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The three idiots couldn't stay in the Duhu Mansion, so Zhou Xuan asked him to wait outside the gate of Chaoyangfang, because this time he came by Lao Dong's car, so he didn't bring Fu and Ding Victory.

When he came to the "Nine Difficulties Mountain House", Lin Hanyun was also there, and when he saw that Zhou Xuan was alone, he asked, "What about that person?" ”

Zhou Xuan smiled but didn't answer, his eyes looked behind Lin Hanyun, and Lin Hanyun was so frightened that he quickly turned around, but there was nothing, so he rushed up and scuffled Zhou Xuan, Zhou Xuan was not polite, he didn't care what his uncle and nephew was, and pinched Miss Lin Er's small round buttocks several times.

Entering the tearoom and sitting down, Fairy Jingyi didn't ask Zhou Xuan why he didn't come yesterday, and began to preach to Zhou about the top ten famous springs in the world.

Zhou Xuan has an excellent memory, and after Fairy Jingyi spoke about it once, he basically remembered it, and asked and answered questions with the teacher.

Lin Hanyun sat on the side, supported by her hands, looked at her sister with a pair of big eyes, and then looked at Zhou Xuan, people will be cranky when they are bored, Lin Hanyun thought: "Sister is really good to Zhou Xuan, who did she have so much to say to before!" Zhou Xuan has a very bad temper in front of me, he dares to beat me, pretends to be Sven in front of my sister, talks about flowers, tea, ** or something, all of which my sister likes, what does this bad guy want to do, does he like my sister, and wants my sister to marry him? My sister has become a monk and will not marry again, those women who chew their tongues say that my sister will Kefu, I don't believe it, my sister is not a tiger on Lushan Mountain, biting people to death? How can the three inexplicable people who died earlier blame my sister for not holding their hands. Will he be poisoned? ”

Lin Hanyun suddenly had a brilliant idea, she wanted her sister to marry Zhou Xuan, to see if Zhou Xuan would die, Zhou Xuan is so bad, he will definitely not die so easily, bad people always live longer than good people.

Lin Hanyun thought about it, and laughed to himself.

Zhou Xuan said: "Sister Hanyun. Go to the Soseki Spring and bring me a bowl of water. ”

Lin Hanyun was startled when she saw Zhou Xuan's thin eyes smiling. Knowing that he was scaring her, he said hatefully: "I'll go to Mufeng Pavilion and scoop water for you to drink, and drink you to death." ”

Fairy Jingyi said angrily: "Hanyun, how are you talking, do you want to go to the insect competition tomorrow?" ”

Lin Hanyun suddenly lost his voice.

Zhou Xuan saw that Fairy Jingyi only told him about water today, and didn't let him taste it, so he asked, "Sister Daoyun." Don't you want to taste the spring water today? ”。

Fairy Jingyi seemed to be stunned for a moment, and turned her face to Lin Hanyun.

Lin Hanyun said: "Where are you still drinking, didn't you say the day before yesterday that you drank too much cold water and had a stomachache!" ”

Zhou Xuan laughed and said: "I was coaxing your little girl to play, Sister Daoyun's water is so clean, how can she have a stomachache!" ”

Lin Hanyun shouted: "Wow, sister, you heard it, Zhou Xuan deceived me like this and bullied me!" ”

The elegant and calm Jingyi Fairy couldn't help laughing out loud at this time. Quickly straightened his waist and said, "You can't hear Zhou Gongzi joking with you, okay, don't make trouble, what does it look like, Mingfeng, Jianyue-"

The two maids walked out. Zhou Xuan began to taste the famous spring again, this time it was better than the last time, and he got it right four times out of eight times.

At the beginning of the morning, Lin Hanyun sent Zhou Xuan out and told her to pick her up early tomorrow to go to the "Super Autumn Battle Hall".

Outside the gate of Chaoyangfang, the three idiots stood motionless, looking very lonely, the famous ranger three idiots, the famous assassin three idiots, and the three Jedi three idiots known as "sword, chess, and insects", and now they have become sword slaves, which is really sad.

Zhou Xuan walked over. Say, "Go back." "In the bright moonlight, I walked towards Suzaku Fang. Five steps apart, the three idiots followed him.

