Chapter 131: It's okay not to bully people like this?
Well, in the end, Lu Bu was defeated by Qin Xiuwen and had to agree to Qin Xiuwen's request.
Hearing that Lu Bu really agreed, Qin Xiuwen was overjoyed, and couldn't help but say to Lu Bu: "Brother-in-law, you are so tall, you will play the center, right?" ”
Lu Bu rubbed his hands and asked, "Xiuwen, you wait for a while, you better tell me how this basketball is played first!" ”
What?
Hearing Lu Bu's inquiry, Qin Xiuwen was also dumbfounded.
Brother-in-law can't play basketball?
In an instant, Qin Xiuwen's heart suddenly saw tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past.
But when it's time like this, even if you can't fight, you have to go, now where to find a substitute, you can't just admit defeat, right?
Then, Qin Xiuwen had to helplessly explain the rules of basketball to Lu Bu.
After talking for a long time, Lu Bu finally understood.
Co-authoring is a group of five of us, a group of five of them, our purpose is to throw the basketball into their basket, and stop them from throwing the ball into our basket?
……
The other half, the five team members of the Department of Economics were shocked at first when they saw that the foreign aid invited by the Department of Literature was really a big man of the same height as Yao Ming.
However, when they heard Qin Xiuwen explaining the rules of basketball to Lu Bu, they couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Haha, I'm laughing to death, this Qin Xiuwen is also funny, right? I thought I had hired such a great and awesome foreign aid, and I hired a layman who couldn't play basketball at all for a long time! ”
"Alas, you guys are also embarrassed by Qin Xiuwen! It's good that people can invite a foreign aid, but can they care if he can play basketball? ”
"Haha, laughing dad to death! I'll give this stupid big guy to me, see how I abuse him later! ”
Well?
How dare anyone abuse me?
Lu Bu looked at the center of the economic department who spoke wildly with unkind eyes, thief, it's you, you will look good later!
The ball is on the side of the Department of Literature, and the Department of Literature serves the ball and leads the players to break through and enter the opponent's half.
Although Lu Bu couldn't play, he could probably understand a little, and followed to the opponent's half.
However, it is obvious that Lu Bu, who played for the first time, did not have the consciousness to stand near the basket at all.
The Department of Technology and Economics on the side of the Department of Literature is a lot worse, and the four of them passed the ball a few times, and the ball was almost broken by others.
Forced into desperation, they had no choice but to pass the ball to Lu Bu.
Lu Bu picked up the ball and directly started to accelerate and run, almost crushing forward like a tank.
The economics player standing in front of Lu Bu was taken aback and hurriedly avoided it.
Looking at the posture, if you don't get out of the way, it is estimated that you can knock people away at once.
Just at the free throw line, Lu Bu jumped directly into the air, jumped high, and dunked the basketball into the basket with both hands!
The next moment, Lu Bu's weight coupled with his momentum of jumping and dunking, plus the basketball hoop in college was not as strong as fixed.
I saw Lu Bula falling down with the basketball hoop, and even dragged the basketball hoop down. (Ahem, when Yanyu was in junior high school, he once climbed from the basketball hoop to the basket and dragged the basketball hoop down...... )
Oh quack!
The surrounding students were shocked into a cold sweat and turned around and ran.
As a result, the expected rumbling sound did not appear, and when I turned my head, I found that Nimade, Lu Bu, actually held the basketball hoop with his hand and held the entire basketball hoop.
I held it up, I lived, I ......
How much strength does this Nima have?
Seeing that there was no danger here, Qin Xiuwen brought a few classmates over, and everyone worked together to restore the basketball hoop.
Lu Bu said happily: "Xiuwen, how is it?" Isn't it amazing? Did we get 2 points first? ”
A student from the Department of Economics cautiously said to Lu Bu: "That, you go first, this ball doesn't count." ”
Lu Bu was furious when he heard this, and said with a glare: "I have dunked the basketball into the frame, why don't you count as a score?" ”
Seeing Lu Bu's glare, the student in the Department of Economics couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
They had seen with their own eyes how strong Lu Bu was just now, who would dare to wrestle with Lu Bu now?
The student couldn't help but weakly say, "You can just forget it......"
Qin Xiuwen coughed twice and said to Lu Bu: "Brother-in-law, the basketball only has three steps to the basket, and the one you just now has eight steps to the basket and walks." When you walk with the ball, you have to dribble, you can't hold the ball all the time, you can walk with the ball all the time, even if you keep walking! ”
After explaining, Lu Bu figured out that he had really walked just now.
……
At this time, the Department of Economics didn't want to fight anymore.
When you encounter such a stunned youth, you can't explain it reasonably, and there will be unexpected dangers if you don't do it.
The head of the economics department couldn't help but weakly say, "Otherwise, let's stop fighting!" ”
Lu Bu glared and said, "Fight!" Why not fight? If you don't finish playing, I'll see who dares to go! ”
Lu Bu glared, and no one dared to mention the matter of leaving.
Qin Xiuwen hurriedly said to Lu Bu: "Brother-in-law, now that they have scored, you just stand under the basket and don't let them score!" ”
Lu Bu nodded, indicating that he understood.
Then, Lu Bu stood still under the basket.
If it's in the NBA, you'll be blown for a three-second violation.
But in China, or at the World Championships and the Olympics, there is no such thing as a three-second defense.
The skills of the economic department are still very slippery, easy to break through, and then come to the blue, the left picture is swaying right, Lu Bu just doesn't move.
Then the breakthrough team found that he was not as tall as Lu Bu when he jumped out, which was to shoot directly, and he would definitely be in a big hat!
I had no choice but to pass the ball.
In the end, the small forward of the economics department made a three-point basket.
This ball is very positive, if nothing else, it must have gone in, it should still be a hollow.
But the unexpected happened......
Just before the ball fell, Lu Bu jumped high, and everyone present was stunned by Lu Bu's amazing jumping ability.
Lu Bu's height was originally more than two meters and two, and with the addition of one meter of arm span, this is more than three meters, and with the addition of his ability to jump on the spot, he is at least one meter five or six, or even more.
Together, Nima was able to touch a distance of more than four meters and nearly five meters.
Lu Bu stretched out his big hand, slapped him violently, and directly fanned the ball away.
Then the people below were surprised to see that the basketball in mid-air 'swished' across a graceful parabola, flying directly over the courtyard wall of the school, and they didn't know where it flew.
Well, the basketball court here was originally against the school wall, but it was still fifty or sixty meters apart, and under normal circumstances, there was no possibility of flying out, but now......
The students of the Department of Economics were stupid, and the class president of the Department of Economics couldn't help but say, "The balls are gone, or let's get here first today!" ”
Lu Bu glared and said, "Xiuwen, go pick up the ball!" If I don't finish this game today, I'll see who dares to go! ”