(First of all, remind the book friends who read this article.,It's best to read the above free chapters before reading this article)

Okay, let's get down to business......

Let me tell you something......

I......

Don't laugh......

I'm serious......

I hit the streets......

That's true, and I accept that fact.

As for why, I'm sure some of the old readers probably understand.

Alas.

After all, it's hard for a new author to get through, and my book has some poisonous points at the beginning, but I also designed it so that I can smoothly unfold a wonderful plot later.

But now there are still a lot of little book friends who support me, vote for me every day, and chase "Emperor Spray" every day, you don't have to worry that I will be a eunuch because of unsatisfactory grades.

It's not a drop of wide energy.

Because I don't make a living by writing novels, I wrote two books three years ago, but at that time, the writing was young and the story structure was unfamiliar, so I should practice writing.

I might as well tell you about the first book called "The Great Villain of Cultivating Immortals", which takes the system through fantasy.

The second book is the urban supernatural "Demon Fighting Ghost", which is also the story structure and world view that I am most satisfied with so far.

But both of them were sealed......

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You can only find it if you go to piracy, or I have it on my computer.

Both of these books have written a million words and are on the shelves, so you don't have to worry about how I will explode and eunuchs, rest assured, you who like "Emperor Spray" can still continue to support it.

First of all, let's talk about the author's situation.

I bought a house, ready to wait for the year-end bonus to see if I can save enough money to buy a car, I work in a state-owned enterprise in a third-tier small city, three shifts a day, eight hours, six days of work and two days of rest, two days of night shift, two days of day shift, two days of middle shift, a salary of several thousand yuan is also passable.

Last month after uploading this new book, I had just passed my 25th birthday.

My schedule is quite chaotic, but it's still plenty of money.

I usually gave this book "The First Spray Emperor of the Great Wilderness" in my spare time after work, he was written by me out of interest, and when I wrote, I always wrote around the word "interesting".

And my purpose in writing this book is to share this 'fun' with you.

There are a lot of plots in this book that I have been inspired to rewrite in my life.

It's also more interesting to say, for example, Su He wants to give the toilet cleaning spirit to Nangong Wutian.

The inspiration was that I had just bought a house and the pit was dirty, so I went to the supermarket and bought a toilet cleaner to clean the bathroom.

At that time, I was sprayed with too much toilet water, and then I was so smoked by the pungent smell that I was in tears....

And then I was thinking, what would happen if someone drank this?

It's a terrible thought, and of course I'm a normal person, and I'd never drink it.

(Nangong Fenghuo: You all know that this thing can't be drunk, what does it mean for you to let me drink it?)

That's where the inspiration came in, of course.

That is, because the inspiration of 'Toilet Cleaner' helped me get off to a good start, so when I started the story in the future, I could expand it very well, which was quite smooth, and I also wrote what I wanted to achieve.

There is also the orangutan that appears later, and I wrote its character as my family's string dog, which is crossbred.

My dog's name is wood, and he is a small, short-tempered dog who usually causes me a lot of trouble, and lives with me when I move to a new house.

Within a week of my new neighborhood, most of the dogs in the neighborhood were scared by the wood.

And it is not lightly frightened.

But don't say it, my wood is only fierce on the surface, and it doesn't dare to let go of the rope and let it rush up.

I added this 'serious and cowardly' personality to the orangutan boy.

As for why the opening is obviously a martial arts competition, and I wrote a blind date conference?

Because the author did participate in a blind date held by the company, hahaha, I'm still a single dog, single for six years, otherwise where do you think I got so much time to show you.

There are also some small episodes, such as Su He's sword of Nangong Fenghuo, and the king's prediction meets the bronze position......

There is also the battle of Tianyuan, Nangong Wutian fought seven battles in one battle, originally the angry sky eagle won it alone, but it turned out to be a complete defeat?

It's like the top single aunt in LOL.,Tentacle monster.,As soon as you use your hand to fight him alone.,Generally speaking, you can beat a little better.,But the mid-laner and the jungler come together.,He hits the soul with a big move plus the three of you.,It's hard to say.。

All the plots of this book are my own thoughts, and maybe some of the settings will be repeated with other books, well, but it does take a lot of my brain and energy.

Let's talk about this realm issue, I try to set the realm as simple and easy to understand, but some book friends abandon the book when they see me setting this realm, and I am also very speechless.

Could it be that you want me to set the realm as 'Cool Crazy Tyrant 0 Cock 0 Bomb Sky Nine Grades One Star Third Order...... 'So-and-so pinnacle' is so complicated that you like it?

I just thought about making it simple to make it seem less complicated to the reader.

When others saw me writing a high martial arts realm, they directly sprayed me and said that the realm setting was so simple, and there was no sincerity at all, and I was also convinced.

There are also people who say that my writing is not good, I admit this, but I also want to use the most simple sentence to show you the 'interesting' story.

If you insist that I go to great lengths to write the text in a big way, I can do it, but after all, I don't want to make it so complicated, and this book is meant to bring happiness to people, so I don't need to write it so seriously.

When I was writing about events, my whole mind was very relaxed, and I also enjoyed the stage of writing interesting stories.

I was smirking myself when I wrote that Su He was funny, and sometimes when I was at work, my colleagues saw me smirking for no reason and said that I was like a stupid fork.

Actually, at that time, I was thinking about the development of the plot later, and I felt very interesting, so I laughed.

Since this is a humorous novel, it should be accompanied by simple and easy-to-read text, lighter, more relaxed, and the reading experience will be much better, right?

And for each character in the book, I also try to make them as clear as possible.

So I put a lot of thought into adding some subtle settings to the characters, so that everyone can see the name obviously.