Zhou Xuan turned his head and looked at the appearance of the bamboo mango shoes of the three idiots. Although he walked slowly, he still had a feeling of imposing momentum, and the killer's temperament was difficult to change, and he said: "Three idiot brothers, don't think that being my sword slave is wronged, I won't treat you badly, wait a minute, I'll reward you with a treasure question, and ensure that you don't want to think about it, and your chess skills are advancing by leaps and bounds, surpassing the two idiots." ”

The dim eyes of the three idiots suddenly lit up, and they said very politely: "Thank you, master." ”

Back in the house, Zhou Xuan ordered the servants to prepare dinner and sprinkle the bedroom for the three idiots, so that the three idiots lived alone in a single courtyard room, and it was obviously inappropriate for the three idiots and the family to live together, after all, the people were so famous, and the princes and nobles of the princes and nobles could not sleep when they heard the name of the three idiots.

Zhou Xuan returned the Xuantie Sword he won last time to the three idiots, and moved the wooden chess piers and jade chess pieces to the three idiots' room, and the three idiots' original expressions finally loosened a little.

Zhou Xuan said: "Sword slave, it's hard to travel a long way, rest early, I won't give you Zhenlong questions today, and I will go to fight insects with me tomorrow, remember, don't have anything to do and fly the eaves and walk the wall, learn to be an ordinary person, it's boring to fight and kill, and it's interesting to play chess and fight insects." ”

Zhou Xuan returned to the inner courtyard, thinking about it, he still didn't tell his father-in-law and mother-in-law and the two little wives about accepting a killer as a sword slave, the fewer people who knew about it, the better.

Qin Que and the sewing needle's room lights were on, and when they heard that Zhou Xuan was back, the sewing needle came out, with a strange smile on his face, and whispered: "Husband, Sister Que'er agreed." ”

Zhou Xuan was stunned for a moment, then came to his senses and pretended to be surprised: "Ah, really, the needle must have taken a lot of speech, right?" ”

The sewing needle said a little sourly: "Yes, my mouth is dry, so I agreed, so let's go in." ”

Zhou Xuan whispered in the ear of the needle: "The needle is really virtuous, I want to sleep with you in my arms for my husband." ”

The sewing needle suddenly blushed to the root of his ears, his eyes were like water, and the little resentment in his heart disappeared without a trace, and he also whispered: "Husband, two months will pass soon." After saying that, he flashed into his bedroom, his face red and his heart beating.

This night, Zhou Xuan rested in Qin Que's room, before going to bed, Qin Que shyly took out a silk book for Zhou Xuan to read, Zhou Xuanqi said: "When is this, still reading books!" ”

Qin Que was so ashamed that he couldn't raise his head, and whispered, "Husband, this is the couple reading the book on the ground in the boudoir." ”

"Spring Palace?". Zhou Xuanle is happy. Sitting naked in the tent, I unfolded the silk book and looked at it, and I basically didn't recognize the few seal characters at the beginning of the volume.

"Finch, I don't recognize this word, what kind of book is this?"

"This is "The Secret of Chong and Zi Yufang", on - on the technique in the room. ”

"Ahh Zhou Xuan was overjoyed, it was good to marry a famous female doctor. I also know how to do it in the room, so I have to practice it well.

Zhou Xuan said humbly and studiously: "Sparrow." I can't read all the words in this silk book, can you teach me by hand? ”

Qin Que had a red face and red ears, although he was shy, but in order to make his husband strong and healthy, and prolong his life, he had to answer in a low voice, dedicate himself to the Dharma, and start a fragrant course.

Qin Que shyly instructed Zhou Xuan's every move. Every action is exquisite, and it contains the true meaning of self-cultivation.

Zhou Xuan sighed: "This is the real teaching by word and deed!" ”

The teacher teaches the steps a little slowly, the students are more anxious, and the students can't help but do it first before the teacher has talked about it.

Qin Que couldn't go on, he was panting by Zhou Xuan, and he couldn't remember what "The Secret of Chonghe Ziyufang" was written, and thought, "Let's teach it next time." Anyway, there will be time in the future, take your time. ”

……

Early in the morning of August 19, Zhou Xuan took the three idiots and Laifu to Chaoyang Fang to pick up Lin Hanyun, and came to the north gate together. Is it the "famous general Zhang He" who is "famous" or mysteriously "untouchable" and more ferocious?

Hu Shang Abu waited for Zhou Xuan at the north gate, everyone came to Banxian Street, only to see that half of the street was full of people, the genius Xia Cuihua creatively implemented the ticket system, whether you bet on insects or not, you want to enter the "Super Autumn Battle Hall" to see the fighting insects, all charge ten Wen per person, even so, after opening up and expanding, the "Super Autumn Battle Hall" fighting insect hall is also overcrowded.

