Chapter 956: Joining the United Nations

Time flashed for three days, and it was time to negotiate with the UN representatives, Zao Wou-Ki took the time to meet with Sof again, still in Conference Room No. 1, or the original four people, Zao Wou-Ki looked at Sof with a smile and asked, "How is it, is there any result this time?" ”

Sof smiled awkwardly and said: "I truthfully reflected the results of the last negotiation, which means that the past is over, and no one should pursue it anymore, how can you tell right from wrong?" However, if the United Nations is willing to provide 100 million meters of humanitarian aid, and the United Nations is also willing to provide 200 million yuan in humanitarian aid, the two sides will shake hands and make peace, and this matter will be over, what do you think? ”

"There are no doors, this money is called Hanako? Do you know how many people died? Do you know how much property was damaged? No, absolutely not, this condition is not negotiable. Zao Wou-Ki immediately jumped to his feet.

"Don't worry, do you have any ideas to continue to mention, negotiate, negotiate first and then judge." Sof said with a smile, putting on an attitude of indifference.

Zhao Wuji became vigilant and said with a smile: "My conditions have already been mentioned, it is impossible to change them, and there is no room for maneuver, if you promise us to talk, if you don't agree, forget it, if there is nothing else, so be it today, I still have to leave in advance." He stood up.

When Sof saw it, the whole person was stunned, and the planned negotiation strategy was suddenly disrupted, where is this negotiation? It's like a scoundrel, and when he reacted, he found that the other party had already walked to the door, and hurriedly shouted: "Your Excellency President, please wait a moment, the five conditions you mentioned are objectively nothing, but after all, it is a big country, and you can't save this face, how about you loosen your mouth again?" It's going to have to be settled. ”

"Resolved? What is there to solve, I have no interest in talking about it now, maybe I won't have to talk about it in a few decades," Zao Wou-Ki sneered and turned to leave.

"What does it mean not to talk about?" Sof asked in the back.

"Even if the prisoners of war have died of old age, there is no restraint, you are already worth something, and you will also attack, what else to talk about?" Lei Tingxiao explained coldly in the back.

"Huh?" Sof couldn't keep up with Zao Wou-Ki's negotiation ideas, what was the matter.

There are very different personalities between the two negotiators, one is a martial artist and the other is a politician, and they have completely different personalities and behavioral styles, and both sides have their own opinions, and there is no way to talk about them together.

Sof also realized his mistake, he shouldn't have raised himself, since the purpose is to get people, why care about anything else? Fish people out and talk about it, as long as there are no constraints, don't you just want to do it in the future? It's not easy to make an excuse?

"When will there be the next round of negotiations?" Sof hurriedly asked Thunder Xiao who walked out of the door.

"Wait for news." Lei Tingxiao's figure didn't stop, he didn't even look back, and answered coldly.

The third negotiation was only a few words, and it ended in a hurry, which Sov did not expect, and the dignified Deputy Secretary-General of the United Nations, when was not the object of all attention? When have you ever been treated like this? Angry and blue-faced, but helpless, the prisoners of war were restrained for a day, and it was impossible to take the initiative in negotiations, so Sof, who had this awareness, hurried back to the hotel with another person.

In the days that followed, Zao Wou-Ki was completely engaged in his work, ignoring Sof's request for renegotiation for three days, but Zao Wou-Ki also knew that things could not be overdone, otherwise he would really become a public enemy of the whole world, and it would be troublesome.

After thinking about it for a day, Zao Wou-Ki came up with a compromise solution, asking reporters to interview those prisoners of war, so that the whole world would know that he did not treat the prisoners of war badly, but just let them work hard. It's not rich, whoever has an opinion will bring food.

The "Black Moon" plan is already being prepared, and there is no need for Zao Wou-Ki to worry about specific affairs, the head of a country is more about thinking and promoting at the strategic level, and if it falls into the implementation level, then the country will be in trouble. In order to exert further pressure, Zao Wou-Ki is ready to launch the third step in his original strategic plan of "one delay, two demands, and three alliances".

The scope of the association is very wide, and the forms can be diversified, but there is a premise, that is, it must be a legitimate country that everyone recognizes, and it is better to be able to join the United Nations.

In order to solve this problem, Zao Wou-Ki met with Sof on the fifth day after the end of the third negotiation, and the first thing Zao Wou-Ki said was: "I hope that this negotiation can talk a little longer, and it is better to have something substantive come out, lest someone say that I am not sincere in the peace talks." ”

"I also hope that there will be a result as soon as possible, so that I can go back and enjoy the family fun as soon as possible, and when I get older, many things will be downplayed." Sof covertly expressed his unwillingness to be an enemy of Zao Wou-Ki, and also implied that Zao Wou-Ki should not be too extreme in his view of the problem, and that peace was precious.

