Chapter 035: Verbal Sword
"Major General Luo, is there anything wrong with the little envoy?" Lu Dongzan made Luo Tong's back tingle, and he had a terrifying feeling of pores, like Little Red Riding Hood that let the big bad wolf target him.
"Songtsen Gampo Jingru?"
"Exactly!" Lu Dongzan cheered up and replied cautiously, to be honest, he was not afraid of Li Shimin, let alone those civil and military ministers, but this Luo Tong gave him a feeling of having nothing to hide, his eyes like an eagle falcon were full of ridicule, and he seemed to be naked in his eyes, and he was very uncomfortable
"Benevolence, righteousness and morality are the supreme ideas of Confucianism, but what Songtsen Gampo did was a matter of misery!"
Lu Dong praised: "Because of this, my king needs Confucian classics to quell the killing." ”
"Songtsen Gampo said in Nepal that he respected the Buddha, and was appreciated by the king of Nepal, who not only gave countless classics, but also promised the marriage contract of the princess! What did Songtsen Gampo do? waved Buddhist scriptures in one hand, but used the money given by the king of Nepal to recruit troops and horses, causing the corpses of Tibet to accumulate like mountains and rivers of blood; When the money was not enough, he told the king of Nepal that the tribes did not respect the Buddha, so he cheated gold and silver money to expand the size of the army! Trick your army into armouring with armor and weapons! Here, you Lu Dongzan accounts for most of the credit, right? ”
Looking at Lu Dongzan, Luo Tong sneered: "You Lu Dongzan is now deceiving the Tang Dynasty under the same pretext, and what is even more excessive is that you have upgraded your means of deception, wanting to deceive my Chinese nation for thousands of years in one fell swoop!" An eleven-year-old child in Songtsen Gampo District, who is in charge of less than one-tenth of Tibet, has uncles and brothers seizing power inside, and there are rebellions in various tribes outside. Hmph, is he qualified? His life or death has nothing to do with me, but as long as I am Luo Tong, I will never allow the Tang Dynasty skills to flow into Tibet. ”
Luo Tong unceremoniously debunked Lu Dongzan's intentions and bowed his hand to Li Shimin: "Your Majesty, the greatest advantage of our Chinese nation is that it has a long civilization and exquisite skills. ”
Luo Tong's words are too amazing, China's millennium polemic, but when it comes to China's advantages, it is nothing more than money, food, population, and land people, there is no such argument as Luo Tong, so what he said can be said to be shocking.
Not only Li Shimin is curious, but with so many people, who is not surprised? Luo Tong is in the spotlight again.
"What is civilization? Civilization is the inheritance of the essence of ancestors. Since the beginning of the Three Kings and Five Emperors, Huaxia has been inheriting the essence of the ancestors, and now, four thousand years have passed. The essence of 4,000 years of precipitation is so broad and profound, the Turks and Tibetans do not even have writing, and Goguryeo is even more shameless and directly accepts our writing as its own. How did they come from civilization? The army of the Tang Dynasty has military regulations and military orders, and the subjects of the Tang Dynasty are bound by the laws of the Han Dynasty. ”
These are all facts, Li Shimin couldn't help nodding.
"Civilization alone is not enough, but also developed skills." Luo Tong got to the point, as a modern person, he knows the importance of science and technology.
"China has developed skills, but do the Turks and Tibetans have them? The Huns didn't even know how to smelt iron, they mainly used shoddy weapons, and they still wore leather armor! And Datang's iron-smelting technique is far from the top of the world. ”
Li Shimin also realized the seriousness of the problem, but seeing that some people with rigid brains were particularly unconvinced, he asked on their behalf: "Why not let the aliens feel the prosperity of my Tang Dynasty?" ”
"Yes!" Luo Tong smiled: "The meaning of the existence of culture is communication, only communication can make progress, and resting on one's laurels will only go backwards." But there are some things that don't communicate, such as smelting technology. My Datang smelting technology is unparalleled in the world. What are the benefits of passing on this smelting technology to my Datang? No, passing it out will only make the weapons of the alien race sharper, and make the armor of the alien race stronger, since my Datang can't get benefits, why not keep some, let my Datang's sword always be sharper than the alien race, and let my Datang's armor always be stronger than the alien race, wouldn't it be wonderful! ”
When he said this, Luo Tong remembered the katana, the katana is one of the three famous blades in the world, but if there is no Tang Dynasty technology, if there is no Tang knife as a sample, how can they invent the katana?