For example, the master of Tianhuo Hall hates the hatred of the sky, loves to drink, and is a drunk, but I think this setting is too ordinary, so I specially added a very hanging stunt to him, and the wine is immortal and immortal.

The master of the Demon Drinking Hall is worried, and his image is set by referring to the three ninja Orochimaru in Naruto.

(Ghost Sorrow: What the hell is Orochimaru!)

There is basically no description of Nangong Wutian's appearance itself, but I added a peerless supernatural power 'Wutian Vertical and Horizontal Qi' to him, is it that as soon as this name comes out, everyone will understand?

Black Feather, the master of the Shadow Hall, the way of the assassin, I set it according to the dragon gate when I used to play the second day of the world.

The evil ghost of the mighty hall master came, and it was set according to the Ten Blades of Death Tooth Honey.

Nangong Great Elder, because he didn't help him get his name, he also gave him a setting that he loves to smoke, and his image is easy to remember.

(Eyebrows: Let my old ghost become addicted to smoking, you're enough!I want to live a few more years!)

The Third Elder of Nangong is even more ordinary, but he has set a strong perception for him, isn't it a little amazing?

Black and white impermanence, funny and responsible, like a fish getting water exercises, can get everyone's complaints, it must also be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, hahaha......

To be honest, I'm a landlubber, and my dream is to be able to swim freely, so I specially made this kind of exercise, which looks like a dick.

It looks like it's a sand sculpture, and it looks like a sand sculpture but it's actually a sand sculpture.

That's my style of writing.

(Black impermanence: Dick 0, you 0 sister, obviously everyone is laughing at this Dharma protector like a sand sculpture!)

and the first beauty in Allure dyed the moon at first sight, the white-clothed goddess Yao Tianer at the second sight of the moon, and the third saw Yuzu pretending to be a man stupid and cute......

I love every character I create, and I love helping them craft their personality to highlight each person's personality.

It seems that the Heavenly Demon Sect Master who is about to come out of the mountain is also quite interesting.

This book, "The First Spray Emperor of the Great Wilderness", is not a great enemy of life and death, love and hatred, not a variety of upgrades and fights to change maps, and then upgrade fights to change maps......

Everything revolves around the word 'fun'.

Whether it is the personality charm of each character, the way Su He handles every incident encountered, the general plot direction, or even the battle, it is inseparable from the word interesting.

It's going to be on the shelves at 12 noon on Friday.,I'm now solemnly telling the book friends who see it here.。

The protagonist of this book doesn't fight much, I think fighting at every turn and then describing it is just cheating people.

I don't usually want to write about the kind of fights that go head-to-head or have no purpose, because I don't think Su He is the kind of person who will fight with others casually.

Although he is strong.

The battle I hope Su He will shoot must be important, large-scale, epic, and able to influence extraordinary battles.

I will also try to write the battle scenes as vividly as possible, I don't want to fool the number of words, after describing a large number of things, the other party only slashed once, and then described it in a daze, and the protagonist also stabbed back, I won't be so tricky.

Speaking of fighting, there is also a very interesting thing to mention.

Well, the canteen god of war, the three wars are breeze.

I wrote and changed the plot of these chapters of Deterrence Kamikaze, changed and wrote, and wrote that when Ren Qingfeng was in the cafeteria in World War II, my original plan was to lead them to fight in the hut.

(Su He: Your idea is a bit scary!)

Forehead......

Then I felt that this might affect your reading experience, and then I wrote a separate side story, which is the battle in the cafeteria.

Then I looked at the two lines and kept rewriting and trimming and trimming over and over again until I was satisfied.

Then choose one of the most suitable from these two lines and upload it to everyone to see.

But don't think I'm going to cut out the battle of the thatched house, maybe it's not suitable for the current occasion, but it will be used one day in the future, because the follow-up plot is very exciting.

(Su He: No, the author, you lied to me before to come to the film and said that you don't need to do it, you just need to move your mouth, but you didn't say that you wanted me to play with something so disgusting as!)

Really, writing funny, you have to take into account the rationality of the plot, it's very tiring, it's really no less than those masterpieces.

I don't expect to become a god, but I just want my book friend Meng to smile every day.

I'd like to see everyone remember every character you like in this book.

Who knows what I wrote so many so-called testimonials in the middle of the night, but who knows, what if this article had an unexpected effect like the 'toilet cleaner'?

Hey, hey, hey......

(Su He: Do you want to eat fart!)

These are all things I want to write for readers who can read the book here, and I don't bother to reveal the future plot here to attract attention.

I think now that you've seen this, you'll definitely be looking down.

If you can't see it, give up as early as the third or fourth chapter.

My book is poisonous, at the beginning of the poison, people read two or three chapters and felt that it was too sand sculpture to accept it and abandon the book directly.

My book is very poisonous, so poisonous that you can see it now, and think "Spray Emperor" is quite interesting, you can continue to read on to prove that you have been poisoned......

(The author's majestic style is self-launched...... ）

What's more, I'm still very sure of the storyline of the book, and now the early opening is not bad, so that I can start the next more exciting plot well.

I think it's also interesting for everyone to play a copy together, fight power wars, and compete for development together.

Well, I'm living a good life, I should eat, drink, and play, and I don't sell badly.

Finally, I would like to add some of the setting questions in the book:

The summons that can be redeemed by the system must have died in the original world.

For example, the Asura Unicorn Immortal was killed by Saitama's punch, so it can be summoned by Su He's system.

Another example is Madara Uchiha, Ulquiola...... And so on, all died in the original book.

Not to mention so much, your most powerful support is the motivation of Su He's most sand sculpture.

(Su He: It's me for Mao!)

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