"It's good to enjoy the joy of family, who in the world doesn't want to? It's a pity, but some people don't want to see others enjoy family fun, you look at our country, how many families have been destroyed? How many parents have lost their children? It's all caused by the greed of some people. Zao Wou-Ki took the opportunity to sigh and said.

Sof smiled indifferently and said: "What they mean is that this is the end of the matter, and everything will be said after the trial of the International Court of Justice. ”

"Oh? Is it? Does the International Tribunal have to be tried before it can be admitted to the United Nations? Zao Wou-Ki smiled coldly and continued: "In this way, let's join the United Nations first, and then talk about specific things after we officially join, and we can use this time to think about it seriously, what do you think?" ”

The third step of strategic deployment is the most critical identity, so Zao Wou-Ki must first take down this identity issue, and with a legal identity, it is easy to work together.

"I think so." Sof replied with a smile, Sof did not oppose joining the United Nations at all, on the contrary, he was very much in favor, everyone is a family, and there is something to talk about in the future, and the younger brother has to listen to the eldest brother, right? It's not a family, and some things are really hard to say.

So far, a consensus has been reached on a certain issue, everyone has taken what they need, and the agreement to apply for membership in the United Nations was soon signed, and the negotiations have come to an end for the time being.

In the following time, Sof returned to the United Nations, and Zao Wou-Ki was once again focused on the preparatory work for the union, who to unite? How to unite? These must be thought through.

Thinking about it, the best way to unite is to bundle interests or trade, interest bundling is a long-term union, and a transaction is a short-term union, either way, it is acceptable for the present, Zao Wou-Ki thought about it for two days, and finally had some ideas.

A week later, news came from the United Nations that the United Nations General Assembly, the majority agreed and approved the application for membership, that is, he was already a member of the United Nations, and the next afternoon, Suff came over with the relevant certificates and documents, and handed them to Zao Wou-Ki.

Zao Wou-Ki threw the certificate and documents directly to Lin Yu, he didn't bother to look at them, as long as he agreed, everything else was fake, if he agreed today, he might be kicked out of the United Nations again tomorrow, this kind of thing is not unprecedented, it is not impossible, there is no need to be too careful.

"Congratulations, Your Excellency, congratulations." Sov said with a smile.

"Tongxi, this time, you are still tasked with negotiating, right?" Zao Wou-Ki said with a smile, repeatedly shirking, it has been almost a month now, and the strategic purpose of his negotiation has been achieved, and he can indeed enter substantive negotiations.

"This time, there are two things, the first is that the Interpol working group is still in the hands of your country, is it released?" Sov asked with a smile.

"Of course, you've been living here for about half a month, right? They have to pay for this living expenses themselves, there is no way, they are too poor to support people. Zao Wou-Ki cried as always, unwilling to let go at all, and knew very well in his heart that when negotiating with an old fox like Sof, at any time, nothing could be easily relaxed, otherwise he would not know when he would be fooled.

"It's only half a month for a few people, how much money can it spend? No matter how poor you are, it's not bad, is it? Sof asked with a smile.

"You don't know, everyone can't afford to eat." Zao Wou-Ki said with a serious face, as if this had really happened.

"Well, in order to celebrate your country's entry into the United Nations, I paid out of my own pocket, which is 100,000 meters of gold, I don't know if it will be enough for their food and lodging?" Suff smiled and pulled out a check.

"It should be about the same." Sof unceremoniously returned the check and said with a smile: "This thing is not easy to use here, there is no place to exchange it, if you have the heart, just transfer it or cash." ”

"You're really ......," Suff laughed as he took back the check.

"It's really poor, right, there's no way, it's not difficult to be in this family." Zao Wou-Ki continued to cry.

"Okay, I'll transfer it to you, please give me the account number." Sov laughed.

Of course, Zao Wou-Ki will not really tell the other party the account, don't be tracked down by the United Nations at that time, it will not be fun to freeze the funds, and said with a smile: "Don't be so troublesome, if you have the heart, just use all the 100,000 meters of gold to buy food or medicine, that is the real help for me." ”

"Okay, do as you say, the first thing is right, and the second thing is that the international tribunal will form a joint investigation team to investigate your country's affairs, you see?" Sof didn't want to get too entangled in this issue, so he quickly diverted the topic.

"It's a good thing, how do you need me to cooperate?" Zao Wou-Ki smiled, cheering up.

"When you come to your country, you can ask Your Excellency the President to provide convenience." Sov laughed.

"No problem, but the ugly words are ahead, there is no money." Zao Wou-Ki said indifferently.

"Out of pocket, right?" Sof interrupted Zao Wou-Ki with a smile.

Zao Wou-Ki didn't mind at all and smiled: "You still know me." ”

"It's okay to pay out of pocket, but you have to make it easier, the investigation team has the authority to investigate everyone and everything involved, and you also have to be responsible for the security of the investigation team." Sof said seriously.