Chapter 112: Heaven Help Me
What a thunderclap on the ground!
No way!
It's impossible!
This TM must be an illusion!
It doesn't make sense, but I grew up watching shooting stars and making wishes, all of which backfired, without exception, I was already very lucky that I didn't follow in the footsteps of the little girl who sold matches.
Han Yi was stunned, motionless, sweating profusely.
Xiao Yun didn't get much better, his little thumb trembled slightly, "Han-Han Yi, you-did you hear that?" β
"IβI hear you."
"Is this true?"
"You pinch your thighs and see if it's real."
"Oh."
"Oops!"
Han Yi suddenly felt a pain in his thigh, came to his senses, and glared at Xiao Yun angrily: "What are you pinching me for." β
Xiao Yun said cutely: "It doesn't hurt me to pinch you!" β
As soon as she finished saying this, she suddenly stood up and said, "Noβit's not a dream, oh, has your wish come true?" It's over, it's over. β
Han Yi said blankly: "Eldest sister, even if my wish comes true, it's a good thing, what does it mean to be finished?" β
Xiao Yun said depressedly: "I don't want to be a cow or a horse for you." β
Dare to love this matter, hum, you woman is notoriously untrustworthy, I will believe that you are a ghost. Han Yi rolled his eyes and said, "Come on, you are willing, I am not willing yet." β
At this moment, I heard a squeak, and someone said, "Brother Han, something happened, I seem to hear the sound of thunder." β
I saw two guys, Chubby and Ono, rubbing their eyes, and walked out of the house.
It seems to be true.
Han Yi and Xiao Yun glanced at each other again.
"It's true, you didn't lie to me!"
Xiao Yun suddenly pursed his mouth, looking like he was about to cry.
Han Yi was stunned and said, "What did I lie to you?" β
"It turns out that making a wish on a meteor can really come true." Xiao Yun said: "I've seen so many meteors, and I haven't made a wish, I-I." β
It's a loss!
Xiao Yun felt that he had lost a lot, and so many wishes had been wasted.
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Han Yi was speechless for a while, of course he was a liar. But it is up to people to make things happen, and it's up to heaven to make things happen, and if God wants to do things, he has nothing to do! But it's a bit of a joke!
"Brother Han. Big sister, what are you talking about? β
Brother Xiong and Ono walked up to them and looked at them curiously.
Where is Xiao Yun still in the mood to speak.
Han Yi rubbed his forehead and said, "We're telling a sad story." β
At this time, I heard a loud noise outside.
Han Yi suddenly remembered something, and immediately said, "You guys stay here first." I'll go out and have a look. β
Brother Xiong and Xiao Ye also followed, but Han Yi didn't agree, let them stay here, and then hurriedly went out, but he was not alone, now he is a key protection object, Yang Zhanfei arranged ten masters to protect him closely.
When I came outside, I saw a column of soldiers rushing through the street.
What happened? It can't be that the meteor that landed in the city, in that case, then I will become a sinner for the ages.
Han Yi was about to find someone to come over and ask. Suddenly, three or five sentry horses came to him, and one of them said: "Han Gongzi, you are the best here, our second son asks you to go to the south wall immediately." β
Han Yi was stunned, nodded, got into the carriage, and ran towards the south wall.
When I came to the south wall, I saw Yang Zhanfei standing by the wall and looking into the distance.
"Second son, Han Gongzi is here."
Yang Zhanfei said: "Brother Han, God help me." God help me! β
Han Yi was surprised: "What do you mean?" β
"Come here."
Yang Zhanfei eagerly pulled Han Yi to the wall, and then pointed to the distance and said, "Look over there." β
Han Yi looked at it and saw the flames in the distance, which he didn't have to think about to know was brought by a meteorite.
Yang Zhanfei said happily: "You must not guess." Just now, the divine stone fell from the sky, and it fell there. β
I can't guess, because this meteorite is what I made a wish for. Han Yi was embarrassed to be silent.
Yang Zhanfei then said: "You can't guess that the place where the divine stone fell seems to be the enemy barracks. β
"It can't be such a coincidence!"
Han Yi looked shocked, this god got a meteorite for him. It's already very face-saving, but I didn't expect that God would give such a big face, and it really fell into the enemy barracks, and I can't help but think, is God making up for my three hundred and sixty-five unfulfilled wishes before.
Yang Zhanfei said: "It's not clear yet, I have already sent someone to investigate, I believe there will be news soon." As he spoke, he clenched his left hand into a fist and slapped his right palm hard, "This one divine stone can wipe out all the enemy troops, that's good." β
Han Yi frowned when he heard this, and said, "Second son, but most of those people are also ordinary people. β
Yang Zhanfei was stunned for a moment, and said: "But who told them to rebel, this is all their own fault, and they can't blame others, think about it, before they invaded Yangzhou, did you think that most of them here are also some people." β
Han Yi was stunned for a moment, and didn't say anything more, after all, he is not a person of the same era, and his thoughts will inevitably be different.
After a while, a sentry rushed up the city wall, "Second Prince, that divine stone really landed in the enemy camp. β
"What?"
Han Yi was so shocked that he almost didn't bite off his tongue, this is too mysterious, he still thinks he is dreaming.
