Never try to explain anything, because that will make your lies all the rage.

It's the rule of trade!

Han Yi rarely explains, at least he won't explain for his lies, because once he explains, he will become very passive.

Besides, it was inconvenient for him to explain this, because he had indeed teased Yuan Peony and wet Yuan Peony's silk scarf.

It's just that at that time, he thought that Yuan Peony was Cui Ji's relative, if it was Cui Ji's relative, of course he didn't care, he had already offended anyway, so he was not afraid at the time, but he didn't expect that this peony was surnamed Yuan, and he was also Yuan Liehu's aunt.

It's a big deal.

Yuan Liehu is not as good as Cui Ji, Cui Jijian is not that kind of impulsive person, there will be room for everything, and according to Han Yi's understanding of Yuan Liehu, this guy is usually harmless to humans and animals, and he is very bold, but when he is excited, he is a madman.

Han Yi is not afraid of people like Cui Jijian, but he is afraid of Yuan Liehu, a crazy person who is perverted in force and particularly impulsive.

It must be approached with caution.

But the explanation is definitely not good, so Han Yi never mentioned the events of the day, but analyzed it from another angle.

With this analysis, Yuan Liehu was stupid.

No matter what the truth of the matter is, anyway, according to Han Yi, this is impossible to happen.

Because in terms of origin, force, intelligence, and even appearance, Han Yi is inferior to Yuan Peony, and he is still in the Women's Pavilion, you say that Han Yi is molesting Yuan Peony, how is this possible.

Han Yi was slightly relieved when he saw that Yuan Liehu was fooled.

"Yes! Why are you kid teasing my aunt, even if you give you the guts, you don't have the ability. ”

Yuan Liehu said with a puzzled expression.

Look, I'll say it myself. Han Yi hurriedly said: "That's to say, let's talk about it." No one will believe it at all. "I would like to add in my heart, except for you stupid hat.

After a pause, he said again: "Yuan Gongzi, please forgive me for daring to say a word." ”

Yuan Liehu looked at Han Yi with a puzzled expression.

Han Yi said: "I personally think that when you say this, Yuan Gongzi, it is a kind of praise for me, and it can even be said." It lifted me to a height that even I couldn't imagine, but for Aunt Ling, it was an insult. Do you think I'm right? ”

"Pole, pole."

Yuan Liehu nodded again and again.

For your size, Lao Tzu teased your aunt, that's your aunt's honor, okay. Han Yi scolded secretly, and said: "So I think this matter must not be publicized, otherwise it will cause great trouble to your aunt."

This is something that has never happened. If it comes from someone else's mouth, no one will believe it, but if it comes out of the mouth of Yuan Gongzi, it is difficult not to believe it.

Then the question comes, when the time comes, everyone will definitely say that the aunt of the dignified Yuan Gongzi was actually molested by a Qinglou, oh my God! I really can't imagine that. It's even a humiliation for your Yuan family, and this is simply someone malicious slander. ”

"It makes sense." Yuan Liehu nodded. He wondered again, "Since it didn't happen, why did my aunt's friend say that." ”

It turned out that his Yuan family had the best garden in Chang'an. On weekdays, many ladies and daughters love to go to their house to enjoy flowers and play. Of course, he was very familiar with those women, and this morning he inadvertently talked about Fengfeilou with those women, so those women casually said that they met Han Yi in the Women's Pavilion, and Yuan Liehu heard that Yuan Peony was molested by Han Yi, so angry that he ran to Han Yi to settle accounts without saying a word.

Han Yi shook his head and said, "I don't know about this, whether you heard it wrong, Yuan Gongzi." Or did you not listen to it completely? "But I thought in my heart, with your character, if you want to be able to listen patiently, then my Korean characters must be written backwards.

Sure enough, Yuan Liehu's face froze. He slapped his head and stomped his feet, "Oops! Why am I always so impulsive, it's over, it's over, if my aunt knows about this, then I'll be miserable. Saying that, he suddenly looked at Han Yi, with a murderous aura in his eyes.

Depend on! It seems to be too much, he won't want to kill people! Han Yi hurriedly said: "Yuan Gongzi, please rest assured, if today's matter spreads, as long as it is spread from my Fengfei Tower, you don't need Yuan Gongzi to do it, I will cut my own tongue and serve it." ”

Bang!

Suddenly, a loud bang was heard, and the door suddenly opened, and judging by the strength and speed, someone must have kicked it open.

"Who?"

Yuan Liehu is like a bird with a frightened bow.

