The turquoise Lechuan River is rushing and surging, and copper snakes and iron dogs appear and disappear in the river. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info both sides of the river are covered with dark red flowers on the other side, and the dark brown membranous scales are weird! However, on the bridge, the wrinkled Meng Po was holding bowls of steaming Meng Po soup, and people lined up in a long line to let people take a sip. In the previous life and previous life, a bowl of Meng Po soup cut off all fate.

"Let go of me, you disregard human life! You declare your personal vendetta! You guys......! I will sue you, and I will go to Sidah to sue you. I'm going to the Loyalty Commission to tell you, I'm going to ...... Buddha, Allah, God, Virgin Mary, Monkey King, Putin, Trump...... Sue you there! "A ghost is locked in by the black and white impermanence of the soul, but this person is constantly struggling and cursing.

Xie Bi'an and Fan Wusu walked silently, and they couldn't tell whether they were happy or sad. "Wronged, ......!" When Meng Po saw the man, she sighed and continued to distribute Meng Po soup bowl by bowl.

Xie Bi'an and Fan Wusu took the man to the Ghost Judgment Hall, and with a shake of the soul rope in their hands, Yun Hao rolled on the ground. The chains on the body disappeared, and the black and white impermanence arched his hand at the bull's head and horse's face, which was regarded as a handover. This guy is still not to provoke.

Judge Cui's teeth are about to bleed, this brother is called Yun Hao. was supposed to enjoy the eighty-two-year-old Yangshou, but when Sun Dasheng made trouble in the underworld, he jokingly filled in a little bit on the eight characters. Coincidentally, on the day of Yun Hao's sixty-second birthday, someone asked Judge Cui to do something. not only sent Muto Lan, but also accompanied Ai Iijima. Judge Cui, who was in a hurry to do something, didn't look carefully, so he waved his pen and ordered Xie Bi'an and Fan Wusu to detain Yun Hao.

After a few days, it was too late for Judge Cui to find out. That Yun Hao in the yang world has been cremated, and he can't just find a corpse for him to possess. In desperation, Judge Cui detained Yun Hao in the underworld, and this detention was two years.

Originally, this kind of thing had happened before. Imprisoned for three or two hundred years, when this ghost is subdued, he will be sent to the six realms of reincarnation. It's great, in the next life, let him give birth to a good family, and the people don't hold officials accountable, everyone will turn a blind eye and pass it.

But this Yun Hao is a master who can make trouble, and he has been breaking from prison for three days. I also have to go to Shangfang to Lord Yama, in the environment of maintaining stability. This guy is an unstable factor, and Judge Cui has no choice but to let Niu Tou Ma Mian look at this brother all day long. Good food, good drink and good hospitality all day long, the song hall sauna and sauna are absolutely one-stop. Yesterday I drank with Anita Mui, and the day before yesterday I hugged Leslie Cheung and sang. Even so, Yun Hao was still drunk with bull heads and horse noodles. Tried to go to the Senluo Treasure Hall to go to the workshop, but fortunately, the black and white impermanence was successful, otherwise the matter would have been a big problem.

What's even worse is that the yang world has entered the information age. Everything is connected, and Hades decides to lay a network in the underworld. It is said that the head of the R&D team is called Steve Jobs, who wants to conduct a census in the underworld, establish a big database, and get some wireless WIFI. The Ghost Judgment Hall under the rule of King Qin Guang is naturally the focus! King Qin Guang had already had an admonishment conversation with Judge Cui, and if this matter could not be resolved, he would definitely not help him carry the black cauldron. When the time comes, no one will be able to save him.

"As long as you are willing to reincarnate, Lao Tzu will arrange a good family for you. It is definitely born with a golden key, and you will enjoy glory and wealth for a lifetime! Judge Cui looked at Yun Hao, who was jumping high on the ground, and said in a consultative tone.

"There's no door! Lao Tzu still has 20 years of life, and you detained Lao Tzu like this. I can check it, I can win the big lottery at the age of 63. Since then, the family has prospered and benefited children and grandchildren. You have detained me like this, and the good life of the descendants of the Yun family in the future has been ruined by you, a dog official. You say, what do you pay? Yun Hao's roar filled the entire Ghost Judgment Hall. Even King Qin Guang, who was working in the backyard, heard it clearly!

"Who leaked the secret of heaven!" Judge Cui's roaring voice was no smaller than Yun Haolai's!

"My lord, the last time you had a drink with Muto Lan. You say it yourself, and we'll sit in the private room next to you. The bull head sneered. The horse's face doesn't speak, but a horse's face is longer than a donkey's face.

"Fuck the private room in heaven and earth is not soundproof, last time I heard King Qin Guang ......! Belch! Did you hear anything after that? Judge Cui suddenly realized that he had lost his words and hurriedly shut up.

