Chapter 339: Xu Yan Strikes Again!
readx(); "Girl, you have a bad omen, big bra..."
Luo Yifei said to the big-breasted girl, what he said was serious, but the thief's eyes stared straight at the girl's breasts, the pair of full big breasts, as if out of gravity, violated the laws of mechanics and stood tall, and the deep gullies between them were full of indescribable charm, attracting Luo Yifei's attention at the same time, but also making him want to get into the wrong. ↖ Top-of-the-line ↖ ↖ novel ↖, x.
Grunt!
Under the visual stimulation, Luo Yifei couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and reason told him that now is not the time to watch this, it is still important to do business, but he still glanced at it, two eyes, three or four eyes...
Until two o'clock when the cold light came, Luo Yifei suddenly raised his head, but saw the big-breasted girl staring at him viciously, and her palms were raised high.
Syllable!
The crisp slap sounded, accompanied by an angry scolding of "stinky hooligan", Luo Yifei's cheeks instantly became red and swollen.
Luo Yifei was stunned, and the grievances in his heart came like a tide, how could things be like this?
Last time, when he made baked cakes and meat, he completely learned Xu Yan, but when others invited Xu Yan to eat baked cakes and meat, he not only did not attract others to invite him, but invited others without money, and was despised by the boss; Last time, Xu Yan threw money to attract local tyrants to throw money, and he did the same, not to mention attracting local tyrants to throw money, even his 100 yuan was picked up; Now I obviously watched Zhang Sheng pretend to be a magic stick to make money, and he also said that others had a bad omen at the beginning, why was he slapped when he came here?
Why?
Is it because he is not the protagonist and does not have the so-called protagonist aura? Or is it because the script opens the wrong way?
Luo Yifei was puzzled, and he was even more unwilling to admit his failure. If you want to say that Xu Yan can do it, he can't do it. Now Zhang Sheng can do it, and he can't do it. This is too much to say, is it tolerable or unbearable!
Thereupon. After Luo Yifei was beaten, not only did he not flinch, but stopped the big-breasted girl again, and Zhengse explained: "Girl, I didn't lie to you, you really have a bad omen, big bra, I don't believe you..."
Luo Yifei glanced at the big-breasted girl's breasts, and was about to say the theory he learned from Zhang Sheng. But before she could finish speaking, the big-breasted girl raised her palms again.
Syllable!
Luo Yifei slapped again, and the two slap prints were connected together, overlapping in some places, and the red flutter was fluttering, which looked very good-looking.
"Stinky rascal!" The big-breasted girl glared at Luo Yifei fiercely, and scolded again.
This slap stunned Luo Yifei and made him angry. He kindly reminded him that although he had the idea of deception, he could not hit him again and again.
"I said, 'Why are you like this?' I kindly remind you that there is a great omen of evil, and I want to remind you to avoid a catastrophe. Why do you keep hitting people? Luo Yifei asked.
"Bah, stinky rascal. You're the big bra, your whole family is a big bra," the big-breasted girl spat him. The more he spoke, the more angry he became, and his palms rose again.
This time, if Luo Yifei let her hit again, then this year's soldier would be in vain, he grabbed the girl's wrist, and was about to refute a few words, when he suddenly understood that the big-breasted girl had misunderstood, and he misunderstood that he was talking about her breasts.
As soon as he thought of this, the anger in Luo Yifei's heart dissipated, and he hurriedly explained: "Girl, you misunderstood me, the omen I said is not the bra I am wearing, but the ominous meaning..."
"Let go!"
"Girl, you really misunderstood..."
Bang!
Luo Yifei's explanation was not over, he only felt a pain in the crotch of his pants, and the words behind him turned into a miserable howl, he grabbed the hand of the big-breasted girl, let go weakly, clamped his legs, jumped up in place, and screamed like a castrated rooster.
Ha ha!
Laughter erupted again.
In the hotel, Du Dazhuang and others, who had been staring at Luo Yifei's performance, burst into laughter for the third time.
"This kid is so funny!"
"Girl, you have a big bra, aren't you looking for it yourself?"
"It's the second time that a tiger can't be an anti-dog, and I've heard the sound of heartbreak."
"I didn't hear the sound of a broken heart, but I heard the sound of a broken egg."
"Haha, that's right, the sound of broken eggs."
"This one is ruthless enough, I hope he can withstand it."
"You guys, it's too much, how can you gloat? Even if it's schadenfreude, you have to be silent for him for three seconds! ”
"With this IQ, I have less and less hope that he will pass the assessment."
"I'm the opposite, I'm looking forward to it more and more."
Everyone laughed, amused by Luo Yifei's actions, and at the same time, they also had a strong interest in his next move.
Just when everyone was about to continue staring at Luo Yifei, Du Dazhuang suddenly said a word, instantly diverting everyone's attention from Luo Yifei and focusing on another person.
That's right, it was Xu Yan, who could instantly draw everyone's attention away from Luo Yifei in this situation, and only Xu Yan finally started to act after watching a movie.
Xu Yan stretched his waist, walked out of the screening hall, glanced left and right, but didn't see Luo Yifei, and couldn't help muttering: "Where is this guy Mule, he always drops the chain at critical moments, and he is about to start making money, but he is gone... Forget it, don't look for him, get money! ”
Xu Yan's muttering fell into the ears of Du Dazhuang and others, and everyone suddenly perked up, after waiting for a long time, Xu Yan was finally going to make a move again.
"Guess what he's going to do to make money?"
"This kid has a weird mind, I can't guess, but I think it must have something to do with the movie theater!"
"Look, he's in the screening hall, in another screening hall!"
"Hey, he's out..."
Xu Yan entered a screening hall, glanced at it, and soon came out, entered another screening hall, and then came out again...
This was repeated several times, and when Xu Yan entered the fourth screening hall, he glanced at it again and found that a man and a woman were kissing selflessly, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but be happy when he looked at it carefully.
This pair of men and women, a middle-aged man in his forties, and a beautiful woman in his twenties and eighteens, are the same man and woman who threw money before...
"We're really fated!" Xu Yan hooked his lips and smiled, took out a camera from his body, and clicked the shutter.
Click! Click!
Xu Yan took more than 20 photos from more than a dozen angles in a row, recording the scene of the middle-aged man with a big belly and a delicate girl.
Shooting all the way, approaching the two of them all the way, it wasn't until Xu Yan walked in front of the two that the man and woman who were forgetting to kiss and caress woke up.
"What are you doing?" The big-bellied middle-aged man was shocked, and stared at Xu Yan vigilantly and asked.
"Don't be nervous, I'm not here to catch the adulterer, or I'm entrusted by a friend to collect some photos of men and women's emotions, you don't have to pay attention to me, continue!"