Yang Zhanfei was overjoyed and said, "Have all the enemy troops been wiped out by the Divine Stone?" β
"That's not true, the divine stone is not very big, it just destroyed a few tents of the enemy's front army, but now the enemy army is in chaos."
Yang Zhanfei was a little regretful, and said: "It's a pity that it's late at night, and I didn't make arrangements in advance, otherwise, if I lead the army to attack at this time, I will definitely be able to win a big victory." β
This is very, very dangerous in ancient night battles, not like the TV show, you can fight night battles at any time, in fact, there are very few night battles in ancient times, and you must be precise before deployment, because you can't see the road clearly at night, and even people can't see clearly, this rash rush out, the danger is very great.
Han Yi said: "I don't approve of attacking either, the second son thought of it." Then Chen Shuozhen must have thought of it, in the middle of the night, if Chen Shuozhen planned to set up an ambush on both sides of the road, we would definitely go and never return. β
Yang Zhanfei nodded. sighed: "Such a good opportunity, just missed it in vain, it's really unwilling!" β
Han Yi rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "What the second prince said is that God is helping us." We can't afford to waste this opportunity. β
Yang Zhanfei said happily: "You don't have a way." β
Han Yi said: "The second prince doesn't need to send someone to attack at all, just quietly send someone with a war drum, lurk near the enemy camp, and then beat the war drum to intimidate the enemy, and we can also plan it, then Chen Shuo really didn't say that she was a Taishang Laojun's person, let's say that she was actually some Taishang Laojun's mount, secretly descended to earth, and turned into a goblin." Trying to disturb the human world has violated the rules of heaven, so the heavens sent the gods and Buddhas to arrest her and return to the heavenly court, so that her followers will become suspicious of her, so that not only will they not be repelled but completely dismantled. β
He has never read a book, and he has also read Journey to the West at the door of other people's homes, and it all says so.
Yang Zhanfei's eyes flashed when he heard this, and he said, "Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! That's a great plan! I'll arrange it. β
Pressed for time. He immediately went down and made arrangements.
This Chen Shuozhen is really unlucky, he was fooled by Han Yi's empty city plan during the day, and he suffered this great disaster at night, which is really unlucky. Drinking cold water will stuff your teeth.
Just as the rebels were in chaos, on the two mountains next to them, war drums suddenly sounded.
This frightened the rebels, and they had not yet come out of the shadow of the meteorite bombardment, and saw the Tang army attacking again. There was a mess when they landed, you must know that they are all ordinary people, they have not undergone any training, if they win all the way, then it is good to say, once this encounters any accidents, it will be difficult to control.
I heard many people shouting in unison, saying that Chen Shuo was really just the mount of Taishang Laojun, secretly descending to earth, turning into a goblin, trying to harm the mortal world, and now he has provoked the wrath of the heavens, so he ordered the gods and Buddhas to go down to the earth to clean up this goblin.
This shout is terrible, because these rebels only saw the gods and Buddhas coming to the world during the day, and the divine stones fell down this night, which is hard not to believe, if you Chen Shuo is really a real fairy, God should help you, this divine stone should also fall on the other side, why did it fall on our side, it can be seen that the gods and Buddhas are real, then you Chen Shuo is really there.
Although it is not known what the situation is inside the rebels, the rebels withdrew that night, before dawn.
This battle is really unfought.
The Yangzhou crisis was lifted in an instant.
Han Yi was also unexpected, this is really a classic battle, I'm afraid it will be difficult to replicate.
No matter what, the rebels still left, and they withdrew without even firing an arrow, and the city of Yangzhou was full of jubilation, and happiness came too quickly, and they were really not prepared at all.
It's dawn.
Han Yi dragged his tired body back to his residence, only to see three people standing inside, including Brother Xiong, Xiao Ye, and Yang Feixue.
"Brother Han is here."
Accompanied by a shout from Brother Xiong.
Brother Xiong and Ono immediately flew out, and one of them took Han Yi's hand and dragged him into the courtyard.
Han Yi smiled: "Why are you two so enthusiastic today. Miss Yang is so early! β
Well! What's the situation?
Han Yi saw that the three of them were constantly circling around him, from his face to his buttocks, looking at them one by one, and he was curious, "What are you doing?" β
The three of them were silent, and they circled around him, especially Brother Xiong, who actually bent over, supported his knees with both hands, and looked at Han Yi's chrysanthemum vigorously.
Han Yi hurriedly turned around and said, "Little Fatty, who did you learn this from, you have to watch again, be careful that I beat you." β
Brother Xiong, Xiao Ye, and Yang Feixue exchanged glances, and their eyes were full of doubts.
What about these people?
Han Yi said: "Have you seen enough?" β
The three of them were silent.
Nerve! Han Yi didn't bother to ask, he was really tired, so he picked up the wine left on the stone table last night, brought himself a glass, and poured it into his mouth.
"Immortals? Monster? β
Yang Feixue said suddenly.
Burst!
When Han Yi heard this familiar line, he immediately squirted out a mouthful of wine, and said with a smile: "What kind of fairy monster, I am still here--Xiaozun Bao." β
PS: Ask for recommendations, ask for subscriptions. By the way, there are really records in history about this meteorite, and Chen Shuo is really so unlucky, but I didn't make it up, I just changed the location. (To be continued.) )