One of the students asked wistfully, "If we study psychology well, we will be able to predict the future." ”

The others also looked at Han Yi excitedly, if they could predict the future, then what would it matter if they were humiliated by Han Yi?

Apparently they all believed Han Yi's words.

Because the facts happened to them, they can't always remember what they eat and don't remember.

"It depends on how you define the meaning of the word 'learn well.'" Han Yi said and said: "But predicting the future is the highest meaning of psychology, you are still beginners, you have to start from the basics, this is basically not solid, let alone predicting the future, even the past you will not understand." And the basic knowledge of psychology can be summed up in two words, that is, --- observation. The observation of psychology must be meticulous, and you must not miss any detail, once you miss it, you may be greeted with failure. Carefully, cautiously, carefully...... It is the basis of observation in psychology, if I am not mistaken, this is also the rule of my military academy, this cannot be taught, as long as you all have to develop good habits, then you will naturally be able to observe the nuances, on the contrary, how I teach you, you will not learn. ”

While speaking, Han Yi walked to Ashina's side, he suddenly stopped, supported the two tables on the left and right with his hands, leaned forward, lowered his head slightly, looked at Ashina Servo with a smile, and said, "Ashina, did you play poker last night until three days later?" ”

Ashina Serva was stunned and said, "How do you know? ”

Han Yi pointed to his chest.

Ashina Fuluo looked down and found that there was some dirt on his chest, and he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

The rest of the people also turned their heads to look at each other, their eyes full of confusion.

Han Yi said: "This morning's breakfast in the cafeteria is steamed buns with pickles, I stood next to you and asked about a pickle flavor, you should be pickled vegetable juice, if I guessed correctly, this should be caused by pickles falling on your clothes." ”

Ashina said, "Maybe I didn't pay attention to it when I was eating breakfast. ”

"You're right!" Han Yi nodded with a smile and said, "Because you are using steamed buns to sandwich pickles, while walking in a hurry, while eating, naturally you didn't pay attention to the pickles falling on your clothes in the process." ”

Ashina Serva was surprised: "What do you see? ”

Han Yi smiled: "Actually, I have only just arrived, but I don't need to see it to know!" ”

Li Jingye said: "But it is also possible that he accidentally got it while sitting and eating." ”

Han Yi said: "Sitting and eating the body is leaning forward, and the pickles are eaten with clips, even if the pickles fall, most of them fall on the legs, not on the chest, and when I reminded Ashina, he was stunned for a moment, it can be seen that he doesn't know, if he is sitting in the cafeteria and eating with chopsticks, he has no reason not to know that the pickles fell on him." Other than that. ”

He looked at Ashina Serva again, "Your shoelaces are not tied either. ”

Ashina Luo looked down and was shocked again, the laces were really loose.

Han Yi said: "It can be seen that you got up late this morning, and in a hurry, you just sloppily tied your shoes." ”

Cheng Boxing said: "Even if this can prove that he got up late, it can't mean that he was playing poker last night!" ”

Han Yi smiled: "If he lives alone, this is really impossible to judge, but the problem is that he still has a roommate, you are his roommate, if you are all washed and he is still lying on the bed, won't you wake him up?" It can be seen that they all got up late, which proves that you all slept late last night, and there are no women in this college, what can you men do except play poker? Is it reading spring and autumn at night? ”

Speaking of this, he paused and said, "In addition, your performance confirmed my guess even more. ”

Cheng Boxing was taken aback.

Han Yi said: "When I said that Ashina Serva was playing poker, you showed a very weak heart. ”

Cheng Boxing said: "Who said that? ”

"Your hands."

"My hand?"

Cheng Boxing subconsciously raised his hands and looked at it, it was very clean, his nails were cut, and there were no stains.

Han Yi smiled, picked up a small notebook on his desk, and said, "Look! ”

Cheng Boxing looked at it, there was nothing special.

The rest of the students also looked confused, this is a small notebook, you haven't opened it, who knows what is written in it.

Han Yi pointed to the corner of the book on the lower right.

The students were slightly stunned, only to see that the corner of the book was rolled up, but what could this mean.

Han Yi explained: "Weakness of heart is actually the fear that others will know something, so when a person is weak, he will consciously and unconsciously cover up his weakness. Cheng Boxing's denial was conscious, but he didn't know that when I said that Ashina was playing poker, he began to unconsciously play with the corners of the book, which is a very typical symptom in psychology, so I'm sure you played poker late yesterday, why do you do this, it's because you don't need to exercise in the morning this morning, you think you have enough time to rest, but you didn't expect to get up late. ”

Li Jingye and the others saw Ashina and their expressions, and knew that Han Yi was not wrong. Many people hurriedly looked down at themselves.