Li Shimin and others who understood that their expressions were ever-changing, but their eyes gradually brightened.
"Your Majesty!" Du Ruyan stood up violently and said: "It is not a bad thing to let the Datang culture be widely preserved, let the world feel the wealth and strength of my Datang, and let all countries come to congratulate." However, there are some things that benefit others and harm themselves, and they really shouldn't be allowed to learn them. ”
Luo Tong also secretly admired that Du Ruhui's "governing the country and valuing profit" was really good.
Although it is only four words, although it is not a profound truth, but under the atmosphere of this villain valuing profit and gentleman valuing righteousness, it is not easy for Du Ruhui to say "governing the country and valuing profit".
After the synchronization of thoughts, Luo Tong's spirit was shocked, and he pointed directly at Lu Dongzan and said: "Lu Dongzan uses 'respecting Confucianism' as a guise, but what he does is stealing the country!" Once successful, Tubo will be able to use our Tang Dynasty agricultural books to produce military rations, strengthen medical skills, and train soldiers...... In the end, I condescendingly used the Tang crossbow technique to hunt my people, smelt my soldiers, raise horses to step on our land, make armor to resist my sword and arrow, and attack my city with the technique of military formation...... Lu Dongzan's plot for the eternal peace of my Tang Dynasty is sinister and palpitating! Deceived Datang should be punished. ”
A flash of lightning flashed in Li Shimin's eyes, and he almost agreed to Luo Tong's suggestion. He is famous for his ability to recognize people, his vision is vicious, and his accuracy in knowing people is unmatched, only in this short confrontation, he has seen that Lu Dongzan's intelligence is no less than that of Fang Du of the Tang Dynasty.
This kind of talent is worth millions of heroes, and its destructive power is really amazing.
It's just that it's one thing to be heartbeat, but the reality is another, in front of so many foreign envoys, slaughtering the envoys of a country is too ungraceful, who will dare to communicate with Datang in the future?
"Alright, that's the end of the matter!" Li Shimin waved and asked Luo Tong not to say any more, he was afraid that he would be stunned if he was careless, so Luo Tong slashed Lu Dongzan in a flicker.
"You're cheap!" Luo Tong also knew Li Shimin's difficulties, and glared at the sweaty Lu Dongzan unwillingly.
He whistled, trotted away from the string arrow, pouted his face affectionately, stuck out his tongue, and kept licking Luo Tong's cheeks, looking very affectionate!
Luo Tong pushed it, but the horse followed, stuck out his tongue and licked it, and Luo Tong pushed again...... One person and one horse, so often recovering and leaving step by step!
Everyone was surprised and amused, and people were just like them, even the horses were so scoundrels, they were really a perfect match.
"Good horse!" Li Shimin took a careful look at the string arrow, his heart couldn't help beating, and he was amazed again and again. In front of Lixian Arrow, the six horses he owned were like children, and they were not worth a question.
Wei Chi Jingde, Hou Junji and others also revealed obsession in their eyes.
Everyone has heard for a long time that Luo Tong seized the horse, but, today is the first appearance of the Lixian Arrow, just focused on the people in the national affairs, everyone only thinks that the Lixian Arrow is a horse, and now a closer look, only to find that the Lixian Arrow is not a horse, but the emperor of the horse!
The muscles made of steel, the body full of explosive power, the mane like snow, and the dreamlike beauty are all amazing and intoxicating.
This miracle BMW, as a battlefield warrior, who can not love it.
But, there is only envy! It is obvious that the divine psychic has surrendered to Luo Tong, and it only chooses one master in its life, and others only have hot eyes.
The off-string arrow won the envy of everyone, and Luo Tong was also proud, when he tamed it, he tossed it so much that he only had half a life left, but it was very cost-effective.
Suddenly, there was a shout: "Your Majesty Datang, Xiangxiong intends to make peace with Datang!" ”
Luo Tong was furious, it's all like this, and there is still someone who wants to kiss? Is it really a Tang insult? immediately ran back to the field with great momentum.
Luo Tong looked up, but saw a girl in a green shirt coming out of the left seat! The girl's beauty is full of heroism, radiant and radiant, her face is really condensed with goose fat, her lips are like cherry blossoms, her eyebrows are like ink paintings, and her spirit is like autumn water.
