Chapter 68: Ogre Xiao Yi

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After a hard night, Xiao Yi finally completed the last process, soaked Hua Xiong's skull with medicinal liquid, and after a while, when the bone became white as jade, he could start making the skull bowl, thinking that he was one step closer to his dream of going home, although he didn't sleep all night, Xiao Yi was still excited and didn't feel sleepy at all!

People are in good spirits on happy occasions, first they took a beautiful hot bath to get rid of the smell of human flesh on their bodies, and then Xiao Yi changed into a light and clean soft armor, carefully combed his hair, and patted his little black face, feeling so handsome, then he proudly carried the sword and began to patrol the camp!

As a commander, patrolling the camp is one of the things that Xiao Yi often does, one is to check the defense deployment of the camp, check if there are any omissions, whether there is any need to improve, and moreover, you can also take the opportunity to communicate with the soldiers under him, listen to their voices, and those who want the same will win, if you want to be invincible, the general must work with the soldiers with one heart and one mind!

In the past, the soldiers both loved and respected Xiao Yi, as long as they were not on duty, they would run over to say hello to him affectionately, and when they met some particularly familiar old subordinates, they would drink a few sips together, bragging, talking about the mountains, or setting up the chessboard, killing a game, winning or losing all depends on their ability, people will not let you regret chess because you are the commander, for a chess piece, Xiao Yi often quarrels with the big soldiers under his own hands, the key is that he can't quarrel with others, talking about scolding and hurting people, These veteran ruffians are all masters, and they were trained before the two armies!

In wartime, he is a commander, iron-blooded and ruthless, he is a brother in peacetime, and he is affectionate, this is Xiao Yi's method of commanding the army, and leading the troops in this way, even if there is a sea of swords and fires in front, as long as Xiao Yi gives an order, these soldiers will also move forward!

But today seems to be a little different, the soldiers still respect Xiao Lang so much, but the previous intimacy has all turned into fear, everywhere he goes, everyone avoids, no one dares to lean over, all staring at him with big eyes, and whispering earnestly, their eyes always do not leave his little white teeth, especially some obese soldiers, as if they have seen a ghost, they run away when they see Xiao Yi, and even those soldiers who like to rub a few sips of good wine with him on weekdays run away......

Generally speaking, it is strictly forbidden to drink alcohol in the army during the army, in order to avoid drinking and making mistakes, but Xiao's military camp is an exception, where alcohol is never forbidden, because Xiao Yi himself is the No. 1 drunkard in Tianzi, if he doesn't drink for a day, he feels uncomfortable, he doesn't drink for two days, his limbs are weak, and if he doesn't drink for three days, he will lose interest in the whole life.

Therefore, driven by Xiao Yi, there are a large number of people in the Xuanjia Army, especially those officers, if they want to sit firmly in their positions, they must do two, first, subdue all their subordinates, one-on-one, fair and open; second, it is to drink all the subordinates down and drink until they are convinced; Under the influence of the general environment, even recruits who never drink alcohol will become a person who can only fall asleep with a wine bottle after a few months of enlistment!

Wine is the blood of men, and fighting on the battlefield depends on a stream of blood bravery, and soldiers who don't drink alcohol are not real warriors - this is written into the military regulations by Xiao Yi!

Today I deliberately filled a gourd full of wine, fragrant, but no one dared to lean over, what is the situation, Xiao Yi's eyes were full of doubts, he took out his sword and looked at it in the mirror, no problem, it was still that handsome and cute little black face, no ash and soil, and no green fangs; How could the soldiers suddenly fear themselves as if they were going to eat them!

Seeing Xiao Yi draw his sword, the surrounding soldiers exclaimed, picked up their heads in unison, and retreated desperately, their eyes full of fear, and finally a veteran walked up in fear, and said with a crying voice, "Lord Commander, if you are hungry in your belly, the little ones will go outside and cut off a few heads for you and come back, ensure that all of them have fat heads and big ears, and the boiled bones and crispy meat are sent over, please don't beat your brother's idea!" …… Most of the brothers are drunkards, with sour skin and hard meat, and they are not delicious......"

"What, hunger? …… How many heads are chopped off? Do I eat human flesh? With a question mark full of heads, and looking at the frightened soldiers around him, Xiao Yi finally understood, he was trembling all over, foaming at the mouth, and his eyes were spewing fire, who was ruining his reputation," ...... Fat Liu, you die for me! ”

Xiao Yi rushed directly to the room, without saying a word, pulling out 'Fat Liu' was a stinky beating, it must be this guy who saw himself making a skull last night, mistakenly thought that he was secretly eating human flesh, and then said it with a big mouth, making the whole camp think that the leader of his own family was an ogre......

