Chapter Seventy-Eight: Bastard
"No, what I asked you about the matter of Tubo's courtship, how did you get involved in the war?"
This is a very embarrassing question, Li Shimin asked Chen Fei at the beginning how to treat Tubo to ask for relatives, if you want to refuse, how to refuse is more tactful, it will not make a big contradiction between the two countries, if you want to make peace with relatives... Forget it, Li Shimin doesn't have this idea for the time being, he will not agree to marry his daughter to Tibet.
As a result, Chen Fei was running about how to fight between the two countries from the very beginning, which seems to be a little... I digress.
In fact, Chen Fei is not to blame, because he knows that Li Shimin must have rejected Tibet very simply, and there will definitely be a battle between the two countries, so he didn't consider the question Li Shimin asked at the beginning, which led to the current embarrassing situation.
"This..."Chen Fei scratched his head in embarrassment and answered the wrong question, this is a very fatal thing.
"Your Majesty, the grass people feel that this matter of harmony... Your Majesty, the grass people want to ask Your Majesty a question first, and dare to ask Your Majesty if you want to make peace, then what is the reason? ”
Li Shimin listened to Chen Fei's words, frowned, and finally stretched out again, and sighed: "If it is a friendly relationship, at least the Tang Frontier can be protected from the attack of Tubo for twenty or even thirty years, with this time, the people will be saved from the crime of war, the country can recuperate, and after twenty or thirty years, the Tang Dynasty will not be afraid of any vassal country!" ”
Chen Fei nodded, from Li Shimin's point of view, it was indeed like this.
In fact, the Tang Dynasty's rapprochement with Tibet did bring the Tang Dynasty a stable frontier and a strong ally, but .......
"Your Majesty, some of the grass people's words may be a little harsh, and I ask Your Majesty to forgive your sins first."
Li Shimin said with a smile: "Since I opened the Tang Dynasty, no one has ever been convicted for his words. Ahem, the old man says every day that I am not good, and he is not doing well? Have I ever blamed him? If you have anything to say, just say it, my energy is not so small. ”
With Li Shimin's guarantee in advance, Chen Fei was also a lot more relieved, at least he didn't have to worry about losing his head if he said the wrong thing.
"Your Majesty, the grass people think that they are close to this law... Inappropriate! As for the reason..."Chen Fei suddenly raised his chest, neither humble nor arrogant: "The eldest husband stands up to the sky and the earth, he is a hero in life, and he is a ghost in death!" How can a woman be exchanged for so-called peace? ”
After Chen Fei finished speaking, he knelt in front of Li Shimin with a "plop". "The grass people risk death to admonish, and I hope that Your Majesty will be fulfilled!"
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"Smack!" A drop of sweat fell to the ground, followed by a second, a third, a fourth... Chen Fei's kneeling ground slowly got wet, and there was sweat and sweat in it... Tears.
Li Shimin didn't react for a long time, and Chen Fei cried in fright.
Chen Fei was too involved in the play, his brain was hot, and some things that shouldn't be said were said, and he didn't realize until he said it that he was touching the tiger's buttocks, and he didn't feel good enough to touch it, so he waved his hand and slapped its buttocks... It's not just death, it's a great death!
Although Li Shimin is broad-minded, who knows how broad he is, in case he just touches Li Shimin's pain points...... Just thinking about it makes my scalp tingle!
But... Big brother, how about giving me a reaction!
Chen Fei's legs were sore when he knelt on the ground, but Li Shimin was silent and didn't say anything until now, Chen Fei couldn't bear it anymore, and quietly raised his head to take a look......
"Uh... Your Majesty forgive your sins, little one... No, the grass people are terrified..."
Li Shimin kept staring at Chen Fei with a smile, and when he saw Chen Fei looking up, he simply stopped scaring him, and kicked him lightly: "Stinky boy, get me up, hehe, you are young and bold, dare to talk to me like this, are you despising me and wanting to rely on women in exchange for political benefits?" ”
Chen Fei's back was soaked again in an instant. "No... No, that's not what the grass people meant... Your Majesty..."