Wu Kuan and a group of young masters of middle and lower-level officials in Jiangzhou all came, ready to place heavy bets.

Zhou Xuan discussed it with Liao Yin and his wife. I feel that there are too many people to hinder the fighting insects. Only those who bet more than ten taels of silver can enter the Fighting Insect Pavilion to watch the battle, and the rest are in the courtyard or on the street. The same can be done to bet on gambling bugs.

Eighty people finally entered the Fighting Insect Hall, the blue-backed fierce insect "Famous General Zhang He" and the inconspicuous "Touchable" were brought out in the black clay pot to let the insect friends bet, two big brands, the big book "Famous General Zhang He" and "Touchable" Insect Name, "Famous General Zhang He" is four wins and zero losses, "Touch" is one win and zero loss.

I thought that the "famous general Zhang He" was famous, and last time he defeated another green-backed insect "Yiyang Wei Yan", and there must be many insect friends who bet on the "famous general Zhang He", but I didn't expect many people to go sideways, and there are many people who bet on "untouchable" wins, and the odds are comparable.

Zhou Xuan deliberately tested the three idiots and asked: "Sword slave, with your eyesight, which of these two insects will win?" This greenback worm is the 'famous general Zhang He' who won your junior brother 'Yiyang Wei Yan'. ”

The three idiots obviously already knew about the four idiots and Zhou Xuan's gambling insects, looked at the two insects carefully, and said: "This greenback insect no longer has the vigor of its heyday, it should be too much to fight with 'Yiyang Wei Yan', and both sides are defeated, and they have been reduced by half a grade." ”

Zhou Xuan nodded approvingly: "Good eyesight, look at the 'untouchable' of this black-winged and white-spotted one." ”

The three idiots hesitated and said: "This worm can't see it, look at its big pincers, thick and sharp, it doesn't seem to be a black-backed insect, since the owner let it fight with the green-backed insect, it is obviously extraordinary." ”

Lin Hanyun has always been very honest and doesn't dare to speak, and when he saw that the three idiots were not so fierce, he became more and more bold, and said: "How powerful can this black worm be, see if the 'famous general Zhang He' doesn't bite it to death!" ”

At this moment, the three idiots suddenly turned their heads to look at the door, revealing a look of surprise.

Zhou Xuan looked back and saw a thin scribe standing there, holding a plate in his hand, which was covered with blue satin.

The Ranger Four Idiots are chasing after them again!

Zhou Xuan is a little big, the last time the insect store opened, these four idiots brought three greenback insects to smash the field, I don't know what they want to do today? This is the first big gamble of the "Super Autumn Battle Hall", and he can't let him mess with it!

The look of surprise on the faces of the three idiots flashed, and then they returned to an indifferent expression.

The four idiots didn't come over to say hello to the senior brother, and stood in the corner with a tray in hand.

Zhou Xuan walked over and asked, "What are you doing here?" ”

The four idiots said coldly: "If you don't remove my senior brother's status as a sword slave, I will make trouble for you every day." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "I am willing to gamble and lose, your senior brother is willing to be my sword slave." You take him to Yantang Mountain, and he will come back to recognize his master, alas, a rare loyal servant, you are entangled like a woman like this will only bring him trouble, do you really think that the world is at your disposal? ”

When the four idiots heard Zhou Xuan say that he was like a woman, his face changed, and he said, "You teach my senior brother the Thirty-six Zhenlong Bureau." Then the master-servant relationship will be dissolved, and my senior brother will naturally leave. ”

Zhou Xuan laughed angrily. looked at the three idiots on the side and said: "Wow, sword slave, it turns out that you are enduring humiliation and want to steal the teacher to learn the arts, learn my thirty-six Zhenlong questions, no way!" ”

The three idiots bowed down and said: "The sword slave has sworn to serve his master for the rest of his life and protect his master, if he violates this oath." God hates it! ”

Zhou Xuan thought to himself: "God hates it, who does it hate?" He said, "Okay, you tell your junior brother to get out of here." ”

The four idiots said angrily: "I'm here to gamble on worms, why did you drive me away?" If you want to leave, I'll drive everyone here away. ”

The gambling silver on the counter is already piled very high, I'm afraid there are thousands of taels, if this is broken up by the four idiots, the reputation of the "Super Autumn Battle Hall" will be over.

