Chapter 232: Hussars are a purgatory
Ye Hua couldn't figure out whether a tiger was considered garbage or a resource, if it could be trained, it might be able to become a resource, if not, maybe it would be worse than garbage.
"Soon I'm going to be able to hunt, I'm going to use a tiger!" After Chai Rong finished speaking, he simply patted his ass neatly and left, and he still had to arrange the matters and processes of hunting...... The so-called hunting, to put it bluntly, is a competition between the two countries, and if it is not done well, it will turn into a war. Every detail must be clarified, and there must be no sloppiness, otherwise it will be a loss of power and humiliation of the country.
Therefore, Chai Rong slipped away generously and threw Ye Hua a bunch of trouble.
In these years, big fish eat small fish, and small fish eat dried shrimp...... What can Ye Hua do?
He also came up with a way to let 500 hussar guards, each with one, serve as a master and teach a tiger's subordinates. One-to-one, teach by example, personal guidance!
When this request was made, the hussars didn't do much, but a tiger's subordinates blew up.
One by one, like Zhu Bajie, they all shouted to go home and stop working with the court.
Just kidding, in this gang, in addition to brothers, uncles and nephews, brothers-in-law, and at worst, fellow villagers, everyone knows each other well, and they have formed a regiment, so they will not be bullied in the barracks.
Now that they have just come in and have been torn apart, have they not become fish on a chopping block for others to slaughter? If so, then what kind of army is it from?
You must know that their ancestors were calculated by the above, and they died cleanly, and they didn't want to lose their lives!
I'm sorry, Uncle is no longer playing!
These bunnies really packed their bags and wanted to leave when they got on the horses
But they forget that it's easy to get in but hard to get out!
If you let them go easily, it won't be Ye Hua!
At the gate of the barracks, 1,000 hussar guards, all brushed and brushed in front of them, wanting to go, let's talk about it after we pass this level!
Without further ado, a beating war has started again.
In this competition, the hussars suffered a lot.
After all, many of them have never practiced kung fu and are not opponents at all.
But it doesn't matter, the hussars never rely on their personal skills to fight, everyone cooperates with each other, concentrates forces, first kills a few pickers, presses them to the ground, rubs them hard, there is no luck, a tiger is taken care of by more than a dozen people, both eye sockets are black, small eyes can't be opened, as if wearing sunglasses.
Everyone else is similar, there is no good piece of meat on their bodies, and the ghost cries wolf.
Ye Hua appeared in front of them with a smile, "Now let a soldier bring one, do you still have any opinions?" If there is, then let's move on! ”
As he spoke, Ye Hua raised his fist and showed a demonic smile, obviously, the next thing is to talk with his fists!
A tiger is dumbfounded.
He has been a bandit for almost 20 years, and he has never encountered such a shameless one!
"Joining the army is not robbing your daughter-in-law, you are forcing you to become a prostitute!" A tiger shouted in protest.
Ye Hua didn't care at all, "You're right, Lao Tzu is the one who opened the Qinglou, you grandsons are not obedient, so they will hit your obedient position!" ”
"And what about our disobedience?" A tiger stalks its neck unconvinced.
Ye Hua bowed down and whispered in a tiger's ear: "Don't challenge my patience, when I think you are useless, I will help you chop into meat sauce and bury you in the ground to fertilize the field!" Don't think I can't do it! ”
"You!"
A tiger finally saw Ye Hua's true face, this guy is harmless to humans and animals on the surface, but he is a devil in his heart! Why can't he think about it for a while, he has to come to join the army, and he still brings a large group of people?
I've hurt you!
He was speechless and choked, what else could he do, bow his head! Accept your fate! They have fallen into the hands of their stepmothers, and they are not ladylike when they meet people!
Looking at the group of people who were downcast, the hussars were still a little disappointed, they thought that they could be beaten a few more times, such a good sandbag is rare.
But it doesn't matter, when the training starts, they have a chance!
Rest assured, you won't be disappointed!
The hussar guards had stiff faces, but everyone could feel the smile in their eyes, and they were simply happy. Grandma's, we can finally use the tricks that Master Hou used on us to deal with you! It's fun to think about it, the soldiers don't know when, there is an extra wooden stick in their hands.
Holding this thing, they felt that their identities were different, and the whole person floated.
What are you doing in a daze!
Look who doesn't like the eye, stick greeting!
Ten times more severe than they had endured!
A tiger and his subordinates are unlucky, they are born recklessly, all over the body, all the faults, take the simplest walk, some people shake their shoulders, drag them up, some people from head to toe, several bends, come to stand up straight.
What kind of soldier is this, it's just a bunch of hooligans!
Hit, hit hard!
It's not enough to just fight, Ye Hua made a cross and tied it behind the soldier to correct his standing posture.
Well, this time, these guys got double the treatment, a cross in the front and back, and they couldn't bend over if they wanted to.
The body should be straight, the walking posture should be upright, the standing should be steady, the eyes should be forward, not the sky, the chin should be tucked up, and it is not allowed to lean up...... This is not allowed, that is not allowed, they are going crazy.