Li Shimin gave Chen Fei two more feet: "Okay, don't do it, I didn't say that I wanted to marry my daughter from the beginning, how can I rely on women in exchange for peace?" This time, I'm not talking about me, but if you dare to talk to me like this next time, hehe, I won't kill people because of my words, but sometimes it's a pleasure to live, you, understand? ”
"Understood, I understand, the grass people will not dare next time."
Li Shimin saw that Chen Fei was frightened, nodded with satisfaction and let him go.
"This kid is full of talent, but he is too young to know how to advance and retreat, and he has to polish his temperament well to be used by me." Li Shimin thought to himself, the more he looked at Chen Fei... Gas?
"Humph! The little baby is very backbone in writing two poems, born as a hero, and died as a ghost, but unfortunately in reality, how can it be this cowardice? ”
Chen Fei secretly rolled his eyes, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said casually: "Your Majesty, the kid's body is thin and he can't stand the fright, I... It's just a baby~"
As he spoke, Chen Fei put on another weak pose, and Li Shimin, who was watching, had goosebumps all over his body.
"Humph! Talking nonsense with me again will really drag you down and play the board! ”
Chen Fei immediately straightened his attitude and said respectfully: "Yes!" ”
Li Shimin snorted angrily, and was a little displeased with Chen Fei's grinning temperament.
Chen Fei also knew that his temperament was not to liking Li Shimin, but... Hey, hey, he likes it himself!
You can say whatever you want, and you can play as much as you want, this is the nature of a teenager!
Chen Fei hadn't been so presumptuous for a long time, but this time he was a little too presumptuous, and his legs were still a little spinning now, and he hadn't slowed down.
It's decided, in the future, I will be honest in front of His Majesty the Emperor, as for the others... As long as he is not a big official, he can be presumptuous and be a happy teenager!
"It's not early, I've been sitting here for a long time, it's time to go back to the palace." As soon as Li Shimin's words fell, the door of the house was opened, and a palace maid walked up to Li Shimin with Li Mingda in her arms: "Your Majesty, Her Royal Highness the Princess is crying to find you." ”
Li Shimin hurriedly picked up Li Mingda in distress and coaxed: "What's wrong with Mingda?" Why are you crying? ”
Li Mingda wiped his tears, pouted and said: "Mingda didn't cry, Mingda didn't want his father!" ”
Li Shimin hugged Li Mingda and sighed deeply, he was so busy that he didn't have extra time to take care of Li Mingda. He has always felt guilty about this daughter, and always wants to make up for her, but unfortunately he always has no time.
"Poof, hahahaha!" Li Mingda suddenly burst into laughter, his big eyes narrowed into a slit, and he giggled.
"Huh? What is Mingda laughing at? Li Shimin followed Li Mingda's gaze and happened to see Chen Fei grimacing at Li Mingda, a very exaggerated grimace, even the corners of Li Shimin's mouth twitched when he saw it, and he didn't know whether to laugh or reprimand him with a straight face.
When Chen Fei saw Li Shimin coming, he immediately put away his grimace, lowered his head and bowed his hand to Li Shimin.
"The kid just wants to make the little princess happy, and has no other meaning, please don't blame Your Majesty."
"Hehe, you not only made the little princess happy, but also made me happy, Chen Fei, Chen Fei, I found that I couldn't figure you out."
"Your Majesty doesn't need to figure me out, just as you don't need to know how paper is made when you write."
Li Shimin laughed when he heard this: "Interesting, I found that you are really getting more and more interesting." ”
"Father, father!" Li Mingda hugged Li Shimin's neck and moved restlessly.
"Huh? What's wrong with Mingda? ”
"Father, Mingda wants to go to this big brother's garden to play, will Father take me there now?"