Zhou Xuan secretly regretted accepting three idiots as sword slaves, this guy is a scourge. said: "If you want to gamble on worms, bet, don't make trouble, otherwise I will tell the three idiots to practice from morning to night, practice swords, and don't stop." Sword slave, how can you do it if you don't practice swords! ”

"You!" The four idiots now know that Zhou Xuan is very shameless, and said hatefully: "If I don't make trouble, it's okay, you promise to gamble with me again." ”

"And to gamble, bet on what? You brothers and sisters can only kill people a few times! ”

"I'm going to fight tea with you. ”

When Zhou Xuan heard the tea fight, his heart moved, and he asked, "How to fight?" ”

The four idiots said: "Naturally, it is the ninth difficulty of tea fighting." ”

Zhou Xuanxin said: "I just learned, and you are here, so you have to give me some more time." Asked, "What bet?" ”

The fourth idiot said: "I won, you give away thirty-six Zhenlong questions." and expelled my senior brother from the Zhou Mansion. Or order him to go back to Yantang Mountain and live in seclusion—"

Zhou Xuan smiled "hehe": "Order him to live in seclusion, it is better to order him to be an immortal." Merry! ”

The four idiots asked: "Do you agree?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Tell me what to do if you lose, and see if the bet is tempting?" ”

The four idiots gritted their teeth and said, "If I lose, I will be your tea slave." ”

Zhou Xuan laughed: "Very good, when you become my tea slave, then your fifth brother will also come to gamble with me, the old 2 will also come, and the boss will come, all of them will lose to me, and they will be my sword slaves, chess slaves, tea slaves, insect slaves, chicken slaves, hehe, chicken slaves, it's really unheard of." ”

The four idiots stared at Zhou Xuan coldly, gritting their teeth, if it weren't for the third brother saying that he wanted to protect this guy, he would have pulled his knife against each other a long time ago, when had the five idiot rangers been so scorned!

"Less daydreaming, gambling or not?"

"Don't bet. Zhou Xuan shook his head and said, "I'm not interested, I don't want to accept such slaves, eat my land and drink my land, and make trouble for me." ”

The four idiots said angrily: "Then I will overturn this Fighting Insect Pavilion, my senior brother only said to protect you, as long as I don't do anything to you, senior brother can't control it." ”

Zhou Xuan looked at the three idiots, but the three idiots didn't react, it seemed that he was acquiescing to his junior brother's statement, this sword slave is too inauthentic!

Zhou Xuan looked at the four idiots and said, "You are quite willing to pay for your senior brother, should he be your own brother?" ”

The four idiots said: "It's not my sibling brother, it's my cousin." ”

Zhou Xuan said "oh" and said: "Well, since you are so willing to share weal and sorrow with your cousin, and you want to enter the Zhou Mansion as a slave, I will fulfill you and start gambling in a month." ”

"Why a month later, just three days later. ”

"If you want to gamble for a month, don't bet on pulling down. ”

The four idiots thought for a while and said, "Okay, I'll come to you on September 18, and I'll start gambling on the 19th." After that, he bowed slightly to the three idiots and said, "Third brother, take care." "Walk away with the plate.

Lin Hanyun had been listening to the side, and then pulled Zhou Xuan aside and said, "Let my sister help you gamble, you will definitely win." ”

Zhou Xuan snickered: "I have this intention, but I also have to learn myself, and I have to prepare carefully, the fraud can't show flaws, like the four idiots, put that 'Yiyang Wei Yan' in the abandoned temple for the three idiots to catch, this method is too clumsy, this is their trick first, they can't blame us, right?" ”

Lin Hanyun said yes again and again.

There was a "ding" sound of the copper chime, the bets were stopped, and the insect war began immediately.

Look at the odds: "famous Zhang He" ten to seven, "untouchable" ten to fourteen.

Zhou Xuan went to the counter and asked, this insect war received a total of 370 insect friends of 3,500 taels of silver and 52,370 bets, if the "famous general Zhang He" wins, the "Super Autumn Battle Hall" can make a profit of one-twelve, that is, more than 400 taels of silver, and if the "untouchable" wins, because the "untouchable" odds are high, the "Super Autumn Battle Hall" can only earn 100 taels of silver.

Zhou Xuan really wants to bet on himself and bet "untouchable" to win, but according to the customary rules of the insect society, both insects are "Super Autumn Battle Hall", so the people of the "Super Autumn Battle Hall" cannot participate in betting, in case of deliberate manipulation of gambling insects, if one of the insects is challenged by the foreign society, then you can bet casually.

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