If you commit a slight foul, you will be beaten, and they will all become sandbags.
It's okay just to be beaten, don't let you complain, who dares to complain, the beating is even worse, these guys have their hearts soaked in ink, from the inside out, it's all black!
The big guy complained, and what made them a little relieved was that the food was good, it was really good!
The millet noodles are mixed with white noodles, as if bean noodles are added, and the steamed steamed buns are bigger than fists, soft, hot, delicious and full, which can make people forget all the unpleasantness.
Just rush to this and forgive them a little - just a little!
What surprised them even more was that there were still dishes, and they were meat dishes!
The fat carp boiled soup, rich and fragrant, the heat is sufficient, the meat is rotten and the bones are boiled, the whole body is comfortable to drink a sip, the heat comes out from the appetite, it is like taking a hot bath, and the whole body has strength.
The guys ate greedily, and everyone looked satisfied.
But as soon as he had eaten a few bites, the hussars rushed in, each with a stick in his hand, as if he were a fierce god.
They rushed in and shouted, "All stand up! ”
Some people were not convinced, and they still stiffened their mouths, "Why? The emperor is not short of hungry soldiers, so he doesn't let people eat? ”
The hussar guards had a black face, and directly grabbed a few people who shouted happily and threw them outside, and the goods who did not obey the military orders were directly hungry for a day.
Tang Niu has been joining the Hussar Guard in Qufu for almost a year, and in a little more than a month, he will be able to proudly call himself a veteran, but at the moment, it will not prevent him from putting on the posture of a veteran and teaching these guys a lesson!
"Look at you, what virtues? Without an order, eat without permission, who let it? What a big dog guts! And there are no rules! All go out and come back after 10 laps! ”
Bewilders!
Absolutely difficult!
didn't say anything, just let them go to the cafeteria, but as soon as they ate, they found fault, believe it or not, Lao Tzu was anxious, and directly lifted the table and didn't play with you!
These people only dare to think in their hearts, for a bite to eat, or obediently go out for a run, and after 10 laps of running, they are dizzy and dizzy, and they almost faint with low blood sugar.
You can always eat now, right?
Still won't work.
Tang Niu stood in front of them, and scolded them again, saying that they were useless, just a bunch of rubbish, garbage, hooligans, and scoundrels...... He scolded for a quarter of an hour.
Tang Niu also told them, "Don't play a bachelor, pretend to be an uncle, if you don't want to be scolded or punished, you have to be obedient, this is not your family!" If you are not convinced, you will go outside and stand, and you will be hungry for a day and figure out everything!
After scolding, I was finally able to eat.
But the meal does not stop, Tang Niu with the hussar guards, constantly patrolling behind, some people sit improperly, are beaten, put their feet on the stool, and are even beaten.
It's not okay to eat loudly, it's not okay to eat slowly, it's not okay to talk, it's not okay to have leftovers...... After eating, you have to wash the dishes and chopsticks, which must be clean.
Grandma's, we're not alive anymore!
It's the first time they've grown up so much that they don't know anything.
Walking, sitting, lying, dressing and hating, eating and washing dishes, all these must be learned!
Do you think that's the end of it?
No!
Far from enough!
Even the toilet has a fixed place, not allowed to defecate anywhere, this is not a way to live?
It's easy to toss after a day, and when it's time to rest, the big guy is on his back, ready to lie down and sleep, but he is pulled up again.
When they got outside, they lined up in a large group and bathed with cold well water, and only then were they allowed to sleep!
Okay!
We're not, so why do we need to take a shower?
Many people play in the ditch all year round, that is, in the summer, and take a bath, when have they enjoyed this treatment? This hussar guard is simply amazing.
Lao Tzu's ancestors were Wei Boya soldiers, how to be a soldier, how to fight, you don't need to teach!
Tossing up to now, they are only left to scold in their hearts, and they don't even have the strength to take a step, let alone run away, which is called a misstep into a thousand years of hatred, it's over! It's completely over!
Just when he was about to fall asleep, Tang Niu appeared again.
Seeing him, everyone instinctively got nervous, and those who didn't sleep quickly pushed the ones who fell asleep, get up quickly, the imp who urged him to die is here again!
Their faces were full of panic and trembling, staring at Tang Niu, not knowing what he was going to do.
Tang Niu looked at the vigilant gaze of these guys, shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and he took out a bottle of medicinal wine from his arms.
"Whoever is beaten during the day, wipe it, it can reduce swelling and relieve pain."
Grandma's, finally found out in conscience.
There was a guy who had the courage to pick it up and wipe it on his arm, not to mention it, it was cool and relieving fever, and it felt good. The others also had the courage to wipe it on their bodies, and a bottle of medicinal wine was wiped off after a while, which was much more comfortable, and some people wanted to thank Tang Niu, but they were all scolded back by him - "Okay, just wait for tomorrow to continue to be beaten!" ”