Chapter 172: The Old Woman Who Scolds the Street
As soon as the Wuweitang Pharmacy opened, the man nicknamed "Thick Skin" yesterday limped in, and as soon as he entered the door, he was overjoyed and said, "Divine doctor!" Doctor Du! He really deserves to be a miracle doctor who is good at Hua Tuo's magic skills! The medicine you prescribed to me yesterday is really effective, hehe, hit me with 20 boards, I slept for a while, and I can get out of bed today, if this is in the past, don't expect to lie down for ten days and eight days. ”
Du Wenhao also smiled: "Since it is effective, if you don't give me publicity, what are you doing here?" ”
"Buy medicine! I've thought about it, you're a good way to make money, instead of helping people fight lawsuits to make that hard-earned money, it's better to help you sell this medicinal herb, make money and save trouble, I know a lot of litigants, and people who often cause lawsuits, sell them to them, and make money, and they can also be transported to neighboring states and counties. Therefore, I came to you today to talk to you about cooperation and business. I want to wholesale those two medicines from you, and the price is more favorable for you, how about it? ”
Du Wenhao said: "Okay, but I'm busy, so let's make a name for myself, and the wholesale price will be discounted by seven percent according to the price of the medicine paid yesterday, just help me make a name for myself when you sell it." I also have the name of a pharmacy on my porcelain vase. ”
Thick Pi Daxi: "Good! That's it. I'm going to make a name for you. ”
Pi Hou took out fifty taels of silver, bought a batch of goods, wrapped a large bag on his back, and limped away.
Du Wenhao was about to do a consultation, a sedan chair came to the door, Master Hou shook a big folding fan and got down from the sedan chair, Lehehe walked in, and arched his hand: "Doctor Du!" ”
Du Wenhao hurriedly got up and arched his hand: "Master Hou, I haven't seen you for a long time, and you also came to the capital?" ”
"Yes, Zhuang Zhixian was transferred to the Shaoyin of Kaifeng Prefecture, and by hiring me as a staff member, I took the time to go back to my hometown, so I came late."
Du Wenhao still has a good impression of this lean master, and congratulates him repeatedly.
After a few words of greeting, Master Hou said: "The day before yesterday, Mr. discussed with my eldest master the matter of training Wenma, which has been completed, and the master asked me to say it, and the class will start tomorrow, two and a half days in the morning and afternoon." Because the number of people is relatively large, and the number of people in each period cannot be too much, which affects the effect, it was decided after discussion that there will be 20 people per period, one session of ten days, until the training is completed. What do you think? ”
"Let's do it first. No, it will be adjusted temporarily. ”
After the decision was made, Master Hou left in a sedan chair.
Hearing that there was going to be class the next day, Pang Yuqin and Xue Fei'er were very nervous, Du Wenhao told them that there was no need to talk to them about the theory, and there was no need to sit in the classroom to take classes, so they would arrange a few days of simulated teaching first, and then practice directly. You don't need to tell them why they are doing this, they just need to tell them what to do. As a requirement of the yamen's affairs, these stable women will do so.
Du Wenhao asked Pang Yuqin and Xue Fei'er to think about whether to carry out simulation teaching and internship teaching, and after discussing it, Du Wenhao listened to their reports again in the evening, and then guided them to make adjustments.
After the arrangement, Du Wenhao finally made time to sit in the hall to see a doctor.
When it was a middle-aged man's turn to come up, Du Wenhao felt a little familiar: "Have you come to see the patient?" ”
The middle-aged man smiled and said: "Yes, doctor, I came yesterday, half of my face didn't obey the call, you prescribed medicine, just take two payments, your medicine is really spiritual!" ”
Du Wenhao said: "No wonder I look familiar, half of your face was paralyzed yesterday, and now it's all fine, it doesn't look like yesterday." Hehe, what's the matter today? ”
"That's right, Doctor Du, there is an old lady in our neighborhood, surnamed Shen, and they all call her Aunt Shen. She is also half of the facial paralysis, it has been many years, no matter how it can be cured, I heard that my facial paralysis is fine after taking two doses of medicine, let me take it to you to see. The middle-aged man turned and beckoned to an old lady sitting on a long chair in the back.
This Aunt Shen is about sixty or seventy years old, tall and tall, but her back is a little rickety. Something is constantly being said in the mouth. After getting closer, I finally heard what she said clearly: "Everyone said that they were miracle doctors, what bullshit miracle doctors!" It's just a bragging miracle doctor, I also took the decoction, and the acupuncture was also pricked, which made my palms peel off and itch to death, these miracle doctors can't die well, they have horns on their heads, thorns on their bodies, sores on their tongues, rotten to the stomach, rotten to death, these bastards......"
Du Wenhao smiled bitterly in his heart, this Aunt Shen doesn't seem to be easy to mess with, maybe she still has some mental problems. This kind of person is cured of anything, but if the disease is not cured, just wait to be scolded.
Aunt Shen sat down at the table, Du Wenhao decided to push the patient away, and said with a smile: "Auntie, facial paralysis is not an easy disease to treat, some people get better quickly, such as this eldest brother, took medicine yesterday, and it will be fine today, but some people can't be cured no matter how they are treated, isn't this how you old this disease, it has not been cured after so many years, so I'm afraid I can't do it." ”
"It's okay, I know, no doctor can cure all diseases, even miracle doctors have diseases that can't be cured."
