"Human milk should be okay, you can also find this rare thing?" Sun Dan was taken aback.

The kid was a little embarrassed and said, "My sister just gave birth to a child, and she has enough milk, and she can't finish eating, so she is uncomfortable." Every day, I have to squeeze several large bowls and throw them away. ”

Several schoolchildren said at the same time: "Yes, yes, his sister's chest is frighteningly big, like a watermelon." ”

Sun Dan opened his mouth wide for a long time before saying, "Then don't go and get it, where does your sister live, and how long does it take to go back and forth?" "The size of a watermelon, at least a D cup, you must see it if you have a chance.

"It's in the middle of the house, just a few steps away."

"Go, go, or there's no time."

"Go!" Sun Hao kicked the little brother's buttocks, although he didn't understand what Sun Dan was doing with human milk, but after this period of contact, he unconsciously had a strong sense of trust in Sun Dan.

The little brother hurriedly found a teapot for boiling water in the school, and ran out with a smoke.

The guy was also fast, and it didn't take more than ten minutes when he returned to the school with a small half pot of hot human milk. The little guy shook the teapot in front of Sun Dan and Sun Hao with a smile on his face. It's just that he has a clear palm print on his face, which should have been a slap in the face.

Sun Dan hurriedly asked him what was wrong, and the little guy replied that his sister's milking action was too slow, and he was anxious, so he went up to help, pinched his sister, and slapped him.

Sun Hao opened his mouth wide: "You are so good, you dare to squeeze your sister, next time there is such a good thing, you have to bring it to me." ”

The ancients got married early, but because of their age, all the schoolchildren were also ignorant about the affairs of men and women, and when they heard this, although they didn't understand, they all laughed and said, "Yes, next time you ask us to help." ”

The kid scratched his head: "No, my sister is so fierce." ”

Sun Dan almost laughed, and Sun Hao next to him was unhappy: "Brother Dan, I got the milk, tell me what you can do." ”

"I naturally have a way, you can watch me play a trick." Sun Dan took out a piece of cooked rice paper, dipped his fingers in some milk and wrote a big "Sun" on it, and then put it on the stove to roast for a while.

Soon the handwriting on the paper was gone.

"What kind of trick is this, it's boring." Sun Hao and others were greatly dissatisfied.

Sun smiled lightly: "Audience, please take a look." As he spoke, he lit the oil lamp prepared by Sun Hao in advance, put the note on the lamp and roasted it.

As the note slowly changed color, a burnt yellow character "Sun" appeared in front of him.

"Good trick, good trick, Brother Dan, how did you come up with this method." Everyone looked at Sun Dan with admiration.

Sun Dan said secretly: This thing was left over from Comrade Lenin when he was writing "The State and Revolution" in prison, and he didn't understand physics and chemistry, so naturally he didn't know it.

He shook the note in his hand and looked at Sun Hao: "If it's just a trick, what do I bother to do, you haven't thought about doing anything with this trick?" ”

Sun Hao frowned and thought for a long time, and suddenly cheered: "I know, do you mean to let me use human milk to copy "University" on paper, and use this method to copy it slowly when I take the next exam?" Speaking of this, his voice trembled with joy: "Brother Dan, my good big brother, you are really a genius, much smarter than my bullshit Sun Yue." ”

However, he was still a little worried: "If you think of another way, a copy of "University" can have 6,000 words, let me copy it in an hour, isn't it fatal, I'd rather be beaten." ”

Sun Dan pointed to the schoolchildren around him who were sharpening their guns and preparing for the exam, and then snapped his fingers: "There are so many people in the school, one person can copy a hundred words, and he can do it with a snap of his fingers." ”

"This method is so wonderful, you are really Zhuge among people, and your wisdom is close to a demon!" Sun Hao let out a long roar and shouted loudly to all the schoolchildren: "Everyone listen, everyone who doesn't want to be beaten by me will come around." ”

Sun Dan stroked his beard and smiled, this method is naturally wonderful, and the standardized operation of the modern assembly line is naturally very much better than the cow.

