Chapter 1: I Believe You're a Ghost!
It's the weekend!
With some fruit in his hand, Shirasaki walked into this remote street that the men in the neighborhood were talking about.
The side streets look very ordinary, no different from other side streets.
There are all kinds of shops on both sides of the street, and the most popular of them is "washing, cutting and blowing".
"Little brother, come in and wash your hair?" As soon as I walked into the small street, the "shampoo" aunt with heavy makeup at the corner of the street greeted Shirasaki with a smile on her face.
“36D!” Shirasaki glanced at his aunt's chest, a little surprised.
However, he quickly came back to his senses, shook his head at the aunt with a slight smile, did not speak, and continued to walk.
After walking a few more steps, I came to the door of another shampoo shop, and saw a young woman dressed more avant-garde, with big breasts and buttocks, beckoning to Shirasaki:
"Come on, little brother, be happy!"
I have to say that the young ones are really more open now, and they even speak so straightforwardly, which makes Baisaki's little heart a little unbearable.
Shirasaki's gaze lingered on the middle-aged woman's chest for a moment, and she swallowed her saliva.
36D, this kind of "strange thing" that can almost be called rare in schools, is everywhere in this small street!
Although the woman looks like she is in her thirties, she still brings a charming and enchanting visual impact.
Bai Qi couldn't help but sigh a little in his heart: It's a pity, the young master has a mental cleanliness habit, eh......
He didn't speak, shook his head at the woman with the same slight smile, and continued to walk forward.
As Bai Qi walked, he looked at the beautiful women who had lost his footing, and couldn't help but feel a burst of heartache:
"Legend has it that in this small street, the more you go inside, the better the goods become, and now it seems that this is the case, but ...... Eh~ What a violent thing! ”
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but think of the purpose of his coming today, and muttered to himself:
"Damn, this bad old man is so bad, he actually lives in a place like this!"
However, the next moment he remembered the old man again, with a fairy-like and detached appearance, not like other gods, his face was full of hypocrisy.
Thinking of the old man, even now, a week later, Bai Qi's mind still clearly retains the appearance of the old man talking:
"Young man, the old man sees that your Yin Tang is black, and there will be a bloody disaster in the near future! Well...... Give, this is the old man's address, if you can trust the old man, remember to come to the old man next week today! ”
Combined with what the old man said, plus the many troubles encountered this week.
It's like something, I was almost hit by a flower pot that fell from the roof, I stepped on something unclean while walking, and I was found by the teacher when I was playing with my mobile phone in class...... You must know that the scenes that are only in these movies have never happened to him before!
This week has not been smooth, and it can even be called the most unfortunate time in his Shirasaki in the past twenty years.
Judging from these things, he has become more and more convinced of this strange old man's words, he may really have a bloody disaster!
"Hmm...... Maybe this is a way for masters to hone their will, but not necessarily! Bai Qi muttered to himself again, "As the so-called small hidden in the forest, the big hidden in the city!" ”
How can he guess such a master!
After walking for a while, Shirasaki finally reached the end of the side street, and came to the address that the old man had said—a dilapidated house.
At this time, Shirasaki, after receiving some secular baptism, has red ears, and his handsome face seems to be a ripe red apple.
"Next time!"
When Bai Qi was about to knock on the door, a vicissitudes of life came from the room, but the tone was a little strange.
Hearing this, Bai Qi was surprised for a while, he had just come over, and his steps were obviously very light, but he didn't expect to be discovered.
Next time? No, buddy, this is a bloody disaster, and the next time you come, maybe your buddy will already be cold, how can you come!
"Sure enough, it's a master!" In Bai Qi's heart, he believed more and more what the old man in the house said.
Just when Shirasaki wanted to knock on the door again and ask the old man to help him resolve the bloody disaster as soon as possible, the door suddenly opened from the inside.
It was a beautiful middle-aged woman who opened the door.
"Next...... Next time! Bai Qi stammered, and suddenly realized in his heart.