Luo Tong came to the Xiangxiong girl's side, the first thought was so tall, this girl was tall and slender, half a head taller than Luo Tong standing together, she was about seventeen or eighteen years old, under the brown bangs was a white jade face, a towering nose bridge and a pair of big and bright eyes, beautiful blue eyes, shining like jewels. She was wearing a long white dress with wide sleeves and light sleeves, a light blue cardigan vest, and a beautiful floral hat on her head, and a dozen or so long black braids hanging down from her shoulders, which hung down to the back of her hips, and were still swaying gently at the moment.
"Princess Yaochi of Xiangxiong Kingdom, I have seen His Majesty and Queen of the Tang Dynasty!" Princess Yaochi bowed to the two supremes and said, "Xiangxiong is willing to make peace with the Tang Dynasty and marry Qin and Jin forever." ”
Li Shimin's eyes flashed cold, the eldest grandson queen was also unhappy, the civil and military forces of the Tang Dynasty were all fierce, is it really humiliating to be the Tang Dynasty?
One by one, clowns jumped off the beam, and they came out to demonstrate one after another.
"Zhangxiong, you want to be close, right? Uncle Luo tells you honestly little girl! I am the Tang Dynasty with iron bones, I should be proud of the world, do not make peace, do not pay compensation, do not cut land, do not pay tribute, the courtiers guard the country, and the king dies! If the war requires, thousands of people in the Tang Dynasty, regardless of gender, can go into battle to kill the enemy. ”
Luo Tong was also furious, and under Li Shimin's instructions, he spoke out angrily, it was a matter of honor and disgrace for the country, and beauties had no privileges, so they still cleaned up.
"No harmony, no compensation, no land, no tribute! The courtiers guard the country, and the king dies! ”
Li Shimin was shocked when he heard this, his eyes were shining, and he immediately shouted: "This is the integrity of my Tang Dynasty, from now on, this sentence will be the ancestral training of my Tang Dynasty and the code of conduct of the emperors of all dynasties!" Those who have peace with relatives will punish the nine clans"
The military generals of the Manchu Dynasty immediately shouted in unison: "The ministers will definitely shroud the body of horse leather and guard the country for Your Majesty." ”
"No harmony, no compensation, no land, no tribute! The courtiers guard the country, and the king dies! ”
The stormy waves sounded, and almost all of them raised their voices and roared!
Luo Tong stared coldly at Princess Yaochi, and said coldly: "Little girl! Did you hear that? This is the voice of Datang, the only voice in the face of aliens. ”
"Isn't the way the young general said it?" Princess Yaochi asked confusedly.
"Ugh!" Luo Tong pinched the second half of the words: "You said that Princess Zhangxiong and the daughter of the clan married into the Tang Dynasty?" ”
Princess Yaochi nodded and said, "Exactly!" ”
The Tang Dynasty monarchs and ministers were excited, if this is the case, the Tang Dynasty will become the pioneer of "glory and pro", the previous was humiliation, then this way is glory.
Luo Tong glanced at Li Shimin, saw him nodding heavily, and said in his heart: "It's okay to be kind like this, but we don't want to be ugly!" ”
"Is Yaochi ugly?" Princess Yaochi pointed to herself and asked!
"It's not ugly, it's beautiful." Luo Tong told the truth, and then nodded: "You want to marry yourself into the Tang Dynasty!" Yes and no? ”
"Major General Luo is so smart, he can guess it!"
"Who are you going to marry? Prince? Or ......" Luo Tong looked at Li Shimin with a smile, Li Shimin is a Ming Jun, but he is a pervert, there is no doubt about it, he is tempted by an alien beauty like Princess Yaochi, he doesn't believe that this pervert will turn away.
Li Shimin blushed a little and was also a little annoyed. He didn't deny that he was lustful, but let Luo Tong look at it like this in front of his wife and children, and his face was inevitably a little unbearable.
Princess Yaochi shook her head! Then Mai Mai lowered his head, not knowing what to think?
Luo Tong suddenly thought of a possibility, jumped up suddenly, and stammered a little: "It can't be me, right?" ”
As soon as this remark came out, the audience was in an uproar!
Princess Changle smiled "poof", feeling that Luo Tong was a little whimsical.
But at this moment, the situation suddenly changed!