It's a pity that he hasn't grown a beard on his chin yet, so he can't be a wise man.

The fly in the ointment is a great pity.

However, he still kindly reminded Sun Hao to remember to number the manuscript according to the chapters, otherwise there would be no way to check it when he got a large stack of blank paper.

Sun Hao patted his head: "I really forgot about this, and I almost washed my own braincase." It turned out to be a Sichuan dialect, which I probably learned from his third uncle in the past.

I have to admit that although Sun Hao is a straw bag in his studies, he has a strong organizational ability. Under his coercion, the entire school was recruited by him and assigned good jobs.

Soon, each person was given a numbered manuscript in his hand, and each picked up his pen and wrote quickly on the manuscript. Then put it on the stove to dry.

For a while, the dizzy smell of human milk rippled in the air, which was extremely weird.

After taking the stack of manuscripts and arranging the details of cheating in the exam, such as who would cover up, Sun Hao proudly folded it in his hand, and sat in the examination room with flaws, looking at the schoolchildren who began to study hard again.

It was another good day, and the sun was fierce, and the house was bright. But this kid lit an oil lamp and smirked, which was really outstanding.

Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed, and now I am waiting for the exam.

But Mr. Li hadn't come yet, and Sun Dan had nothing to worry about this exam, so he sat in the library for a long time and felt very bored.

At this time, I suddenly heard a commotion: "Brother Yue'er is here." ”

Sun Dan hurriedly raised his head to look at the legendary prodigy, but saw a fourteen or fifteen-year-old figure dressed in pink jade walking in at the door. His face was a little pale, he was wearing a white fur coat, a gold lock around his neck, and jade rings on his red belt, and he had a harmless smile on his face when he saw people. If it weren't for the ugly color behind the illness, he would really be a likable child.

However, Sun Dan still saw a hint of arrogance in his smile. Xindao, this is a typical child of a family, not easy to approach.

If everyone in the school is afraid of Sun Hao, it is a kind of respect and flattery from the bottom of their hearts for Sun Yue. After all, schoolchildren who can enter the academy, no matter how stupid they are, will always become smarter when they learn knowledge and open their minds. Although Sun Hao is the eldest son of the long house, he will be the head of the family in the future. But he is a big straw bag, and it is estimated that he has no hope of entering the imperial examination. In the future, the future of the Sun family will depend on Sun Yue, a little genius, and with Sun Yue's ability, he will take the test to raise people and even enter the jinshi, and he will not follow the playful style. When the time comes, some random leaks between his fingers will be enough for everyone to use for a lifetime.

So, as soon as everyone saw Sun Yue coming in, they all surrounded him and couldn't help but curry favor.

For a while, there was a flood of words: "Brother Yue'er hasn't come to the school for so many days, and it has been cleared again." ”

"I'll just say, why can't I be tired of studying in the school during this time, Brother Yue doesn't come, I always feel that something is missing."

"It's going to be a boy soon, and Brother Yue is naturally ready to catch it. God is pitiful, my grandson family is finally going to show off a talent. ”

"You're welcome, you're welcome." Sun Yue arched his hand and said softly: "I am determined to win this boy's test, and you must also work hard." Although the words were polite, Sun Dan found that Sun Yue's eyes looked at the sky when he spoke, and there was no trace of it on the schoolchildren.

"That's nature, with Brother Yue leading the way in front, I'll work hard naturally." There was another burst of compliments, and it was Sun Gui who shouted the most.

Sun Dan sat in the direction and didn't move, but his head kept shaking: these children also matured earlier, so young and so sophisticated. That Sun Yue was proud, but he was rampant, and it was not good for his future.

Sun Hao is the eldest son of the long house, so naturally he doesn't have to shoot this sycophant. But when he saw that his little brother ran to stick to Sun Yue's cold ass, he also snorted and glanced at Sun Dan: "It's all a group of ungrateful things, or Brother Dan, you have temperament, you are a good man, and you deserve to be my good brother." ”