The woman looks like she is just in her early thirties, with a recently popular ball head, a perfect melon seed face, a beauty mole dotted under the corner of her eyes, wearing a very avant-garde and revealing red cheongsam, white and beautiful, long legs and plump buttocks, convex and backward, these words are used on the woman in front of her, it can be said that it is not an exaggeration at all.
A woman's place is perfect, but the most eye-catching thing is the angry twin peaks, which "frightened" Bai Qi, who was already red in the ears, and added a little red rhyme to his face.
The woman found that there was someone at the door, looked up, and saw that it was a boy in his early twenties, who was quite handsome, so she threw a wink, and her lips opened slightly:
"Well, that's good! It looks okay, do you want to know more about it? ”
After the woman finished speaking, she deliberately shook the plump twin peaks on her chest towards Shirasaki.
Bai Qi's gaze still stayed on the woman's chest, and the woman's trembling and questioning made him a little caught off guard.
"I ......"
"Eh, Xiao Wan! How can you talk to my guests like that?! Just when Bai Qi wanted to speak, the vicissitudes of life voice came from inside the door again, but there was a little strange meaning in this vicissitudes of life.
"Humph!"
The woman glanced back into the room, snorted, and walked towards the street.
Before leaving, he glanced at Bai Qi secretly, and couldn't help but make Bai Qi a little dazed.
"It's really...... Superior? How old and strong you have to be! ”
After the woman left, Shirasaki's impression of the old man couldn't help but be a little shaken.
"Come in!" The sound of vicissitudes came from inside the room again, but this time it sounded very sacred.
"Hmm...... Maybe I'm looking for his help! Shirasaki came back to his senses, even though he knew that this reason was a bit far-fetched, but he still chose to comfort himself.
It's all here, it should be okay to go in and take a look, if this old man really lied to him, it's a big deal for the buddy to wave his sleeves and leave.
Shirasaki carried the fruit and walked slowly into the house.
The house is not very big, the light in the house is relatively dim, there is no light, and you can only barely see the furnishings in the house.
The furnishings in the house are very simple.
A table of eight immortals, with two mahogany chairs on both sides, and a simple tea set on the table of eight immortals.
These furnishings were originally very ordinary, and they were the furniture of a high-ranking person.
However, when Shirasaki saw that there was a mattress in the house, it was nothing, but there were other things on the bed, and he couldn't bear it.
What kind of women's bras, seductive and charming Durex, sexy women's lingerie...... These things, not only on the bed, but also in the corners of the house, there are a few things faintly scattered.
Seeing this, Bai Qi completely understood, where is this a master, this is clearly a perverted old man.
"No, I have to go!"
Superior, this is also a master! Bah! Compared to him, Shirasaki felt that he was a saint, and in front of this old man, he was simply a blank sheet of paper.
"Smack!"
Just when Shirasaki wanted to leave this place of right and wrong, the door suddenly slammed and he shut.
The next moment, the incandescent lights in the room lit up.
"Young man, it's all here, don't be busy!"
The old man sat firmly on a chair next to the table of the Eight Immortals, picked up the teacup on the table, took a sip, and looked at Bai Qi nonchalantly.
"You...... Hello......" Shirasaki was a little blinded by the sudden light, "Actually, I just happened to be passing by!" ”
"Passing by? Young man, I am also a few hundred years old, is it necessary to do this? ”
The old man sitting on the chair looked at the young man in front of him and said meaningfully.
"How many hundreds?" Hearing this, I don't know why, Shirasaki suddenly wanted to laugh a little.
is hundreds of years old, and he is still so "old and strong"! I believe you're a ghost, you bad old man is very bad!
"Eh~ young man, the old man knows what you're thinking!" The old man looked at Bai Qi with deep eyes full of vicissitudes, "The old man knows that you are questioning the old man, but the old man is indeed hundreds of years old!" ”
Bai Qi looked at the old man's deep eyes, and for a moment, he couldn't even think of a trace of suspicion.