"What a sharp mouth."

With a sneer, I saw a slender beauty walk in from outside.

No way! Is God testing my deception to see if there is any regression, please, I'm already good! When Han Yi saw this big beauty, a flash of panic flashed in her eyes.

The person who came was Yuan Peony.

But today, Yuan Peony is dressed as a man, wearing a red round-necked robe, purple hair tied up, and her eyebrows are even more heroic, especially the figure that is different from ordinary people, and her aura is more than that of a man.

That's right, I should have guessed this earlier, they all grow so tall. Han Yi suddenly looked surprised, got up to greet him, and said very enthusiastically: "Oh, Peony girl, why are you here?" This is really a rare guest, a rare guest, please take a seat, please take a seat. "It's like meeting an old friend for many years.

This must be the head, if Yuan Peony comes, he will come to the door as an enemy to ask for debts, then wouldn't he not admit himself.

Yuan Liehu was slightly stunned, and hurriedly stood up, smiling, and whispered: "Auntie, how did you come to be?" ”

Yuan Peony's eyes shook slightly, his gaze swept over the two of them, and he said lightly: "What are you talking about?" ”

Han Yi smiled and said: "Yuan Gongzi is a person, that is above astronomy, down to geography, what can you talk about with a farmer like me, it is nothing more than some trivial things about drama." ”

He knew that Yuan Peony must have heard something, otherwise he wouldn't have said anything "sharp teeth", but he didn't know exactly how much he listened, and he didn't know what Yuan Peony thought, so he dealt with it first, saw how she made a move, and then saw the move.

Yuan Liehu nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, drama, we are talking about drama." He also seemed to be afraid of letting Yuan Peony know, and he said that Han Yi was molesting Yuan Peony. Trembling.

"Really?"

Yuan Peony looked at Han Yi, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised a smile.

Yuan Liehu glanced at Yuan Peony, and then at Han Yi, with a suspicious expression.

This Yuan Peony didn't immediately dismantle Han Yi, and it didn't look like she called Yuan Liehu to come, as long as Yuan Peony said a word. It is estimated that Yuan Liehu will pounce, and there is no need for any reason at all.

Han Yi couldn't figure out her mind for a while, and secretly thought, if she wanted to move me, she would have already moved me in the Women's Pavilion that day, there was no reason to come to me to settle accounts now, and Yuan Liehu should not have been secretly instructed by her to come here. Well, in that case, I still have a chance. But why would she let me go so easily? Did I forget something. Oh, I remembered, oops, I almost forgot something so important.

"Haha!"

Han Yi suddenly laughed twice and said, "Miss Peony came just in time, and I was about to go to you." ”

Yuan Peony said: "Looking for me?" What are you looking for me for? ”

Han Yi smiled and said: "Of course, I am looking for you to discuss, how to let you women also watch the drama openly." Have you forgotten Peony girl? ”

"So you remember!" Yuan Peony smiled slightly, as if to say. Count you as a kid.

Yuan Liehu looked confused again, it looked like Han Yi had teased Yuan Peony.

MD, it seems that she is deliberately more conformist than me, okay, you are ruthless. This time, for the sake of Yuan Liehu's "face", I won't care about you. Han Yi stretched out his hand again and said, "Please sit, please sit." ”

Yuan Peony sat down this time.

When Yuan Liehu saw this situation, he was even more weak in his heart, and secretly scolded. I was kind of miserable by those mothers-in-law. If Han Yi had teased Yuan Peony, how could Yuan Peony be so friendly, and said with a sneer: "Auntie, such a trivial matter, why bother you to come here in person, you just call me here, I am quite familiar with Han Yi." ”

Han Yi was stunned, this is Yuan Liehu, it is clearly Li Lianying! I also muttered in my heart, it seems that this Yuan Peony is not a weak woman, and it will be better to mess with her less in the future.

Yuan Peony glanced at Yuan Liehu lightly and said, "Call you?" With your impulsive nature, you have accomplished anything. "It's like an elder's tone.

Yuan Liehu suddenly looked embarrassed and couldn't do anything.

I agree with that. Han Yi silently praised in his heart.

Yuan Peony pointed to the side with his hand and said, "Sit down, don't stand stupidly." ”

"Yes."

Yuan Liehu immediately sat down, like a primary school student with his hands behind his back, expecting the teacher to praise him for sitting upright, he couldn't be more well-behaved.

