I didn't start explaining, but I started telling the story!

"The year before last, I happened to see an old farmer praying to heaven!

This person was in the summer, put incense on the table, and offered a few black flour cakes!

There were not enough sacrifices, but the old farmer asked for a lot!

He begged God to bless the harvest in the field, the old cow in the family could give birth to twins this time, his son could marry a good daughter-in-law, and so on!

I was thinking, is this old man too greedy, a few black breads let God do so many things for him, where in the world is there such a good thing?

Isn't this the story of Chun Yulu in the comical list of "Taishi Gongshu"?

For God, he has given a lot, but he has not received anything in return. Do you think God will help you with this? ”

Bai Fan talked eloquently!

The woman on the other side was stunned!

This person is so talkative and laughing, telling this little story, in fact, saying that I am like this old farmer?

"Taishi Gongshu"? He is so knowledgeable that he still knows the story of Chun Yuji?

It turned out that during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there was a time when the State of Chu sent troops to attack the State of Qi!

King Qi Wei sent his minister Chun Yuqi to Zhao Guo with a heavy gift to ask for help, but the gift was only 100 catties of gold and 10 horses and carriages!

Chun Yu didn't go, and sneered: "Today's minister came from the east, and when he saw that there was a farmer beside the road, he a dolphin trotter and drank a spoon of wine, and wished to say: 'The basket is full of camps, the dirty and evil are full of cars, the grains are ripe, and the family is full of grains.'

So King Qi Wei gave a thousand pieces of gold, ten pairs of white bi, and a hundred horses and chariots. So Chun Yu went to the envoy, and sure enough, in the end, Zhao sent 100,000 troops to save Qi State! This is the story of Chun Yuji!

Thinking of this, this woman was dissatisfied, what an old farmer, it was clearly the same set that Chun Yuyu said to King Qi Wei back then!

He said dissatisfiedly: "Xiao Langjun is saying that the concubine asks too much and gives too little sacrifice?" ”

Bai Fan nodded and said, "That's right!" ”

"Then do you know that Wanguan's family wealth, giving this old gentleman a view, is equivalent to a year's incense here on weekdays!" The woman was dissatisfied.

"Oh? That's a lot!

It's true that your Wanguan family wealth can't be spent on this Taoist temple, but what you use to worship is the immortal Laojun, so it's not worth mentioning!

To put it simply, just ask Lao Jun for this matter!

In my opinion, it's just that you paid for the gods to do things for you, I don't know if the eldest sister can agree with the words? ”

Big, big sister? A group of maids around opened their eyes wide, this kid dressed as a beggar called his housewife the eldest sister?

What made them even more eye-popping was that the woman hesitated for a moment and did not refute!

"Although your words are vulgar, but if you think about it carefully, it does have this meaning, but praying to the gods must have other meanings, but the concubine is not knowledgeable enough to describe!" The woman replied earnestly!

Bai Fan is happy, it's good that you agree, if you don't fool you today, I'm sorry for the title of the first mouth in the Chinese Department of Peking University!

"In this way, eldest sister, what you want is the safety of the whole family, and the success of your husband!

Not to mention your husband's deeds!

Even if the family is safe! According to what you say about paying for the gods, even if you ask the gods to save your life!

In the next thought, this amount can't be counted as usual!

When it is the life of all the people in your family, how much is worth, how much money will be calculated!

This is fair and equitable, let the old gods bless your family with their strength!

Otherwise, you gave 10,000 yuan, Lao Jun has been busy for a long time, but he has made 30,000 points, not to mention whether the gods are willing or not, just you, don't you feel that you are a disadvantage to the gods?

Eldest sister, do you think so? ”

Yuan Tiangang was speechless, why did this junior brother fly all over the sky with a big mouth? How can the matter of praying to God and worship heaven be calculated by merchants? I can't help but want to cover my eyes with my right hand!

But Li Chunfeng nodded again and again when he heard it, what Uncle Shi said is reasonable! I will ask the gods to do something, and we must not let the gods suffer, this is disrespectful to the gods!

And the maids on the side no longer glared at Bai Fan angrily, but looked at this kid with a lotus tongue with interest, he told the story really reasonably!

The woman wondered, what he said seemed to have a point, but she always felt that something was wrong!

"This! How can human life be measured in money? If it is really discussed, my family's life is priceless, and no one in the entire Datang can afford this price!

The concubine doesn't know what Mr. meant?

Please sir teach me! ”

Bai Fan compared himself with a victory gesture in his heart! It's done!

"Eldest sister, please don't blame the younger brother for being familiar with him, some of the words are simple, and today I fell in love with the eldest sister, so I simply said that I would be with you!

In fact, according to the younger brother!

You, spend a lot of money to ask this old gentleman grandfather to help, it is better to give this money to the younger brother!

As for what you are asking for, I don't know if Lao Jun has time to help!

But if you give me the money, I will definitely shoot faster than him! ”

In the end, Bai Fan's hand actually pointed to the statue of the old monarch in the center of the main hall!

Bang Bang Bang! All around was the sound of eyeballs falling to the ground!

The woman was stunned! Okay, how do you talk about money? Xiao Langjun, who just looked like a master, how did he instantly become a businessman?

What was he doing? Isn't it, you want to compete with the gods for incense?

The so-called authorities are fascinated, and bystanders are clear!

The maids and maids around all saw that this product was a liar, and they wanted to cheat the 10,000 yuan of money from the master's mother!

Bah! Shameless!

Yuan Tiangang was in a hurry! This little junior brother is too unprincipled!

Aren't you cutting off my wealth in front of me by doing this? I just said that my brother and sister are a family, how can they compete with me for money in the blink of an eye?

Li Chunfeng was dumbfounded! I feel that this little uncle is not bold, this seems to be fooling the nobles! This kind of behavior seems to have been taught by the master, it should be called 'looking for death'!

Poor little uncle who has just known each other for half an hour, my nephew mourns for you in silence!

As a weathered figure, this woman is obviously not simple!

At this time, I have completely understood that I was deceived by this kid's sharp mouth!

Laughing angrily, he said steadily, "Oh? Since Xiao Langjun is so confident, this means that your methods are more clever than that of the Immortal Laojun?

If the 10,000 yuan of the concubine's body is given to you, how will you protect the safety of the concubine's family? You empty talk, how can the concubine believe you? ”

"Your pardon! Don't listen to your brother's nonsense, he is stupid in the snow, he can't be serious! ”

"Old Immortal Yuan, don't be like this, right and wrong, the concubine has her own distinction in her body and mind!" The woman's face was straight, and she spoke without anger.

This! Could it be that you are overdressing?

It's not good, I'm still too young, why do I still say what is in my heart!

"What do you mean, big sister? The younger brother is sincere in helping the eldest sister, do you think the younger brother is a liar?

Hum! Although the younger brother is in rags, he doesn't look at this yellow and white thing, but he just wants to make a move, which can not only help you solve the problem, but also have something to give to the senior brother and nephew as gifts, after all, you can't eat and live here for nothing!

Since you don't believe it, then it's better to don't speak, you continue to worship God, I believe that as long as you are sincere, Lao Jun will definitely be able to sense it and help!

There is a lot of trouble, and the noble man forgives his sins! In the next farewell! ”