Chapter 174: The Crazy Daoist of Unknown Origin
The fried tea leaves Wei Renshi stayed, and he only tasted them lightly, so he couldn't drink more. It should be left for at least 10 days before it can be actually consumed.
Lu Yu is a person who understands tea, although he is reluctant, he also knows that he can't rush to ask for it.
just told Wei Renshi that he would stay at Yin Qingfeng's house these days, and asked Wei Renshi to go to him to discuss the method of roasting tea.
When the two discussed tea, they were very speculative, after all, Wei Renshi had more than a thousand years of accumulation in his mind, and he repeatedly brought Lu Yu new ideas and experiences.
And Lu Yu is also worthy of being a tea saint, Wei Renshi listened to him talk about tea, which was really a pleasure.
It's Yin Qingfeng, sometimes he can't even interject, and he is secretly a little lost on the side. was also even more surprised by Wei Renshi.
The three of them didn't leave Wei Renshi's house until it was almost dark.
Wei Renshi wanted to cook a table to entertain the two of them, but Yin Qingfeng resolutely refused, saying that he always had to honor his master first, and Wei Renshi had no choice but to give up. The three of them made another appointment before sending them away.
After sending the two away, Wei Renshi was still worried about the sloppy Taoist priest who was pulled back by Gou Er, so he looked for it.
When he passed, Gou Er was eating, squatting there with a big bowl of soup cakes in his mouth, while staring at the Taoist priest in front of him.
Ma Weilong also stood there, staring at him with his eyes firmly fixed.
The Taoist priest had woken up, but he was tied up by Wuhuada, and in the face of Ma Weilong's scrutiny, he was not flustered at all, and he was still saying in his mouth: "Huh! At first glance, it is a big family here, but there is wine for the poor road? ”
"Xiaolang." Ma Weilong had already seen Wei Renshi, so he came over and saluted.
"Uncle Ma, have you eaten?" Wei Renshi asked.
Ma Weilong nodded, pointed at the sloppy Taoist priest again, and said, "The little one listened to Gou Er talk about this person, and Gou Er couldn't pull him. Fang Cai Xiao tried, but he didn't move. I heard that among the people who really know kung fu, there is a skill that can make people easily unable to pull it, and I don't know if it's this. ”
"Jack Drop?!" Wei Renshi was taken aback.
"It's not clear about this little one." Ma Weilong said: "But now Xiaolang's identity is different, this Taoist priest went to lie under Xiaolang's carriage and pretended to be crazy and stupid, but he has such skills, Xiaolang is still more cautious." ”
Wei Renshi felt that Ma Weilong's words were reasonable, so he turned his head and asked Gou Er: "Second Brother Dog, how did you get him into the carriage and bring him back?" ”
Dog Er replied, "It was he who got up on his own, but he lay down on the carriage again." I couldn't push it down after pushing it for a long time, and I was afraid that he would deliberately come up and be bad for Xiaolang. So he simply tied his hands and feet, brought him back and tied him up again. ”
Dog Er is careful this time. Wei Renshi nodded, turned around and walked over to the man.
Wei Renshi asked, "Who are you, this Daoist?" ”
The man raised his eyes and looked at it, his face suddenly changed, and his mouth was surprised: "Wow! ”
Wei Renshi saw that his face changed like this, and said deliberately: "What, Dao Chang wants to say that I have a strange skeleton and a martial arts wizard like no other?" ”
The Taoist priest was stunned for a moment and said, "This Lang Jun is too boastful. ”
Wei Renshi's face suddenly became a little unbearable, and asked, "Who are you?" ”
"Poor Dao ......" The Taoist priest's face became solemn, and he seemed to think about it very seriously, and after thinking for a long time, he said: "I don't know how long no one has asked Poor Dao this question, and Poor Dao is almost unable to remember." Poor Road ...... The poor Tao is the earth immortal. ”
"You were drunk, and you lay under my carriage and refused to come out, so we had to bring you back. You don't want to say it, and I don't force it to ask. Now that you're awake, let's go. Wei Renshi looked at him and said.
After speaking, he said to Gou Er and Ma Weilong: "You two take him out, and when you get outside, untie the ropes on your hands and feet, and let him go." ”
Ma Weilong and Gou Er nodded, and were about to step forward, but when they heard that the Taoist saw that Wei Ren didn't believe it, he said extremely seriously: "Poor Dao is not to deceive people, Poor Dao is indeed an earth immortal, as early as fifty years ago, he killed his wife and preached the Tao, and achieved the rank of earth immortal. Not only did he get the Yuanjiang Golden Boat left behind after the Pure Yang True Person's ascension, but he also had four magic weapons around his body, which really couldn't be true. ”
Wei Renshi smiled and said, "Which four?" ”
"Three Yang One Qi Sword, Taiyi Five Luo Yan, Bagua Purple Cloud Immortal Clothes, Nine Nine Soul Breaking Gourd!" The man said.
