about it, just because you are lazy, you can't even be a teacher, and you still want to be a teacher? Still want to be a mountain chief? ”

"No, I, I didn't want to be the chief of the mountain, and I didn't want to be that kind of teaching, they looked at me unpleasantly, and they had to drive me away, I was justified in defense, just like a false accusation."

"He didn't falsely accuse you!" Li Shimin almost crooked his nose in anger by the scoundrel guy in front of him, and kicked Li Muyun again: "I am the emperor, whatever I say is what I say, do you still dare to resist the decree?" ”

"Don't dare!" Li Muyun shook his head, glanced at the 'vice principal' standing on the side, and said with a frown: "Your Majesty, you can do whatever you say, but this old man had better not come to provoke me in the future, otherwise I will have to beat him." ”

Li Shimin didn't care about Li Muyun's threat to Huang Jiaoyu, but he just turned the big thing into a small thing, and ordered in a small matter: "Don't worry, I have already told Huang Jiaoyu just now, he won't trouble you again in the future, but you kid can't get an inch, do you know!" ”

"No!" Huang Jiaoyu bowed down first to show his obedience.

Although Li Muyun pretended to be stupid, he also knew at this time that he could not resist and disobey the order, so he could only bow to Li Shimin with a look of grievance and said, "No! Obey Your Majesty's orders. ”

"Alright, this is the end of this matter, now you can say the last few lines of the three poems, right?" Seeing that Li Muyun's hair had been smoothed out, Li Shimin brought up the old matter again and brought the topic back to the three poems.

But to Li Shimin's surprise, Li Muyun is not a fuel-efficient lamp, although he is accepted on the surface, how can a boy with a bad stomach be so honest.

So after losing a short silence, I only heard Li Muyun say in a voice that made people hate to kill him: "Uh......, Your Majesty, I, I forgot what was written later." ”