Text Chapter 787 Trouble
The imperial court ceremony was very lengthy, because each meritorious person had to give a holy decree and issue iron coupons, so it was already afternoon after the emperor summoned him. More than 100 heroes had been standing in the Fengtian Hall for several hours at this time, not drinking a sip of water or eating. But fortunately, the Ming Dynasty has complete regulations for this kind of ceremony, and these heroes are very full when they leave home in the morning, and they don't drink much water at the same time, so they can stand it at this time.
By now, the first half of the ceremony is over, and the second half is the meal. Of course, the emperor does not invite guests to eat like the common people's homes, the emperor invites guests to give banquets, and there are many rules and etiquette, but this is much easier than the ceremony just now.
Zhu Hongsan also knew that these guys had been standing all morning, and now that the main activities of the ceremony were over, Zhu Hongsan said with a smile: "Okay, now I invite you to dinner, everyone is tired, let's do the activity!" ”
Wenchen is okay to say, after all, they are accustomed to this kind of long-term ceremonial activities. But the generals are different, these guys are a gang of bandits, peasants, although a few days ago there were officials of the Ministry of Etiquette to train them, but now as soon as the emperor said free activities, these generals immediately made an uproar. There were all moving bodies, loud noises, and a few screaming to go to the toilet, and the whole hall immediately became a vegetable market.
Ma Mingyuan, as the head of the heroes and the head of the hundred civil and military officials, frowned when he saw this group of Qiu Ba, and was just about to stand up and scold them, who knew that Emperor Zhu Hongsan had spoken.
"Mr. Ma, don't scold them, after all, these guys are from a bad background, anyway, today is a celebration meeting, let them indulge once!"
The emperor said so, Ma Mingyuan naturally didn't want to say anything, so he had to bow down and retreat.
While all the heroes were resting, hundreds of small eunuchs in the main hall brought up more than forty tables, and then began to arrange the dishes and prepare for the start of the banquet.
Of course, eating is not casual, there are only eleven people at a single table in the entire hall, including one table for the emperor and the crown prince, and one for the nine dukes. The other meritorious marquis has two pieces, and the earl is a little miserable, one for three people. At the same time, the dishes and drinks are also different, the nine dukes eat and drink the best, and the emperor and the crown prince are the same, the marquis is worse, but the bear's paw shark fin is still there, the earl is even worse, the three people only have fifteen dishes, and the wine is still ordinary water wine produced in Guangdong.
After all the preparations were completed, all the heroes sat down and waited for the emperor's order to open the table, at this time Zhu Hongsan picked up his cup and stood up and said: "Heroes, I toast you three glasses of wine today!" ”
Everyone quickly stood up when they heard the emperor's toast, and then bowed.
Zhu Hongsan continued: "The first glass of wine is a tribute to all the dead people in the world, it took me eight years to calm the world, I can't help them!" After speaking, Zhu Hongsan drank all the wine, and all the heroes also drank the wine in the cup.
"The second cup of salute to our dead comrades-in-arms, I think of those brothers who can't sit here, Zhao Laosi, Wang Laoshi, Chang Liu, Shi Kuan, and those who died in Xinyang City, on the way south, Guangdong bandits, Jiangyin bloody battles, Jiading offensive and defensive brothers, and those brothers whose names I can't name, you are all torn apart today, but don't forget your old brothers!"
After Zhu Hongsan said these words, many generals thought of their comrades-in-arms and brothers, and a few even left tears.
"The third glass of wine to you, you guys have a big life, crawl out of the pile of dead, so don't get fucking drunk today! Zhao Guodong, aren't you a wine vat, Lao Tzu is going to try your depth today! All the generals laughed when they heard the emperor say this, and they all dried up the wine in their cups, and shouted one by one: "Let go and drink today, and see if Your Majesty can still drink as much as he did back then?" ”
The ministers frowned when they saw the emperor like this, the emperor was a little out of shape today, but today is a celebration ceremony, so don't touch the emperor's mold, so although the ministers are not very satisfied, no one spoke.
Zhu Hongsan drank the third glass of wine and said to the prince Zhu Hai beside him: "Prince, you accompany Wenchen today, Lao Tzu will go and have a good drink with the old brother!" ”
Zhu Hai hurriedly bowed down and said, "Father, you are already high in spring and autumn, drink less and pay attention to your body!" ”
Zhu Hongsan frowned when he heard Zhu Hai say this, and said, "Why are you grinding like your mother!" Zhu Hongsan, who just talked about it, suddenly remembered his dead wife Ma Xiaofang. Xiao Fang has been dead for seven or eight years, she was against drinking by herself back then, and she was very disgusted at the time, but now that the lights are out, there is no longer any desire to listen to Xiao Fang's grinding.
Zhu Hai saw Zhu Hongsan stunned there, knowing what his father was thinking, Zhu Hai whispered on the side: "Father, the queen mother has been gone for seven years, please mourn!" ”
Zhu Hongsan nodded, patted Zhu Hai's shoulder and said, "Okay!" Didn't you say you wanted to avenge your mother? At that time, the situation did not allow it, and now Lao Tzu has occupied the world, and he can do whatever he wants! I'll leave this matter to you, and you can arrange it! ”
Zhu Hai heard that Zhu Hongsan let him find an opportunity to clean up Li Chengdong, and he was overjoyed, and quickly nodded again and again. After Zhu Hongsan finished speaking, he took the wine glass and started drinking with his old brothers.