"At this time, I bowed my head and played poker or chess last night, but I didn't play too late."

As soon as Han Yi's words fell, everyone raised their heads when they heard a loud sound.

"Looking up will only prove that you are a thief."

When everyone heard this, they subconsciously wanted to bow their heads, but halfway through it, they suddenly reacted, and they all looked embarrassed.

Han Yi couldn't help but smile, walked to the stage, turned his back to the group of students and said, "I hope you can learn from this, don't lie to me in the future, otherwise, you will die a miserable death." As he spoke, he came to the podium, turned to them, and said, "This is psychology, through meticulous observation, a large amount of information is obtained, so as to judge a person's past and future. When you learn psychology well, you will be able to anticipate the enemy on the battlefield and victory will be easy. Plus, when you know a girl's mind, everything becomes easier. ”

The eyes of the students lit up when they heard this, yes, whether this psychology can be used on the battlefield, it can also be used on pickling girls.

What a great science!

I can't help but fantasize that I will become a master of psychology one day, hugging left and right, and the scene where the strong enemy is wiped out.

It's so wonderful!

I want to study psychology!

Syllable!

A snap of fingers sounded.

The students woke up suddenly, and heard Han Yi laugh again: "Wake up, we are in class." ”

From Han Yi's eyes, they knew that Han Yi had seen what they were thinking, and then they looked at Han Yi with a flattering face, as if Han Yi was a graceful beauty.

"Professor Han!"

Qi Mingming suddenly raised his hand and said flatteringly: "I have a question I want to ask you." ”

"Just ask for advice, don't be weird, it's disgusting." Han Yi didn't have a good airway.

"Yes!"

Qi Ming swallowed and said, "Is it that if we learn psychology well, we won't be --- anymore.... What about making the same mistake as the last exercise? ”

"Of course not." Han Yi said: "So I won't come up with such a simple question for you next time." ”

"Can I not ask?" Qi Ming said with a sad face.

Han Yi smiled and said, "Of course you can." ”

Ashina Luo said excitedly: "Then I don't know how long Professor Han will come to give us a lesson?" ”

Han Yi said: "Let's see when I'm free." ”

Li Jingye said suddenly: "Then I don't know if there are any psychology textbooks to send to us?" ”

Han Yi didn't answer and asked, "By the way, is the Analects written by Confucius?" ”

Everyone was stunned, is this a chicken and a duck? One said: "The Analects were written by Confucius's disciples based on the words and deeds of Confucius and his disciples. ”

Han Yi said seriously: "Because I want you to do a good job of handwriting." ”

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then their disdainful gazes shot at Han Yi.

Han Yi's meaning is very simple, the textbook is written by you.

I have never seen Dacheng like this, and I compare myself with Confucius at every turn.

What is Confucius?

In terms of pretending, Han Yi has never served anyone!

.....．

The gongs and drums after school finally sounded, and I saw students coming out of the classroom one by one, all of them were full of happy smiles.

"Hey, hey, hey! Look at it, look over there. ”

"Look--- wow! What's going on? ”

"How is this possible--- possible?"

"What's going on?"

Time seemed to stand still at this moment, and the students who had just come out of the classroom were stunned to look at the aisle on the left side of the teaching building.

I saw a large group of people coming over, this is nothing, the key is that Han Yi is still standing in the middle, and Ashina Servo and they are gathered around Han Yi like dogs' legs, and there are people talking and laughing.

How is this possible?

Based on what happened years ago, it's unimaginable!

......

In a corner adjacent to the office.

"Sorry, sorry, let you break the bank!"

Cheng Chuliang stretched out his thick hand and shook it in front of them.

I saw vouchers slamming into his hands.

"How is this possible? What kind of drug did Han Yi give my son? He Li said angrily.

Cheng Chuliang laughed and said: "You don't know, this is the most powerful thing about Han Yi, he can make you hate him, but the next moment, he can make you happy and convinced, and treat him as a confidant, if not, how can he still be the dean, I have seen it in the training camp, you are really rare and strange." ”

"Then you didn't say it earlier?"

"Because of it, of course."

Cheng Chuliang happily raised the voucher in his hand, and smiled very much, now Chang'an's expenses are quite large, and it is really not easy to get a little extra money.