"That's right, auntie, it's good that you understand this truth, I'm just a young doctor, and I'm not even a miracle doctor, so I'm afraid I won't be able to cure your disease."
Half of Aunt Shen's face muscles atrophied, and the other half of her face showed a sad smile: "Doctor Du, I heard that your medical skills are very powerful, and you can heal by caesarean section!" It is said that this is the medical skill of Hua Tuo's divine doctor, only you will be the only one in the world, if you refuse to help me cure, my lonely old woman can only take this half of the grimace to the underground to see my old man and children......"
Du Wenhao heard her words and said strangely: "Auntie, don't you have any other relatives?" ”
Aunt Shen's expression was gloomy, and she sobbed: "No! He died of illness many years ago. One by one, they are all dead, and I, a lonely old woman, are left alone in the world to be embarrassed and conspicuous! Woowoo"
Du Wenhao suddenly understood, but all the lonely and widowed old people who have no relatives around them have two tendencies in their personalities, either they are withdrawn and self-contained, taciturn and do not interact with others, this kind of old man is particularly easy to get sick because he is stuffy in his heart, and he is seriously ill all his life, and because of the lack of interaction with people, it is easy to delay the illness and get out of danger. The other is Aunt Shen, who likes to talk to herself and speak everything in her heart through herself, which is a good psychological catharsis, which can release all the psychological pressure, which is conducive to physical and mental health.
No matter who it is, after many years of treatment by many doctors have not been cured, the mood must be very anxious, and the heart is very angry, ordinary people want to scold the street and scold behind people's backs, they quietly scold in their hearts, but the lonely old man who likes to talk to himself will often scold out, and let others hear, so that you can release psychological pressure and dissatisfaction.
After understanding this, Du Wenhao was very sympathetic to this Aunt Shen, and said with relief: "Auntie, don't worry, I just said that I may not be able to cure your disease, and I didn't say that I won't help you treat it." Let's be honest, I heard you scold other doctors just now, and I beat the drum in my heart, for fear that I won't be cured at that time, and you will even treat me and scold me, hehe, this is my little selfishness, so I want to make it clear to you in advance. I can help you heal, and I will do my best to help you, but if I really can't cure it, hehe, don't scold me. ”
Half of Aunt Shen's face smiled: "Okay!" I don't scold! Alas, I just have this stinky mouth, when my old man was alive, he said every day that my mouth was like a dung bucket, I was very angry, so I quarreled with him, and I said the same after the quarrel. Alas! Now I want him to scold me for a few words and I can't do it, woo woo woo ......"
Du Wenhao thought to himself, although this Aunt Shen promised not to scold the street if she couldn't cure it when the time came, but if she really couldn't cure it, she couldn't do anything about her if she scolded the street. Scold it, just scold it, you can't shirk it because you're afraid of being scolded.
When her mood stabilized a little, Du Wenhao said, "Auntie, tell me about your illness, okay?" ”
"Well, it's been about four or five years, during the first month of that year, I forgot the first few days, anyway, it wasn't the fifteenth day of the first month, I went to visit relatives, drank a few more glasses of rice wine, ate cold dishes, and felt sick on the way back, so I got off the ox cart and was in the grass on the side of the road. After finishing the car, I felt a little uncomfortable in my neck, touching and rubbing it was not good, I didn't care too much when I got home, I got up early the next morning, I found that something was wrong, I didn't feel anything on the side of the face, I was in a hurry, I couldn't pour cold water with hot water, and I couldn't rub it hard. So I went to the pharmacy to see the doctor. The doctor gave me acupuncture and came back with a decoction. After tossing for several days, not only did there be no movement, but it was even more powerful, a face was like a dead man, he couldn't chew half of the meal, he drooled involuntarily, and there was no way to tick and tick. I'm so angry......"
Du Wenhao said: "Where have you gone to see the doctor?" How does the doctor prescribe medicine? ”
"In the past four or five years, I have seen more doctors than I can count, I don't know what medicine I can see, and I don't know how to medicine, if I understand medical skills, can I still use these quacks? Is it useless to be tortured by them? These bastards will cheat money and my old woman, and they will not die well! The dead bones have to be fed to the dogs......"
Du Wenhao hurriedly stopped her: "Auntie, you said that you didn't scold the street, why did you scold again?" ”
"I'm sorry, I get angry when I think of this, okay, I won't scold, you can quickly give me a medical treatment, they all say that you are like a god."
Du Wenhao said: "Okay, I'll take a look at your illness first." "I went up to observe carefully, and found that his mouth and eyes were tilted to the right, there were foaming scars on his face, and the muscles in the affected area were obviously atrophied. Asked, "What do you feel bad about?" ”
"My head hurts a little and my mouth is dry. Sleep wasn't very good. ”
"Where's the two pennies?"
"It's okay to pee, but the stool is dry."
Du Wenhao looked at the tongue elephant, cut the pulse, and found that her pulse was astringent, and her tongue was not thick. After pondering for a while, he said: "That's it, I'll give you acupuncture first, see the effect, if it works, it means that my thinking is still right, and then I will continue to treat, if not, I'm afraid it's not quite right." ”
"Okay, okay! It will work! ”