At this time, the entire hall became a vegetable market, and those generals shouted one by one, and the voices of scolding their mothers came and went. But Wenchen's side was very quiet, and they were all talking in a low voice, and the crown prince Zhu Hai toasted table by table on behalf of his Laozi Zhu Hong.
The palace was full of emotion, but not everyone was in a good mood, as a member of the earl, the unlucky Jiang Pengju was very unhappy.
Jiang Pengju, as an earl, is naturally a table of three people, but the two people at the same table with him are both regiment leaders, and their status is far inferior to Jiang Pengju. So these two became Jiang Pengju's servants, and they were busy pouring wine and vegetables.
Jiang Pengju was able to control his mood at first, but as he drank more and more, Jiang Pengju began to feel a little unhappy. He saw Ma Kun and Zhou Yu in the first row, and the more they looked at it, the more angry they became. Back then, these two people and Jiang Pengju were both from the second batch of teaching teams, who doesn't know who! Didn't they all wear the same clothes, eat the same meals, be whipped by the instructor Zhu Hongyi, and take off the same bath, why can Ma Kun and Zhou Yu become dukes today?
Jiang Pengju is still worse than Ma Kun, after all, Ma Kun is from the first battalion and is Qian Yong's old subordinate, but what are you Zhou Yu? Back then, you were the same company commander as Lao Tzu, you didn't participate in the Battle of Xinyang when Lao Tzu was desperate in front, you didn't participate when the emperor attacked Nanzhili, you didn't participate in the emperor's Northern Expedition, and you went to Yungui to suppress bandits, how can you be a duke?
The more Jiang Pengju thought about it, the more angry he became, the more angry he became, and finally drank too much. At this time, the two regiment leaders were still pouring wine for Jiang Pengju, Jiang Pengju pushed the two guys away and scolded: "Get out, what are you guys?" Dare to drink at the same table with Lao Tzu? When Lao Tzu was in the bloody battle in Xinyang, you didn't know where to ask for food? ”
These two regiment commanders are also fierce generals in the army, although they are afraid of Jiang Pengju's status and status, but now Jiang Pengju can't bear to scold himself like this. One of the regiment commanders scolded: "Blind Jiang, no matter how high your qualifications are, are you not the same as our brother to be the earl?" Look at Liang Guogong and Zheng Guogong, they also graduated in the second phase, and they are many times stronger than you waste! ”
Jiang Pengju had already seen Zhou Yu Ma Kun angry, but now listening to what the two regiment leaders said, he couldn't control his anger anymore, stood up and scolded: "Okay, today Lao Tzu will let you see how Lao Tzu humiliated those two guys!" ”
After Jiang Pengju finished speaking, he stood up and staggered to the first row, pushed away the toasting generals, and said to Zhou Yu: "Zhou Lang, Lao Tzu is here to have a drink with you!" ”
Zhou Yu was a seller in Huguang back then, and he walked the streets and alleys every day. But now he is a dignified Liang Guogong, and he frowned when he heard Jiang Pengju still call himself a merchant.
But Zhou Yu didn't say anything, just smiled and said, "It turned out to be Brother Jiang, brother and you have a drink!" Zhou Yu saw that Jiang Pengju was almost drunk, and originally wanted to have a drink with him to pass away.
Knowing that Jiang Pengju did not leave, he put his arms around Zhou Yu's shoulders and said with a smile: "Zhou Lang, I didn't expect you to become a duke as a seller!" Did you learn to drill when you were selling? ”
Zhou Yu is not a merchant now, but a duke who commands tens of thousands of troops, and it is very unhappy to hear Jiang Pengju reveal his old background here.
"Brother Jiang, you've drunk too much!"
"Fuck your fart, I've drunk too much? Back then, Lao Tzu was stronger than you, and he was better than you in drinking and fighting, why did you become a duke, and how did Lao Tzu become an earl? ”
At the beginning, because the entire hall was in a mess, they were all toasting each other, and no one paid attention to Jiang Pengju, but now Jiang Pengju immediately attracted the attention of the people around him.
It was Ma Kun who was lined up with Zhou Yu, and he stood up and said, "Old Jiang, you drank too much!" ”
Ma Kun originally had good intentions and wanted to make a round, but how did he know that Jiang Pengju was now angry and bloody, and he would come after Ma Kun!
"It turned out to be Zheng Guogong! Why are you the same as Zhou Yu, he relies on drilling, do you rely on rubbing baths? ”
Ma Kun was originally a bathing worker in the bathhouse in Wuchang County, but now when he heard Jiang Pengju talk about it, his face immediately turned red with anger. At this time, Zhao Guodong also saw Jiang Pengju who was out of shape, stood up angrily and came to the front and slapped Jiang Pengju, scolding: "You and bastards, are you crazy?" ”
Knowing that Jiang Pengju was really crazy, when he saw Zhao Guodong beating himself, he pointed at Zhao Guodong and scolded: "Zhao dog, Lao Tzu has wanted to scold you for a long time!" Lao Tzu blocked a knife for you in Xinyang City, if it weren't for Lao Tzu, you would have died a long time ago, how could you live to fight Lao Tzu now? You said! Why don't you say good things for Lao Tzu this time? ”
At this time, the entire hall had already heard Jiang Pengju's voice, and the originally noisy hall immediately fell silent, and a deep voice said: "Your title was given by me, what?" Are you not satisfied with me? ”()
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