Han Yidu saw it in his eyes, his eyes rolled, and he thought, it seems that Yuan Liehu is quite afraid of Yuan Peony, and Lao Tzu is more afraid of this powerful but impulsive person, but dealing with women is my strength, uh, the premise is except for Xiao Yun, that is to say, as long as I accept Yuan Peony, no, surrender, then Yuan Liehu will no longer dare to show off his might in front of me.

Thinking of this, he smiled and sat beside Yuan Peony cheekily.

Yuan Liehu looked at it and hurriedly said, "Han Yi, how dare you sit there and sit aside." ”

Can't you see such an obvious relationship. Han Yi said: "I have to talk to Miss Peony, it's hard to talk if I'm too far away." ”

Yuan Peony said: "It's okay. ”

Yuan Liehu immediately withered, and said: "Han Yi, don't always be called a peony girl, this is my aunt, you should be respectful." ”

A touch of cunning flashed in Han Yi's eyes, and he said: "Yuan Gongzi, how can you say that, the peony girl is so young, you can't let me call me an elder, this is impossible, I really can't do it, because it's too bad to have a conscience." ”

When Yuan Liehu heard this, there was a trap in it, and he glanced at Yuan Peony carefully.

"It doesn't matter."

Yuan Peony said lightly.

Yuan Liehu immediately understood that this topic could not be continued.

No woman wants to be called old, both ancient and modern.

Yuan Peony said to Han Yi again: "Han Yi, last time you promised me to find a way for us women to see this drama, but after so many days, there has been no movement at all, it seems that you didn't take this matter to heart at all." ”

"How can it be?"

Yuan Liehu suddenly said fiercely: "Han Yi, you kid still want to stay in Chang'an, and you don't even take my aunt's words to heart." ”

Yuan Peony didn't make a sound.

As soon as Yuan Liehu saw it, he finally said it correctly, and immediately said: "Auntie, if you want to watch a drama, tell me that is, I will just let them perform in our garden for you." ”

Tsk, listen to your tone, as if I were your subordinate. Han Yi waved his hand and said: "Fei Ye, Fei Ye, Yuan Gongzi, this is the difference." I just promised to let the woman come to the play, not the peony girl to watch the play. ”

Yuan Liehu said: "What's the difference, is it difficult for my aunt to be a man?" ”

Han Yi smiled: "The difference is big, if you just let the Peony girl watch the drama, it's not difficult, just like now, if the Peony girl wants to watch it, I can now take the Peony girl in from the back and stand backstage to watch." But if you want to let hordes of women come to see, it's not a simple matter. ”

Yuan Liehu said: "What's so difficult about this, my family has some gardens, can't you just go there to act, I won't ask for your money, and my home is much better than yours." ”

Yuan Peony nodded and said: "Xiaohu's words are good, this is also the purpose of my coming here today, I can lend you a garden, oh, you can also collect the same money, and you will not let you run in vain." ”

The noblewomen and daughters of Chang'an really want to watch this drama, but Pingkangli is really not suitable for women, and she has always held back, and the same is true of Yuan Peony, she hears people talk about this drama every day, but she has never seen this drama.

Little Tiger?

Han Yi was stunned, where is this small, it is obviously a big tiger, or a tiger who has been pretending to be forced, I know that your family is a local tyrant, but you don't have to talk about it every day.

Yuan Liehu was even more excited when he heard this, and said, "Okay, it's decided, you call Shangmeng'er and them to come to my garden tomorrow to perform." ”

Decide your sister, no, decide your aunt's. Han Yi doesn't like to be manipulated, after all, he is a liberal, but it is definitely not a wise move to be tough, after all, the difference in strength is here, he nodded with a smile and said: "This is indeed a very good idea, I have no reason to refuse such a good thing at all." ”

Speaking of this, he paused, and said with a smile: "But I thought this was just a palliative solution. ”

There was a faint smell of pretense in the words.

However, the subject seems to have found the wrong place.

Yuan Liehu was puzzled when he heard it, and he poked mercilessly: "You kid really knows how to say, isn't it just watching a drama, and treating the symptoms but not the root cause, who are you fooling." ”

You are allowed to pretend, but I am not allowed to pretend, and there is no royal law. Han Yi looked embarrassed.

"Shut up."

Yuan Peony glanced at Yuan Liehu unhappily, the latter immediately closed the most obediently, and she thought to Han Yi again: "What do you want to say?" ”

It seems that there is only one trick left. Han Yi sighed slightly and said, "Don't hide it from the two of you, in fact, I have always had a great dream. ”

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