Princess Yaochi made a move that made everyone stunned. I saw her Huo Di turn around, and quickly put one hand around Luo Tong's waist and the other hand against the back of his head! Bowing his head, with lightning speed, he imprinted a pair of his ruddy and shining lips with a terrifying luster on Luo Tong's mouth!
Eyeballs jumping all over the place.
Luo Tong's eyes froze in an instant, his whole body was extremely stiff, and his head was a little short-circuited.
He was frightened, for fear of becoming the first person in the "male version of Heqin", but he didn't expect this woman to come to such a hand. So much so that when he was attacked by Princess Yaochi, he didn't know what was going on.
A war of words?
That's the real war of words.
The warm red lips and the petite and silky tongue directly knocked into Luo Tong's slightly open mouth in surprise.
Soft and fragrant, like a quiet orchid.
The first feeling is that it makes people feel like they are eating the marrow, and they will not want to leave.
The second feeling is anger, the anger of the sky! How can a good man of the Tang Dynasty lose to a Fanbang woman? If you die, you have to win it back, and turn passivity into initiative under grief and indignation!
Compared with Princess Yaochi, who arched her mouth in pain and felt nothing, Luo Tong is much stronger!
With just one move, Princess Yaochi lost her armor and collapsed.
Princess Yaochi roared in her mind, became blank, dizzy, and soaked, letting him tease around in her own mouth, the tender cloves were sucked hard, and a pair of lotus arms subconsciously wanted to push, but when they touched his shoulder, they just put it down weakly after all.
Let's chirp, chirp...... A series of sounds of water and milk intersecting shook everyone's eardrums.
Time seemed to freeze, and everyone's eyes were drawn to it.
Bold, arrogant, sensational, declining, morally degraded!
For a long time, Cheng bit Jin and blinked his eyes, fearing that the world would not shout: "Big nephew, the Tang boy must not lose!" ”
Li Shimin couldn't help but smile bitterly
At this time, the women of the Tang Dynasty were generally more reserved and introverted, and it was impossible to do anything embarrassing in public, of course, the kiln sisters in the kiln were exceptions, they were forced by life, and they had to do some debauchery moves, but now, Princess Yaochi, the favorite daughter of the monarch of the dignified southwest Xiangxiong Kingdom, actually came to such a hand, which is really eye-opening and amazing.
Princess Yaochi, the strange girl!
The six immortals of the Cheng family, Fang Yiai, Du He and other good deeds who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic all screamed.
No matter how the outside world coaxes!
This war is still raging!
Princess Yaochi still maintained that posture and did not move, and Luo Tong was also stiff in place, no different from a statue!
The two fight with their minds, and it is difficult to separate!
For a long time, the brave Princess Yaochi was finally defeated and lost to the heroes of the Tang Dynasty! Like a dead snake falling into Luo Tong's arms, he couldn't use half of his strength!
Luo Tong wiped the corner of his mouth with a trace of crystal saliva lingering, and said: "Your Majesty, thank Your Majesty Hongfu, after a bloody battle, Luo Tong won by luck, and I have come to hand over the decree, and I ask Your Majesty to reward you." Finally, don't forget to say, "Datang is mighty!" ”
The triumphant Luo Tong was full of spirit, majestic and majestic, and his voice was like a bell, which could be heard by the audience.
Li Shimin had a black line, so angry that he almost scolded his mother! What's the matter?
Your Majesty Hongfu? Bloody battle? Delivery? Reward?
Could it be more shameless?
"Haha......"
"Hey......
After the silence, the audience burst into laughter and fell into a sea of joy.
"The Tang Dynasty is mighty, and the major general is brave and invincible!" After a long time, the joy ended with the sound of a tsunami in the mountains.
Princess Yaochi, a prisoner of war, broke away from Luo Tong's embrace, her eyes flashed, and her whiteness added a touch of charm, her face was red like crying blood, and a heart in her chest was popping and beating, like a rabbit jumping alive.
She took a deep breath, walked up generously, put one hand on her right chest, and bowed deeply to Li Shimin: "Dear Your Majesty of the Tang Dynasty, the young general is a true hero of the Tang Dynasty, his courage is comparable to that of a lion and tiger, and his agility is comparable to that of an antelope, please allow Yaochi's peace and affinity!" ”
"His courage is comparable to that of a lion and tiger, and his agility is greater than that of an antelope!"
It makes people laugh again.