However, after all, Shirasaki is a good young man in the 21st century, after all, a highly educated college student, how can he be so easily seduced by this old man.
Shirasaki quickly came back to his senses, looked at the old man sitting on the mahogany chair, was slightly shocked, and muttered in his heart: It's terrible! I didn't think this old man was so powerful, could it be this old man...... Is it a pyramid scheme!?
"Eh, lad!" The old man seemed to be able to see through Bai Qi's thoughts, and explained, "The old man is not a pyramid scheme as you say! ”
"I'll go, how do you know what I'm thinking?" Bai Qi looked at the old man in surprise, his face full of incredulity.
"Eh~ After all, the old man has lived for hundreds of years, the little thoughts of your young people, if I can't guess the old man, it will be in vain for hundreds of years!" The old man's face was full of vicissitudes, and a familiar smile appeared.
Seeing the harmonious smile on the old man's face, Bai Qi muttered again in his heart: Could it be that this old man has really lived for hundreds of years? Impossible, absolute pyramid scheme, who will you deceive after living for hundreds of years...... But it doesn't look like he's lying!
At this time, Shirasaki suddenly thought of an article he had studied before - "Getaway".
There are two examples written in it, "Wraith" and "Tsubaki". One is to take 500 years old as spring and 500 years old as autumn; The other is to take 8,000 years old as spring and 8,000 years old as autumn.
Although both are large trees, they have survived for longer than ordinary trees.
Thinking of this, Bai Qi had a whim: Could it be that people can live a long time!
"People can live a long time!" The old man seemed to have seen through Shirasaki's mind again, "According to the old man's understanding, the longest recorded person in the world now seems to be only over 150 years old!" is over 150 years old, to be honest, in the eyes of the old man, he is just a junior! ”
When the old man said this, he was calm and light, as if he was saying something insignificant, and his tone was not mixed with the slightest falsehood.
Hearing the old man say this, Bai Qi did not speak, and looked at the old man suspiciously.
"Eh~ young man, come over for a cup of tea, let's talk slowly!" The old man poured tea into another teacup next to him and motioned for Shirasaki to sit down.
Bai Qi thought about it, and now let's not talk about whether this old man really lived for hundreds of years, just talk about what he said to himself, he will have a bloody disaster, plus some small omens that have appeared now.
Because of this, he really can't just leave, even if this old man's character is a little worse, or a little more, then he has to stay.
Thinking of this, Bai Qi slowly walked to the other side of the Eight Immortals Table and sat down.
"Come, tea!" The old man looked at Shirasaki kindly, nodded, and pushed the teacup on the table to Shirasaki.
Bai Qi picked up the teacup, looked at the tea, there was no tea leaves, smelled it, the tea fragrance overflowed, it made people feel very comfortable, relaxed, took a sip, it was not bitter at all, but a little sweet.
Unexpectedly, this old man was also proficient in the tea ceremony, and at this time, Bai Qi couldn't help but admire and admire in his heart.
"Oh, yes, I actually ......"
Just when Shirasaki was about to explain his intentions, his head suddenly dizzy, and the sky spun around, as if he had been beaten with a hammer.
"How? The old man's tea is okay, don't you feel dizzy? Seeing Bai Qi like this, the old man suddenly smiled maliciously.
"I'll your lord!" It's all at this time, how can Shirasaki not know what's going on.
Your uncle, there's something wrong with this tea!
Bai Qi cursed in his heart, at this time words could no longer describe his mood, and ten thousand grass and mud horses were galloping in his heart.
The old man came to Bai Qi's side, looked at the sleepy Bai Qi, nodded vigorously, and kept muttering:
"There is a future, there is a future, it is really worthy of the old man's fancies!"
"Fancy your sister, I ......"
Bai Qi had just opened his mouth and wanted to scold the old man for a few words, when he felt a sharp pain in his head again, and the next moment he fainted directly, and the fruit he was holding in his hand was also scattered all over the ground the next moment.