"Where?" Wei Renshi asked again.
The man looked left and right, but there was nothing on him, so he said, "I changed the wine and drank it." ”
"You still kill your wife?" Wei Renshi asked again.
"If you dare to kill your wife, you are the most forgetful person in the world. Cultivating the Tao means forgetting feelings, and not forgetting feelings is not good. If you want to cultivate this path, you must first forget your feelings. As long as you give Poor Dao a few jars of wine to drink, Poor Dao will teach you this too forgetful Taoism, and in the future, you will take a daughter-in-law and kill it, and achieve the same immortal fruit position as Poor Dao, isn't it beautiful! "The way of madness.
Wei Renshi shook his head, this person looked like a crazy Taoist priest living on the streets, it seemed that he was really a cultivator.
Although he was dirty, he looked like he was only in his thirties at most, and he probably had his brain damaged by alchemy and drugs.
"Seeing that you are also a big family, give the poor Dao a jar of wine to drink." The man stretched out his hand and asked Wei Renshi for a bargain: "Poor Dao saw that you would have a bloody disaster recently, so he resolved it for you." ”
Ma Weilong on the side didn't say a word, and suddenly raised his leg and kicked over.
The man seemed to be unresponsive, although his body was tied to the trunk of the tree, but he shook his body drunkenly, and let Ma Weilong kick him into the air. But Ma Weilong turned his body and kicked it again in an instant.
This time, the leg kicked firmly on the Taoist's stomach.
The man didn't react, as if he didn't feel kicked at all, still leaning his back against the trunk of the tree, asking Wei Renshi for wine with a shy face and a flattering face.
On the other hand, Ma Weilong's face changed, and a trace of pain flashed.
When Wei Renshi saw this scene, he already understood that this person was really a master!
"What's the matter, looking at your family's great business, it's not bad for this jar of wine. When we meet, there is fate, the Sanqing Dao is on top, we can meet, there must be cause and effect. You give the poor Dao a jar of wine to drink, and you have this cause and effect. The Taoist priest was still talking nonsense in a crazy way, and begged Wei Renshi to drink wine.
"Second brother dog, you go and get him two jars of wine." This man may be a master, but he is crazy. And the source is unknown, the purpose is unknown, or don't stay.
Gou Er quickly brought two jars of liquor and put them on the ground in front of the man.
When the man saw the wine jar, he immediately pounced on him, and at once broke all the ropes that bound him!
Gou Er and Ma Weilong reacted very quickly, and hurriedly rushed forward and blocked Wei Renshi behind him.
But when I saw that the man just rushed over and held the two wine jars in his arms, his expression was as if he had seen what a good treasure, and his saliva was about to flow down.
"Take the wine with you." Wei Renshi said.
"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, teach the poor Dao to drink a few sips first!" The man greedily opened a jar, and his face was suddenly full of shock: "Liquor!" It's actually liquor! ”
The man laughed, and poured it into his mouth with his head in his hand.
The liquor surged down his throat like clear water, and in an instant it fell into his stomach.
The crazy Taoist wiped his mouth, and a jar of wine was drunk in one go, and not a drop was spilled!
"Rejoice! Joyfully! It's a pleasure! The Dao man was overjoyed and said with a smile: "Since the poor Dao achieved the rank of the earth immortal, today is the most happy!" Your blood-light plague will be handed over to the poor road! ”
As he spoke, he looked at the empty jar again and said, "I won't return this jar to you, and I can usually keep it to smell the wine." ”
Wei Renshi shook his head and said to Ma Weilong: "Uncle Ma, bother you to come, send him out." ”
Ma Weilong and Gou Er stepped forward, pulled the man left and right, and took him down.
After a short time, the two of them came back again, saying that they had taken the man out and threw him all the way down the street.
After speaking, Ma Weilong said again: "What if he deliberately pretended to be crazy and stupid and sneaked in to explore the situation in the hospital?" Xiaolang, it's better to be vigilant these days and nights. I personally led the family members of the nursing home to watch the night. ”
Wei Renshi thought for a moment and said, "It's okay." Then there's Uncle Rauma. ”