Is it tolerable, or is it intolerable? Xiao Yi is so angry that he really wants to bite now, "My reputation is all ruined!" ”

"I'll let you peek, I'll let you talk nonsense, I like to eat people, and I love to eat human heads the most, I'll cook you first and then say, you pig's head!" Xiao Yat punched and kicked, directly beating 'Fat Liu' into a pig's head, and then pulled his ears and began to parade, explaining to all the soldiers that he was not an ogre!

After being beaten by Fat, Fat Liu also regretted the 'mistake' he had made before, and under the pressure of force, he began to explain everywhere, but unfortunately, with little effect, people seemed to believe in the rumors, even if the initiator of 'Fat Liu' repeatedly explained to them, it was useless, they nodded and said yes in person, but when they turned their backs, they still spread the word about ' The ogre's matter, as for Fat Liu's beating, in their opinion, it was a manifestation of the Commander's annoyance and anger after the secret was revealed, and the result was that the description became darker and darker, and in less than a day, the camp was full of legends about Xiao Yat's cannibalism......

"Do you know, it turns out that our adults eat human flesh, especially like to eat human head meat, just like eating pig's head meat, first cooked, then sliced, dipped in seasonings, eat at least two or three catties at a time, three meals a day, like this, sometimes add supper at night?" At midnight, in the tent, a veteran of the Xuanjia Army began to mysteriously tell several recruits the biggest secret in the barracks!

"Ahh Are you sure? Cannibalism, so scary! A recruit clutched his heart, sweating coldly.

"That's still fake, this is what the firehead soldier 'Fat Liu' saw with his own eyes, if he hadn't run fast that day, it is estimated that he would have been put in the pot......"

"Wow, no wonder the lord is so brave, it turns out that he eats human flesh, but what if the old man who leads him is hungry one day? Aren't we ......," another soldier voiced everyone's doubts.

"So, next time you go into battle, remember to cut a few more heads and come back, you want to have fat heads and big ears, so that the old man who leads him will enjoy eating, and it is estimated that the commander will not fight his brother's idea when he is full......" The veteran gently touched the blade with his fingers, revealing a look that I had a good way.

"Well, the eldest brother is reasonable, next time I cut a few more, and I must pick out a filial piety with fine skin and tender meat!"

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In the big tent, Xiao Yi wanted to cry without tears, he had no face to see people, and the rumors couldn't stop at all, and finally even Da Niu and Ma Liu ran over with a curious look on the baby's face, asking him if he really had any 'special hobbies', and finally Xiao Yi was beaten away with punches and kicks, "My special hobby is to beat you all into pigs' heads!" ”

The gossip can't be stopped, it spread throughout the camp in just one day, and two days later, all the princes also knew about it, and finally even the Xiliang Army spread on the side, and the more it spread, the more evil it became, from Xiao Yi himself eating people, to the Xuanjia Army was an ogre!

"Do you know why that 'Ghost-faced Xiao Lang' is so brave? …… Because he eats people, every time he goes into battle to kill the enemy, others are doing it for meritorious service, and he went to make rations, and General Huaxiong, who was killed by him a few days ago, knew no, so he ate it, and it is said that it is still eaten raw......"

"Do you know, their Xuanjia Army is a 'ogre' from top to bottom, why they never leave prisoners every time they fight, let me tell you, they are all eaten by them, in addition, that 'Ghost Face Xiao Lang' will also cast a demon spell, which can detain the souls of those dead, listen to the brothers who ran back from Bishui Guan, someone saw that at midnight, the ghost of General Huaxiong was pushing stone mills in the camp of the Xuanjia Army, circle after circle, and could never rest in peace......

Wow! From then on, stay away from them, if you meet them on the battlefield, don't say a word, run away......"

People are scary, scared to death, rumors are spreading more and more, and they are getting more and more true, and finally there are deserters in the Xiliang army, and it is a tent, a camp escape, often a battalion full of people during the day, and when you wake up, the officer will be surprised to find that the entire camp is empty, and he is left alone, what can I do? According to Xiliang's military regulations, a large number of subordinates fled, and officers were felonies,...... Wow, why don't I run too!

As a result, in order to survive, the officials also packed up their burdens and fled......

When Dong Zhuo knew the news, the army under his command had fled thousands of people, and he was so angry that he was furious, on the one hand, he rectified military discipline, and on the other hand, let his son Lu Bu lead the supervision team to patrol around, and after catching the deserters, he was executed on the spot, and hung his head at the gate of the camp to show the public, temporarily deterring the situation with the fear of the bloody forest, but the army's heart became more panicked......

On the other side, Xiao Yi was laughing, a person would definitely be depressed if he fell into the quagmire, but what if a battalion of thousands of people fell in? I guess the mood will be much better, "Let you spread rumors that I am an ogre, and you haven't run away now, it's rumored outside now that our Xuanjia Army is an ogre leader, and a group of ogres are hunting around......

"Lord Commander is wise!" ...... 'ogres' responded in frustration!

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