"Nope! No! The head of the bull immediately shook the head of the cow like a rattle, and the horse face hurriedly clarified. I didn't hear anything!

"I heard you, Muto Ran is shouting Yamai Daddy!" Yun Hao stood in the center of the hall and shouted loudly.

"Did you hear what the king said?" King Qin Guang was led out by the sound of the quarrel, and asked Judge Cui with a black face.

"The official made a mistake, I hope the prince will not blame him!" Judge Cui couldn't wait to plug Yun Hao's mouth with his hand.

"Humph! I'll settle accounts with you later! King Qin Guang glared at Judge Cui, turned to look at Yun Hao and said, "Yun Hao, it's not good for anyone if this matter is big. Even if you bring down Judge Cui, he has been in this position for more than 500 years. Are you sure that his protégé will not be with you when you are reincarnated? Now the king allows you to put forward three conditions, as long as it is not excessive, the king will do everything for you. In the final analysis, the matter lies in my ghost judgment hall, and if this matter is good, this king will have less to worry about. "King Qin Guang obviously doesn't want to be embarrassed in front of the king of Hades, and the Politburo of the underworld is about to hold the 18,000-year congress. At that time, the king of Hades will be re-elected, and as the master of the Ghost Judgment Palace, King Qin Guang is a popular candidate, and the support rate in the last poll is quite high, so he must not overturn in such a trivial matter.

"Uh......! I'm going to be born like Tom Cruise! Yun Hao was deeply resentful of his appearance.

"No problem!" King Qin Guang agreed to come down without thinking about it. As long as he is willing to reincarnate well, there is a problem with looking like Obama.

The first request was successfully passed, and Yun Hao's eyes suddenly lit up. After thinking about it, Yun Hao said again: "I want to be rich and rival the country!" ”

"No problem!" For King Qin Guang, money is not an issue. Although the money of the Heaven and Earth Bank could not circulate in the Yang Realm, he still had a way to make Yun Hao rich and rival the country.

"I want to live another 500 years!" Seeing that the first two conditions were agreed, Yun Hao immediately stretched out his hand and spread his five fingers.

"You're going to die......! It would be nice for you to live those twenty years. King Qin Guang was immediately angry, let alone five hundred years, he would become a goblin in two hundred years. Yun Hao could already hear the sound of King Qin Guang grinding his teeth, and it was estimated that this brother's patience value was about to explode.

"Then I'm not leaving!" Yun Hao sat on the ground with his buttocks, and although he had lived for sixty-two years, he could still see it in his eyes.

"Thirty years ......!" Seeing that the negotiations were about to break down, King Qin Guang made new conditions.

"Three hundred years!" Yun Hao sat on the ground and bargained.

"Thirty-one years ......!"

"Two hundred and ninety-nine years ......!"

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"Eighty years!" After three days and three nights, King Qin Guang bid for eighty years.

"Deal!" The tired Yun Hao immediately agreed to come down, and it was rare for people to live for seventy years. It's not bad to live to be eighty years old! In my previous life, when I lived to the age of sixty-two, I was soft where I should be hard, and hard where I should be soft, and I had no joy in life for a long time. Eighty years old is eighty years old, Lao Tzu doesn't choose!

"Are there any giveaways?" Yun Hao had a hippie smile, bowed his head and shrunk his neck, and looked as obscene as he looked.

"Get out of ......!" King Qin Guang must be furious!

Yanmen Mountain is located at the junction of Baishui and Yijun, passing through Pu, Baishui, Yijun, and leading to Huangling County. The altitude is more than 1,000 meters, and it is said that in ancient times, there was a sacred goose that fell on this mountain. Most of the people today know that there is Yanmen Pass, but they don't know that there is Yanmen Mountain, in fact, the pass is named because of the mountain. The name of Yanmen Mountain came very early. In the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", it has been recorded in the "Hainai West Classic": "Yanmen Mountain, geese come out of it." In Takayanagi North. Takayanagi is in Daihoku. ”

In the spring of the twelfth year of the Great Cause, the Yunjia Zhuangzi at the foot of Yanmen Mountain. A hemp pole carried a spirit flag, white paper money drifted in the air with the wind, and the cry inside a large house shook the sky, and many people knelt or sat in front of a corpse and wailed. But if you look closely, some people here are really sad and crying tears. But some people don't have a single tear, as the so-called sound without tears is called howling, and there are tears without crying. Whether it is true or false is undoubtedly expressed on everyone's face.

