Chapter Fifty-Six: Stupidity Can't Tell the Difference Between Culture and Civilization
Chapter Fifty-Six: Stupidity Can't Tell the Difference Between Culture and Civilization
"Big brother, we rescued the man in the prison......!
"But what's the matter?
"Danha is a daughter. ”
"What's wrong with my daughter?"
"There are only men here, how can there be women?"
"Also, that's weird? Ask her where she's from?"
"Don't ask her to say anything, let's bring it over and let the eldest brother ask her!"
"Okay, bring it over and I'll ask her what's going on. ”
There were a group of gentlemen and swordsmen, and the woman walked over, and all the gentlemen and swordsmen clasped their fists and saluted, and said in a hearty manner: "The girl is from this daughter country?"
The girl did not answer, but stubbornly turned away. Seeing that she was dressed up, like an official dress, she secretly thought to herself: "This girl is dressed like a woman from her daughter's country, and she can't see where this dress comes from." Just as he was about to speak, the dragon roared: "Seeing that this banshee doesn't know how to lift, it's better to kill her, so as not to drag us down." ”
"Oh, Long'er, how can you tell that Ha is a monster?"
"This ...... This still needs to be seen, Ha is in this prison, he must be a sinner from the daughter country, and he was caught here by the people of the daughter country. ”
"Well, what Long Er said makes sense, but without my permission, no one can dispose of it casually. ”
"No. ”
"It's so familiar. "I didn't expect to meet it again here. "Alright, let's take this dumb man and go upstairs!"
"Ahh
"I'm not dumb!"
"Well, dumb people can talk?"
"You ......"
"It turned out that I was hallucinating, and I was still dumb. ”
The woman really stopped talking, so she had to follow the gentlemen and swordsmen, and the group was about to go straight upstairs. The group of women from the daughter country was about to intercept them, and the gentleman swordsmen shouted: "Dare to kill the gentleman swordsman, there is no mercy." It didn't matter if this shout, the group of female soldiers and demons were yelled at and lost their minds, and the chaotic swords rushed straight at the gentleman swordsmen. Empty-handed to the white blade, that group of women with long hair and short knowledge, how did they think that the gentleman swordsman had become their defeated general, who expected that there were not a few rounds, and the long sword in his hand was taken away by the gentleman swordsman, and a few people who were not convinced, wanted to fight to the death to do a trapped beast fight, the gentleman swordsman gave them a chance, and one by one turned into a pool of forgetful water and never returned, and the rest of the people fled. The gentleman swordsman killed his blood, and he had to chase after him. Yu Yan hurriedly said: "Poor Kou Mo chase, be careful of their mechanism." The gentleman swordsman withdrew after hearing the order, and saluted: "Thank you for the reminder, big brother!"
Yan Yan thought to himself: "It sounds so awkward, you must dump these people if you have a chance, otherwise you will have to call your ears deaf." He reluctantly said: "No courtesy, all the brothers have worked hard this time!"
The dragon clapped his hands and praised: "Amazing, gentleman swordsman, invincible! Gentleman swordsman, invincible!" laughed and said: "Long'er! Look at your living treasure!
"You're alive. Which pot is not opened, which pot should not be praised! This does not mean that you are a big brother, and the leader and command are in a good way, so you can do it!"
"Go, you will give me a high hat and blue, that is the good martial arts of the gentleman swordsmen, and I have a half-cent relationship with my leadership and command? I only heard a sound of the kite, which seemed to come straight to the long, and the long-witted wondered: "It's strange, this zither sound seems to have been heard somewhere." He hurriedly searched up and down the room, but could not see anyone, and when he saw a group of people following him, he asked, "Have you seen anyone?"
"Big brother, no!"
"Where's the dragon?"
"It's not the same as you, you didn't see it, but I saw it?"
"Can you hear the sound of the kite?"
"Yes, who can hear it! Do you get sick when you hear this kite, what's so rare about this?"
"Okay, that's my illness, let's continue walking, Long'er, go to the second floor and have a look. ”
"Well, let's go. ”
2nd, 3rd, 4th floors...... Long Er panted and shouted: "No, I really can't stand it, you better go up, you want to exhaust people to death?"
"Big brother, I can carry him. ”
"Well, put that dumb on your back too!"
"This ......"
"The mute won't let me wait to carry her. ”
"Knock me out. ”
"A bunch of hooligans, stinky men ......"
He only had to go upstairs to counteract the power of this magic kite, so even if he was panting and tired and half dead, he would not hesitate to do so. He trotted all the way, he was really short of breath and couldn't do it anymore, the gentleman swordsman said that he wanted to carry him, he smiled bitterly: "What you see is just an illusion, I'm very good, just take your go, don't worry about anything else, you know?"
When he was dizzy and black-eyed, he chased to the twelfth floor, and a group of gentlemen and swordsmen were waiting outside the door. He paused for a moment and said, "Hey, why don't you go in quickly?
The gentleman swordsmen looked at each other, stunned and didn't know what to do. Still the dragon said weakly: "There is a fish swimming in the house, you can go in and take a look." ”
"Nonsense. He said that he broke into the door, and really thought that there would be water, and pounced on him, so he blocked it with his hands, and made a desperate fight, and waited for a long time before he heard it, and the coquettish and panting hand-to-hand combat. Angry and scolded: "Okay, you damn dragon, what kind of fish are playing in the water? This is the fucking mandarin duck playing in the water?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Long Er suddenly ran over, pushed him out of the window, and the woman on the bed screamed, and the two of them had fallen out of the window. In a hurry, his mind suddenly turned into a huge net, and the two of them bounced back alive. The woman on the bed trembled with fright, and scrambled to put her clothes on her body. The dragon and the man were rolling around, oops, oops, oops, The gentleman swordsman outflanked him and said, "What should I do now, big brother?"
"First give the bare-ass-eyed one, put on clothes, and I'll see what kind of elegant thing Ha is!" said Yu Yan and went to Fu Long'er and said, "You fool, why do you want to fight to the death with these perverted people?" and then suddenly turned to the man and asked, "Hey, you elegant people know what it means to be civilized?"
"Yes, and know that civilization begins in the city!"
"Good fellow, I've drunk a little ink. But speaking at this time, it's still a little more civilized. But you ink drink stupid blue tired, let me tell you, civilization began with agriculture, aberration and corruption fell into the city, and finally had to destroy the city. You think that if you stay here for two days, you will become a noble person, but on the contrary, you should be prepared for danger in times of peace, and not be arrogant and arrogant. ”
"Forget it, what are you doing with him so much, these people can't listen to you, you say these words, it's better to slaughter them with a knife!"
"Then give it, you slaughter it. As he spoke, he handed the sword to Long'er. The dragon raised his sword and slashed at the man. Suddenly, the man shouted: "The man spares his life, the ...... we used to know" As soon as he spoke, it was too late, and the dragon had already slashed at his neck, only to hear the man shout: "Oh, it hurts me!" He touched his neck after shouting, and exclaimed: "Why is the leader still the leader?" ”
Yu Yan didn't pay attention to him, but said to the man: "This time it's a soft-hearted sword with a good life, I hope you tell the truth, otherwise, next time it will really be a head move." ”
"I said, I said, what do you tell me to say?"
"Didn't you say we met?
"This ......"
"What? Do you want to think about how to make it up?"
"No, do you remember when we met?