Yun Hao heard the sound of suona in his ears, but he couldn't open his eyes. The mouth and nose are not easy to use, and the whole body is lying in a coffin like a zombie. Waiting for the official family to conduct an autopsy, the coffin can be nailed into the burial. Although he couldn't speak, there seemed to be a voice in his head, babbling about something. It seems that something has forcibly entered Yun Hao's mind, and some memories that he didn't know before are like a movie, constantly deducing in front of Yun Hao's eyes.

"My son! Your father died early, if you just went. How can I live for my mother! A woman's voice rang in Yun Hao's ears. Yun Hao's mind quickly flipped through the memories that had come in, and it turned out that this woman was the mother of the owner of this body, Zhao.

"Yunda, your second child's house is considered a dead end. The Yun family is really unlucky, why did they suffer such a big disaster, hey......! It's a pity that Hao'er, a good child, is so knowledgeable at the age of seven. After two years, you can take the exam, and maybe you can even take the exam. An old voice said beside him, and Yun Hao felt his mother's crying getting louder and louder.

"Who's to say it isn't? It's a pity Hao'er, this child, the old lady, you are highly respected and came to see this child for the last time. Thank you! When the man had finished speaking, there was another jumbled voice. Apparently it was the one called Yunda who was seeing the ceremony. And Mrs. Chen is trying her best to support her.

Yun Hao was familiarizing himself with this body, and suddenly another sharp voice sounded. "The old lady sacrifices, and the relatives answer the gifts." Immediately there was a tsunami and a landslide in the house, and there seemed to be an old man saying something in the earth-shattering cries of men and women, but the old man was too obscure to understand, Yun Hao knew every word in his ears, but he couldn't understand what it meant.

After the old man finished speaking, his sharp voice sounded again. "The Taigong's instructions have been completed, and the relatives have replied!" The commotion in the whole room suddenly fell silent, and at this time, even a needle could be heard.

"Old woman, thank you! Hao'er, this kid ......! The sad Zhao couldn't help crying again, and couldn't even say a whole sentence.

"Zhao! You have been the daughter-in-law of the Yun family for more than ten years, so you are naturally my Yun family. Pity you for being widowed and childless, lonely and helpless. Although our Yun family is not a famous family, we must not let you suffer from hunger and cold, let alone let you go back to your parents' house. Last night, the clan agreed that your ten acres of paddy fields by the river would be handed over to your boss to cultivate. Your boss is responsible for your three meals a day. It not only solves your livelihood problem, but also does not let the clan's land and property be wasted. We're here for ......! ”

Yun Hao heard it in his ears, and a chill ran in his heart. What kind of relatives is this, what is it called Taigong. The father of this body followed Emperor Yang of Sui to attack Goryeo and died in Liaodong. Now that he is seriously ill and dying, this vein is considered extinct.

For thousands of years, there has been a bad habit in China. That is to eat the household, as long as the family has no men. The family's property is disposed of by the clan's public opinion, and sometimes even the younger siblings may be assigned to the clan's singles. Anyway, the fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, and the meat has to rot in the pot no matter how rotten.

But usually this kind of thing, you have to wait for the funeral to be completed. After the deceased is placed in a coffin, a meeting can be held in the clan to discuss it. The old lady said that there was a public discussion last night. At that time, I had just lost my breath, and I could really be regarded as a cold corpse. How anxious these guys are, this food is too ugly.

"Taigong, you are the elder of the clan. It stands to reason that your daughter-in-law should obey what you say, but this land was given to my family by the clan. Hao'er's bones are not cold, you are in such a hurry to grab the ground. Don't be in such a hurry, even if it's to take care of the Yun family's face. Do you have to wait for Hao'er to be buried before mentioning it! Zhao was so angry that he trembled, and pointed at the old lady trembling, almost fainting.

"Uh......!" The old lady's face full of age spots was also embarrassed, but she was helpless in her heart. When I got my nephew and daughter-in-law on a whim in the mountains, I gave birth to Yunda, a lazy master. Over the years, he has used the identity of the Taigong, and he has helped Yunda openly and secretly. But the mud can't be put on the wall after all, and this cloud is a big gamble that the family business left by the ancestors has almost been lost over the years. Seeing that he can only survive on a few acres of ration fields, this father can't stand it after all. It happened that Yun Hao died yesterday, and the old lady passed the resolution of the clan just now with his years of prestige.

"Uh......!" The old lady's face full of age spots was also embarrassed, but she was helpless in her heart. When I got my nephew and daughter-in-law on a whim in the mountains, I gave birth to Yunda, a lazy master. Over the years, he has used the identity of the Taigong, "uh......! The old lady's face full of age spots was also embarrassed, but she was helpless in her heart. When I got my nephew and daughter-in-law on a whim in the mountains, I gave birth to Yunda, a lazy master. Over the years, using the identity of the prince,